The First Chaos In History
Chapter 187
Feng Feng pushed him away and sat down in his chair. While holding vegetables with his chopsticks, he said, "you don''t have an eye frame to move another one."
Liu Bangbian moved another chair and said, "I''m not afraid to break your life if I let you move a chair."
Feng Feng was calm and said, "do you think you are the emperor?"
Liu Bang: "don''t mention the past."
Feng Feng often eats here recently, so she knows us very well. She ignores Liu Bang and holds the steamed stuffed bun''s hand and says, "sister, how''s the wedding banquet going? Has everyone called?"
The steamed stuffed bun looked at me and said, "I''m not ready to do it. We can have a meal near each other." Since I gave 50000 yuan to her father, steamed stuffed buns have become a little submissive. If it really depends on my previous savings, I really have to ask someone to rub it in the big gear.
Feng Feng stared at me and said, "how do you do things? Do you want to cheat my sister into the door like this?"
Liu Bang said, "we''ll do it if you give us money!"
Feng Feng said, "I don''t care about anything else. The groom''s best man''s two suits are wrapped around me," and Feng Feng said to me, "don''t worry, Qiangzi. My sister will never fool you with fake goods. Let''s spend 10000 yuan."
Liu Bang skimmed his lips and said, "ten thousand is great. Qiang Zi is my brother. He should wear clothes of any amount."
Xiang Yu glanced at him and gently patted the table as a warning. Although the two people are no longer in conflict, there is still a gap after all. Xiang Yu can''t stand Liu Bang pretending to be a big tail wolf.
Speaking of fame and position, I suddenly thought of Su Wu. He came up to Liu Bang and asked in a low voice, "what an official is Hou in Guannei?"
Liu Bang said, "it''s not an official, it''s a title."
"How big is it?"
"It''s almost the last baron. Why do you ask?"
I wondered, "that''s not as big as my king?"
Liu Bang said, "it''s far away. It''s you except me."
I clapped my legs and sighed, "Su Wu really lost his life. He sold your Liu family all his life and finally sealed a small marquis."
"Who is Su Wu?"
I said, "your great grandson''s loyal supporter has put sheep for nearly 20 years for your family."
Liu Bang said, "what else? What happened to our Han Dynasty?"
I said, "don''t ask about the mess. Look into it. Who is brother Ying crying with?"
Liu Bang nodded hard and suddenly pointed to Xiang Yu and said, "this boy has a share!"
Xiang Yu looked cold. Holding a cup, he said to Qin Shihuang, "brother Ying, I''ll give you a toast."
Qin Shihuang said with a smile, "just drink (wine)."
Liu Bang glanced at the steamed stuffed bun and whispered, "it''s easy for us to say. We''ll leave in a few months, but you''re going to keep it from her all the time?"
I said, "it depends. I don''t want to get people at home after you leave. Isn''t it good to be confused all your life?" Speaking of this, we took a look at Jing Ke intentionally or unintentionally, and the two fools didn''t care about anything. Eat hard.
Steamed stuffed bun saw us muttering and asked, "what are you talking about?"
I said casually, "what about the best man."
The steamed stuffed bun said, "have you decided? I think a big man is good."
Every time a steamed stuffed bun is called Xiang Yu, my heart flickers. Does it call my ancestors that way?
I said flatly, "no! Can anyone see me with such a high pole?" Angry, Xiang Yu patted me on the back of the head.
Liu Bang said, "I''ll come, I''ll come."
Feng Feng said coldly, "when you are the best man, his father is almost the same."
Liu Bang smiled and stabbed Xiang Yu: "do you hear me? She said I looked like your father." Xiang Yu came to him impolitely.
The steamed stuffed bun looked mysteriously at the bedroom and said, "I think those two are OK. The best man and bridesmaid have both."
I shook my head and said, "don''t be more handsome than me!"
I have plenty of candidates for handsome guys. Which one can''t do, Hua Rong or Song Qing? But can that still show me?
I swept the crowd and said, "you have to find someone uglier than me."
Everyone shook their heads and said, "it''s hard!" Only Jing Ke bowed his head and mixed vegetables.
I said, "Kezi. Just you."
Two silly dissatisfied tunnel: "why let me accompany you whenever there is something bad?"
... this fool has more and more opportunities to talk!
At this time, as soon as the bedroom door opened, Jin Shaoyan and Li Shishi came out together. Li Shishi''s eyes were red, and Jin Shaoyan smiled at us shyly.
After they came out, they both seemed a little embarrassed. They were absent-minded when talking to others. Their necks were stiff and they didn''t talk to each other. Steamed stuffed buns looked left and right. He pulled up Mr. Li, changed seats with her and said, "when did I sit between you two?"
Today is the day when Hua Rong and Pang Wanchun make an appointment like an arrow. The tactics are still sent by fax. The place is on a mountain road. The time is 9 p.m.
I wondered, "since it''s better than archery, why set the time at night?"
