I''m Xiaoqiang. I''m thirty-nine years old. I''m a great minister. I have more titles on my head than the chairman of a municipal writers'' Association. In terms of my ability, I once laughed at the enemy among hundreds of thousands of Xiang Yu''s troops. I also took out the inhuman assassin Qin Wuyang with a shoe bottom. I also made the name of qijilang no longer legendary that night in the actual battle with steamed stuffed buns... Er, Let''s change the vest and write another book.

It is such a promising young man, a reserve immortal who always takes the world as his own responsibility, a famous educator, militarist and maverick traverser, which has finally aroused the envy of some NPCs who take the pleasure of blocking the historical process - Shibao is not over. I really expected him to say a few words. Unexpectedly, this guy was addicted to scolding. He put his big knife across the horse''s back, pointed to my big flag, and spittle stars flew around. He kept asking me to go out and fight with him.

I''m not a professional. As you know, my major is brick mechanics——

Lin Chong was afraid of my embarrassment. He comforted me and said, "Xiaoqiang, ignore him. He always says he''s better than a knife."

The Song Dynasty was the world and peak period of guns. Famous generals used long guns. Lu Junyi, Lin Chong, Zhang Qing, Dong Ping, Wang Yinli, Tianran and later Yue Fei were all masters of guns. The broadsword gradually disappeared in later generations after its heyday in the Three Kingdoms era. The weapon of broadsword can shine only in the era of barbarism and elegance in the Three Kingdoms, Since the Tang Dynasty, it has been unable to meet the requirements of military generals who want to show their wisdom and calmness.

Of course, there are many people who use knives on Liangshan. Guan Sheng is the only one who can use them well. According to Lin Chong, Guan Sheng has fought with Shi Bao for 300 rounds in the morning. Guan Sheng seems to be one end behind Shi Bao in strength.

Shi Bao scolded over there. Many people on our side focused on me. Lin Chong and 54 of them knew that I was half hanging. They all smiled and didn''t say a word, but there were 54 people who didn''t know the inside story. They only knew that I got along well with their half brothers in a year, but they never saw me show my skills. From the point that I easily brought Fang Zhenjiang and Hua Rong here, they might think that I almost had the courage to resist. When Shi Bao shouted over there, they all wanted to see my reaction, The bandits are usually tired and lazy. When they go to the battlefield, they are all bloody men. As a result, many people immediately frowned and despised me when they saw my calm appearance. Even the man who carried the flag for me felt ashamed and half dead and shrank his head in his neck.

The stone treasure leaned closer and closer, scolded and danced. Hua Rong put the arrow on the string and said in a fierce voice, "listen to Shi Bao, we don''t want to hurt you. Don''t be rampant. Take another step forward and ask your body to cross the spot."

Originally, Liangshan had Huarong, fangla had Pang Wanchun. Both sides have a deterrent weapon, but there are two Huarong in Liangshan, which is different. Shi Bao can''t help feeling numb when he sees two handsome young students pointing the arrow at himself at the same time. He even pulls his horse and jumps and jumps in place. Sahuan laughs: "ha ha. Liangshan is used to stabbing people with hidden arrows, but none of them is a real hero." Extremely arrogant.

Wu Yong frowned and said, "to convince Fang La to go on strike, we must have a general whose Sabre technique is far better than this person to subdue him first."

Everyone looked at each other, and even Guan Sheng bowed his head. If you use other weapons to fight Shibao, no one may be able to surpass him, but on the sabre technique alone, you have to win far. I''m afraid the whole Northern Song Dynasty can''t find such a number. The heartless Qin Ming laughed loudly to find the steps for Guan Sheng: "unless it''s the second master Guan Yu." But as soon as this sentence was said, Guan Sheng''s face became more ugly. Doesn''t that mean he lost his ancestors'' face?

But as soon as I heard this sentence, I was in high spirits. I handed the vegetable basin to a small soldier, raised my hands and shouted, "I''ll go, I''ll go!"

People have learned to ignore me. Continuing the discussion

Guan Sheng pulled the green dragon sword behind his back and pulled the reins and said, "I''ll try again!"

I was depressed and said, "brothers, I''ll go!"

