CHAPTER 94: CHAPTER 90 THIS GUY MUST BE SICK

Qi Longbing listened and squinted. "What do you mean by... ’waste fluid expelled by a man’?"

Hua Xiaomo looked at him. What was this guy getting at, huh? Hadn’t he ever had a biology class?

She adjusted her tone and chuckled lightly. "From an aesthetic perspective, this expelled waste fluid is a complex mixture of chemical elements. If President Qi doesn’t quite understand, I suggest you look it up online."

"And if you have any further doubts, you can look it up online again. There’s a wide variety of answers there, sure to satisfy all of President Qi’s curiosity and penchant for the unusual."

After Hua Xiaomo’s lengthy explanation, Qi Longbing’s lips curled slightly.

He had really found himself a bizarre woman! Her train of thought seemed so uniquely different.

He couldn’t help but stare at this "rare flower" for so long that the woman’s soft, slender hands fluttered before his eyes.

"President Qi, are you alright?" Hua Xiaomo’s eyes held an exaggerated concern. This guy must be sick, right...?

He’s pestering me about this topic, asking all sorts of things. Men’s saliva, men’s waste fluids—why ask me about that? Oh my! I’m a wholesome youth with innocent features and upright principles. Don’t pollute my senses, okay? If I think about these bizarre topics tomorrow, I’ll probably lose my appetite completely!

"If something were wrong with me... you think you could still stand so straight?" Qi Longbing smiled, as radiant as peach blossoms in March, his mood inexplicably uplifted considerably.

Perhaps it was because discussing these topics—sensitive on the surface, yet utterly normal—had shown him a way to deepen their communication. That might be why he felt so content and pleased!

"That statement... is quite bewildering, President Qi." Hua Xiaomo laughed and took another big gulp of water.

"There’s nothing hard to understand about it. It actually refers to... the issue of being kept..." Qi Longbing thought of this topic again, so he voiced what came to mind.

Suddenly, "PFFT..." Caught completely off guard, Hua Xiaomo once again spat out a mouthful of water, drenching the face of our devastatingly handsome President Qi.

"Ah, this... I’m sorry... I truly am sorry..." Realizing she had sprayed his face again, Hua Xiaomo’s eyes showed a hint of worry.

Qi Longbing looked at her, his handsome face unsure what expression to wear. It shifted from gloomy to pale, then inexplicably flushed red. Finally, he glared at her with what looked like indignation.

Does this darn woman think it’s funny to keep spraying me like this?

However, this time, before she could offer, Qi Longbing had already grabbed a tissue and wiped his face repeatedly.

"Don’t be mad, President Qi. My saliva is actually beautifying, you know! I guarantee you’ll become more and more beautiful, and more and more handsome," Hua Xiaomo said with a smile.

Then she put down the mineral water, walked over to the sofa, and sat down comfortably, admiring the vista of starlight and drifting clouds against the tower wall and sky.

Wow, this is truly a feast for the eyes! It feels like I’m right in the middle of the universe!

Suddenly, a soft chuckle floated in the air. "If your saliva is beautifying, then my saliva could ferment liquor! How hilarious!"

PFFT!

Good thing I wasn’t drinking water this time, or I’d have surely sprayed it out again. This guy is a classic case of someone who shatters all norms and virtues! His mind is completely warped, yet how can his appearance be so fatally attractive?