Xiang Yu followed me silently. Before starting, I asked him to promise me not to be impulsive before I brought him. At this time, he said, "a good shooter has excellent eyesight and can hit 100 goals at night."
Hua Rong also said with a faint smile: "exactly. He wants to compare his eyes with me!"
I said, "are your eyes OK?" I think ran Dongye is a young man of literature and art. Don''t have myopia or trachoma.
Hua Rong said, "it''s almost the same as before."
I took out a biscuit and gave it to him: "eat biscuits, or you can keep your strength."
Hua Rong didn''t notice. I slipped it into my mouth and checked the handlebar bow Tang Long made for him. Watching his mouth move, I couldn''t help but be elated. I also made a bow when I came home, and I could also experience the feeling of walking through the Yang with hundreds of steps.
How can this not remind me of the lyrics: love you will become you, hum. Oh yeah yeah——
I found that Hua Rong was not nervous at all before the decisive battle, but a little excited. I asked him, "are you sure?"
Huarong Xingchong Road: "It''s hard to say, but in those days, one of us, Youji and the other, Li Guang, were both famous for shooting well. Before we enlisted Fang La, we secretly weighed each other. Later, we tried every means to compete with each other. But fate made people angry, and it didn''t come true in the end. Now God has given us a good opportunity to finally finish this wish. It doesn''t matter who loses and who wins."
I sweated and asked, "how do you compete? Will there be any danger?"
Hua Rong said, "he rowed down and I followed. As for the danger, there must be some."
I swept around and asked, "where''s XiuXiu?"
Hua Rong said casually, "the military division sent her third sister to take her shopping."
I nervously took Hua Rong''s hand and said, "won''t you die?"
Hua Rong smiled: "our lives are no longer our own. If you care so much, I wouldn''t have gone to Liangshan!"
I was so cold that I couldn''t help saying, "shit, outlaws."
Hua Rong smiled faintly: "well said, these three words can''t describe us more appropriately."
I chased after his ass and said, "you can''t die."
Hua Rong smiled: "this is true. No one wants to die."
I nodded and immediately said nervously, "you can''t kill Pang Wanchun. You know, this is not the age of your blood in the Jianghu."
Hua Rong drew out the arrows and corrected them one by one, saying, "it depends on how he compares the law."
I looked around and said, "where''s Wu Song? Will he go?"
Hua Rong said, "the military division has asked someone to tell him."
After dinner, Liangshan people and horses gathered, and several carts I packed also arrived. Just when we were about to start, two people ran over from a distance. One was Baojin and the other was Fang Zhenjiang. Baojin hesitated repeatedly before he could not help going again, because he had the best friendship with Pang Wanchun before. Now the two families are competing with each other. He doesn''t want to join in. At first, he doesn''t want to go. Now it seems that he can''t let go. Fang Zhenjiang left early and came here after dealing with his family affairs. Although he is more concerned about Liangshan, he lacks the memory of his previous life, so he is still separated from the good men. As a modern man, Fang Zhenjiang simply does not realize that this is a contest of life and death. He tried to talk to others several times along the way, but he didn''t get a warm response. I''ve been depressed, too. I even forgot to give Fang Zhenjiang the biscuits. I was trying to avoid casualties, but I didn''t come up with a good plan in the end. This time, the thorny problem is Hua Rong. He just woke up a few days ago and his thinking is completely Liangshan style.
It''s almost the beginning of autumn. It''s already dark. There are no street lights on this road. It''s really hard to see five fingers. The mountain wind is getting stronger and whistling. There are stone mountains on both sides of the road, which looks very desolate. No one can understand why the other party should choose such a place. In addition to being inaccessible, where is it better than archery?
When we got to the place, we saw a bus waiting for us in the middle of the rugged mountain road. The headlights were on and the light was sufficient. In addition to Pang Wanchun, there were Li Tianrun and Wang Yin. This time, Li Tianrun was carrying the camera. Wang Yin sat on the ground against the wheel and stared at Fang Zhenjiang coldly.
Pang Wanchun is already a fat middle-aged man. Today, he wears a sportswear, sneakers and trouser corners pinned into his socks. Like the captain of an enterprise employee football team, he has two big bags at his feet. When he sees us, he waves politely at us, smiles and asks, "where''s Hua Rong?"
Hua Rong came out more and more. Pang Wanchun first saw the bow in his hand. I said that the bow was very ugly, obscene and ugly. But Pang Wanchun looked at it and his eyes lit up. He stared at the bow for a while. Finally, he sighed: "there are many talents on Liangshan. It''s true. It must be brother Tang who can make such a strong bow?"
Tang Long said triumphantly, "exactly."
Lin Chong praised: "what a pang Wanchun. He can see the beauty of the bow at a glance."
Wu Yong said anxiously, "yes, if he wants to laugh at this bow, he will not be worried. He is not arrogant and careful. He is indeed an expert at shooting."
