Chapter 232 - The First Chaos In History - NovelsTime

The First Chaos In History

Chapter 232

Author: Zhang Xiaohua
updatedAt: 2025-09-22

What a shame! The lesson of blood, don''t fight with women.

    Steamed stuffed bun helped me to the bed, cleaned up the food on the table, and went back to the house to lie down. After a tired day and the effect of alcohol, I soon snored slightly.

    After all, I couldn''t sleep well. After listening to her, I crept out, took a flower roll in the kitchen and went downstairs quietly.

    When I got on the road, I stopped a taxi, got drunk and sat in the car. While gnawing at the flower rolls, I said, "go to... Chunkong mountain villa."

    The driver is a skinny man with a board inch. Listening to where I want to go, he said reluctantly, "why don''t you change a car? I''m almost time for delivery."

    Without saying a word, I lost 200 yuan on the steering wheel. I know that drivers generally don''t like to go to these places. It''s nothing to go a long way. The main reason is that they must leave empty when they come back. You have to pay him back and forth. He wants you to go to the Cape of good hope.

    Sure enough, as soon as the man saw that I was generous, he stepped on the accelerator and left. Our car was wandering slowly in the peak traffic in the evening. I looked at my eye watch and put down the steamed stuffed bun - or it took me a lot of time to be put down by the steamed stuffed bun. I''m afraid Xiang Yu has started fighting.

    I said to the driver, "master, can you hurry up? I''m in a hurry."

    The man spread his shoulder: "if you sound the horn, you''ll be fined two hundred and fifteen for speeding. Can I get it quickly?"

    As soon as I heard that, I still wanted money, and I photographed 500 yuan on the windshield.

    The man looked at the money and said with a smile, "well, let''s have a taxi express today."

    The man parked his car by the side of the road and was eager to try. I looked at him curiously and asked, "why, do you want to change the steering wheel?"

    I saw the man put a cassette into the recorder. I thought it was some exciting music. Unexpectedly, there was a roar of racing cars. When I looked at the man, his eyes glowed and broke his hands. When I started, I started in second gear and pushed third gear. With the roar of the car, even more than dozens of cars could rush across the intersection when the red light was about to turn on. To be honest, I saw it for the first time in the city, especially taxis.

    I threw myself into the ground and said, "master, did you really come from a racing driver?" In my mind, over and over is the sentence "an old horse lies in Carpinus. Ambition is thousands of miles". It seems that the people are really hiding dragons and crouching tigers.

    The man smiled: "it''s not a major, it''s just a hobby."

    The voice we are listening to now must be the scene of his game, "veterans don''t die, just retire". Perhaps only the precious movement left by that year can stimulate the blood of the retired God of chariots?

    But one thing, except for the racing car, I always heard a strange "Ding Ding" sound inside. I asked the man, "master, what''s this?"

    The man listened and said, "Oh, that''s eating gold coins."

    I was stunned: "... Run a go kart?"

    Shit, I drank too much. I didn''t talk and chewed the flower rolls.

    The playful driver said to me, "if you want to drive fast, just think you''re in the game."

    I look terrible. People in the game can''t die. But in reality, it''s going to explode. Can you finish it even if your face is black?

    Once he got on the highway, the boy''s speed didn''t fall below 160 per hour. It''s ok if he really looks like the big brother in taxi express, but he drives a landmark Fukang without a screwdriver. He also thinks of himself as a cartoon driver with big bone eyes in a helmet. I see a bowling ball in the back seat. I''m afraid he''ll let me be a bomb and throw it out to the car behind him.

    I discussed with the boss: "master, slow down. Isn''t speeding fifteen? There''s a camera in front..."

    The man smiled, "it''s all right. This is a deck car -"

    I threw up as soon as I got off the bus. I spent 700 yuan and sobered up in a hurry. It''s much more exciting than bungee jumping.

    Heroes looked back at me one after another, but no one greeted me and turned their eyes back to the field. On the field, er Pang rode a big flower horse with a mark on his ass and Xiang Yu had already handed it over.

    I staggered to Hua Mulan and asked, "how long have you been playing?"

    Hua Mulan frowned and looked at the two men fighting without blinking. "It''s been a while."

    I raised my hand and shouted, "brother Yu, come on!"

    As a result, there was no response. All the heroes, including Fang La and the four heavenly kings, watched the situation solemnly.

    I noticed something wrong and pulled Wu Sangui: "what''s the matter?"

    Wu Sangui said to Nunu, "these two people are fighting for their lives!"

    I shouted, "how could it?" The last time the two met, the atmosphere was very good and harmonious.

