The first item on the agenda of the conference was a speech by Lu Junyi''s brother. Lu Junyi cleared his throat and said, "Liangshan has a long history, as early as the Han Dynasty..."

    I sweated, leaned down and said in a low voice, "brother, let''s talk briefly."

    Lu Junyi nodded and said, "let''s start from a few years ago - it was the third year of Xuanhe, which is now called one, one, two or two..."

    I almost fell off the stage. How many years ago? Fortunately, it was not Qin Shihuang who made the report. I smiled and said, "brother, why don''t we be shorter?"

    Lu Junyi gave me a white look, patted the table gently and said, "in a word, no matter who plays, win or lose, we must show the momentum of Liangshan!" I put out my thumb in praise.

    I took out Xiao rang''s fictional list, played it in my hand and said, "let''s make a list of the team competition tomorrow." Then I looked at Lin Chong. Lin Chong knew that he couldn''t get rid of the responsibility on his shoulders. He stood up and turned to everyone and said, "brothers, if you don''t mind, forgive me - Lin will lead the team tomorrow."

    Lin Chong''s martial arts are unparalleled and modest. He just gave up the top position of Liangshan Mountain to Chao Gai after the conflagration of Wang Lun. He belongs to an old brother type figure who is far away from politics, whose character value is explosive and victorious. There are no people in the whole mountain who don''t respect him. When he said this, everyone happily replied: very good.

    Just as Lin Chong was about to sit down, I hurriedly said, "brother Chong, I still don''t know your brothers well. Let''s do this together with brother Chong."

    Lin Chong did not refuse, but pointed to the seat and said, "you brothers Zhang Qing and Yang Zhi, thank you." Since these two people are in front of Tiangang and have no Kung Fu, they naturally have no opinion. I thought it would be better for Tiangang to take over the team competition instead of this. Lin Chong and I want to go together. Then he pointed to Zhang Shunna. Zhang Shun said first, "I have discussed with the Ruan brothers to participate in the individual competition." Lin Chong nodded and looked into the crowd.

    At this time, Li Kui suddenly came forward and grabbed Lin Chong''s hand and said, "brother, count me as an iron bull. I lost in the daytime!"

    Hu Sanniang suddenly stood up and said angrily, "brother Lin is biased. Our 108 brothers always weigh weights. Why do you always go first when there is a good thing?"

    Lin Chong said displeased, "why does the third sister talk like that? Are these people I chose inferior to you in Kung Fu or seniority, just by ranking?"

    Hu Sanniang said, "I said something wrong. Don''t be surprised, brother Lin. then I should have one of the remaining two places?" She saw that everyone was silent and laughed. She knew that everyone took her as a joke. She patted the table and shouted, "who refuses?"

    Many of the people present were captured by her immediately. Seeing that the female Tyrannosaurus rex was really hairy, they all shut up wisely. And even if you have the ability, you don''t want to be serious with a female generation, so she really stopped for a moment. She said proudly, "then I''ll go tomorrow!" Li Kui reacted at this time and jumped his feet and shouted, "why do you go up, I''m the first to refuse!" Hu Sanniang and Li Kui always had a quarrel. At the moment, they said bluntly, "come on, carry a knife and prepare a horse." I''m used to shouting. Li Kui also casually touched the back of his waist and shouted, "I''m afraid you can''t do it?"

    Wu Yong hurriedly said, "don''t hurt harmony. Aren''t there two places?"

    The two of them were stunned at the same time. They both withdrew their posture, and then looked at Lin Chong together. Before he said anything, I picked up the loudspeaker and said in a loud voice: "Hello, two comrades, please be quiet. None of you can participate in tomorrow''s competition."

    The two men shared a common hatred this time. Qi asked, "why?"

    "Iron bull, you have lost the game this morning. But the list in our team game and individual game is different, so you can''t appear on the field again."

