The First Chaos In History
Chapter 116
Half a second, I don''t know what I can do. It''s not enough to light a cigarette and scratch my hair. Therefore, in my opinion, Ni Siyu may break the world record if he has to toss a few more times. Ruan Xiaowu also asked me, "how long is a second?"
I patted him.
Ruan Xiaowu said inexplicably, "what are you doing? I''ll ask you something."
"This is one second."
Ruan Xiaowu suddenly, and then he tentatively patted his chest twice, thought about it and patted it again.
I asked him, "what are you doing?"
Ruan Xiaowu said, "I think it''s OK to train Xiaoyu for 3 seconds. I try my best to go straight into 20 seconds and leave a thought for future people to save them trouble."
I sweated and said, "I''m afraid even the men''s record has been broken in 20 seconds. Are you sure?"
Ruan Xiaoer said, "it depends on who teaches. Besides, it has nothing to do with men and women. Are you a man and can you beat three younger sisters?"
Thinking of Hu Sanniang and her shining bald head, I was cold and quickly agreed: "that''s that."
Ni Siyu, standing on the podium, kept looking at us. I knew she was looking for Xiang Yu. Sure enough, as soon as the award ceremony was over, she came directly regardless of the requirements of many reporters to take photos and asked eagerly, "where''s the big brother?"
"Let''s go." Her second master told her.
"Why, is he angry? I still want to give this to him." Ni Siyu said, holding the newly obtained gold cup.
I said to her, "don''t play with him in the future. It''s nonsense except taking a cold breath."
Ni Siyu glared at me: "don''t you say big brother, I think you are." I think so.
Zhang Shun nodded her head and said, "big brother, big brother, you know big brother, you have no conscience."
Ni Siyu blushed, grabbed Zhang Shun''s arm and said, "how can you forget the three lovely masters? The first prize is 5000 yuan. I''ll buy you a drink." She wrinkled her nose at me. "No, please."
"Then I''ll ask myself." Then we all remembered when we first met in the swimming pool. They all laughed.
Ruan Xiaoer and Ruan xiaowuyi held her arm from left to right and carried her out: "just go!" Ni Siyu exclaimed, "I don''t have any money."
"Then put you in the tavern..."
It can be seen that Zhang Shun and the Ruan brothers really love this little apprentice and are happy for her achievements, although they still think it''s boring for a group of people to jump into the big puddle and swim faster than anyone else.
Drink, of course, or go back to the bar. It is worth mentioning that the counter time bar has been changed to open all day. As Li Yun said, a large string of lanterns have been hung on both sides of its door. A "wine" as big as a 28 inch TV is pasted on the big urn at the door, which has become a landscape. People continue to take pictures along the edge of the cylinder with a spoon. If the Wulin conference stimulates consumption in the city, there is no doubt that our wine is the biggest beneficiary. This comes from Zhu GUI''s propaganda. Those who stay, whether athletes or martial arts fans, will sit back against the time in their spare time and drink a few bowls of "five-star juniper", and its internal facilities are also decorated in log style. The teahouse can be open during the day, and the performance will not be affected at night.
I asked sun Sixin to open a small bag for us. Someone brought us some appetizers. When I looked at my watch, it was only 11 noon. In order to catch the game, I didn''t even eat breakfast. What appetizer? I asked the waiter, "are we hungry?" Sun Sixin said with a smile, "just because this old guest suggested that he wanted to eat here, but only wine was sold." I waved my hand and said, "let''s talk about it later. Isn''t it fun to open a restaurant? It''s not decent to drink Hennessy at this table and eat beef noodles at that table."
After others quit, Ni Siyu cleverly poured us wine. I stood up and said jokingly, "thank the three masters for their painstaking cultivation of this bowl of wine..." I looked at her awkwardly, Ni Siyu giggled, "and Xiaoqiang encouraged me." Zhang Shun and others shouted, "you can drink this bowl of wine anyway." Ni Siyu drank it up and suddenly became silent. She poured the wine and picked it up. Zhang Shun saw something wrong and said, "what''s the matter with you, Xiaoyu? Don''t drink if you''re uncomfortable."
