*clang* *crack*

    The class had just ended, and Tenchi was working on something

    Tenchi: huh you''re wondering what I''m doing? well I''m making a gift for Kuro...you met her the other day when you joined

    The person Tenchi was talking with was a sloth Miyubi Shishio.

    Miyubi is a tall girl with long blond hair and some moss on her head and has purple eyes.

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    Miyubi POV

    Nura-san always takes time like this. He comes and talks to me...

    All my life I''ve been alone

    everyone would just pass me by but he is different.

    Sometimes he would know what I am thinking without saying anything...

    For some reason around him my world slows down...I have a lot of energy and...I feel free

    He also is always tinkering with something

    Tenchi: so...you like sports?

    Miyubi: ...yes...I...love sports

    Tenchi: do...you want to try...

    I get up as fast as I can and go to him

    Miyubi: yes, please

    Tenchi: cool alright but first lets get you clean up

    Nura-san carried me to my room and washed me up

    Tenchi: This is tough on me, I was worried that you would drown yourself. but its embarrassing

    He said to me as he is drying my hair

    Tenchi: I mean you are too attractive. your huge b.o.o.b.s and beautiful face...I want to push you down and make you have my babies right now...

    He is a strange guy sometimes. He says whatever on his mind. I don''t know if he is series or not...but he is kind. He never complains...this isn''t the first time he gave me a bath...

    Tenchi: alright let''s go outside...

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    For the last week, Tenchi hasn''t been coming to the cooking club

    inside the clubroom

    Ranka was upset

    Ranka: where is he? why isn''t he coming?

    Hitomi: I-I don''t know he hasn''t been saying anything. I see him in class but after which he starts working on something he says is important

    Yukari: what if he is on a date with another woman

    Kuromi: no he is always just in the classroom

    Kuro seemed sad: he said he wanted me away from him for a while

    Liz: that''s because he is making you a birthday gift

    Patty: nee-chan you weren''t supposed to say that

    Liz: well she being annoying

    Kuro stood up happy: really! I''m so happy

    CookingClubGirls: Who are you?

    Liz: wow they already forgot about us

    Patty: haha, we saw you making Lovey-dovey with Kid too

    Patty goes in Gun form and Liz points the gun at the girls then they switch and both go back to the humanoid forms

    Hitomi: wait a second Tenchi had guns on his knees...

    Ranka: that was you?

    Liz: ugh annoying. You know I think you should use this as an opportunity to separate from King

    patty starts pointing at them

    Patty: haha they are so confused

    Hitomi: what do you mean separate from him

    Liz: listen if you want to be happy. you should n''t be by his side.

    Ranka: grrr who are are you to decide us

    Patty: nee-san just being kind.

    Hitomi: kind?

    Kuromi uses her hypnotism trying to force them to tell them whats going on

    Kuro: that doesn''t work on them...

    Liz: ok, you girls are useless women! you will eventually be a fad and then fade in the distance

    Ranka: fad?

    Patty: what she is saying that Kid will eventually leave you

    They were shocked about this...

    Hitomi: why would he..what do you mean

    Liz: first you haven''t even seen him really cook...

    Ranka: no we did...

    Liz: no you didn''t...if he cooked...you would have been in a different world. I will say this his nickname isn''t Sanji...its white-haired devil because his food can break people! He is also the number 1 chef in the world

    Patty: what about Alice-chan and Erinachii

    Liz: well they don''t count

    : number 1 chef in the world

    Liz: that''s not all, if you want to keep up with him...you should learn martial arts otherwise you''re a burrden...(plus he is a Yokai..)

    The room was silent

    Kuro: girls stop being mean I like them! Ten doesn''t mind them. He likes them a lot. Ignore them Liz and patty are kind of mean sometimes

    Liz: tch

    Patty: aww that''s no fun.

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    There was a bunch of noise going on outside so the girls in the club decided to check it out and they looked outside on the track and field and saw Tenchi and a sloth

    Tenchi: good lets see what you learned

    Miyubi who had AT''s on raced an cheeta around the field and beat her

    Miyubi was happy and shocked: I...did...it

    She was about to go to him but died(passed out)

    Tenchi caught her before she fell

    Suddenly Ranka ran up to Tenchi and started licking him

    Tnechi: huh Ranka whats the matter

    Ranka: we thought you*lick*lick*

    she was licking with snout and tears in her eyes

    Hitomi, Kurumi, and Yukari went and hugged him too

    Tenchi: huh why is everyone hugging me

    Miyubi woke up for a second but died again(passed out)

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    Tenchi: haha no I''m not leaving you...

    Liz/patty: haha it was so funny

    Kuro: present present present

    kuro didn''t say it but Tenchi could tell she was thinking that

    Tenchi: it''s not your birthday yet but here

    Tenchi gave her a his gift

    He put it around her in her cat form

    Kuro: Yay a new collar!

    Girls: COLLAR

    Tenchi: it''s modified, it increases your illusion, also has a strong defense. and if you are in trouble it sends you to ''Eden'' (sakura world)

    Ranka for some reason got jealous of the collar

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    Tenchi: so you want me to cook for you all

    CookingClubGirls: Yes

    after hearing that Tenchi was the number one chef they wanted to have his cooking

    Tenchi then started to make some special food for Ranka, Miyubi, Kuromi, Yukari, and Hitomi

    All food based on what he knew about them was perfect for them

    As he cooked the smell of the food was making them all melt

    right in the middle of his cooking

    the cooking door was opened by Gaoru Lionesses came in the door

    "Is there a human by the name of Nura Tenchi here?"

    One of them shouted

    Tenchi: SHUT UP AND DON''T COME IN LIKE THAT

    The Lionesses felt something for a second

    Tenchi: I know you girls are attractive but if you come in with your perfume it changes the flavor of the food so please go natural otherwise you mess with the flavor...I''m sorry for yelling

    They just nodded and obediently waited outside the door

    As they waited they talked to each other

    "… It was really dangerous for my heart."

    "I thought it was cool… His apologetic expression looked like a turtle…"

    "Anyway, it was dangerous."

    "actually isn''t he more attractive then King"

    "come on King has a nice mane and...umm"

    "but he screams a true King and I feel tones of s.e.x.u.a.l energy from him"

    Tenchi felt a little shiver down his back but still serve the food to the girls and then walked out with the lioness

    the girls bit into the food and all their clothes were gone!

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    The girls brought Tenchi to a Lion sitting on a throne...but the girls kept glancing at Tenchi and whispering between them

    The Lion didn''t notice anything different about the girls and spoke to Tenchi

    Lion: Nura Tenchi. I need your help. I know you have a harem of many interspecies

    Tenchi: (there are lots of evolved Creatures...I wonder what other animals are evolved...now that I think about it I haven''t seen any insects....are there insets in this world that have evolved...oh I''m not paying attention to this guy...I''ll just nod)

    Tenchi nods

    Lion: so one night I discovered an Impala and my instincts took over...she ran away before I discovered if it was hunger, l.u.s.t or something else

    He licks his lips

    Tenchi: you clearly were hungry