The First Chaos In History
Chapter 111
Seeing that it was still early, I cut a pile of notes, made a mark on one of them, and then let them smoke. Zhu Wu, the Shenji military master, jumped up with the note and shouted, "I''m in, I''m in." When I took him, there was a big word "medium" written on it. He quickly grabbed the protective clothing and dragged it on himself. I grabbed him: "Lao Zhu, don''t play smart with me. Did you write this word yourself?"
Zhu Wu smiled: "what are you doing so seriously? Who''s going?"
At this time, Jing Muyun Hao Siwen looked at the note in his hand and wondered, "what is this?"
When they looked around, they saw a red faced villain with a big mouth and fork painted on his note, which was put into a word "big" with great emotion. I crowded into the crowd and announced loudly, "congratulations to brother Hao Siwen for winning the lottery."
Zhu Wu said dejectedly, "I can''t imagine that Xiaoqiang drew a picture of the spring palace."
I took off his protective clothing and said contemptuously, "is that a clown in playing cards?"
When Hao Siwen was dressed, I looked at my watch, pushed him outside the door and said, "come on, I''m late again. I''ll get my ID card and send it to you right away." Hao Siwen hurriedly bowed his head and walked out. He was bumping into a man who came in. The man had a pair of beautiful almond eyes. He was tall, but his scalp was shaved brightly. Hao Siwen didn''t know him. He pushed the man and said urgently, "get out of the way."
The man grabbed Hao Siwen''s wrist and asked, "where are you going?"
At this time, some of the heroes were surprised and said, "three younger sisters?"
Come carefully, and then you find it''s Hu Sanniang! Hao Siwen finally recognized her and said with a smile, "how did you become like this?"
Hu Sanniang proudly touched her bald head: "didn''t you say my hair is too long to compete. I shaved it." She looked at Hao Siwen''s dress and said, "are you going to the game?" Hao Siwen nodded. Hu Sanniang said to me, "count me in."
I spread my hands and said, "there''s no place. Brother Hao is the last."
Hu Sanniang naturally said to Hao Siwen, "then don''t go and give it to me."
"This......" Hao Siwen was a little silly.
Hu Sanniang stared at her and said darkly, "do you still want to rob me?"
Hao Siwen shivered. He had a fight with Hu Sanniang. He was captured alive in a few rounds and became a bandit in the mountain. It seems that he is still worried about Hu Sanniang. Hu Sanniang is not wordy. He takes off his protective clothing and puts it on himself in two or three times. Asked me, "what''s the name of the game?"
I looked at the list and said, "Gongsun Zhishen!"
Hu Sanniang stumbled out of thin air, grabbed the list, pointed to several names and said, "can I use something else?"
"Others have been put on top of them."
Hu Sanniang said with a cry, "Gongsun Zhishen is too ugly. You can leave me a Huyan aunt --"
I said, "aunt Huyan was beaten by Tang long, leaving Gongsun Zhishen."
Hu Sanniang stamped her foot: "I recognize it!" After that, tears ran to find Zhang Shun and they met.
Zhu Wu looked at the stunned Hao Siwen and said, "if you had let me go, it would have been all right. No one has left, okay?"
After random grouping, the competition of Zhang Shun, Ruan Xiaowu and Hu Sanniang was scheduled in the morning. All the players gathered again according to the challenge arena number and went back to prepare for the competition after taking photos. Ruan Xiaoer was extremely upset because he couldn''t compete in the morning, After returning to the audience, he took off his protective gear and scolded: "take a hairy picture and don''t know. You have to fake a smile around your shoulder and shout eggplant. Why don''t you shout Mahua?"
I said, "don''t you think the mouth looks best when people shout eggplant?"
Ruan Xiaoer said angrily, "look at a fart. I think it''s best when people shout ''ah''."
I immediately showed a man''s unique obscene smile: "I didn''t expect that the second brother is also a man in this way. What do you think of ''dad'', flax dad?"