    After hearing this, Li Kui was stunned. Hu Sanniang took a gloating look at him and said, "I haven''t lost - I''m ashamed and disappointed." She immediately said to Tang long, "I didn''t mean you." Li Kui was angry and had no choice.

    "Look at the picture!" I pointed to the position of the athlete''s photo on the registration form and said to Hu Sanniang.

    "What''s the matter?" She still doesn''t understand.

    "Although the face looks like five barrels, I can''t see who is who," I said, "but you see that the hairstyle is definitely a small flat head. You should be willing to shave it so that you can go on!"

    Hu Sanniang suddenly became dementia. After a long time, she muttered, "can''t you wear a hood?"

    I said, "if you wear a hood with such long hair, your face is longer than your jujube horse. It''s better to look at it. If you want a big one and a small one, you''ll become the holy flame - and there''s no suitable helmet for you at that time. Ordinary helmets are worn to protect your face. Your head becomes a duck tongue hat."

    Hu Sanniang shuddered and said, "I won''t go tomorrow."

    The rest of the people are staring at Lin Chong. Now in Tiangang star, only Dai Zong has no task, but Dai Zong is not good at boxing and foot, so he is excluded. Lu Junyi said that it is related to Liangshan''s honor and can''t be equated with children''s play. Then who is selected by Lin Chong means that at least in Lin Chong''s eyes, he is the most capable of 72 Disha.

    Everyone looked at Lin Chong with burning eyes, and Lin Chong looked one by one. Everyone was inspired by his eyes. But among the rest of the heroes, it was really hard to find someone whose kung fu was so strong that others had nothing to say. Like Zhu GUI and Du Xing, who were popular, but their skills were really bad. Lin Chong looked for a long time and suddenly said, "Shiqian Brothers -"

    Shi Qian was concentrating on cutting an apple pear with a knife. He didn''t even think about it with his toes. So when the forest called him, Shi Qian was startled. The tip of the knife poked on the back of his hand. He said blankly, "ah?"

    "How about tomorrow?"

    When time changed, the apple and pear fell in his hand, and Tang Long caught it quickly. Chucking up.

    There was a lot of noise among the heroes. Because of the technical content, robbers and thieves always despise each other. Since ancient times, Therefore, although Shiqian''s ranking is not the last (almost the same), his status has been wandering at the bottom of Liangshan valley. When the heroes can''t figure it out, they all look away and say who Lin Chong calls next, which means that in his mind, who is as bad as a thief. This shameful thing is not done.

    Lin Chong saw that people all lowered their heads and avoided him like the God of plague. With a smile, he suddenly turned around and said, "Xiaoqiang -"

    I was holding a big horn and laughing to see how he ended. He suddenly called me. I was as frightened as the times changed and said loudly, "ah?" Just listen to a long and loud "ah ah" echo floating around in the conference room.

    Lin Chong covered his ears, frowned and said, "are you okay tomorrow? Come on with us."

    The heroes laughed: "yes, Xiaoqiang is the most suitable." "It''s really popular!"

    I put down my horn and said, "brother, be kind!"

    Lin Chong approached me with a smile and whispered, "don''t you understand? You don''t need to play."

    I''m right at first glance. Lin Chong, Yang Zhi and Zhang Qing. If the opponent has the strength to fight these three, it doesn''t make sense for others to play. Anyway, it''s all furnishings, and now Shiqian and I can "convince the public". That seems to be the only way.

    I took out the list and said, "let''s check the names. Brother Chong, you come to Lin Sheng, brother Zhang Qing, you come to Li Xin, brother Yang Zhi, you are Wang Quan."

    Xiao let wondered for a moment and said, "is there such a name?"

    I looked at the word and said, "that''s Wang Gong."

    Xiao rang said contemptuously, "that word reads Tong (copper)!" I''m ashamed.

    At this time, as soon as the door of the conference room opened, steamed stuffed bun poked his head in. Seeing a crowd of people sitting in the dark, he said, "they''re all there - when can you finish your work, hadron?"

