Find a child to call my father in front of steamed stuffed bun. It seems that my enemy is not only rich but also has good taste. At least I''ve seen mark Twain''s book.

    Unfortunately, he made some miscalculations. The child looks at least ten years old. Ten years ago, I was 17? I remember I started when I was 18 or 19... Er, let''s get down to business.

    Steamed stuffed bun looked down at the child''s age, probably relieved, smiled and asked me, "when did you have such a big son?" She squatted down, teasing the child and taking out the change. She thought the child was a beggar.

    I put my hands under the child''s armpits, picked them up and placed them two steps away from me. After a good look at him, I saw that the child had an oval face, white and red skin, and a pair of big eyes. They were very cute, but I couldn''t "sprout" at all. Such a small child would be Yin. How would it be when I grew up?

    I asked him harshly, "who instigated you?"

    Steamed stuffed bun gave me a slap: "Why are you so cruel to children?" She put her hand on the child''s head and touched it. Suddenly she said, "Hey, look, the child doesn''t look like a little beggar." Steamed stuffed bun asked with a smile, "little guy, where are your parents?"

    While we were watching the child, he was also observing us. Curiosity and wisdom twinkled in his big black eyes. When he heard the steamed stuffed bun say "father", he hugged my leg again: "that Grandpa said you would be my father in the future."

    I had to put him aside again and asked helplessly, "who told you I would be your father in the future?"

    The little guy turned around and pointed. I took a look at him. In the opposite corner, an obscene old man was squatting and laughing at me: Liu Laoliu!

    My three door gods jumped violently, and my men consciously touched the bag, but I''m not willing to really hit him with this bag. Today, I came out with the steamed stuffed bun to see the wedding dress. It''s full of money.

    I asked the steamed stuffed bun to wait for me in place and took the child to kill Liu Laoliu angrily. Seeing that I was really angry, Liu Laoliu quickly stood up and vigilantly guarded me. I led the child to his leg and scolded, "you old bastard is finally willing to die?"

    Liu Laoliu touched the child''s head and said with a smile, "I didn''t jump into the well with your daughter-in-law. Why do you hate me so much?"

    I wanted to kick Lao Ya with liangfei''s feet. But the child stood in front of him. I said, "whose child, you give it back first. Don''t you have a new project of abduction?"

    Liu Laoliu looked down at the child and said, "this boy''s name is Cao Chong, Cao Cao''s youngest son, your new customer. I''m afraid other children will bully him in the future, so I asked him to call you dad."

    "Cao Chong, why are you so familiar?"

    Liu Laoliu said contemptuously, "you haven''t graduated from primary school. Cao Chong has never studied pear?"

    Cao Chong frowned and said, "that''s Kong Rong."

    Liu Laoliu and I were stunned. We looked at each other, took out cigarettes and gave them to each other. We laughed and said, "smoke, ha ha..."

    I smoked and said, "you know what happened to the eight heavenly kings recently. What do you say?"

    Liu Laoliu said solemnly, "I didn''t know until now. I''m very unhappy because of this. I''ve been busy cleaning my ass recently."

    I wondered, "why don''t you know something?"

    Liu Laoliu said profoundly, "even if the divine world is not everything you think, we should develop according to certain rules. Lao Li called this, you call this law, if we can really know each other for 500 years, even if there is an accident in the birth death book, do you still have you? This involves a philosophical problem..."

    "Don''t talk nonsense, talk about business. How did the eight heavenly kings come out..."

    Liu Laoliu said with his feet, "what I can tell you now is that the eight heavenly kings are indeed the eight heavenly kings who have been right with Liangshan, but those people are not those people."

    The more I listened, the more confused I became: "what do you mean?"

    "The eight heavenly kings are Wang Yin and Deng Yuanjue, but their current names are Wang Shuangcheng and Bao Jin. Wang Shuangcheng was born in 1973 and works as a truck driver. Bao Jin is 32 years old. He is a worker in Shenguang machinery factory."

    I began to understand a little and said, "is there such a saying of reincarnation?"

    "Reincarnation is not a strange thing. It is even the water margin." Wang Shuangcheng and Bao Jin, who haven''t read much, suddenly jumped out to do the right thing with the heroes, and their Kung Fu is not weak -- in a word, it doesn''t matter who they were in their last life, and they all live their own small lives. But when things happened a few days ago, it means that they abandoned their current identity and changed back to Wang Yin and Deng Yuanjue. "

    I said, "how do you get it? Can people''s memories of their last life really be kept after reincarnation?"

    Liu Laoliu rarely shook his head seriously and said, "it''s absolutely impossible. After drinking Mengpo soup, he has gone to at least 99% of his memory in his last life."

    "Isn''t there still zero one left?"

    "That''s normal." Liu Laoliu suddenly asked me, "do you sometimes dream of places and scenes that seem like deja vu? When you wake up, you suddenly lose it?"

    I slapped: "yes, yes, for a while, I always dreamed of a lot of naked girls bathing in front of me. When I woke up, I was suddenly lost except for holding the sky."

    Liu Laoliu thought for a moment and said, "well, in your last life, you were either Dong Yong or watching the women''s bathhouse."

    Cao Chong suddenly raised his little head and asked, "why does one pillar hold the sky?" It seems that this child is really smarter than his average peers. He doesn''t ask what is, he asks why

    Liu Laoliu and I said in unison, "you''ll know when you grow up!"

    I asked Liu Laoliu, "as you said, is it possible for people to recall from their dreams what they did in their last life?"

    Liu Laoliu said, "I told you it''s impossible. Although some people are special, they can''t reach this level."

