I had to harden my head and whispered to steamed stuffed bun, er silly and Li Shishi, "as soon as the music rings, go quickly. Before they can understand it, Song Qing has played the music. I had to drag steamed stuffed bun to the rostrum in the wedding march of" Dangdang... ".

    Zhang Qing, who was closest to me, saw through my trick. He twisted the spray tube and suddenly shrouded us with a "bang" - I''m glad he didn''t use it as a concealed weapon.

    Zhang Qingyi took the lead, and others followed suit. For a time, the paper flower ribbons exploded on our heads. I took the steamed stuffed bun and slipped quickly. Unexpectedly, the steamed stuffed bun pulled me hard in the dark, which meant to make me slow down. Later, I also understood that today, our steamed stuffed bun wore more than 30000 wedding dresses and was as graceful as a princess, Who wants to run around with me like a crazy woman?

    Let''s slow down. Anyway, it''s only once in a lifetime. The consequence of doing so is that we are gradually buried. I can''t figure out how so many people come from so many flower sprayers. Everyone doesn''t say one, and some have two in their pockets. As a result, we can''t see people anywhere we go. When we get on the podium, everyone has at least half a kilo of broken paper on his head, Song Qing smiled and said, "now let''s invite two newcomers to speak. Who will come first?"

    I took the microphone, but it was sprayed all the way. I couldn''t remember what to say for a moment. I had to look down and say, "did everyone... Eat?"

    The crowd laughed: "no, wait for you to speak."

    I handed the microphone to baozi: "then I''m finished."

    Steamed stuffed bun seemed to have something to say. As soon as he received the microphone, he asked, "are you all here to attend our wedding?"

    Everyone laughed: "they are all!"

    The steamed stuffed bun handed the microphone to Song Qing and muttered, "there are so many people - I''m finished."

    People: "

    Song Qing was stunned by our out of tune speech for a long time. Only then did he react and stare at us. Then proceed to the next item: "parents of both sides, please come to the front."

    As usual, the music at this time was Zhu Bajie''s daughter-in-law. My father picked up my mother on his back and took a few steps to the podium. The old accountant was not slow. Holding steamed stuffed buns, her mother and my father went hand in hand. They only felt a flower in front of them. Without waiting to laugh at the two old men, both old men have steadily stood on the podium. They laugh proudly, laugh proudly

    Shiqian and Duan Tianbao sighed, "good lightness skill!"

    They didn''t know that this was the wisdom of the working people. The two old men didn''t know how many weddings they had attended all their life. They knew that if they were slow, they had to suffer all kinds of abuse. We got married here. Playing with your old boss is the most important play.

    Song Qing smiled and said, "the two old people are really old and strong. Now please carry your old companion on your back and answer my three questions together."

    The two old men are thieves. They know that this is a trap. They both said, "only three people can be asked, and there is no name - China has a population of 1.3 billion. We can''t stand what their names are."

    Song Qing said with a smile, "how can I be so wicked? Come on, carry it on my back first."

    Both old men had to carry their old companions on their backs. Song Qing asked my father, "how many heroes are there in Liangshan?"

    My father said easily, "everyone on earth knows, 108." I stabbed my father: "wrong, 109!" I''m still one!

    Song Qing said, "even if your answer is correct." Then he asked the old accountant, "how many heavenly gang and how many evil spirits do they have?"

    The old accountant said, "36 Tiangang and 72 Disha - boy, I can remind you. Don''t ask people''s names. I can''t tell 108 people completely."

    Song Qing smiled: "now, let''s invite the best man and bridesmaid to speak -"

    The two old men have to pout and stare.

    Two silly took the microphone and said nervously, "then I''ll ask if I''m married after being the best man and bridesmaid?" Then he glanced at Li Shishi. "I won''t marry her. The smell of her makes me dizzy." Li Shishi was so angry that he kicked him. Jin Shaoyan also jumped vigorously, and everyone laughed back and forth.

    When the microphone reached Mr. Li, someone finally said a few words about the scene, otherwise it would be out of tune. Finally, Mr. Li smiled and said, "thousands of words can''t express my gratitude to you - but for the sake of the two old owners, I can only say that." Everyone laughed, and the two old men cried with gratitude and said, "what a good girl."

    Song Qing took the microphone and said, "now ask the second old man the last question. Be sure to answer truthfully."

