The First Chaos In History
Chapter 350
Zhao Kuangyin looked at me when he was completely awake and said with a smile, "come to play?"
"Yes, borrow some soldiers from brother Zhao."
Zhao Kuangyin looked cold and asked tentatively, "is 5000 enough?"
I''m so depressed. Is this to send beggars? I said, "maybe... It''s not enough. The steamed stuffed bun has been taken hostage. I''ll find someone to catch her."
"Oh, is that 5000 enough? Is it still the fourth Lei this time?"
Originally, he thought I was looking for someone to help fight a group fight. If that were true, 5000 would be enough. I said, "no, it''s a boy surnamed Wan (Yan) this time, with 800000 people under his command."
Zhao Kuangyin was surprised and said, "so much? How much do you want to borrow?"
I said with a smile, "500000 is the best."
Zhao Kuangyin waved his hand again and again and said, "no, there''s not so much. It''s great to collect 100000."
I crossed my legs and said word by word: "emperor, don''t forget that I am the Duke of an, the governor of the world. I have the right to know how many troops there are in the Song Dynasty."
Zhao Kuangyin covered his face and sighed, "Hey. I knew that if I sealed the Duke of an, something would happen sooner or later."
I comforted him and said, "just scare people by scaring them, and I will never hurt you."
Zhao Kuangyin said, "really not. Well, I''ll lend you 50000. You don''t have to pay it back."
I was unhappy and said, "brother Zhao, you''re wrong. Brother Li lent me 600000. I don''t believe that the Song Dynasty is so far from the Tang Dynasty."
Who thinks my method of motivating generals is useless at all, Zhao Kuangyin said, "it can''t compare with others. Besides, you know, I''ve delegated those generals to a ''cup of wine to release military power''."
I said, "the general is gone. Aren''t there still soldiers?" Speaking of this, I suddenly understood that what Zhao Kuangyin was most afraid of in his life was the fall of military power. Lending him troops was to poke the top of his heart, which was the same as pulling out the hair of an Iron Rooster. I smiled and said, "you''re not afraid that I borrowed your troops to recreate your rebellion?"
Zhao Kuangyin said solemnly, "seriously, Xiaoqiang, I can give you even if you take my seat. I''m just free for a few days. But I don''t have that much."
Later, I said that Lao Zhao just didn''t let go. I broke my mouth and talked about 100000. Finally, I was so angry that I patted the table and stood up and said, "OK, brother Zhao, that''s it. I won''t borrow this soldier!" I shook my sleeves angrily and left. Zhao Kuangyin was a little embarrassed and said, "don''t be so poor, Xiaoqiang?"
When I came to the door, I suddenly remembered something. Stop, turn back slowly and say with a smile, "by the way, I haven''t told you where I''m going to borrow troops just now?"
"Where are you going?"
I said with a smile, "not far away. It''s still the Song Dynasty. It''s just helping a boy named Zhao Ji fight."
Zhao Kuangyin said in surprise, "it''s the black sheep of our old Zhao family?"
"Yes, I wanted to save the boy when I finished the steamed stuffed bun. It was mainly to make the people feel better at that time. Now it seems that you who are the emperor will patronize yourself. Forget it. I don''t want the steamed stuffed bun. I just want to change a beautiful daughter-in-law - brother Zhao. Can you give me that little maid in law? I''ll also have a Lori cultivation plan..." he said and wanted to go out again.
Zhao Kuangyin hurriedly ran up and grabbed me: "wait a minute, the boy surnamed wan you said is Wanyan Wushu? It''s this little beast!" Look, as soon as they talk about their own family, they immediately fall in love.
I said, "yes - brother Zhao, you''re busy. I''ll take the little girl... Little mm, let''s go. My uncle will show you the goldfish..."
Zhao Kuangyin pulled me hard and said, "no, you really don''t care? Hasn''t Lao Li lent you 600000 people?"
I spread my hand: "brother Li also said. Why should the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty help the Song Dynasty fight?"
Zhao Kuangyin murmured, "this old Li is not interesting!"
I said, "they gave me all the standing armies of the country and didn''t leave any money. Now the guard of Daming Palace depends on more than 20 local dogs..."
Zhao Kuangyin snorted, "how can Datang only have 600000 troops?"
I sighed: "yes, even if people have 6 million, 60 million to lend you, 600000 is the best of humanity and righteousness. It seems that our national strength in the Song Dynasty is still poor. How can I have the heart to take away the 100000 people you have, brother Zhao? I can''t let the emperors all over the world let dogs protect..."
Zhao Kuangyin gnashed his teeth and said, "if others don''t say it, Wanyan Wushu bullied my Zhao family again. How can I give up with him? Xiaoqiang, how many people do you want?"