    I said to the horn, "what''s up, you come in!" The steamed stuffed bun head with a bare face looks terrible. It will be much better when she comes in as a whole.

    Steamed stuffed bun said, "you do your business first. I saw several wedding dress shops nearby and wanted you to go around with me."

    Zhang SHUNQI said, "what is a wedding dress?"

    Hu Sanniang glared at him and said, "it''s the wedding dress."

    Steamed stuffed bun: "san''er is here too. Let''s go together later."

    Hu Sanniang said sadly, "I won''t go."

    Seeing that steamed stuffed buns were present, I couldn''t hold the meeting, so I walked out and said, "that''s it. Let''s meet in the hall at 7:30 on time tomorrow."

    Zhang Shun said happily, "Xiaoqiang is going to marry his daughter-in-law? It''s time to celebrate. Let''s drink..." he knew he was taboo as soon as he said a word, so he stopped quickly.

    I see that everyone is really happy for me. Said with a smile: "drink, drink, limited to 1.5 kg per person."

    The wedding dress shops mentioned by steamed stuffed bun are not mainly engaged in wedding dress at all. They are just put in the window. When we go in, they are not only expensive, but also covered with dust, so we don''t even have the heart to try. We strolled around the several shops soon. I took her hand and ate in the dark and walked slowly. Across the street, an acquaintance met something very embarrassing. I couldn''t help being happy at first sight. The steamed stuffed bun said, "what are you laughing at?" Also looked across the street.

    Across the road, a beautiful girl was blocked by three drunkards. The girl ran left and right and was stopped by the smiling drunkard. It seems that she wants to take advantage of something. The girl has dark smooth hair and a pair of charming and divine single Phoenix eyes, but she hasn''t narrowed yet - the female leader of the new moon.

    You said these three people didn''t die?

    But the steamed stuffed bun was anxious at first sight. She took out two bricks from a telephone booth with great experience, handed me one, and said angrily, "go!"

    I grabbed her, lying on the roadside railing, said calmly, "I''ll invite you to a movie."

    The steamed stuffed bun said inexplicably, "what movie?"

    "Pain!"

    But after watching the female team leader for a while, she didn''t say to beat people. She just wanted to leave with a good temper. Three drunks surrounded her with small movements, but there was no big breakthrough. The steamed stuffed bun pinched me and said, "Why are you like this and don''t you go to help?"

    I thought so. I went to listen to what they were saying, so I led the steamed stuffed bun across the road and made do with it. Unexpectedly, the female leader saw me and waved excitedly and shouted, "brother, they bullied me."

    I was so stupid that I called it a kiss. I doubt whether I really have such a sister. When I found a trace of pride and cunning in her eyes, I finally understood: this little girl''s skin wants to shade me and want to pull me into the water.

    I should have inferred from her tricks in the performance competition that the little girl was a real little fox. When she shouted, the three drunkards took it seriously, pointed the wine bottle at my nose and warned, "mind your own business!" I said innocently, "I don''t care. Just look."

    Taking advantage of this time, the female team leader ran out of the siege very unscrupulously and said to me with a smile while walking: "brother, beat them hard." Looking at her clear eyes and the silver bell like voice, she is as pure as Tarzan''s sister. She seems to wear hemp and grass in the forest for decades. She has just entered the noisy world. Who can think that her face is like peach and plum, and her heart is like snake and scorpion. It is estimated that in this situation, no matter who beats who, she can laugh until she cramps. Those three fools B looked straight in a daze, and then unconsciously surrounded me. How unjust I am! Steamed stuffed bun flashed out from behind me. Holding a brick and gnashing his teeth, he said, "who dares to shoot him?"

    A guy squinted and said, "Hey, another chick, still strong, I like it." Another interface said, "it''s just a little ugly." Finally, the man with a wisp of red hair on his head said with a smile, "it''s all right. It''s the same when you turn off the light..."

    Before he finished, I hit him hard on the head. My brother Xiaoqiang is a little skinnless and shameless, but people always have principles. My principle is very simple, bullying my woman: No.