    The two old men nodded nervously. After they suffered a loss, they no longer dare to underestimate Song Qing.

    Song Qing suddenly put the microphone between them and asked, "did you sleep well last night?"

    Two old men: "... OK."

    Song Qing said with a smile, "well, now you can put the two old ladies down."

    The old men fell in anger. Together they whispered to me, "when did you know such a bad friend?"

    My heart says you think it''s cheap. His brother is coming. You don''t know what''s going on.

    Next, the bride and groom changed their words. I had a thick skin. I called twice in the morning. I easily called two red envelopes and entered the account. The steamed stuffed bun is usually careless. I haven''t followed me home in the past two years, but it is really the first to call my parents. With a red face and a timid cry, the two old people clapped the two big red envelopes in her hands, That bag is like a small face pocket. If there is no ten thousand, it is eight thousand. The older generation selects their daughter-in-law. "Being able to live" is the first element. Since steamed stuffed bun drove my mother out of the kitchen for the first time and put a table of food neatly, the second old man has really liked this aunt. Now he smiles like two flowers.

    For today''s scene, the four old people feel a little in the clouds, especially the old accountants. Like steamed stuffed buns, they always thought that a large part of so many people came in from outside to watch the excitement. Later, they heard that they were all my friends. They were shocked.

    As soon as the ceremony is over. The banquet officially started, and the six halls of happy forest were full, that is to say, the number of people who came to our wedding today was about 2000. At first, I was still thinking about how to sit for customers and ordinary friends. Later, I simply didn''t care. I can sit as I like - I can''t care.

    So Yan Jingsheng sat among the four heavenly kings. The heroes were pulled to the table of the Wulin conference. Next to the literati, there may be a talent cultivation parent. Lao pan, my former deputy manager, who was engaged in antique identification, was specially arranged to be on his own desk because he was really a dangerous person. I even wrote the invitation to him myself.

    Steamed stuffed bun and I changed into a neat traditional dress and began to toast each table. After several boxes, I took her to the box where the group of five was located. The original group of five and later Wu Sangui and Hua Mulan gathered together. Jin Shaoyan, Feng Feng and Cao Xiaoxiang were also among them. As soon as Cao Xiaoxiang saw us coming in, he said, "I wish my father and sister baozi a happy wedding." Everyone is happy.

    The steamed stuffed bun took out a big red bag and stuffed it in his small hand. He also smiled and said, "what generation is this?"

    I brought a glass of wine and said to Dai Dong, the first emperor of Qin, who has been with us, "brother Ying, you are the hardest today. Here is a toast."

    Qin Shihuang said with a smile, "I''ll pack (don''t) the society (say) these children."

    Steamed stuffed bun just remembered one thing. Asked Hua Mulan and Li Shishi, "Hey, cousin, why aren''t you on your own table?"

    Hua Mulan and Li Shishi looked at each other and didn''t know what to say. I hurriedly said, "it doesn''t matter whether he kisses or not. How lively and how to sit." Fortunately, the steamed stuffed bun is careless enough, or she won''t think about how my cousin can embarrass us as a mother-in-law family. I''m afraid my mother met these two nieces for the first time.

    For more than half a year, we have experienced countless happiness together. Just like a family, steamed stuffed bun is quite pinched under such a situation. Holding a glass of wine, he said: "I have an idea... I know it''s inappropriate. But I still want to say..."

    Everyone said, "say it."

    "... well, we''ve had a good time together for so long. I think... Don''t laugh at me. I wonder if we can stay together in the future -"

    In addition to Feng Feng, it can be said that most of them are sure to go in less than half a year

    After they were stunned for a while, Li Shishi first clapped his hands and said, "OK, OK, we won''t separate in the future." Steamed stuffed bun smiled and said, "the big stars agreed. What about you?" People in order not to spoil her. They all said, "agree."

    Steamed stuffed bun Wu thought to himself, "after I married Qiangzi, everyone is still living in a pawnshop. When we save enough money, we will buy a big house, and you will work together. Let''s buy all the houses together. When you marry a wife and marry someone, we will live together for generations."

    When everyone saw her thinking well, they all laughed and said, "this is the best."

    Steamed stuffed bun was so excited that he drank a glass of wine and said, "I''ll go to the bathroom first..."

    Liu Bang pulled me aside and whispered, "Xiaoqiang, you have to treat steamed stuffed bun well. She is the lover of my dream. As a result, she was cheated by your boy. I Liu have never lost so badly in robbing things with others in my life..."

