Chapter 347 - The First Chaos In History - NovelsTime

The First Chaos In History

Chapter 347

Author: Zhang Xiaohua
updatedAt: 2026-04-07

I looked back and said, "what do you mean?"

Jin Wushu sneered and said, "didn''t you say Liangshan was going to war against us, leaving one as a hostage. If I don''t see your people within ten days, I''ll take this... Eh, this is still a woman?"

Steamed stuffed bun angrily said, "nonsense, have you ever seen such a good man?"

Jin Wushu: "... Anyway, it''s the first time I''ve seen such an ugly woman."

I pointed to Jin Wu Shu and said, "you''re finished. I swear you offended the person you shouldn''t offend."

Jin Wushu said back, "you two can discuss who will stay."

Steamed stuffed bun and I looked at each other. I resolutely said to Jin Wushu, "can you not stay?"

Jin Wushu: "

The steamed stuffed bun said to me, "don''t talk nonsense to him. Go out and find a way to take my own people to save me."

I was surprised and said, "are you a native?"

The steamed stuffed bun said, "have you forgotten that I''m the big Sima of the state of Qin?"

I stamped my foot and said, "what''s the use?"

Jin Wushu said impatiently, "hurry up, who will stay?"

The steamed stuffed bun said, "I, but I have one condition. I want to see Mr. Li."

Jin Wushu laughed and said, "it''s easy - come on, shut this ugly man up with that Li Shishi."

The steamed stuffed bun took my hand and said, "go and find a way. Don''t worry about me. It''s just that I can take care of my teacher." She then pointed to Jin Wushu and said, "remember, you call your aunt ugly. I''ll slap you in the mouth and round it up to our accounts after autumn."

Jin Wushu said crazily, "pull this ugly monster down quickly!"

Steamed stuffed bun stretched out two fingers: "two times..."

Two golden soldiers came up to hold the steamed stuffed bun. The steamed stuffed bun shouted like a female underground Party: "don''t touch me. I''ll go by myself!"

The two soldiers didn''t want to touch her, so they followed behind. The steamed stuffed bun made a "very enjoyable" gesture to me, and then walked out first like a hero before he died. They listened to her voice and said, "which way?"

The two soldiers: "... Left."

She''s having fun running here. What should I do? In a hurry, I pointed to Jin Wushu and shouted, "don''t regret it!"

Jin Wushu glanced at me coldly and said in a loud voice, "come on, hit me with a random stick."

In an instant, I ate several times on my calf. While jumping out, I turned back and scolded: "the last name is Wan (Yan). We''ve done our revenge. You''ll regret it sooner or later!"

Jin Wushu followed us out of the account with a smile and said, "remember, you only have 10 days, otherwise I will send the head of your ugly wife (three times) to Liangshan!"

Jin Wushu turned back to the account, and a group of Jin soldiers chased me to fight. This will fight all the way to the car. Is there any meat left on my legs? Thanks to my money, the tooth will come and pull away the soldiers. Whispered to me, "don''t worry, sister-in-law, I''ll take care of it for you. I can''t afford to lose. You may be able to let you go in a few days."

Although it''s short. I also understood that he was comforting me, but he was really nice. I stuffed the rest of the gold bricks into his arms. The tooth said, "but man, I''ll talk to you. It''s difficult for Mr. Li."

I turned to comfort him and said, "you don''t have to worry about it. I have a way!"

With the command of Yajiang, a group of golden soldiers just surrounded me and knocked on the ground with the head of a stick. I ran back to the car, blew my heart, liver and lungs, filed my middle teeth, and ran back to Liangshan.

Wu Yong, they were still waiting for me in the tavern and saw me get off alone. "Where''s the steamed stuffed bun?" he asked

I said with an iron blue face, "let Jin Wushu hold me hostage."

All the heroes were in a great uproar. Now they were about to start. Jin Shaoyan said guilt: "brother Qiang, I''m sorry."

I calmed down, stopped the crowd and said to Wu Yong, "military division, what do you think I should do now?" Then I pulled him in a quiet place and whispered, "I don''t think it''s possible to fight with it. The golden soldiers are really strong." I''ve seen a lot of people in the army, too. The 800000 golden soldiers are really a powerful brigade. Liang Shan really wants to send troops. I''m afraid it''s difficult to compete.

Wu Yong shook his feather fan and said, "I also know that I can''t beat it. I''ve been trying to find a way these days."

I hurriedly said, "have you figured it out?"

Wu Yong said, "the way is to have one."

"Say it."

Wu said with a smile, "have you ever heard of a word called subduing soldiers without war?"

I said, "this seems to be the words in Sun Tzu''s art of war?" Although I have no culture, I always listen to the nonsense of entrepreneurs on TV. These profiteers always use this sentence to explain their success.