    When I met such scum, the steamed stuffed bun''s face was white with anger. While I patted the red haired head with a brick, she also kicked the lifeblood of the scum. Steamed stuffed bun likes to wear boots, that is, the toe of the shoe is an acute angle that looks very painful, and the red haired head is next to the middle foot on the brick crotch. The body instantly bows into a shrimp ball. Out of his eyes, he made a soul killing "Oh -" sound.

    "Cool?" I grabbed his hair. He bumped his head into a super bass on the iron railing, and the red hair was tired on the ground. The steamed stuffed bun cheered and rushed up like a little girl who saw candy. He touched the red hair belly with the tip of his shoe and scolded: "bin Laden (light) bin Laden, with a pig head, he still wants to be a Muslim!"

    Hongmaodi''s partner was stunned for a few seconds before he rushed up with the bottle. The steamed stuffed bun was kicking fart. I had to stand in front of her and got a bottle on my arm.

    "Stop fighting." A voice said coldly. The female leader didn''t know when she came back. She calmly said to the two drunkards, "wait a minute." Then she took the bricks in the hands of me and steamed stuffed bun, put them on the railing, and cut a floor tile powder like splitting mung bean cake. One of the drunkards couldn''t help saying, "it can''t be fake?"

    The female leader''s legs moved, and the wine bottle in the drunkard''s hand was brushed and broken in two. The female leader stamped his feet to clean the glass residue on his shoes, narrowed his eyes and asked them, "do you still fight?"

    It is said that alcohol paralysis is easy to make people do stupid things, which is not reflected in these two people. They shake their heads like willows in a typhoon.

    Then the four of us stood against the railing and watched the steamed stuffed bun kick red hair for a while. The three drunkards wept and said goodbye to us.

    Steamed stuffed bun was in a good mood at this time. He took out a paper towel to wipe the sweat on his forehead, bought a bottle of ice water on the roadside, drank a few mouthfuls and sighed: "Oh, I''m so tired." When she drank all the water, she looked a little embarrassed and said to us, "do you know each other?"

    The female leader and I didn''t know what to say. We nodded and shook our heads. Steamed stuffed bun was full of doubts: "what''s the matter with you two?"

    The female team leader took the steamed stuffed bun aside and whispered something to her. While talking, she also glanced back at me. While listening to the steamed stuffed bun, she was happy: "ha ha, sister, don''t take it to heart. He''s just that virtue."

    I lit a cigarette and squatted on the sidewalk to smoke. I felt excluded by the two women and was very depressed. After a while, the female team leader came over alone. It seemed that she wanted to kick me. After thinking about it, she patted me on the shoulder, stretched out her hand to me and said, "Qiangzi, isn''t it? My name is Tong Yuan. The previous things were written off. We don''t know each other anymore."

    I took her hand and looked around for a long time. I sighed, "why don''t you have any dead skin?"

    Tong Yuan drew back her hand, stared at me and greeted steamed stuffed bun affectionately: "sister steamed stuffed bun -"

    Steamed stuffed bun came over and took her arm. It was called intimacy. The steamed stuffed bun said, "sister, your hands and feet are hard enough."

    Tong Yuan said a little embarrassed, "I practiced since childhood."

    At this time, I finally had a chance to ask, "why didn''t you kill the three gangsters earlier? Can you just chop bricks?"

    Tong Yuan said with a smile, "we martial arts practitioners should avoid provoking right and wrong. We should try not to do it if we can. Besides, we are a bodyguard major. We must learn to hide and not expose in front of people, otherwise it will become a decoration. Just now..." Tong Yuan suddenly said to me positively. "Just now I didn''t know you were followed by sister baozi. Otherwise, I wouldn''t joke with you like that. I owe you a favor."

    "Joke?" I rubbed my arm and shouted, "did you know it would kill people?"

    Speaking of this, Tong Yuan looked at me up and down and said, "do you know kung fu? Why do you fight like a hooligan?"