    At this time, I saw him go to heaven out of thin air. Liu Bang danced in the air and said, "shit, I poked someone''s pain again."

    Xiang Yu threw him aside, took the wine and said to me a little lost: "Xiaoqiang, it''s still that sentence. Only I can''t give you anything..."

    Indeed, in the group of five + 2, except that he helped a lot for my wedding, Xiang Yu has always been unhappy since that day. After finding Yu Ji, I only saw him happy for a while that night. Now his face is still depressed. It can be seen that it is difficult to make it clear between gain and loss. Zhang Bing can''t get along with us, So he didn''t call her today.

    I touched the cup with him and said, "brother Yu, don''t say that..."

    It''s broken now! The steamed stuffed bun''s father saw that there were a lot of friends today, and even the city leaders came. Although his daughter showed her face, it was obvious that the momentum of his mother''s family was crushed. He made another effort to lose face, drank some wine and walked to the rostrum, He took a picture out of his arms and said: "... In fact, it''s not enough for Xiaoqiang to marry my girl with a big sedan chair. How can we say that he is also behind a famous family --"

    The following people followed the coax: "what famous family?"

    The old accountant Yiyang held a photo: "our old Xiang family is the descendant of Xiang Yu, the overlord of the Western Chu Dynasty. This photo is the evidence that my grandfather donated the ancestral trigger to the government - it was the trigger used by the overlord of the Chu dynasty!"

    I covered my face. With a long sigh

    Xiang Yu ran out in shock, took a look at the photos that people were trying to pass around, walked back with a smile on his back and said, "it''s really what I''ve worn." He patted me hard, and the previous depression was swept away. "Xiaoqiang, it seems that the most precious gift for your marriage is from me."

    Isn''t it? He gave the bride.

    With a bitter face, I said, "you are my ancestor. All your family are my ancestors."

    Xiang Yu smiled: "I''d better call you brother."

    After the steamed stuffed bun comes back, we have to continue to toast to other tables, but there are too many people. Don''t say whether the time is tight or not. How much do we have to drink alone? So, I naturally thought of the eternal way: take cold water instead.

    Before that, relatives and leaders had respected it. In order, I led the steamed stuffed bun to Yuejiajun and the heroes first. Xu Delong was with several heroes and several talented teachers. Naturally, they were full of blessings. I poured wine for Baozi and myself and drank it all at once. As a result, Baozi didn''t know that I had done something in the wine. Of course, the land in the group of five was real. After drinking it, she said in surprise: "this wine..." fortunately, she was not stupid and knew that this was a necessary measure. So he exaggerated, "how nice!"

    Poor Acting! How can the owner boast so much about himself? Dong Ping and Yang Zhi suddenly felt that there was a ghost. They grabbed the bottle and drank it. They shouted, "what should we do if the new couple takes cold water instead of wine?"

    "Punishment!" Everyone laughed and coaxed.

    This left one cup and right one cup were not finished, and the steamed stuffed bun fell down heroically on this table. Hu Sanniang and XiuXiu helped her to rest, and people no longer embarrassed me too much.

    Xu Delong saw me sitting down and followed me. He took out a picture and said, "Xiaoqiang, your wedding is very happy. On behalf of Marshal Yue and all the Yues, I''d like to give you a gift."

    I looked at the word and was stunned. Then I understood a little harder and said excitedly, "Marshal Yue wrote?"

    Xu Delong nodded slightly. At this time, 300 soldiers sitting everywhere suddenly stood up and scared others.

    I solemnly took the scroll, opened it and wrote eight big characters "clean and upright". This is a portrayal of Yue Fei himself. It is also an ardent entrustment to future generations. Look at the paper and handwriting. They are all modern objects. In other words: Yue''s army has found Yue Fei!

    Xu Delong knew I had a lot to ask, patted my hand and said, "I''ll explain it to you in detail later. Now you''d better be busy with your own business first."

    I nodded.

    Although the bride drank, she still couldn''t be rude. I continued to fool around with a bottle of cold water, and the heroes were too lazy to expose me. I saw Li Tianrun sitting next to a well-dressed woman with a sad face. She didn''t dare to drink wine and had to keep cooking. Between them, there was an eight or nine year old girl with big eyes, round face, crystal clear and very cute, After I walked over, Li Tianrun was busy introducing me. The one next to him was indeed his wife. It was not as good-looking as he said. His woman politely greeted me and said in Li Tianrun''s ear, "since the groom is here, you can have a drink."