Wu Yongdao: "Yes, we urgently need to subdue people without fighting. As you said, if we fight, the consequences will be very serious. The survival of Liangshan is small, and there is also a problem that can not change the human axis. Our requirement is actually very simple, that is, to return to master Li - of course, now there is another steamed stuffed bun. What we want is not to destroy anyone, but to let the enemy understand me They are not easy to bully. When they realize that they really want to fight, they are not sure. As long as they do this, everything will be fine. "

"How can this be done?"

"Our troops are insufficient, he is naturally not afraid of us. If we want the golden soldiers to stop, unless there are 10 times as many troops as his, then we don''t have to start. Tell them to go east and dare not go west."

I said, "8 million? What are you trying to say?" As far as I know, from ancient times to the present, from foreign countries to China, no country has been equipped with 8 million troops at any time, and the total population of many countries in the world is far less than this number

Wu Yong said, "this is inspired by what you said just before you left: you said that you have received so many customers, but none of them is related to the kingdom of gold. I don''t think so."

I asked, "who has anything to do with the kingdom of Jin?"

Wu Yong said mysteriously, "it doesn''t have to be friends. Who killed the kingdom of Jin?"

I suddenly said, "you say Mongols?"

Wu nodded and said, "well, to be exact, it''s the Mongols under Genghis Khan. If you can borrow 200000 or 300000 Mongolian cavalry from him, it should be a great deterrent to Jinwu art."

I paused and said, "isn''t this nonsense?" I calculate. 300000 cavalry, no horses first, 300000 people - my car is loaded by 10 people at a time, and I have to run 30000 times back and forth. When all the cavalry arrive, it is estimated that the first group of people will be grandpa

Wu Yong waved his hand and said: "It''s not nonsense. It''s man-made. Since we can wear it to you a thousand years ago, the Mongols may not be able to wear it to the Song Dynasty for war in a few decades. Even if not, you can pick up Genghis Khan first. If you really want to fight, he has rich experience in fighting the Jin people, so I suggest you discuss it with immortal Liu first."

What he said finally woke me up. The old God stick has stopped working recently. What''s wrong with holding back at home? Now I have such great difficulties. I can''t let ya idle!

I hurried to the driveway: "then I''ll go back. Please don''t be impulsive. If I don''t come back in 10 days..."

Wu Yong said with a smile, "don''t worry, it only takes two days to travel from here to Taiyuan. We''ll send troops if you don''t hear from us in three days. There''s no stupid way. There''s always land. Not everyone can underestimate me in Liangshan!"

I threw a fist at everyone, stepped on the accelerator and rushed to 2008.

Back home, as soon as I slammed the door, I rushed into he Tiandou''s house. The two old gods were sitting on the sofa with a small cup of tea. Talking about something in front of a drawing.

I picked up the teapot and filled it. I said on my hips, "it''s very comfortable, you two. What''s this --" I picked up the drawing and swept it around. He Tiandou hurriedly grabbed it and said, "don''t move around."

I threw the drawing aside, grabbed Liu Laoliu''s neck and said, "man, it''s difficult this time. You have to think of a way for me."

Liu Laoliu bowed his head around my arm and said with a smile, "when you are in trouble, you think of Grandpa? What''s the matter?"

I sat down on the sofa and said, "to put it simply, Miss Li, that chick has been surnamed Yan''s 800000 troops are trapped. The boy can''t say anything if he doesn''t get in. How can he convince him to be soft - I''ll say it first. You have to help me. My daughter-in-law is also folded inside, and my five month old son. I don''t want my son to be born in prison! "

He Tiandou said: "generally, children born in prison are promising..." seeing that my eyes were not good, he stopped quickly.

Old Liu asked, "how do you want us to help you?"

I teased and said, "I don''t care. Either you send heavenly troops and generals to the enemy''s rear. Or you gather up 8 million troops for me -"

Liu Laoliu looks at he Tiandou. Hehe said with a smile, "8 million troops is not a small number. But it''s not impossible. You just have to make it up by yourself."

I sat up suddenly and said in surprise, "shit, are you serious?"

Liu Laoliu and he Tiandou looked at each other, smiled, smoked cigarettes and strolled around the room like a big head, saying, "we have long thought of this day."

"What do you mean?"

Liu Laoliu said, "do you remember when I put four emperors in your place to give you a top salary?"

"Ah, yes..."

At this time, he Tiandou consciously assumed the responsibility of political commissar and said gently, "do you know why we do this?"

I blurted out, "don''t you just want to rely on me for something?"

Liu Laoliu glanced at he Tiandou discontentedly: "why do you ask him this, I know he has no good words in his mouth."

I''m a man under the low eaves now. I said with a smile, "brother Liu, can''t I be wrong? Why -"

Liu Laoliu said, "in addition to relying on you for some benefits..." I have a black line——

"The real goal is to maintain the balance of the human axis. You think it''s not a piece of cake for you to borrow 1.8 million soldiers after you get along with these four?"

I was confused and said, "what am I doing with soldiers? You will be arrested when Li Shishi is arrested?"

Liu Laoliu waved his hand: "no, our original idea was that the four emperors might encounter some accidents when they went back. For example, what happened when Li Shimin destroyed the Sui Dynasty; what should we do when Zhao Kuangyin was suppressed after the mutiny..."