    The steamed stuffed bun smiled and said, "you''re not the first one to say that about him."

    My interface: "it won''t be the last one."

    Tong Yuan took the steamed stuffed bun and said, "sister, your conditions are so good. Learn kung fu with me."

    I pulled the steamed stuffed bun into my arms, stared at Tong Yuan and said, "don''t you think the world is not chaotic enough?"

    At 7:30 the next day, the heroes and I set out on time for the stadium. The 300 has been received by the organizing committee early and in place. Lin Chong sounded the horn and went to the designated place to draw lots. I used this time to find the chairman of the Organizing Committee and told him that our team wanted to change someone because of special circumstances, Replace a man named Zhou tingmeng (Zhou Tong + Jiao Ting + Tong Meng) with Xiao Qiang. That''s me - I don''t want to live the rest of my life under this name. Before I said my reason, the chairman said kindly, "well, I''d like to see your subway seal too."

    Then I took the note specially approved by the Organizing Committee and returned to the VIP seat. Lin Chong has returned. Today''s table is group to group. Lin Chong happily handed me the list and said, "it''s not that friends don''t get together." I also smiled at it. My opponent is Jingwu free fight club.

    The next step is to arrange the list of players. Once the list is set, it cannot be changed. Players must appear in order, which is to prevent the two teams from competing in the order of players. Finally, it is not like martial arts competition or chess.

    Holding the list, I vaguely remembered the scene of playing boxing emperor in my childhood

    At that time, if the level was similar to that of others. The order of appearance is really important. I usually choose a more attractive one first. For example, I don''t know the fire dance, Ma Gong Athena, go up to test the enemy''s firepower, and then the grass pheasant moves one or two to hide the boss Luka. Generally, I arrange such a lineup. No one is afraid of us.

    In this situation today, I will undoubtedly leave it as a hidden task until the end, but who will see me this time. Then the surprise will be great

    Yang Zhi first volunteered to take the lead. Zhang Qing followed, and Yilin Chong meant not to give his opponent any chance to play a third. Shiqian shrieked and whispered, "don''t price brother, let me go up and shine."

    I whispered in Lin Chong''s ear, "let him go, we just need to lose one..."

    Our competition was arranged at 8:40. Our No. 5 arena had just held a competition. Cangzhou HongRi military school was against Shanxi Datong Yucai civil and military school. If Cangzhou people were not kind, Shanxi people would have been looking for teeth all over the place. These black and blue old Westerners heard that we were also a place for talent cultivation, Give us encouragement: "come on, brother, try to drag it to the fifth inning..." it seems that those who are called Yucai have no spectrum. The referee also said: "how can there be another Yucai? There are four Yucai in the first round alone."

    I asked, "how is the war going?"

    The referee took away our list and said, "three have been eliminated. Add your fourth."

    Me: "

    The referee put the list aside and said loudly, "both sides of the competition: Jingwu free fight club, Yucai civil and military school, the list of players is checked without error, the leaders of both sides salute, and the competition will begin immediately."

    The big president opposite came over wearing black armor and sneering with his fists. Although Lin Chong was the backbone of our side, I was the official leader of the talent cultivation team. I had to go forward and give him a fake hug. Yang Zhi and the people of the Jingwu society had stood up in the challenge Arena. The referee saw that everyone had gone, waved his hand down and signaled the start of the competition.

    The big man didn''t return immediately after seeing the ceremony. He shouldered me, turned his back to the referee and whispered, "Xiao, you''re dead!"

    I said, "not necessarily?"

    The guy smiled grimly: "do you believe your people can''t even see the fourth of us?" The implication is that Yucai must be struck out three times.

    Before I could speak, I just heard the referee behind me shouting: "the first game of Jingwu free fight club against Yucai civil and military school, Wang Quansheng of Yucai civil and military school!"

    I looked at a big man with a big mouth, and then turned around and said to the referee contemptuously, "read that word together!"