    Li Tianrun touched a glass of wine with me greedily on the occasion of the amnesty. I looked at his little girl and said with a smile, "how about our marriage? You''ve seen the baby elephant. How smart."

    Li Tianrun said contemptuously, "how old is the child if there is spectrum or not?"

    I lowered my voice and said, "after this marriage, you are Cao Cao''s in laws."

    Li Tianrun: "

    Just for such a time, I only heard someone shouting in the hall on the first floor: "Xiaoqiang steamed stuffed bun is so happy that it becomes a couple on the national day. Everything is all right to give birth to your son early. It''s choking!"

    The heroes shouted, "it''s the second sister and Zhang Qing!" After hearing the last sentence, I knew it was those who sold Dali pills at the last Wulin conference. At that time, the heroes only thought that the couple were like Zhang Qing and sun erniang, but they didn''t think much. After the four heavenly kings made a noise, they knew that there was a reincarnation. Now it seems that most of the couple are Liangshan Shangdi vegetable garden couple.

    Sure enough, downstairs, the couple, the old man and the two children hung up their stalls and played with sticks. The heroes came and went like the wind. They dragged these people upstairs to drink. The couple struggled and thought they had met the plainclothes Chengguan.

    In the chaos, a man quietly pulled me twice behind. I looked back and saw that it was Fei San. I wiped my sweat and said, "you scared me. How did you come?"

    Fei said, "I''ve already come. I just watched the ceremony."

    "Then why didn''t I see... Oh, I see. Work needs are always hidden in the environment, right?"

    Fei smiled, gave me a lighter and said, "get married and give you a gadget."

    I looked up and down and said, "is this a camera or a bug?"

    Fei sankou said sadly, "it''s just an ordinary lighter, but it can prevent wind, water and anaerobic combustion."

    I said shyly, "thank you. When will you send me automatic lead that can turn people into idiots?"

    Fei sankou: "... I don''t think it''s necessary. I suspect you''ve been pressed with that kind of thing."

    When the first group of guests began to leave, a man came late. The little man directly came to me and asked, "are you Xiaoqiang? Great wedding."

    Looking at his appearance, this man is very ordinary, with a smile that makes people feel secure and warm.

    Today, I was used to this kind of greeting and hurriedly said, "Hello, please take a seat." Finally, I asked, "are you..."

    The man whispered, "I''m Mao Sui."

    I scratched my head and said, "it sounds familiar."

    Mao Sui reminded me, "I''m brought by Liu Laoliu."

    I clap my hands! I said, why is it so unfounded today? Can it be unfounded before I see Liu Laoliu? I knew this old guy wouldn''t let me stop. People give gifts when I get married. He gives gifts!

    I asked, "where is he?"

    Mao Sui said, "he said he wouldn''t come in and let me find you myself."

    Now that the customer has come, he can''t drive people out. I thought about it and said, "Mao Sui - is it the one in Zigong?"

    Mao Sui was covered with black lines: "recommend yourself... Recommend yourself..."

    I was embarrassed and said, "I''m sorry. Let me take you to dinner first. I''ll introduce someone to you later. She''s responsible for taking care of you."

    Mao Sui said, "you''re busy. Just tell me what this man''s name is. I''ll go myself. This is my strength."

    "... OK, just go upstairs and find XiuXiu."

    After drinking more than 3 p.m., the people were almost gone. The old people on both sides were forced to withdraw from the battlefield as early as 1:30. People were constantly sent to the lounge, so that I found the steamed stuffed bun just after waking up in several rooms. She was still a little confused. She muttered and didn''t know what she was talking about. I dragged her to say hello to the people and came to the outside of the hotel, where an extended double R (lousiles) was waiting for us.

    Steamed stuffed bun said faintly, "aren''t you married? How can you return it to the delivery station?"

    I put her in the car and rolled to the other side to lie down. It was the first time that we were facing each other in the car. The steamed stuffed bun finally woke up. She sat up curiously, opened the wine cabinet and measured the distance between us with her legs. Finally, she was surprised: "how can we turn around in the Third Ring Road?" Well, I''m still drunk.

    Sure enough, after saying this, Baozi fell asleep again.