Ruan Xiaoer said inexplicably, "what a mess. I said ''ah'' is: Kill --"
I don''t know if it was an intentional arrangement. The challenge arena of our three players was thousands of miles away, and the heroes were divided into three groups to help. Tang Long and Dai Zong and I came to cheer Hu Sanniang up. As soon as the game was over, the referee shouted to a group of players in preparation: "next game. Player 1207..." Hu Sanniang saw that it was her number, quickly got up, covered her face with one hand and shouted to the referee: "it''s me, it''s me, don''t read your name."
The referee ignored her and read out loudly: "Gongsun Zhishen, to player 2188 -" a black man like an iron tower rushed out of the crowd and shouted rudely: "it''s me, it''s me, don''t call the roll."
The referee still goes his own way: "- Fang xiaorou, please welcome the players from both sides to the stage."
The players waiting for the competition and several spectators saw that one of the two people in the challenge arena was a beautiful girl and the other was a big man. They also knew that one was Fang xiaorou and the other was Gongsun Zhishen. Naturally, they paired the two names according to gender and normal thinking logic, and Gongsun Zhishen still caused a lot of laughter.
Black Han Fang xiaorou and Hu Sanniang, who fought in the name of Gongsun Zhishen, looked at each other. Before the fight began, they felt a little pity for each other. At the same time, they prayed that the referee would not call the roll again. It was a good misunderstanding.
But the referee was obviously very responsible. After checking the player''s ID card, the game could have started. He had to read it again: "player Fang xiaorou, No. 2188..." when he pointed to the black man, someone began to laugh under the stage, and the referee continued. "Gong sun Zhishen, contestant 1207," said pointing to Hu Sanniang, "check it and start the game."
Hu Sanniang and Fang xiaorou looked at each other helplessly, and then began to fight each other, but they couldn''t be quiet under the stage. They were humane: "I didn''t hear wrong. The man''s name is Fang xiaorou?" Player a said, "the referee must have said the opposite." The onlookers said, "I think so. How can a girl call Gongsun Zhishen?" Player B said, "what''s the matter? I saw a man named sister-in-law Huyan the day before yesterday." Tang Long quickly turned his face to one side. Onlookers B said, "don''t make a noise, let''s listen to the referee''s name later."
So the first game between Hu Sanniang and the black man was spent in such a boring debate. In fact, if you want to say the wonderful degree, Hu Sanniang has experienced many battles. The black man reported the place name in his own name, qualified as a professional athlete, and had a strict defense method. After testing Hu Sanniang''s real strength, he unreservedly brought his kung fu to the limit. It can be said that the contest between the two was also a first-class duel in the whole audience, but their Kung Fu was ignored just because of the name.
Three minutes later, the assistant referee signaled the end of the first game. At half-time, people immediately fell silent. The one who didn''t talk was immediately pushed and touched by the side: "don''t make noise, listen."
The next second, we can hear the needle 10 meters near the challenge arena. People seem to be full of confidence in the referee. And he didn''t disappoint everyone. He solemnly said, "player 1207 in the first inning," pointing to Hu Sanniang, "Gongsun Zhishen is right -" pointing to the black man, "player 2188 Fang xiaorou, half-time break." Before he finished, the black man was so ashamed that he jumped out of the stage. The crowd was suddenly surprised. Contestant C: "see, I said the man''s name is Fang xiaorou?" Onlookers C: "the girl named Gongsun Zhishen is coke."
As soon as the whistle sounded at the beginning of the second inning, Hu Sanniang and the black man came on the stage trembling like going to the gallows. The referee looked numb. Seeing that both of them came up, he shouted: "in the second inning, player No. 1207, Gong sun Zhishen..."
As soon as the audience heard the name, they began to laugh again. Contestant so and so: "does the referee have a grudge against these two people?" Onlookers so and so: "it''s simply bought by Zhang Xiaohua to make up the number of words!" Contestant XX: "who is Zhang Xiaohua?"