Ni Siyu''s eyes were red. Sobbing: "second bowl, thank you - you are all good people." Then he drank it up again. We looked at each other. Knowing that she was a little excited, she hurried to interrupt and say happy words. The atmosphere became active again. The wine was not slow. Everyone drank with an empty stomach. After a while, they all got on their heads. Sanxiong hooked his neck and shoulders and boasted loudly. Ni Siyu suddenly patted me and asked softly, "why did big brother leave?"
"I''m so angry." I roughly told her what Xiang Yu said.
Ni Siyu''s eyes lit up: "I think what big brother said is reasonable. I really have less fighting spirit."
"Does this have anything to do with hard work? It''s desperate!" I saw her eyes like water and her cheeks were red. I knew that the chick was probably coming. Now she was in estrus. I hit her and said, "your big brother already has a girlfriend."
"Isn''t she not married yet? Besides, does she like my big brother so much?"
"... it''s hard to say now. They used to love each other."
Ni Siyu poured himself the last bowl of wine and said proudly, "it''s the same person. There''s only one winner, so why can''t that person be me?" Then she looked up and a bowl of wine went down. Then she put the bowl on the table and stood up suddenly.
Sanxiong and I stopped talking at once and looked up at her. The provincial champion had been won. We went to see what she said this time.
"I like... Big brother." Then Ni Siyu fell back.
Ruan Xiaowu, who was already ready, caught her and turned his face and said to us, "she has a new goal again..."
Today is a long-awaited day for martial arts fans. The final of 16 into 8 is also the first war after the whole rest period of the Wulin conference. People who love to watch the world cup may feel that the games of 16 into 8 and 8 into 4 are often better than the finals. At this time, the team has the most fighting spirit and can give full play to its technical and tactical level, Not as timid as in the finals.
Therefore, today''s venue is very full. On the podium, five judges have also been seated. The playground has been divided into two areas, two challenge platforms in each area, but one is used as a standby. The conference will hold two competitions at the same time, and all eight competitions will be held in the morning.
After drawing lots, we will compete with a Taekwondo Hall in the northeast for the first time. In the other half, the HongRi martial arts school composed of rural farmers will compete with the enemy in a group of eight pole boxing. I''m glad I didn''t draw a strong team like HongRi and Duan Sirius. I''m not afraid of them. If we didn''t cultivate talents, the competition between Guanya and Asia would probably be completed by them, but whether it''s a rural farmer expert or Duan Sirius, Compared with Lin Chong, they still seem to be a little inferior. Since we are coming to the fifth place, there is no need to add blocking to others. It will be very difficult for me to meet them at 16 into 8.
There are also two teams of our old friends in the top 16, tiger and Tong Yuan. The people who cooperate with tiger turned out to be experts that Gu Ye helped him find in dahongmen. In terms of origin, it is not cheating. Tong Yuan took the beauty death group to this day. I think 70% of them came from wisdom. It''s hard to get into the top 8 by luck.
We arrived at the venue according to the time, and the heroes poured out to cheer. Li Kui carried a big flag on his shoulder, painted a sunflower and two triangular plates - most people think so. Everywhere they go, people change color. Many of them have witnessed the style of Lin Chong and Yang Zhi, as well as our defeated generals. Now they all know that we are a team with strong strength, so the school flag represents a kind of strength. So it doesn''t matter what is painted on the flag. Hitler''s blitz with Donald Duck''s flag at the beginning of World War II can still frighten people.
When I walked at the back of the line with my head down, I heard the audience close to me say, "that''s the leader of the talent cultivation team."
"Yes, I haven''t done it yet!"
"You don''t have to look to know that you are an expert."
"Cut, how do you know?"
"Look at that... Can you fall so handsome on the flat ground!"
I hurried to get up. I slept late yesterday. I didn''t feel energetic when I got up in the morning. In such a long process from the other end of the playground to this end, I began to doze off. The person in front stopped and I didn''t see it. He walked all the way to Zhang Qing''s heel. He probably didn''t wake up. He thought it was a sneak attack. When I stepped back, I fell around and somersault, and my body was still completely airborne for some time, In the eyes of others, I suddenly turned a somersault and then fell. Although I was embarrassed, I also amazed them.
At this time, the four competition teams were assembled. Next to us was the HongRi martial arts school. The rural expert who lost to Zhang Shun was among them. When he saw that I was well, he suddenly broke down and landed on the ground first. He asked with concern:
"Leader Xiao, are you possessed again?"