CHAPTER 95: AFFAIR

The Ye family mansion, bright and early.

Ye Kelan shouted, "Grandpa, Grandma, Mommy, Second Uncle is on TV again! Oh my gosh, Second Uncle is on TV even more often than Little Cousin!"

Cheng Anya chuckled, "Your Second Uncle isn’t making his first television appearance. What’s all the fuss about? You should be grateful you didn’t end up on TV last night for blowing up the police station, you naughty girl."

Ye Kelan cutely bit her lip, her eyes looking wronged as she hid behind Ye Tianyu. "It wasn’t on purpose! Big Brother understands me best. Big Brother knows Kelan is the most well-behaved and adorable."

Ye Tianyu smiled gently. "Sure, and if you were well-behaved and adorable, dinosaurs wouldn’t be extinct."

"Big Brother, you’re so mean!"

Ye Tianyu smiled without saying a word, fully embodying Ye Ningyuan’s gentlemanly demeanor.

"If you ever dare to cause such trouble again, I’ll send you to the training base to have your fill," Xu Nuo said coldly, utterly speechless at this troublemaker. However, what left her even more speechless was Ye Ningyuan.

Last night, Ye Kelan had blown up the police station. When she returned and told Ye Ningyuan, he had burst into laughter, actually saying, "This daughter truly has her father’s spirit! Well done with the explosion!"

Indeed, the daughter he had raised was truly a headache.

"Mommy, don’t be so cruel! I don’t want to be locked up for ten years like Big Brother. It’s so boring! Besides, Big Brother gave me the explosives. You can’t blame me!" Ye Kelan unhesitatingly betrayed Ye Tianyu. "Big Brother said this chewing gum bomb is the latest type of explosive, and the effect is very good. I was just trying it out! How can you blame me?"

Ye Tianyu glanced at her sideways. "Don’t ask me for these things next time."

"Humph, what’s so great about it? I’ll ask Daddy. Daddy always grants my wishes."

Cheng Anya looked at the news. "Huh, isn’t that Han Bi?"

Ye Sanshao happened to come downstairs, picking up Ye Kelan. "Did you get scared last night blowing up the police station?"

"I was so scared! Grandpa is the gentlest," Ye Kelan said, rubbing her head against Ye Sanshao’s.

Cheng Anya and Xu Nuo were speechless. Cheng Anya kicked Ye Sanshao. "The police officers were the ones who got scared, okay?"

"What police officers? They’re just for show. It’s good for them to get a scare. They’ll keep their eyes peeled when they see Kelan in the future."

"Grandpa, you’re so wise!" Ye Kelan gave a thumbs-up, flattering him. Ye Sanshao raised an eyebrow, with a "you don’t say" expression. Cheng Anya pursed her lips and decisively looked away. Ye Tianyu smiled.

"That brat Feimo, why is he still entangled with Han Bi?" Cheng Anya rubbed her forehead. Ye Sanshao glanced at the television. "Isn’t this our TV station broadcasting it?"

"Nonsense, of course I know."

"Then what are you worried about?" Ye Sanshao said coolly. "Since our TV station is broadcasting it, it’s just an ordinary scandal. In Feimo’s heart, Han Bi is just like any other random passerby, just a scandal. If other TV stations and media were overwhelmingly broadcasting it today, and Anning remained silent, then you should be worried. Now you should relax. If you’re really uneasy, Tianyu, go and eliminate her, so your grandmother doesn’t worry about your Second Uncle all day."

Cheng Anya: "...Indeed, men understand men best."

Ye Kelan pouted and asked, "Grandpa, are you sure you’re not just jealous of Second Uncle?"

"Little girl, do you even know what jealousy is?"

"Of course, I know! For example, Mommy always calls out ’Tianyu, Tianyu’ at home, and Daddy gets unhappy. He always makes Big Brother run all over the country, preferably not home all year round. That’s called jealousy."

Ye Tianyu nodded. "Correct!"

Ye Sanshao patted Ye Kelan’s head. "Oh my, so clever!"

"Of course! I’m Grandpa’s granddaughter, so naturally I’m clever."

Cheng Anya shivered and patted Xu Nuo’s hand. "Why don’t you have another daughter?"

Xu Nuo: "..."

"Kelan, do you miss your Little Cousin?" Cheng Anya asked teasingly. Seeing her grandmother’s somewhat strange smile, Ye Kelan didn’t know what to do and finally nodded obediently.

Cheng Anya clapped her hands. "Come on, call Little Cousin! Tell him that Anning is filming a drama soon, and the future Second Aunt is the female lead. Ask him to play the male lead."

Ye Sanshao raised an eyebrow, smiling as he looked at Cheng Anya. Wasn’t she being a bit too cunning?

"Really?" Ye Kelan was excited, jumping off Ye Sanshao’s lap in a flash and rushing to the phone to start dialing.

"Little Cousin, it’s Kelan! Kelan hasn’t seen Little Cousin in so long! I miss you so much, I miss you so much! Let me give you a kiss first!" Ye Kelan said sweetly, acting coquettish.

Mo Xiaobai laughed. "Little Kelan, Little Cousin isn’t interested in incest! Men can’t just kiss randomly."

"Nonsense! Aren’t you the one being incestuous? Little Cousin, do you want to come to City A to film a drama? Our family has a drama! The future Second Aunt is the female lead, and we’re short on a male lead! Hurry up and come! Grandma said there are many kissing scenes and bed scenes with the future Second Aunt, Uncle’s Second Aunt, a very innocent Second Aunt, very easy to bully!"

Ye Sanshao looked at Cheng Anya, his face twitching.

Cheng Anya looked at Ye Sanshao, as if saying, "This is the good granddaughter you raised."

Xu Nuo covered her face, feeling truly embarrassed.

Thump! There was a sound of something heavy rolling off the bed over there. Ye Kelan seemed to hear a familiar voice curse, "Mo Xiaobai, why did you kick me out of bed?"

Mo Xiaobai calmly replied, "I need to sober up."

Cheng Anya and Ye Sanshao were thunderstruck. They suddenly looked at the time. It seemed it should be late at night on Mo Xiaobai’s side. Cheng Anya was speechless. Kelan had dialed Ye Yan’s room, right...?

Ye Kelan’s eyes shone even brighter. "Oh dear, oh dear, Little Cousin, who did you kick off? That little girl’s voice is so sweet, it’s giving the whole family goosebumps."

Mo Xiaobai paused. "The Second Uncle you’re talking about is my Little Cousin, right?"

"Nonsense! Do I have many Second Uncles?"

"Hehe, hehe, good Kelan, wait for Little Cousin! Cousin is going to go and harass your Second Aunt right away! Oh oh oh oh, ouch! Hey, did you hear that? Feimo’s woman has kissing scenes and bed scenes! So much potential for development! I’m really looking forward to it, so... Hey, what are you doing...?" A chilling sound came through, followed by some discordant noises. Mo Xiaobai decisively hung up the phone.

"Yay!" Ye Kelan happily hung up the phone and nodded. "Done!"