    I asked, "who is special?"

    "Celebrities, strong people and people remembered by people generally have strong nostalgia for the place they lived before. We call this emotion strong people''s thought. The stronger the strong people''s thought, the greater the impact on the place of reincarnation. Coupled with the subtle fluctuations in people''s memory of these people after their death, strong people''s reincarnation is somewhat different from ordinary people, but they haven''t seen it and still remember it completely An example of who you used to be. "

    I quickly stopped his words and said excitedly, "no! I can feel that I must have been Zhao Yun in my last life!"

    "You''re hallucinating."

    "... maybe, go on."

    Liu Laoliu glared at me. He continued: "the biggest impact of strong person thought on reincarnation is that this person will consciously or unconsciously maintain some temper characteristics or habits in his previous life when he grows up."

    I asked, "will it affect your appearance?"

    Liu Lao as like as two peas: "yes, and it is very likely that we will deliberately transform the strong man''s idea into the following of looks, because what we can inherit from the earth is that only the appearance has the least influence on the environment. There is no need for two kings of history. But after a few hundred thousand years, there is nothing to do with a man who is exactly the same as king Zhou."

    I couldn''t help but peek at the steamed stuffed bun. I don''t know how strong she was before she was born. I can''t imagine what she looked like in her last life

    I return to the theme: "you said so much that it is impossible. How do you explain the change of two workers back to the eight heavenly kings?"

    Liu Laoliu said, "someone is playing tricks!"

    I was surprised and said, "who, such a cow B, can face you in heaven?"

    Liu Laoliu said: "This man was also an immortal before. He was demoted to the lower world because he broke the rule of heaven, that is, he was born into a human fetus, but none of us thought that this guy had worked in the underworld before. He had a good personal relationship with mother Meng and often asked for a few bowls of mother Meng soup when he had nothing to do, so he was immune to this soup. After he got off the human world, he never forgot who he was from the moment he was born, and he never stopped We are ready to counter attack and mischief heaven. "

    I leaned my lips and said, "I hate Marshal Tianpeng deeply, but since he has been demoted, he still has the ability to counter attack. The organization can''t be soft on traitors."

    Liu Laoliu sighed: "it''s not that simple, and the immortals are not as bright as you think. There are many taboos for us to use mana in the lower world. If immortals can do whatever they want, do you think the world will be so calm?"

    I also sighed: "it''s nothing good to be an immortal. Even people can''t bully."

    "Because he is familiar with the ingredients of Mengpo decoction, he has developed an antidote. Once he takes this medicine, people will completely restore their memory of previous lives. Therefore, Wang Shuang''s achievements become Wang Yin. Baojin becomes Deng Yuanjue."

    "But what''s the use of him doing this?"

    "I don''t know how he knew about the life and death Book event, so he specially developed this kind of medicine in large quantities. The purpose is to mess you up, so as to achieve the effect of overturning the world, and then we will all be damned by heaven."

    I couldn''t help but burst out. I always heard that I was punished by heaven. I see the truth today.

    I asked him, "do you have any countermeasures?"

    Liu Laoliu smiled with confidence: "of course!"

    "What can I do?"

    "It''s up to you to deal with him!"

    I used to listen with a smile, but now this expression is frozen on my face

    "You asked me to deal with a retired fairy?"

    Liu Laoliu smiled, "aren''t you also a reserve immortal?"

    I roared, "fart! Can reserve recruits beat veterans?"

    "Don''t be afraid, he has no mana."

    The reason why I was relaxed just now was that Liu Laoliu thought that since they knew the problem, they would naturally come forward to settle it. I didn''t expect that they would come forward. As for the settlement, I have to go. This reminds me of the Tang Monk''s Lyrics: carry the black pot, I''ll kill you——

    Liu Laoliu said positively, "you are responsible for dragging him for a few days. It will be easy for us to find this man."

    I grabbed him and said in a harsh voice, "my second month''s salary. I tell you, I don''t want others. You give me a whole pair of glasses. As for the function, of course, I know what someone did in his last life. I can''t open my eyes and do it with others?"

    Liu Laoliu immediately smiled and said, "yes, I thought of this problem and applied to the above. I think it will be approved soon."

    I reluctantly let go of him, waved and said, "go away. I''m upset when I see you, and I''m gone."

    This time it was Liu Laoliu''s turn to pull me. He pointed under his body and said, "take your little client, and he will be your son in the future."

    I almost forgot about it. Looking down, little Cao Chong was blinking at me. I couldn''t help sighing: "with so many children, you can''t do anything in a year. Can''t you make an exception and send him back to his father?"

    Liu Laoliu said: "this little Cao''s situation is still a little special. His life span is indeed wrong, but it is not clear how many years he has been wrong. His life and death book has been pasted. Now our people are going to the terminal computer of the underworld. It will take about three months to go back and forth."

    I said, "it''s only three months. Just send him back and let him live well. We''ll find out in three months."

    Liu Laoliu suddenly stepped back and said, "well... One day in the sky and one year underground, you know, Cao Cao is actually the most optimistic about this little son. If we send him back, nine times out of ten Chinese history will have to be rewritten."

    ... I know why Liu Laoliu took those two steps back. He''s afraid I''ll beat him. Even if I can''t beat him, I have a strong impulse to spit him all over!

    In three months, it''s still a hair check, which at least shows that Cao Chong has more than 90 years to live, plus his 10-year-old this year, plus the data found later

    Finally, I had to lead my son, Cao Chong, the hidden emperor of the great Wei Dynasty and the centenarian to be, to the child''s fucking steamed stuffed bun.