The First Chaos In History
Chapter 340
I got out of the car and slammed the door. I asked maliciously, "what are you doing?"
The children didn''t answer, "don''t make noise. Come and see."
When I looked into the crowd, I saw several 14-year-old children forming a small circle. At their feet were several barbells for weight lifting and more than a dozen barbell pieces. Among them was the clown Li Yuanba. The child had not grown up. Facing several teenagers who were not a few years younger than him, his eyebrows were wrinkled. It was obvious that he was childish.
From the atmosphere of the scene, it is obvious that the two sides are facing off. I know the older children. They all practice weightlifting with Li Kui, and they are very effective. We have the champion and runner up of weightlifting competitions for young people in any city, district or country, but I don''t know why they had a dispute with Li Yuanba. I grabbed one of the older children and asked, "what''s the matter?"
The child saw me later. He angrily pointed to Li Yuanba and complained to me: "he said we practiced all rubbish."
I laughed and asked Li Yuanba, "is that what you said?"
Li Yuanba said, "yes -"
The older children immediately shouted and questioned Li Yuanba.
Li Yuanba kicked the barbell on the ground with his toes and said innocently, "originally, what can you practice with this?"
The older children were even more excited. Originally, if adults like Li Kui Baojin said so, they had only the right to listen, but they faced a person who was not a few years older than themselves. In particular, he was an ugly guy. Of course, they were not convinced. A big student who was young and close to 1.8 meters tall didn''t say much. Kaka loaded two barbell pieces and said to Li Yuanba, "look at the ugly boy. This is 80 kilograms." Standing in front of the barbell, he held a standard snatch steadily over his head for a few seconds, and then threw it on the ground with a bang. His face remained unchanged and his anger did not grow. Many people around him cheered.
A 14-year-old child can lift 160 kg of iron pimples, and still snatch... I can''t do it anyway.
The big man put down the barbell and protested to Li Yuanba, "you can do it again."
Li Yuanba held the barbell with great interest and said happily, "eh, it''s quite heavy."
A few children nearby said sarcastically, "nonsense. Do you think this is a plastic sheet?"
But they would all be wrong... Li Yuanba said it was heavy, which meant it was heavier than it looked - the next second, he put the iron bar flat on his chest with one hand, looked carefully, smacked his mouth and said, "well, it''s as heavy as the big knife I played when I was 5 years old."
It shocked everyone. Among the people present, including Qin Qiong, Yuwen Chengdu and other strong generals, they naturally use no less than a hundred kilograms of weapons, but they have to lift everyone with a weight of 160 kilograms like holding an embroidery needle. No one can do that.
Li Yuanba didn''t wait for everyone to return to their senses. He looked down at the pile of barbell pieces at his feet. If he was thoughtful, he still held the barbell flat in one hand and casually grabbed a few pieces with the other hand and added them to both ends of the iron bar. Someone came back from shock and shouted, "be careful, it''s dangerous!" Li Yuanba''s action is definitely a serious violation of the operation. If one can''t grasp firmly and falls on his feet, it will take root and sprout.
Li Yuanba added all the barbell pieces. I dressed the barbell like a big gourd, then locked the lock and waved it around my head like a wax rod. I just felt the cold wind blowing on my face, and immediately opened my hands and shouted, "everyone back!"
When the crowd gave way to a big circle, Li Yuanba danced with a large iron gourd weighing an unknown kilogram - not much slower than the six young Lingtong playing with a stick. The rust on the iron lump was so sharp that it flew out. He played for a while. Seems to have suddenly lost interest. Throw the iron gourd at random and say, "it''s still too light. I didn''t play my head."
The first to wake up from the shock, I patted the petrified children on the shoulder. Comforted them and said, "learn from this brother in the future. You will have such a day."
The children were stunned for a moment. Suddenly, they surrounded Li Yuanba and asked this and that. Their admiration was expressed in their words. When asked why he could be so energetic, Li Yuanba said foolishly: "nothing else, eat more meat and fight more!" I shouted to the children, "don''t listen to the last sentence!"
Xuanzang smiled and said to me, "haven''t you thought of a way now?"
Hit Yadi Lubu! Compared with Li Yuanba, he is a hair!
In fact, I knew what to do as soon as Li Yuanba lifted the iron gourd. The reason why I sat down with the first general in history who even Xiang Yu thought himself inferior was that I had trouble finding someone to clean up Lv Bu. First, I didn''t have an impression of Li Yuanba in my mind. Second, the boy''s appearance seriously deceived me, I really can''t think that this ugly boy who is not as tall as me can be so abnormal.
I glanced at Xuanzang and said carefully, "do you also agree with the settlement by force?"
Xuanzang said with a smile, "if you should fight, you have to fight. If you fight one person, you will be happy. This is merit."
... I seriously doubt that Sun Wukong was originally a kind and lovely little monkey. He was taught by Xuanzang that Cheng Dou defeated the Buddha.
When I dismissed the students, I waved and said, "Yuanba, come here."
"What are you doing?"
"Fight with my brother!" I know there''s no need to hide from such people. Just say what he''ll be happy to fight.
