Tenchi: so if I have that elixiar...think of how much money I can make! haha I will be rich beyond belief...All I need to do is go to china...wait China red dragon? Is that the guy from...journey to the west? wait is there a monkey king? I want a flying cloud! Nimbus here I come...

    [Tenchi gained the passive ability Mesmerizing gaze]

    While he was saying that his brothers and uncle came in the hot springs

    Keima: Ten-nii have you been watching too much anime

    Tenchi: I don''t want to hear that coming from you...huh

    Nobuyuki: China huh...are you going to see your fiancee,

    Tenchi: Fiancee?

    Nobuyuki: You know Yona, a princess in China!

    Tenchi thinks back...he met a little annoying red-haired girl prior to training in the dojo. she annoyed him so much...rumor is that she has hair similar to that of King Hiryuu the red dragon god who descended from the heavens and took on human form...Hiryuu...

    Tenchi: (dragons...reminds me of the dragons from the journey to the west. I remember that Sun Wukong got items from the dragon god and four seas, golden chainmail that allows him to be invulnerable, cloud walking boots allow him to fly or jump really high. A weapon that makes him able to kill easily with one blow, Phoenix-feather Cap that rejuvenates him and something that makes him follow orders...sun wukong was awesome, he had eyes that could see anything, from dark and stuff. Haha that''s funny like they are connected)

    Tenchi started mumbling to himself: glowing hair symbolizes great magic or lifeforce...she may be unique...is she the incarnation of a god...(Similar to me?)

    old man: Tenchi? oi Tenchi are you awake

    Tenchi: Old man I guess I will go to see this Yona kid. (plus maybe she knows where I can find the recipe for the elixir of life...)

    old man: good we should bring a wedding gift. Maybe I''ll have the shuei clan go with you

    Tenchi: No, I''m going with my team...Plus I will make her hate me and have her break up with me...

    Old man: (I doubt that will work)

    He then looks at his sons

    Tenchi: Old man...why are you wearing that around your face

    Nobuyuki had a cloth around his face looking like he was a panty thief

    Tenchi: Peeping!

    The old man hit him on the head: Tenchi were at the hot springs, and there is women up there in the woman''s bath. It would be really rude not to peek

    Keima: How stupid

    Maa-kun: The innkeeper will kill us if she finds out

    Old man: I''m not worried about some old lady

    He climbs the wall separating the women''s and men''s bath and as he reaches the top Ryoko appears

    Ryoko: Hi there, and what are you doing up here

    Nobuyuki was startled and fell face first in the water and passes out

    Ryoko looks down and notices Tenchi: Oh there you are, I was wondering where you had gone. Your so far away why don''t you come up here

    Tenchi: Huh well

    suddenly she teleports him to the other bath

    Masamune looks at his brother Keima and says: Soo adjust the fact that Ryoko-san just came in the men''s bath completely n.a.k.e.d...

    Keima: Shouldn''t you worry that Ten-nii was kidnapped

    The old man passed out: (Shouldn''t you be trying to save your father from drowning!

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    Tenchi crashes into the water and turns to see Ryoko in front of him...He quickly turns around

    Tenchi: (Wow shes cleaned shaven down there. I wanted to know if the carpet matches the dr.a.p.es too..)

    Ryoko smirks: Why are you being so shy, you were so aggressive earlier.

    Tenchi: Huh I was

    Ryoko: Yeah I was shocked...but

    she goes behind him and wraps her hands around his chest.

    Tenchi felt her b.o.o.b.s on his back

    Suddenly Sasami comes in the hot springs with Ryoohki on her head

    Sasami notices Tenchi and yells excited: Tenchi! you''re here too

    Ryoko looks at her and says: Oh your here finally here. are you here alone

    Sasami: No I came with Ayeka, *she then yells* Ayeka come out

    Ayeka reprimands her: coming from the door: You shouldn''t yell like that. You simply have aquired some bad manners since you got to know that Ryoko....are you listening Sasami

    She looks at the direction her sister was looking and sees Tenchi in the women''s bath

    She blushes disappears back in the changing room

    Sasami goes in there and says: what''s wrong Tenchi is there too.

    Ayeka: why didn''t you tell me sooner! I guess I''ll get change later

    Ryouko and Tenchi who were hearing this were confused about why this was such a big deal

    So Ryoko Teleports to mess with Ayeka. She phased her through the wall and removed her towel...hers matched her hair...

