CHAPTER 49: THE BERSERKER PIXIE LOLI

Long Haoran was also having a problem because he was included in the circle of noob farmers.

He didn’t go ahead to build a basic hut since he hadn’t summoned a native yet but chose the farm instead since he had some seeds at hand: cucumber, tomato, and cabbage.

These vegetables can’t be found in the wild, and he needed to grow them personally, but the problem was...

He didn’t know how, and according to the global chat, gardening was a tedious process that he couldn’t afford to do since he needed to focus on leveling up and strengthening the defense of the territory if he wanted to survive the upcoming tide and support his younger brother.

In this case, he badly needed a helper to do it in his stead, leading him to try summoning.

Long Haoran walked towards the summoning platform. He tossed a few items in the bowl: canned goods, bland biscuits, and some of the redundant items he had.

After hanging some last night, he acquired little amounts of condiments and basic necessities.

The crystal radiated a colorful shine, and the passage, which was dark and eerie before, changed to a more ominous one. Red clouds and mist spread out from the gate, shrouding the stone platform, and a metallic bloodthirsty smell permeated it.

Feeling threatened, Long Haoran summoned the frying pan in his right hand while looking ahead with alertness. His chiseled facial features sharpened a few more degrees while his deep blue eyes swirled with vigilance.

Out of nowhere, high-pitched feminine laughter echoed, "So this is Green Planet. Not bad. Not bad. Better than the dreary Bone Castle of those old stooges, a perfect place to play around! I’m going to have fun here!"

The red clouds ceased seeping out of the gate, slowly revealing the figure of the native he summoned.

Or not?

Did the summoning fail?

Long Haoran’s brows furrowed because he couldn’t spot the native he summoned but only a screen that contained somebody’s personal information.

[Name: Elga Golden Blossom

Grade: *****

Level: 0

Profession: Berserker

Clan: Golden Blossom Woods Pixie Clan

Territory: Kitchen Duchy

Evolution Potential: SSS

Specialty: Closed Combat, Aerial Combat, Double-handed Weapon Mastery

Status Ailments: None

HP: 900/900 (Cap)

Mana: 200/200

Strength: 243 (cap)

Defense: 65 (cap)

Agility: 146 (cap)

Intelligence: 20

Luck: 23 (Cap)

Overall Combat Stars: 135 (Cap)]

[Mandatory Conditions: Confectioneries]

After Elga was done admiring the view of the clear sky of the Green Planet, her eyes curiously traveled to the specie who summoned her, and the moment her golden eyes landed on Long Haoran’s face, her heart beat fast, and without hesitation, Elga’s figure turned into a golden and red streak, rushing towards the man.

"An eye-candy! Me, likey, likey!"

My fairy goodness!

This is even more handsome than that aloof prince of the Bloodmoon Clan she had seen from afar!

Her cute face turned malevolent like a hungry ghost rushed after the man’s face while donning a huge grin with a trickle of drool coming out of the corner of her mouth. "Come to me, baby! I’ll shower you with my love!"

ლζ*♡ε♡*ζლ

She struck gold!

Where have you been all my life, fairy husband?

No matter how Long Haoran swept his eyes around, he couldn’t find anything but a tiny voice mumbling about eye candy and the buzzing noises like those mosquitoes would make before he was tackled to the ground, catching him completely off guard.

Thud-

A huge chunk of his health was reduced, followed by debuff, which caused his vision to be blurry.

What happened? Long Haoran’s brain shook from the impact.

[-230]

[You’ve entered a dizzy state for 2 seconds.]

The frying pan was stunned after reading the information displayed on the screen.

Σ (　 Д )ﻌﻌﻌﻌ⊙ ⊙...!

There’s no freaking way!

Pixie Clan, a race with an innate gentle nature, had someone with a berserker class?

Aren’t they usually support and mage types?

Could this particular one be a fraud? Or is the system glitching?

The frying pan couldn’t digest the information no matter what because it couldn’t imagine a tiny pixie brandishing weapons many times bigger than its body size, and it even had a double-handed weapon specialty!

Can you imagine a butterfly wielding two big knives while fighting foes?

Somehow, his consciousness would convulse whenever he tried to form the picture in his head.

Damn. He just stayed in that cave for thousands of years, and this much had already changed!

Will there be flying pigs with fairy wings, wearing colorful skirts, and magic wands appearing next time?

"Hey, handsome stranger..." Elga said, with her tiny figure clung onto Long Haoran’s forehead, which had a red bruise from her tackle. She rubbed her cheeks onto the smooth man’s forehead before dreamily sighing.

Elga was completely unaware of the throbbing vein on the man’s temples and Long Haoran’s darkening look.

By the time the little Pixie, Elga, raised her head, wanting to ask her master’s name, she saw the sky covered by a big circular thing, casting a shadow on her pale face and someone’s ’warm’ smile, very ’warm’ smile.

( ꒪Д꒪)

"Eeek!" Elga shrieked.

A few minutes later, a certain golden-haired loli, just a quarter of a meter tall, in a gothic dress and black boots with fairy wings on her back, was bending over a field, digging and sowing seeds while letting out faint sobs of grievance in between.

And on the center of her scalp, styled with twin tails, was a protruding bump.

Elga: (இ﹏இ`｡) Her Master was so ruthless.

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"What did you say?" Mr. Fang stammered, his cheeks blushing from her shameless praise.

"I said Uncle is so handsome that birds stop when they’re flying and flowers bloom when you pass by the pasture." Li Chunhua became more creative with her words while remembering her senior sister’s flowery mouth.

The redness of Mr. Fang’s cheeks became more prominent with her second praise.

When Uncle was not reacting, Li Chunhua thought that it was not enough, so she added, "The moon and stars..." However, the rest of the words remained in her throat because of Uncle’s angry shout.

"Shut up." Mr. Fang was very embarrassed at this point. "Quit thinking of useless things and pay attention."

This Bootlicker!

Mr. Fang: *Slightly turns away with a blushing face*

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