Pang Wanchun opened a bag at his feet and said leisurely, "although the workmanship of this bow is not bad, it lacks the intimate spirit made by his brother." Then he took out a large bow in an ancient and simple form from his bag. Looking at its appearance, it was better than the garbage handlebar in Hua Rong''s hand. It should have been carefully made by a rare bow carving master at a high price.
He pulled the bow a few times, put it on his back, kicked the other bag away with his feet, and said with a sneer: "I just said brother Hua should not find a guy to take advantage of in a short time, and specially prepared one for you. Now it seems that it''s really unnecessary." When they found Wu Song, they knew it at the first time. It''s no surprise that Hua Rong is ready for their return.
Hua Rong hugged his fist and said with a smile, "I feel kind enough."
Pang Wanchun looked at Hua Rong. Suddenly he said, "brother Hua, you don''t have to talk to me like this. Everyone knows that although you and I are enemies, even in those years, we have been friends for a long time. To say the most intimate place in the world today, ha ha, it''s your enemy."
Hua Rong leaned on the handlebar and said with a smile, "that''s exactly what I said. I heard you kept calling my name before the battle, but it''s a pity that you haven''t met. To tell the truth, I cried a lot the day I heard you died."
Pang Wanchun said with a smile, "yes, I''m so lucky to die in front of you. Isn''t that kind of loneliness hard?"
We all hate cold. These two heroes cherish heroes. That kind of small sample is really disgusting! To put it in fashion, we were all thundered
Hua Rong may also feel a little too much and said uneasily, "brother Pang, how are you going to compare?"
Pang Wanchun said, "do you want to compete with Wen or Wu?"
I impatiently said for Huarong, "I don''t know how Wenbi and Wubi are?"
Pang Wanchun said lightly: "Wen Bi is simpler. Now it''s dark, just find a few trees and make marks on the leaves, that is, the so-called hundred steps through the poplar..."
Hua Rong interrupted him before he finished saying, "say the second way."
It''s false to say that the two men are enemies after all. Now they speak with a smell of gunpowder.
Pang Wanchun seemed to have known Huarong''s choice. After listening to him, he immediately took another bag out of their car. We opened it, took out two pieces of clothes and two small TVs. We didn''t know what he was going to do, so we couldn''t help taking a step forward together.
Pang Wanchun picked up one of the clothes and put it on him. He said it was a dress. In fact, it was composed of several wires and several semicircle balls. The ball was no bigger than longan. Worn by thread. Now a set is on the body, showing several distribution points. They are: forehead, shoulders, heart and knees.
Hua Rong couldn''t help asking, "what is this?"
Pang Wanchun pressed the button on his waist, and those small balls suddenly lit up at the same time. In the dark night, Pang Wanchun suddenly changed from a fuzzy shadow to six clear dots, which can be seen clearly no matter how far he stood. He didn''t immediately answer our noisy questions, turned on a small TV and put it in front of us. Finally, he pressed the little bright spot on his heart, and a number of "10" suddenly appeared on the TV screen. Then he pressed the bright spots on his shoulders and knees a few times, and the data increased by 5 points.
By this time, I have generally understood that Pang Wanchun is now a live target, but the points have a specific range.
Sure enough, Pang Wanchun said to Hua Rong, "this dress is a sensor, and the TV is a display..." he raised his hand, "brother Hua, do you see the two mountains?"
When we looked, we saw a relatively flat hill on both sides of the road, far from each other, about 100 meters.
Pang Wanchun said, "you and I each go to the top of the mountain and shoot at each other in this dress. With 50 arrows in half an hour as the boundary, whose score is higher and who wins, dare you?"
Hua Rong said, "this method is novel and interesting!"
Pang Wanchun said: "Let me tell you more about the rules. The clothes are very exquisite. You can only score points when you hit the red dot, and you won''t get hurt. Needless to say, if you shoot outside the red dot, with the strength of your bow and my bow, you''ll have to wear your body. Therefore, the most basic rule of the game is: as long as someone gets hurt, immediately announce the loser as the loser Do you dare to let the injured party handle it? "
Hua Rong picked up his clothes and looked at him and said, "what if the party who was injured first dies now?"
Pang Wanchun said, "the loser naturally killed himself and lost his life."
Hua Rong put on those little balls and asked, "can you dodge?"
"Yes, as long as you don''t go down the mountain, you can run and jump at will."
Hua Rong said, "it''s really fun!"
Pang Wanchun said, "finally, let me talk about the score," he pointed to the small point in his heart, "here is 10 points, both shoulders and knees are 5 points, and here..." he pointed to his forehead, "It''s 15 minutes! If no one is injured after half an hour, it depends on the score on the monitor. Is there anything brother Hua doesn''t understand?"
Hua ronglang said, "No."
"OK, please!" Pang Wanchun pointed to the mountain beyond Huarong.
Hua Rong smiled politely and said, "please."