Finally, Hu Sanniang won the game by a narrow margin. The victory was somewhat accidental. First of all. Hu Sanniang shaved her head like a nun in Hengshan. It was her determination to sink the boat. The trouble brought by her name was still within the psychological tolerance, and "Fang xiaorou" brought Fang xiaorou eternal pain; Second, because of her gender, Fang xiaorou, a black Han, fell in love with her third sister at first sight. She absolutely didn''t mean to despise her at all, but Fang xiaorou was just like her name. In his heart, there was probably a place that was soft and untouchable
I left the original challenge arena and wandered around. I heard that Ruan Xiaowu''s competition was still early, so I went to challenge arena No. 17 of Zhang Shundi. On the way, I saw Zhang Shun and a middle-aged man like a rural farmer sitting on the side of the field, with a bottle of beer in his hand, sweat all over his head and neck, and his clothes were wet. I hurried to ask him why he didn''t compete.
"Just finished," said Zhang Shun, pointing to the township farmer, "this is my opponent."
The farmer patted Zhang Shun on his arm and said sincerely, "brother, what a good Kung Fu!"
Zhang Shun waved again and again: "don''t say that. Today is my life."
The two men gasped and drank while talking. It seems that Zhang Shun won. They both tried their best on the court and became close friends as soon as they stepped down.
The farmer gulped down the wine, stood up and said, "brother, I hope we''ll see you again in the team game. Then we''ll play again happily!"
Zhang Shun shook his head and said, "even if you meet me, you can''t see me. I can''t turn these two times."
The farmer was surprised and said, "are you kidding, brother?"
Zhang Shunyi pointed to me and said, "this is our leader Xiao."
The farmer immediately said in awe, "haven''t you consulted yet?"
I smiled and said, "we are the place to cultivate talents. What about you, brother?"
"Educating talents?" The farmer hesitated and said, "it seems that we met a man named Yucai in the team game yesterday."
Now I know where he is. Yesterday, in the same arena, before us, Shanxi Datong civil and military school lost miserably to Cangzhou HongRi military school. At the opening ceremony, Cangzhou team was also favored by Lin Chong. Now, from the perspective of Li pinzhang Shun, its strength is absolutely first-class.
The peasants looked at me up and down, and then turned around me a few times. There was a sound in their mouth. Zhang Shun asked, "brother, what''s the matter?"
The farmer continued to TUT for a long time before he said: "I have been immersed in martial arts for 20 years and have seen countless master predecessors, but no matter how deep a martial arts man is hidden, he can always see some clues in his body and momentum. It''s difficult for you, the team leader, who is young, but has an introverted breath. He doesn''t look like a person with a little martial arts..."
Zhang Shun laughed, but didn''t say anything. I was happy to pretend B, put my hand behind my back, looked lonely and proud, and then insert a chicken feather duster to pretend to be a Chinese hero. But his next words almost didn''t kill me. He took my hand and said from the bottom of his heart:
"Leader Xiao, I know I''m not your opponent, but can you play with me?"
I was choked with saliva and coughed. The rural farmer asked with concern, "leader Xiao, what''s the matter with you?"
I waved my hand and said, "it''s OK. It''s a little crazy to practice internal skills."
The farmer became more and more respectful and said, "to tell you the truth, after practicing martial arts for so many years, I''m just healthy. The so-called internal skills haven''t come into the house yet..."
I think it''s a little unkind to cheat an honest man again, so I pointed to our school flag and said to him, "over there is our hometown. You are welcome to be a guest at any time. You must have a common language with those guys."
The farmer''s eyes brightened and said a little embarrassed, "Hey, it''s presumptuous. People like us have such problems. We don''t want to lose when we meet experts."
In the morning, our results were impressive. We won three wars and three victories. In the afternoon, Ruan Xiaoer was preparing to play. The security guard of the stadium found me through an internal telephone and said that a woman named Chen Kejiao was looking for me. Finally, the security guard said with a little regret: "you know, after the last sale of Dali pills, we don''t dare to let people in easily."
I said "understandable" and wondered what Chen Kejiao could do to find me at this time. Couldn''t I say it clearly on the phone?
The security guard said carefully, "then I''ll let her talk to you?"
I looked back, hehe smiled a few times and asked the security guard, "is the other party''s chest small?"
The security guard was silent for a long time. He didn''t know whether he was embarrassed or looked at it now. After a while, he said secretly, "it''s not small..."
I laughed: "no, it''s true. Let her in."