    Tenchi nodded but pretended to be embarrassed

    However, Sasami caught on that Tenchi was enjoying it and said that he was smirking looking at the bodies and his little brother was getting bigger...so Tenchi apologized for being naughty receiving a pat on his head by Sasami.

    As they were talking Ayeka and Ryoko war arguing

    Ryoko: I don''t know why its a big deal. You were going to show your n.a.k.e.d body eventually to Tenchi

    Ayeka blushed completly red: SHUT IT, i''m not an exhibitionist like you

    Ryoko: its only natual you take a bath n.a.k.e.d

    she then gazes at Ayeka''s chest

    Ryoko: Then again with so little to offer I can understand why you want to cover it up

    Ayeka went redder and had an angry smile

    Ryoko imitated her pigtails and said: So it off little princess I dare you

    Ayeka was pissed off and she slapped Ryoko in the face

    Then it was a slap battle and they glared at each other

    Tenchi: Umm excuses me, ladies...

    They glared at him and he hid behind a rock

    Ayeka: I had enough of this. I think you think that I''m a harmless and if that what''s you think then you''re wrong

    Ryoko: Am I? Well I think your a naive little girl

    suddenly these stone statues appeared around Ryoko

    Ayeka: They form the magical forcefield that held your spaceship captive. You won''t get any help from Tenchi this time

    Ryoko: your just a spoiled princess. *she puts her hand on her h.i.p.s*Is that the best you can do

    Ayeka: go head and boast that''s what you do best, anyway it won''t help you now!

    suddenly white like rope came from the many pillars

    Tenchi: (YES! this will be hot)

    Tenchi was excited to see Ryoko tied up but Ryoko jumped away before she was tied up

    Ayeka: Where did she

    suddenly she was stepped on by Ryoko and Ryoko jumps off her and lands on a rock

    She puts her hands on the rock

    Ryoko: now its time for me to show you something. its the reason I''m called Ryoko the devil caller

    I''m called that because I can call forth spirits from anything I want..

    Tenchi: (I doubt she will be able to summon any because this place was purified with the ritual)

    suddenly he receives a psychic message from the Kofuku

    Kofuku: (Hey husband, I sorry but I had accidentally broken a seal covering an ancient daemon spirit...so just seal it up again. As long as you don''t summon it, it shouldn''t notice the seal is broken.I forgot to tell you earlier Teehee)

    Tenchi eyes twitches

    suddenly a daemon comes out. Ryoko wasn''t able to control it due to her only having one of her jewels and her powers were inefficient and the daemon was causing havoc

    Tenchi froze: How much is this going to cost me!

    Tenchi then takes his Tenseiga out of his yokai and does a purifying slash...

    he sees its past

    Ayeka was shocked about this: (what was that sword...its pure light but dangerous.)

    Ryoko:(That sword...it cut through the spirit realm....)

    Tenchi: Whew that was close...what

    Tenchi notices the girls were looking up in the sky

    Tenchi hessitates and looks up at the sky changing color...and a space ship falling from the sky. luckly Ryoko grabbed Tenchi

    Tenchi: (Is that a blackhole...f.u.c.k)

    Tenchi and Ryoko were sent up falling closer to it and became sperated for a moment and then Tenchi sees a beauty

    Tenchi: Damn it.

    he grabs the unknown beauty in one hand and then gets his Master sword

    Tenchi: This is something I''m not used to using but...

    Tenchi golden eye shines and he was able to see something within the blackhole

    Tenchi: ~cancel slash~

    Tenchi new ability cancel...he can cancel a technique but to do that he must know how it function and what would it take to disrupt it...

    Tenchi: (To stop a black hole you need to reverse the particle flow, flood the dilithium chamber with exotic particles and route it through the main deflector dish, and construct your own black hole out of antimatter. Then kamikaze this new antimatter black hole,)

    Tenchi had also had to send the explosion to somewhere else...his body was in a lot of pain and his eye was bleeding and he also looked like he lost some blood.

    He passed out...while thinking to himself how much he will be charged for the damages...

    He wasn''t thinking that he was sending the explosing to another planet in a different galaxy...

    Tenchi still protected the girl and Ryoko from getting hurt...and the sky was cleared...

    //AN: please rate comment and review