CHAPTER 53: SMACKING EGGS COULD CHANGE PEOPLE?

"I don’t know why she kept clinging onto me and kept saying she liked me and wanted to be together with me, but officer, I am not a fickle man who falls in love at first sight and wants a wife that is docile and sweet.

So I rejected it, but she didn’t take it very well and went to kick my crotch without saying a word, and afterward she even began tugging on my clothes, trying to strip me." Tang Ge sniffed, trying to make himself look like a victim.

Li Chunhua: (o_O)? When did I do that? I’m confused. Could he mistake me for someone else?

Mr. Fang: (o_O)? This girl did that. Is she blind? Such a bad taste in men!

The Officer: (o_O)? You sure? Why does he feel it is nonsense?

"Lass, I have a friend who knows how to deal with eye problems. Perhaps you want to...cough...have an appointment with him?" Mr. Fang suggested in a hushed voice.

Li Chunhua’s eyes showed disbelief.

Uncle, do you believe his babbling? But I never did that!

Li Chunhua immediately stood up and slammed the stainless steel table in between them with her fist in slight anger, causing it to rattle like crazy as if an earthquake had occurred. "Nonsense! He’s clearly lying. The Candied Chumpets is even better than him!"

The officer stood up and picked up the papers and pen before backing away.

Mr. Fang also did the same, while the egg-crippled Tan Ge could only remain motionless in his chair because the slight movement made his eggs hurt a lot. He immediately coated his skin with stone to avoid wounds.

Bang-

Screeching and loud thudding noises resounded in the room. Dust surged, and pebbles shot like fireworks.

The legs of the stainless table sank several feet in the ground until only its top was left on the surface, creating cracks and fissures on the cemented floor, and a hole emerged on the stainless top, the size of Li Chunhua’s fist.

(.Д.) (.Д.) (.Д.)

Three pairs of eyes looked at the table and at her with mixed emotions, astounded by her display of strength.

Tan Ge was particularly scared, and pain coming in giant tides washed over him as he recalled the kick he received in the public food market. "Ow, ow..."

There’s no way his eggs would be as sturdy as that stainless table, and if this was the girl’s true strength, this would lead him to think that she was being lenient to him before.

If he continued suing and the officers placed her in a cell, then those rails would probably just be toothpicks under her hands, and if she decided to take revenge in the middle of the night, then his eggs would really be gone this time.

"Young lady, I may need to charge you for destroying public property." The officer was seconds late to regain his composure, which was evident with his form trembling all over as well as his voice. He was still in speculation about why Tan Ge was beaten but didn’t retaliate, but it seems his statement contained some truth.

Charge me?

Li Chunhua darted her sight from the ruin floor to her fist before scooting close to Mr. Fang. She asked in a trembling voice, "Uncle, what do I do? Is that table expensive? Can I borrow money from you? Will I be jailed after this? I didn’t mean to. It was just because he was slandering me."

Mr. Fang snapped from his dazed stupor, "Why are you so brash? Now look at the officer. He appears to be reconsidering Tan Ge’s story."

It’s not that she’s brash. She was used this way.

Her senior sister always said: There’s nothing a punch couldn’t solve. If there is, then add another punch.

Her Master also said: Arguments are for scholars, and the way of fist is for the cultivators.

She rubbed her nose in distress.

It’s over. She’s going to get into prison...

Just when Li Chunhua and Mr. Fang were going to have a hard time defending their sides, Tan Ge did something unpredictable.

"Officer, I will confess..." Tan Ge cried and began telling the officer the truth for the future of his eggs... He still want descendants...

Li Chunhua and Mr. Fang looked at each other in bafflement.

Li Chunhua: (ο´･д･)?? Why is he suddenly being so good?

Mr. Fang: (ο´･д･)?? Could smacking eggs change people?

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After Tan Ge confessed to what really happened, Li Chunhua was only fined 20 points for destroying public properties, which was paid by Mr. Fang since she didn’t have a resident card yet.

Tan Ge, who was charged with slandering and distorting the truth because his offense was mild and he was the one who got hurt, was punished with standing guard at the wall for a week with only a one-hour break in between shifts.

He was still inside that interrogation room, shivering for unknown reasons while looking at the destroyed stainless steel table.

Outside the detention center, Li Chunhua and Mr. Fang were looking at each other with slight smiles on their faces.

"Lass, I’ve never seen anyone luckier than you. That thug Tan Ge always likes to be petty and would never compromise," Mr. Fang commented in a happy mood, which made Li Chunhua relieved.

She was initially screwed, but because of the turn of events, she was spared from a heavier punishment.

From now on, she will keep in mind to smack balls in crowd-less places.

But enough of that. What she wanted the most was, "Uncle, now everything is settled. Can we go back to the public food market? "That confrontation caused her stomach to protest, and now she was clamoring for food.

Mr. Fang was in a good mood after witnessing one of the troublemakers in the outer district suffer a loss. "Lass, come on, I will treat you to any food of your liking."

Li Chunhua immediately responded in surprise, "Seriously, Uncle?"

Mr. Fang nodded, prompting Li Chunhua to look at him with twinkling eyes.

Uncle Fang is so good, just like her master.

"Miss Li, Old Fang." Gong Panli just arrived at this time, followed by the man, Di Jun, who shared the news of the two people being detained.