In addition, when you go to Xiang Yu''s, you can also discuss with him how to eat the Hongmen banquet in the next step. If it''s convenient, you can call Liu Bang to sum it up. Now Xiang Yu is reluctant to start with him, but Liu Bang doesn''t know what to turn. It''s unfair to her ancestors. With the experience of "Ping" Fang La, there is a lot of room for discussion about the defeat of Wujiang, In short, Xiang Yu can''t wipe his neck after watching Yu Ji''s erotic dance.

I first drove to the supermarket to buy some cigarettes, some fresh fruits and vegetables. When I saw tomatoes, I smiled and bought a box of steamed stuffed buns. The more I looked behind me, the more strange I couldn''t help asking, "why do you buy these? Even if you want a picnic, you don''t have to buy so many eggplants?"

I put my things in the car and began to walk around the streets again.

"What are you buying?"

"Buy a game console -"

Finally, in a dilapidated home appliance repair shop, I found the red and white FC machine I dreamed of - sometimes money is not everything. Gome and Suning generally don''t have it.

The shopkeeper looked at what I picked and hesitated: "do you want this for collection or for what?"

I threw a hundred dollars on the table and said, "I want the inner parts." I understand this. If you want to collect it, he dares to ask you for a thousand. You have to be careful when buying old things. This is the same as panning for antiques. One of the characteristics of antiques is the contrast between use value and value. You have to spend 20 yuan to buy a Tang Dao to chop wood. I''m sure I''ve been fooled - the knife of the Tang Dynasty is not as good as the axe of the Qing Dynasty.

Sure enough, when I said this, the boss let me take the game console away. He pulled out a lot of game cards and said, "do you need chips? This box is five dollars."

I said, "I want a box of two dollars."

The boss protected the drawer and said, "there were more than 100 boxes in those years."

I smiled and said, "the game console is gone. What''s the use of such a pile of plastic?"

The boss was stunned and sighed: "a box of three..."

Finally, I bought a small TV with a battery and carried it out. The steamed stuffed bun saw things and thought of people, followed behind my ass and said sadly, "I know, you''re going to go to the grave for fat people - buy a semiconductor for Ke Zi."

I am completely speechless. Sometimes this woman''s thinking ability is not as bad as I think. Of course, this can''t blame her. She doesn''t know the timeline. In her eyes, Qin Shihuang and they are dead.

Then I drove around blindly. The steamed stuffed bun said, "don''t run around. Find a place where no one can burn it."

I have to find a place where there is no one. I haven''t found a suitable place to be a runway yet.

At this time, I finally found that there was no car on the National Road in front. I quickly went round the fork. When he shifted gears like a jerk, the steamed stuffed bun shouted, "slow down, slow down, there''s a camera in front."

I shouted, "sit down!"

The steamed stuffed bun clenched the handle and shouted, "shit, you''re not going to burn paper for them. You''re going to find them!"

I wondered, "do you know?"

The steamed stuffed bun subconsciously gently protected his lower abdomen and scolded, "slow down. Do you really want to die?"

Only then did I understand what she meant

I had to slow down. I just failed this time. It seems that it''s not easy to enter the timeline without an urgent task. I said to steamed stuffed bun, "why don''t you sleep for a while and come back as soon as you wake up."

The steamed stuffed bun said stubbornly, "I want to see where you can take my mother."

There were already cars on both sides of the meeting. I was trapped in the national highway and couldn''t get out. I didn''t dare to try again. I had to drive forward at medium speed. I arrived at the toll station in a while. How much will it cost to run to Xiang Yu if I am depressed?

Fortunately, steamed stuffed buns are not common. After sitting for a while, they get bored and start yawning. Then they lean on the window with their shoulders tilted. They are confused. After grumbling discontentedly, they finally fall asleep.

There was no car on both sides. I rubbed my hands excitedly. Shift into gear. Step on the accelerator, just then the phone rang. I didn''t want to give up this last chance. I opened my mobile phone on the steering wheel and continued to stare at the front to give oil. Yan Jingsheng said on the phone, "where are you, headmaster?"

"What''s up?"

Yan Jingsheng probably thought it was inconvenient for me to speak and said eagerly, "I''m new..."

"Don''t you just let him check in?"

Yan Jingsheng said carefully, "freshman..."

I understood. He was talking about new customers. I said loudly, "go ahead, it''s convenient for me."

Yan Jingsheng loosened his breath: "there are new people coming. Wang Yin directly picked them up. Now everyone has arrived. Are you coming back?"

"Oh - who is it?"

"The Seven Sages of the bamboo forest are here."

"Oh, I''m free. Well, let them teach their children to write calligraphy."

"... what''s more, Cheng Yaojin and the eighteen heroes in the hero spectrum of Sui and Tang dynasties have come."

"Oh, well, we''re all here. Aren''t we short of teachers?" I''ll look ahead and be careful if there''s a car next to me. I really don''t want to talk to him.

Yan Jingsheng said, "no, you don''t know that these 18 are different from the 108 in Liangshan. They have conflicts with each other and fight. Lao Wang, the four heavenly kings and Zhenjiang are fighting."