    "Master has the final say," he said. "If you fight for it, you will die." when we fight this battle, we will not fight for it.

    I looked at Zhao Bai''s face and saw him sitting cross legged on the ground, one hand breaking his feet, but the look of fear on his face should be that he sensed the cold murderous spirit of Xiang Yu and them.

    The horse Er Pang rode today is probably a well-trained military horse. Even the horse''s eyes have a fierce force. Although it looks much uglier than the big white rabbit, it is full of wildness.

    At this time, it was the time when two horses and one stirrup were wrong. Two fat grabbed the reins in one hand and painted halberd in the other hand. He turned his horse''s head and looked at Xiang Yu like a winged eagle. The momentum of the first general of the Three Kingdoms was completely inspired. He was wearing a sportswear today. That leather armor was probably brought by me because I was embarrassed last time. The big flower horse carrying Er Pang''s fat body immediately charged again. The halberd was shining by the light. It should not be much lighter than Xiang Yu''s overlord gun. Er Pang has completely changed. Anyway, I can no longer connect him with the fat man who squatted at the door and sucked noodles when he was a child.

    Compared with Lv Bu, Xiang Yu''s expression was quiet. As soon as he returned to the horse, the big gun distracted him and stabbed him. Lv Bu knocked with a halberd, and the halberd head slid down the barrel. Xiang Yu grasped the gun and shook his arms. The gun twisted like a living spirit snake and burst open Lv Bu''s Fang Tianhua halberd.

    Lin Chong watched for a long time and sighed, "I always thought brother Bawang was victorious because he had great strength. I didn''t expect that his moves were so excellent."

    I nervously grabbed Lin Chong''s hand and asked, "brother, who do you think can win?"

    Lin Chong shook his head and said, "but I can''t see three or five hundred moves. However, if the two tigers fight, I''m afraid they will hurt the enemy one thousand and lose eight hundred."

    At this time, Xiang and LV took their horses and fought in mid air. You shot me with a halberd, and the cold light hit people''s faces. Lv Bu stared and looked forward to the halberd dividing Xiang Yu into two parts and chanting suspiciously "Oh -" and "ah -" on the tennis court from time to time. It seems that Xiang Yu was very happy to kill. Xiang Yu was silent, but his hands were not soft. He made a 130 kg gun like an open umbrella.

    My heart sank. The last time Hua Rong and Pang Wanchun fought with arrows, it was dangerous enough, but as long as the arrow didn''t hit the head and heart, it left a small hole at most. Both of them took a hundred kilograms of big iron bumps and swung them with their lives. They would die if they rubbed each other!

    Call again. That Lv Bu was like crazy, and Fang Tian painted halberd water to attack Xiang Yu. Xiang Yu seemed a little uninterested and lazily resisted. Only three or four of the ten moves were offensive.

    I only heard that there was humanity in the crowd: "brother Xiang seems a little excited."

    I looked back and saw that it was Baojin. I asked him, "where''s Lu Zhishen?"

    Baojin said, "I didn''t let him come."

    "How did you drink last night?"

    Baojin rubbed his temples and said, "he carried me back. Now my head still hurts."

    I smiled and said, "it seems that you lost a while in drinking."

    At this time, I heard someone exclaim and watched the game again. Lv Bu''s fierce attack finally revealed a flaw. Xiang Yu seized the opportunity to stab him in the front of his heart. Lv Bu couldn''t stop. Qing drank and lay flat on the horse''s back. The tip of the gun rubbed against Lv Bu''s stomach and stabbed him.

    ... if this shot was stabbed by Lv Bu in a previous life, it can only be regarded as empty, but the two fat version of Lv Bu is certainly not fast. The reaction is not slow. But his stomach was like a pregnant woman in five or six months. Xiang Yu''s shot opened the lock on his sportswear. Lv Bu''s shirt and underwear burst out, as if they were ripped open. It was terrible.

    Although the fat version of Lv Bu was not hurt, he was still on the horse and couldn''t roll away. Xiang Yu pressed the barrel of the gun, and the body of the gun completely rested on Lv Bu. Lv Bu knocked up with his halberd in both hands, and the halberd grinded with each other. Suddenly, Xiang Yu''s gun head was hung in one ear of Lv Bu''s Halberd painted by Fang Tian. In this time, the two horses had already turned the wrong body, and Lv Bu straightened up, Clutching the halberd tail, he shouted, "bring it!" Xiang Yu shouted at the same time, "give it to me!" It turned out that both of them wanted to seize the other party''s weapons. The competition was powerful. With the help of horsepower, they only heard the sound of "click", the ears on LV Buji were torn off by the two people, and their tiger mouths burst at the same time, and their cuffs were stained with blood.