I succeeded in the plot and pretended to be embarrassed and said, "if it''s less than 500000, it''s meaningless."
Zhao Kuangyin stamped his foot: "I''ll give you 600000!"
I was surprised and said, "it''s too reluctantly. There are only 100000 troops in our country. Don''t bring all the pacifiers on crutches together."
Zhao Kuangyin said, "don''t make fun of your brother Zhao. I''m not good at using swords. I''m also thinking about the people, but our song dynasty is not easy to bully." Then Zhao Kuangyin sneered, "future generations say we are weak Song Dynasty. I want them to see whether Zhao Kuangyin''s founding army is weak or not!" Lao Zhao is very conceited, but it''s true that the founding soldiers of each dynasty are the most powerful and wild troops in that dynasty.
I pointed out the troop transportation point to him according to the picture. Zhao Kuangyin said, "since all my generals have broken faces, they can''t use it anymore. I''ll leave you alone with so many people..." I saw that he was upset like an ant on a hot pot and said with a smile: "don''t worry, Emperor. I''ll come back and drink the ''glass of wine'' with you when I finish the work."
Zhao Kuangyin nodded, waved with tears and said, "go quickly. I see your heartache."
Out of the door, the little maid in waiting was still crying. I said, "don''t go back if you don''t want to go home. What are you crying for? I''ll make you... The lobby manager for the emperor." I don''t know if the palace maids have official rank, so I talk nonsense.
Zhao Kuangyin''s voice came out from the inside: "since Duke an said so, you can be a director of Gong Yisi in the future."
In the surprised eyes of the little maid in waiting, I guessed that the official was not small. The name was probably in charge of etiquette. At a young age, she got the emperor''s attention by chance - didn''t the little girl come through?
Got on the bus in people''s surprised eyes. The next stop is Genghis Khan.
There was nothing to say all the way. When I stopped again, there was a vast grassland, but it was getting late to see the sun. According to experience, Genghis Khan should not be too far from me. I slowed down and drove indiscriminately on the boundless grassland. Unconsciously, it was a lot darker around. The night and morning on the grassland were particularly obvious, with the setting of the sun. You can even feel the air darkening, and then the cold came. As soon as I turned on the lights, I couldn''t see my fingers outside.
I found a coat to put on and searched carefully for places with tents. If I didn''t see Genghis Khan tonight, I would probably freeze to death on the grassland - the warm wind on the car was bad, of course. The cool wind is also bad in hot weather. In fact, I''m surprised that it can have air conditioning.
After walking for more than ten minutes, I still got nothing. At this time, I suddenly heard a choking smell of rubber in the car. People who have driven long-distance cars may have this intuition: This is a very bad omen!
I murmured: "illusion, it must be an illusion..." but it turned out that my sense of smell was still very sensitive and my vision was good - as soon as I turned around, I saw the hood in the car smoking. Accompanied by a faint fire.
I screamed. Quickly stop the car and open the cover. Several strands of rubber thread have been burned and twisted together. Fortunately, the fire is not big. I covered it with my coat and put it out. Simply divide the line and start it again. At first, it hummed a few times to show that it was also working hard. Later, my baby didn''t bother to pay attention to me.
I want to cry without tears. Doesn''t it mean that this car can even resist an atomic bomb? Later, I understood that it told me a truth with bloody facts: no matter how strong the appearance is, it can''t stop it from corruption from the inside. Think back to that year, the great man established by Qiang Qin and Liu Bang founded by Ying pangzi experienced what glory, and the fierce enemy can''t stop their progress, but... But why am I so cold?
The above experience tells us: the joke that someone stole the tent in the middle of the night is not funny at all. It will kill people! Fortunately, my tent was not stolen because I didn''t have a tent
The car broke down on the grassland is a very unfortunate thing. What is more unfortunate is that the car broke down on the grassland more than 1000 years ago!
All I need is a few pieces of rubber!
The wind on the grassland roared from all sides. I wrapped my clothes hard and found that I was slimmer than before. For a man running three, it was a celebration in peacetime and in bed, but now I wish I had fat like a fat man.
In order not to use up the power in the battery, I turned off the lights and searched the car. The only thing that was useful to me was the "three bowls but post" filled in the semi space cup on Liangshan at some time. I took a stingy drink, took the cup, reluctantly left my car with my arm, and stumbled on the vast Mongolian grassland.
I don''t know how many years, months and days, grassland, wind, no month.
I looked up at the sky with my melancholy eyes. There were stars. I was pleasantly surprised to find that the Big Dipper was clearly hanging there, so it pointed to the North! So I can''t get lost! ha-ha!
But immediately I found another thing: in this unfamiliar big grass beach, what''s the use of knowing where the north is!?