Just listen to the phone. It''s very noisy. Sometimes it''s mixed with the enjoyable shouts of Fang Zhenjiang and Wang Yin. I know these are the two earth masters who are not afraid of watching the excitement. They hurriedly told Yan Jingsheng: "it''s really not good. Call them to help with the harvest of Duan Sirius Cheng."

Without waiting for Yan Jingsheng to speak, there was another riot. Several men''s voices were shrill and fierce. I said strangely, "are the eighteen heroes still talking?"

"... no. These are the Seven Sages, and their values are different. They fight on the side." As we were talking, a smiling voice came in: "stop fighting. Hey, Amitabha, why is it so lively?"

I was angry and asked, "who is this?"

Yan Jingsheng took off the phone and asked, "master, what''s your law number?" It seems that he is really a monk.

The monk was still heartless and said with a smile, "me? I''m Xuanzang!"

"He said he was Xuan..." Yan Jingsheng suddenly said in surprise, "are you the Tang Sanzang who learned scriptures from the west?"

"Ah. It''s easy to say."

After listening to this tone, I doubted: "is this Tang Sanzang? Jingsheng, please check him... What''s the monk''s diploma called? There are many fake monks now. If he''s fake, it''s easy to get rid of him. Let him ask Wukong to help -"

Yan Jingsheng said anxiously, "stop making trouble, Xiaoqiang. You''d better come back."

I said with a smile, "OK, I''ll go back now..." I inadvertently looked up around and said frantically. "Jingsheng, you can do it. I can''t go back for a while."

It''s beautiful around me. I don''t know when we have entered the timeline.

Yan Jingsheng said, "what''s the matter with you?"

"I can''t stop easily in this car, and it''s not up to me."

"... are you in the police car?" Yan Jingsheng asked with concern.

After hanging up, I began to concentrate on driving. When I was talking to Yan Jingsheng just now, I didn''t slow down. Unexpectedly, I came in unknowingly, which means that if I want to go back, I have to find a place to stand first, and ordinary places can''t stop. My nearest customer is Wu Sangui. I can''t see this. Further on, I can''t see Zhu Yuanzhang of the Ming Dynasty and Genghis Khan before the formal establishment of the Yuan Dynasty. The next stop is the Song Dynasty. It''s supposed to be nothing to put steamed stuffed buns on Liangshan, but I thought about it. Those bandits drink all they can. What if the steamed stuffed buns can''t resist the temptation? After thinking about it, I''d better put the steamed stuffed bun in Xiang Yu. I''ll come back and deal with the 18 heroes. It''s a pity that they didn''t meet Li Shimin. And Guan Er Ye couldn''t have a good chat with Qin Qiong. As for the seven monks, I''m not familiar with them. The monk named Xuanzang doesn''t know if he is learning from the Scriptures. How can he talk like a hooligan?

I had to continue driving with questions in my head. After sleeping for a while, the steamed stuffed bun rubbed his eyes and scanned out. He said vaguely, "it''s dark?"

I said, "sleep again. We''ll be there when it''s dark."

The steamed stuffed bun finally found the abnormality, lying on the window and said, "where is this?"

I glanced at the timeline and said, "just after the Ming Dynasty."

The steamed stuffed bun was still awake. He twisted his body and said, "tell me when you get off the highway. I''ll go to a toilet." Then she slept again

We left around ten in the morning. The tundish woke up several times, but it was still dark outside. She thought it was still early and leaned against the car half sleepless. When it was more than 6 p.m., she finally couldn''t sleep. She closed her eyes, reached out and touched a banana from the back box, threw it back, pulled it hard, and said in disappointment: "I just remember now, why didn''t you buy a piece of bread? I''m starving."

As soon as I saw that I had passed the Three Kingdoms, I was excited and said, "count the sheep. When I count to 100, I''ll invite you to eat roast whole sheep."

Steamed stuffed bun yankoukou waterway: "really, seriously, when shall we go to the grassland? I haven''t ridden a horse yet. A sister who has been to the store said that it''s 50 an hour - we can still get a price."

"Hey, you said earlier that the grassland has passed, and you still need money for riding? You man, I don''t have to spend a dime a day, and I still have land to earn."

The steamed stuffed bun ignored me, covered his groaning stomach and said weakly, "hurry up, I''m really hungry. Even if you don''t care, I have to love your son?"

I looked at the pointer and stopped at Xiang Yu''s last line. As soon as I stepped on the brake, it was bright outside the window. We stopped outside a high wall courtyard. The steamed stuffed bun felt the difference of light and didn''t open his eyes. He lazily blocked his hand on his face and said, "isn''t it? I just passed the tunnel?"

I opened the door and went out. A fully armed soldier collapsed and gave me a military salute. He said happily, "General Xiao!"

I looked at him and looked familiar. I saw him vaguely outside Julu city last time, so I smiled and returned a salute.

There were two soldiers standing guard. The other obviously didn''t know me. He was staring at my car in a daze. After a long time, he whispered to the previous veteran, "who is this?"

The veteran gave him a violent shudder: "don''t you want to know what it is like to run the 100000 army of Zhanghan with a smile?"

The recruits looked at me and said with surprise and joy, "General Xiao Qiang?"

I took off my sunglasses, put them in my coat pocket, snapped my fingers and said coolly, "go, your general Xiao''s wife wants to eat roast whole sheep."