    Both of them turned back at the same time and stared at their opponents angrily. Lv Bu''s blood filled his pupils, and Xiang Yu was angry. This probably aroused his fighting spirit, and the whole person seemed more excited.

    In fact, I know why Xiang Yu can''t keep up his spirits. In the final analysis, he is still fighting for Yu Ji, but it''s not easy to find Yu Ji. His hopes have been dashed several times. Xiang Yu probably knows that this is an almost impossible task in his heart. He came to fight because he was forcing himself to do something for Yu Ji.

    But under this competition, the pride of his ten thousand enemies was aroused again. It is said that the big man had never met an opponent in his life. In the end, even if he defeated Wujiang, he killed himself because his heart was dead like a lamp. Hundreds of thousands of troops of Liu Bang could hardly surround him. When he first met Lv Bu today, he probably had the intention of belittling the enemy. When he found that the other party could draw with him, he became interested, Men can never live only for women. Sometimes they become particularly involved in career, dignity, face and even just because of the game. Xiang Yu misses his rabbit. I don''t think it''s because his feelings are so simple. In his heart, I''m afraid he still wants to gallop the battlefield.

    Lv Bu, not to mention who ranks second in the three countries in terms of force, has always been controversial, but Er Pang is a well deserved flagpole. No matter what his character is, he has never lost a war. In terms of single challenge, there was no failure, which was a myth in the era of the Three Kingdoms when there were so many fierce people. Today''s long battle is not only his shame, but also makes him feel stimulated. After half an hour of fierce battle, er Pang completely forgot all his scruples and even forgot that he had died. He became the powerful LV Wenhou again.

    When the two men fought again, they were ten times more cruel than just now. With Xiang Yu''s power, the field was full of wind and water, coming and going. The sound of the intersection of soldiers and iron was deafening, and many people avoided one after another.

    I saw Lv Bu take a short ear like a battle axe. The halberd opened a way in Xiang Yu''s chest. Xiang Yu stabbed Lv Bu off a scalp with a overlord gun. He could only rub his hands and stamp his feet, and repeatedly asked the people watching the war: "brothers, think of a way. If you go on like this, you must die."

    Hua Rong holds the handlebar bow and pinches the arrows out of the water: "these two people are too fast. The only way to stop them is to shoot horses."

    Shoot a horse? You can''t shoot rabbits, can you? If you shoot that big flower horse, won''t you be a Liangshan hero? Don''t say Hua Rong won''t do such a thing. Even if he is willing, he''s afraid that the heroes will never look down on me again. Xiang Yu has to turn against me, too. I know the virtues of these so-called heroes.

    Between the two horses, Xiang and LV drank at the same time. They must have been seriously injured. A moment later, Lv Bu shouted, "Xiang Yu, a LV Fengxian fought against Liu Guanzhang, and the Yuanmen shot a halberd. How can you be my opponent?"

    Lin Chong was stunned: "this man was killed. He was stunned."

    Xiang Yu didn''t answer. He snorted angrily and stepped up his strength to LV Buza. After a while, a few water marks appeared on the ground where the two horses revolved. He didn''t know whether it was sweat or blood. In a moment, the water marks became more and more, which was shocking.

    I couldn''t stand it any more. I stretched out my hand to grab Huarong''s bow and arrow: "brother Hua, let me shoot. It''s impossible to shoot anyone. I just want both of them to be safe." Speaking of this, I suddenly found that I also have feelings for ER Pang. After all, it''s small. It''s really difficult for me to help Xiang Yu deliberately, so I had to come up with such a way - I''ll shoot the arrow. That''s the most fair, because I don''t even know who I''ll shoot.

    But just then, a long cry attracted everyone''s attention:

    "King -"

    The shouting man ran to us from the dark. She was a little thin. She staggered because of panic. The night wind blew her long hair, lingering and sad. When she ran close, tears could be seen in the corners of her eyes.

    I said in horror, "Yu Ji?"

    This "King" cry made Xiang Yu look back into the distance. He unconsciously put a warm and satisfied smile on his face: "it''s ah Yu -" then he sat on the horse and waited for Yu Ji to rush into his arms.

    With a "Hoo", Lv Bu''s Halberd pierced over and deeply stabbed Xiang Yu''s shoulder. If the rabbit hadn''t flashed smartly, the halberd would have pierced Xiang Yu''s heart. But Xiang Yu didn''t smell it. He still focused on looking at Yu Ji''s direction. The halberd on his shoulder might make him feel disturbed. He gently pushed it away with his hand and didn''t care about the bleeding in the wound.