Zhang Shun and Zhang Qing waved their hands: "Xiaoqiang, don''t make trouble." Continue the discussion

I trotted in front of Wu Yong and other people, pointed to my nose and said, "I said I''ll go!"

Lin Chong said positively, "Xiaoqiang, this is not the time for you to show off your ability. Slow down, Shi Bao doesn''t know you at all. Even if there is a fight between brothers, it''s not fun to dance with a big knife of more than 100 kilograms."

I waved hard in front of people: "brothers, do you think I''m the kind of person who fights unprepared battles?"

This time, everyone finally stared at me. Wu Yi''s face twinkled. He asked tentatively, "do you mean..."

I smiled mysteriously: "don''t forget that I''m not an ordinary person."

People always know that I am obscene and never suffer losses in front of me. Zhang Shun stabbed me: "did you come with an anesthetic gun?"

Me: "

Holding his chin, Wu looked at me with research eyes and said to others, "why don''t you let Xiaoqiang try?"

Song Jiang was eager to break the deadlock quickly. No matter 37 or 21, he said, "come on, give Xiaoqiang a horse."

I said, "you have to prepare a knife for me - whose knife is better here?"

Everyone looked at Guan Sheng

Guan Sheng tangled: "you don''t want me to give my knife to Xiaoqiang, do you?"

Everyone looked at him and didn''t speak

Guan Sheng sighed: "shame and disappointment. My ancestor Guan Sheng knows that he will scold me for being unworthy."

I comforted him and said, "no, I''ll explain it to my second brother..."

Guan Sheng snorted and put the big knife on the ground. Someone picked it up and handed it to me.

The horse also came. I took the green dragon knife with a smile - I almost stretched my arm. I found it dead when I took it in my hand. According to my memory, the real knife used by second master Guan was more than 80 kg. This knife should be a fine imitation or even heavier. When I read the Three Kingdoms, I saw that second master Guan made a knife of more than 80 kg. I was still mentally unbalanced, Look at the four fierce eight sledgehammers. The hammer is either 400 kg or 800 kg. Is it nice for Guan Yu, the martial god, to carry an 80 kg knife? No wonder he blushed, but later he found out what the problem was. I read comic books, which is the same as comics. The super Saiya can also hit a hole in the earth with one punch. The joking component is too serious. In fact, an adult man can barely carry 80 kilograms of land to the third floor. It''s almost impossible to swing like a propeller.

Later, I also found that as an ordinary adult man, in addition to boasting that he has strong sexual ability, I am still in line with the power configuration of normal people - I can''t go up with this knife at all

I looked embarrassed and handed the knife to my minions: "help me first." The minion looked at me with a knife on his face. I climbed onto the horse''s back and stretched out my hand to him. "Now give me the knife."

People are collectively petrified

The servant raised the knife to me in the cloud and fog. I tried my best to connect it, and then put the handle on the horse''s back. Then he wiped his sweat and said with a smile, "it''s feasible."

Hu Sanniang wondered, "Xiaoqiang, are you going to show us a horse and take a knife, or are you really going to work hard with Shibao?" Duan Jingzhu next to her quietly pulled her and said, "don''t excite Xiaoqiang, third sister. What if he really gets excited and rushes up?"

Zhang Qing put his horse in front of me, put his hands in front of him and said carefully, "Xiaoqiang, what can you think of? Tell your brother that everything can be solved. Suicide is not a good way..."

The crowd also followed the advice and said, "yes. Steamed stuffed buns are waiting for you to go back."

I stroked the "three wisps of ink beards" under my jaw with my hand, smiled and said, "don''t talk more, get out of the way quickly, and go and take the stone treasure."

Everyone whispered: "Xiaoqiang won''t be mad?" "It''s not reasonable to say, his cheek. Hua Rong didn''t take it off for three days HP"

I''m depressed, I''m crazy, I pull my beard down one by one. Why am I so bad in their hearts - I dare to sell this madman. Of course, I have a back hand. Second master Guan''s duplicate biscuits are in my pocket. The reason why I didn''t eat them before I got on the horse is because I''m worried that these things took up that precious 10 minutes. I really don''t know if I can take off the biscuit in 10 minutes with the courage of Shi Bao.