I was stunned and said, "yes, what should I do?"

"I need the help of my colleagues. Li Shimin can borrow troops from Zhao Kuangyin to destroy the Sui Dynasty at this time. Zhao Kuangyin can borrow people to make peace with Zhu Yuanzhang if he is in trouble. Anyway, they are all emperors. When everyone is useful, in this way, the four people who should be emperors are equivalent to a force. If there is any accident, they can resist each other. You have any task Strong guarantee, history will not change. It''s not more useful than giving you 180 biscuits? "

I suddenly said, "you have long wanted them to cheat across the dynasties? What about these four now?"

Liu Laoliu said, "fortunately, there are no twists and turns. It''s time to be the emperor and unify Mongolia. Alas, the top man is the top man. There''s nothing to say."

I suddenly reacted and said, "no, even if something happens to them. How can the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty help the Song Dynasty? Aren''t you going to let me pull seven?" I''ve decided. If he dares to say it''s me, he''ll lift his face with a brick!

Liu Laoliu said with a smile, "don''t always take yourself as a dish. We have our own way - as soon as the four emperors leave, Lao he and I opened a military path between the dynasties."

Soldier way! As soon as these two words came out, I just felt the lightning flash in the sky. For a time, the world was full of killing. The wind was rustling and the trees were not stopped. The mountain rain was coming and the flowers were everywhere. I couldn''t help but say in horror, "there is murderous spirit!... what''s the matter with that soldier?"

Liu Laoliu said, "it''s very simple. It''s the channel between the dynasties."

He Tiandou showed me the drawing: "this is the circuit diagram. Each dynasty has a fixed place to pass."

I took it over and saw that countless country names were listed in a mess, among which the lines were winding, and Kaifeng Prefecture in Tokyo in the Song Dynasty became a transit station again.

I said happily, "it''s fucking awesome. The distance from the Qin Dynasty to the Qing Dynasty is almost the same. Is the ground soldier road of the Qin Dynasty also open?"

Liu nodded and said, "I wanted to solve the problem on the human axis. I didn''t expect to be used by your boy first."

I studied the drawing carefully. "Well, it''s not far from 8 million to borrow three melons and two dates from fat man to Wu Sangui," he said happily

Liu Laoliu said positively, "this thing can''t be abused. No matter how many soldiers there are, you can''t change the historical environment. You can''t avenge public and private revenge and destroy the golden Wushu."

I said, "I understand. If I don''t kill him, I''ll let 8 million people surround him for a few days to see if he''s afraid?"

Liu Laoliu said, "besides saving Li Shishi, you have another task this time: 1127 was the day when the Northern Song Dynasty perished. But now it seems that Jin Wushu is a little late. After you save Li Shishi, let song Huizong and Jin Wushu reach an agreement. The rivers and mountains of the Northern Song Dynasty let Jin Wushu take over for a few days. Song Huizong and song qinzong symbolically went to the five kingdoms cities (the place where the two emperors were abducted) walking around is equivalent to being caught, and then going to any dynasty to apply for political asylum and enjoy the rest of your life. "

I said contemptuously, "Why are you so eager to help me? I still have private work for me." But it''s better than nothing. I said, "I''ll ask your majesty to borrow troops."

Liu Laoliu slipped the drawing to me and said: "I remind you again, don''t make too much movement and quiet. The military road can be officially opened in three days. The military transportation sites of all dynasties are on the map. I need to give you a password at last to enter. If you promise to lend troops, you ask them to assemble the troops and set out from the military road in three days. I''ve calculated that the farthest place to go to the Song Dynasty road has to take five or six Days, that is to say, you only have three days to prepare. As for how many soldiers you can borrow, it depends on your ability. "

I put away the drawings and a large bag of blue medicine. I remembered that the two old magic sticks were sleepless day and night these days, so I asked, "are you busy with this during this time?"

In order to win my gratitude, Liu Laoliu stretched out exaggerated and said yes languidly, but he Tiandou said no. the two didn''t say they were together and looked at each other. I know he Tiandou is honest and asked him, "why don''t you sleep in the middle of the night?"

He Tiandou shyly took out a set of discs: "we... Watch prison break."

I stared at Liu Laoliu, and Liu Laoliu stared at he Tiandou. Then he handed me a compressed disc and said, "why don''t you take one to show Mr. Li? If she can learn a fur from it, wouldn''t it be easy for us?"

I''m satisfied when I''m out of he Tiandou''s house, Surname end (Yan) you beat me, scolded my wife for being ugly, and dared to threaten me. Who knows that the most influential emperors in Chinese history are Lao Tzu''s iron brothers. Lao Tzu, as Wu Yong said, doesn''t beat you or scold you. The whole 8 million army frightens you. I want you to see how many eyes Lord Xiao has, let you know what a bloodless weapon is, and let you see what it is It''s called the soldier who subdues people without fighting. Let you see what calling a thousand troops is!

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