But Li Yuanba waved his hand as if he had no interest: "no!"
"... why?" After listening to Xuanzang''s two-day class, did the foolish overlord really become a Buddha?
Li Yuanba tugged at the corner of his clothes and said sadly, "no one can catch me except Yuwen boy. It''s no fun to fight." Yuwen Chengdu said with a smile: "crazy you!"
I took him and coaxed him like a strange uncle seducing little loli: "this man is powerful this time. Has Lv Bu heard of it?"
Li Yuanba said blankly, "Lubu, what is it?"
At this time, Qin Qiong and others gathered around when they heard Lv Bu''s name. Cheng Yaojin patted Li Yuanba on the head and said, "silly boy. Lv Bu is the first fierce man in the Three Kingdoms."
Hearing the words "the first fierce man", Li Yuanba brightened his eyes and said, "really?"
Qin Qiong whispered to me, "how did you catch up with Lv Bu?"
I sighed: "it''s hard to say. Let XiuXiu explain to you in detail later. Now I have to take Yuanba to the Three Kingdoms immediately."
Qin Qiong said, "the Three Kingdoms? Isn''t the second brother Guan Yuguan, whom I admire most, in the Three Kingdoms?"
I said with a smile, "brother Guan wants to see you before he leaves."
Qin Qiong was flattered and said, "then I''ll go with you."
I scratched my head and said, "it''s not very good, okay?" Although Qin Qiong and others should have no problem if they don''t return to the Tang Dynasty, it''s better to do more than less at this juncture.
Qin Qiong pointed to Li Yuanba and said, "that boy must be watched by someone, otherwise it''s easy to have an accident. Fortunately, he still listens to me."
I also heard Xuanzang say that Qin Qiong was kind to the Li family. Li Yuan warned Li Yuanba not to hurt Qin Qiong when he went to ping18th road against the king, and Li Yuanba was most afraid of his father, so he obeyed Qin Qiong''s words.
Listening to Qin Qiong''s words, I was afraid that the foolish boy couldn''t clean up, so I had to say, "please run with me, second brother."
For a moment, countless people appeared in front of me and behind me, shouting: "I''ll go too, I''ll go too..." I heard that I went to the Three Kingdoms to help Guan Erye lift the pile. These people were crazy and made do with it. Fang Zhenjiang and Wang Yin also made fun of each other. Yang Lin and several veterans stood on the periphery with self-respect, but their eyes kept looking at me.
I danced out of the crowd and shouted, "don''t be busy. There can only be seven people in the car."
At this time, Li Yuanba finally figured out who Lv Bu was. Grinned: "hey hey, I have to fight this Lubu boy." The ugly child suddenly looked around and said in frustration, "but I don''t have a weapon."
Everyone was stunned. If you can find a sword or a gun in any dynasty, Li Yuanba''s hammer is not difficult to find, but if you have a 400 kg hammer, you don''t have land everywhere - what do ordinary people do with a 400 kg hammer?
Li Yuanba pushed away the crowd and looked around the campus. At this meeting, people had just had lunch. Xiao Liu was squatting on a strange stone at the door of the canteen to smoke. Li Yuanba glanced at it. He quickly walked over, picked up xiaoliuzi and threw it aside. He pulled it. Xiaoliuzi had just squatted on the big stone - strictly speaking, it was not a stone, but a very regular oval barrel. Most of them were as tall as people and as thick as pregnant women in October. It was like a large water tank used in people''s homes in the past, but it was solid core. The surface particles are rough. Like a huge piece of cow shit.
This thing has a history. It''s really not an ordinary stone. It was dug out of the ground during the construction of the new campus. The old people said that this thing was the real estate of steel smelting. Its predecessor should be the subway pot and iron plate in countless people''s homes. Because the temperature is not enough, it is a monster. Many places still retain many of this thing. It can''t be broken or broken. It''s so heavy that it has to be buried in the soil. I see it still looks like it, The waste is put there as a decoration.
As soon as Li Yuanba saw it, he fell in love with it and walked over. He was less than 1.7 meters tall. This thing almost reached his chest. It weighed at least more than 400 kilograms.
I said, "are you going to use this?"
Li Yuanba held big cow dung like a girl''s waist and said happily, "that''s it!"
Qin Qiong said, "you don''t even have a handle. How can you use it?"
Li Yuanba put down the cow dung stone and scratched his head. Suddenly he saw the barbell pole on the ground. He reached out and chiseled it twice. The barbell pole was deeply inserted into the stone. Li Yuanba grabbed the other end, carried the cow dung stone on his shoulder and waved to me: "go and fight with Lv Bu boy!"
People laughed when they saw his little child carrying a big guy, just like a dung beetle carrying cow dung.
This also has an advantage. As far as I know, Li Yuanba scolded God for being killed by thunder when he was holding a sledgehammer in a thunderstorm. The superstitious saying is that God was angry. In fact, now, the ugly child is held on the lightning rod. After changing this new weapon, it''s okay to scold with Lei Gong. This thing is too insulated!