It seems that I can''t help it now. If I don''t show my skills, my brothers can''t let me go... I''m also very moved about this. I''m usually noisy. When I''m serious, everyone really takes care of me as a brother.

I unconsciously reached out and took the biscuit in my hand, pretended to touch my nose, put it into my mouth, chewed it a little and swallowed it. In an instant, the familiar burst feeling filled my whole body. It''s similar to eating Wusong''s biscuits. The difference is that this time, when riding on a horse, he unconsciously even excelled in riding.

I lightly danced the green dragon sword on my chest and took it behind me. My other hand still stroked my "beard" and smiled: "don''t you get out of the way?" Because we are now possessed by Guan Sheng, we can''t be too polite to talk to these young people, or we will lose our identity as the second master.

"Eh?" Everyone was surprised at the same time. They felt my domineering spirit and said, "play another one, play another..."

I suddenly collapsed and said, "hurry up, brother. There''s no time!"

People hesitated to make way. I was about to rush the horse when Guan Sheng suddenly grabbed me. I looked back in amazement: "what''s the matter?"

Seeing Guan Sheng''s eyes shining, he took my hand and whispered, "Xiaoqiang, do you really have a surname of Xiao?"

I was stunned for a moment, and then I reflected his meaning: when he saw that I had made that move, he probably suspected that I was their descendant, so he had to be depressed and said, "absolutely authentic."

Guan Sheng let go in disappointment, and suddenly said in my ear, "be careful that this surnamed Shi uses a drag knife!"

I nodded and rode in front of the two armies. The stone treasure was scolding fart. I didn''t expect that someone on the other side dared to fight, and he was still an unknown one. Through the fight in the morning, he basically knew the most skilled places on Liangshan. He couldn''t help but be stunned and asked, "who are you?"

I put the knife behind my head, put my hands on the handle and said, "haven''t you called me for a long time?"

Shi Bao said with a smile, "ha ha, you are Xiaoqiang. The flag is so high. It''s really famous. Let''s not talk about Kung Fu. At least you dare to come out to show that you''re not afraid of death."

I think he looks light and light. Maybe he wants to have a debate with me first. Now fangla army is unstable. It is rare for a confident general like Shi Bao to come out to support the scene. He wants to hold on to this feeling for a while.

But I don''t have that time. In peacetime, we definitely have the strength to scold him for three days and nights without heavy words. In the ancient West, eloquence was also a necessary quality for heroes, because before each battle, heroes on both sides had to stand in front and scold each other like black Americans fighting hip-hop. This compared the thumb and index finger of both hands to a gun and said, "you''re a bitch in the black block." Then I have to answer immediately: "I only take you mum one guest." So Achilles and Hector cursed under the city for ten years.

Besides, I represent second master Guan now. How can I see him in general? As soon as I hurried forward, the head of the riding hood was cut off with a knife: "less nonsense!"

Shibao was caught off guard and ran away in a panic. Then he smiled and said, "OK, be angry with me!"

When I went back to the area, I felt as excited as if I had just woke up and drank three cups of coffee. My head was full of imagination. The knife was like a dragon trying to earn heaven in my hand. In the twinkling of an eye, I brushed three knives and cut into Shibao in three ways. This appearance inspired Liangshan heroes collectively and called them "good knife technique!"

Shi Bao concentrated on his response, dodged and knocked. At the moment when the two horses staggered, he shouted, "it''s really a character. Shi has never seen an opponent like you since he became an artist."

I didn''t say a word and took my horse to kill. I saw that this was definitely a hard battle. Although the second master was strong, he didn''t go all the way. Many people in the Three Kingdoms can fight with him in a tie, and this stone treasure is also an expert in using a knife. In addition, this son and mother biscuit can only be a temporary copy. The true meaning of the second master''s knife technique can''t be made. The outcome of the battle is still hard to say.

This time, Shi Bao took the lead in attacking. The blade swung up and flew towards my chest. I knocked with the handle of the knife and cut it back. The whole move was very mature and flowing. I heard another burst of cheers from the heroes behind me, mixed with the doubts of many people.