    Lv Bu saw that a halberd was successful, but the enemy was still sitting on the horse. He was so angry that he shook off an arm. The halberd waved to Xiang Yudi''s neck. All the heroes shouted in unison: "stop!"

    Of course, there were not only shouts. Hua Rong, Pang Wanchun, Zhang Qing and Ou Peng shot one after another, archers and concealed weapons. The "hiss" even ran to Lv Bu.

    Lv Bu took Fang Tian''s halberd in his hand, crashed and collided, and the arrows and stones flew everywhere. He didn''t hurt him at all. After such a delay, Xiang Yu finally fell off his horse because of excessive blood loss. Lv Bu looked at the other party''s horse''s back and couldn''t help laughing: "I''m invincible in the world! Hahaha... Ouch -"

    A herringbone slipper hit him in the face and knocked Lv Bu off his horse. Lv Bu''s Halberd was lost and his face was swollen. He got up and continued to laugh wildly: "I''m invincible, I''m invincible..." the gunshot wound on his head was bleeding and dark red, but he ignored it and just shouted: I''m invincible! It''s chilling to see.

    The hero and the four heavenly kings are people who have been on the battlefield for a long time. When they see him like this, they all say with horror: "no, it''s not good to kill Tuoli!"

    Lin Chong said, "you have to stop him right away, or you''ll die of exhaustion in a moment!"

    I clasped my fists with both hands and bowed deeply to the people: "brothers..."

    Lu Junyi and Fang La stopped me and said, "don''t talk." They all turned back to greet their brothers, "let''s go together!"

    Li Kui and Wang Yin rushed to the front. They were both hot tempered. They rushed to save people. Second, they were not angry with Lv Bu''s reputation and his behavior.

    Wang Yin took a quick step, grabbed Lv Bu''s shoulder and wanted to put him down. Lv Bu wiped his waist, dragged Wang Yin''s arm and threw him five meters away. Li Kui was stunned with a turn of his elbow. Fang Zhenjiang and Baojin were behind them. Good Lv Bu, slapped Fang Zhenjiang and forced him away, and hit Baojin with his shoulder. This guy was dancing and shouting, The strength is so great that the moves are not disorderly. Lv Bu''s fierce is really awesome.

    Wu Yong shouted, "brothers, hurry up. If you fight like this, people will die!"

    The heroes rushed up in waves and were kicked away by Lv Bu. The man was defeated like water beads. In fact, Lv Bu would not have been able to stand here if he wanted his life, but the heroes were determined to save him. Coupled with the boy''s crazy strength, they couldn''t help him.

    The heroes attacked in front. I quietly walked behind Lv Bu and slowly approached him. Fiercely, I stuck to his back and grabbed the pile of fat under his ribs

    Everyone knows that I Xiaoqiang is a full 250. They all shout: "Xiaoqiang is dangerous!"

    A strange thing happened. Lv Bu''s action slowed down when he was drawing a wind. He wanted to turn around and hit me, but he couldn''t do it. His arm was as soft as noodles just halfway up, and then he was gradually tired.

    I grabbed him until he slowly lay down on the ground and closed his eyes. Then I took a breath, wiped the sweat on his head and said, "it''s done again."

    The hero and the four heavenly kings were surprised and admired. They all asked, "Xiaoqiang, how did you do it?"

    Hey, hey, this is not enough for outsiders. In other people''s eyes, he is Lv Bu who won the third army, but in my eyes, he is the fat man who fought with me since childhood - how do you think I beat him later? That''s because I found the secret of Er Pang. People can''t hold the itchy meat. Once I hold it, he will immediately collapse into a pile of mud.

    Facing the curious eyes of the people, I suddenly looked up and laughed: "I''m invincible in the world -"

    Hu Sanniang came and kicked me down, clamped me in her arm and twisted my head with her fist: "you are invincible in the world, huh?"

    I quickly begged for mercy, then picked up the flip flop, looked around and shouted, "whose is this?" The owner of these shoes can take the rank of general among the ten thousand troops. The force value is equal to that of my Xiaoqiang.

    Then I saw two fools holding his inseparable good friend jumping a crutch to me. Zhao Bailian stretched out his hand at me: "give it to me."

    I looked down and saw that the slippers Zhao Bailian was wearing on one foot were a pair with the impressiveness in my hand.

    After dealing with all this, we finally have time to see what the Yuji who snuggled up with Xiang Yu looks like

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