Shi Bao just flew and jumped off, but it was calm and solemn. He used the same tricks to resolve the crisis, and his eyes changed when he looked at me. Three points were surprised and three points admired, but three points were not satisfied. The two of us set our horses and handed more than a dozen moves in mid air. We saw the light of the knife and the cold wind, and the viewer turned pale.

In fact, I haven''t felt much since I played. I have a second master attached. The other party is a knife. No matter how subtle his moves are, he only feels flat, and there is a natural way to deal with them. However, it''s a little weak to say that he wants to win him easily. In this peak duel, after all, I can''t make much artistic conception by eating a biscuit temporarily. Several times I heard Guan Sheng''s voice of regret behind me, and I knew that he must have missed the opportunity to take the initiative. This biscuit is going to make him eat Shibao. Now eight achievements are almost unbearable.

However, even so, Shi Bao seems to be a little desperate. He hasn''t met a strong enemy for a long time. His sword technique can''t break through the bottleneck. In addition, he fought with Guan Sheng drama in the morning, and his physical strength doesn''t occupy the victory field. The two of us, a martial saint, are fake; A knife king is a private server of LAN. No one can help anyone. He doesn''t have much mind to fight. Then he seems to have agreed in advance. At the same time, he reveals a flaw and pretends to be defeated

Although the details are different, we all turn the same mind: using a drag knife.

Of course, Shi Bao is not the only one who knows how to drag the knife. To calculate, Guan Yu must be his ancestor. Once this move is made, it can be said that people chase the murdering Buddha and kill the Buddha - chasing, not blocking. This move is to falsely defeat the drag knife. When the enemy is elated, he suddenly turns back and takes himself as the axis, swings the big knife round and damages ya, not to mention using the knife, Take advantage of the horsepower, even if you carry a leather jacket, your face will be disfigured!

But who would have thought we could use it at the same time? It''s lively now. Have you ever seen two generals suddenly turn around and run away together?

It''s a shame. I knew I wouldn''t chase you. I got a bad start. As a result, we ran together. Some people who didn''t understand thought that one of them farted and smoked us away.

Shi Bao ran to Fang La''s arms and found that I didn''t chase him. I was better than him. I saw him running back when I was more than 20 meters away from Lin Chong——

Finally, he and I could only go back slowly and look at each other''s expressions. We were a little embarrassed. Shi Bao blushed and whispered to me, "drag the knife?" I nodded: "Hey, laugh."

Keep playing

We both worked hard this time. It''s like an acrobat who failed in the first performance. In order to repay the audience, we have to perform an extra performance and show our unique skills. Who else will watch acrobatics in the future?

After a move, Shibao finally struggled, because in fact, his hardware and software were not as good as me at the moment. Except that he didn''t have very charm, I was the real second master. After all, Shibao was only a farmer with excellent martial arts, and his experience and strength were poor. Besides, his physical strength was not good. I fought for another 50 rounds. I pressed Shibao with a green dragon knife and nearly lost my weapon, He cut a knife carelessly and wanted to lose back to the array. This time it was not a plan to drag the knife. I wanted to forget it. I didn''t look at my watch during the fight. It was estimated that 10 minutes had passed. Unexpectedly, it was natural to step off the horse. I didn''t pull the reins and chased him head-on. A senior general around Fang La would bite Shi Bao when he saw me and hurried to meet him immediately, In a hurry, I saw a big gun stabbed in the air, subconsciously flashed, slapped the back of the knife on the lower abdomen of the visitor, and then captured the person immediately without thinking. Fangla army made a big noise. I took a big advantage, hurried back to the array, threw the man under my ribs to the ground, and said majestically: "tied!" The minion also responded to the situation and said loudly, "get the order!"

I was so satisfied that I couldn''t help laughing. Suddenly, I felt the knife sink and slide to the ground. At the same time, my whole body was sour and soft. The effectiveness of biscuits was declining. I quickly turned over and dismounted while I still had the last strength. Zhang Shun and they all lined up in a circle and looked at me in surprise. My tiger body shook and didn''t wait to say any heroic words, These guys suddenly rushed up one by one, slapped me on the back of the head, kicked my ass and said, "OK, you boy" "how did you do this time?" "Is this stone treasure turned by Duan Sirius?"

I''m depressed, I''m crazy, I pull up my "beard"