Xu Delong said, "let them go back first. What do you want? I''ll go with you."

Two fools said one after another, "and me."

I said, "it''s not necessary. I''ll talk to Jin Wushu about something he''s interested in. It''s certainly not dangerous."

Tong Yuan said, "since there is no danger, let''s go together."

I saw that they were determined, so I had to let Li still water protect the steamed stuffed bun and master Li to go first. We turned around and ran to the handsome account of Jin Jun. the steamed stuffed bun poked his head out of the carriage and shouted, "be careful, if something happens to you, don''t expect me to keep it for you..." before I shouted out, I was dragged back by Master Li. Fat people knew that the steamed stuffed bun was a big gun mouth, Jin Bing opened his eyes, looked at each other, shocked and speechless

We quickly came to the golden Wushu tent and walked in. Golden Wushu was directing several soldiers to pack up and prepare to withdraw. When we saw me, we wondered, "Why are you back?"

I was uncomfortable and said, "there''s another thing I forgot to tell you."

Seeing my complicated expression, Jin Wushu waved his men out and said, "tell me something quickly. I don''t want to stay in this place for a moment."

I rubbed my hands and said, "well... That''s it. You can''t go yet."

Jin Wushu was stunned and said decadent, "are you afraid of me coming back? Don''t worry, we''ll go back to Liaodong to hunt. We won''t go south again in this life."

I hurriedly said, "no, no, no, you have to stay and continue to attack the Song Dynasty. You have to sit down for decades."

Jin Wushu said, "what do you mean?"

I said, "we should go. You stay. Don''t you want the world of the Song Dynasty?"

Jin Wushu said bluntly, "are you teasing me? Even if we are outnumbered, we Da Jin can''t let you play so blatantly. Before dark today, if you make way, otherwise we 800000 warriors swear to kill you!"

I understand that Jin Wushu is hairy. In anyone''s opinion, this request I will make is an insult. In the Northern Song Dynasty, he lost his armor and abandoned his armor when he was beaten by 800000 golden soldiers. Now we have 3 million powerful coalition forces, so it''s unreasonable to give up this fat meat.

I waved my hands back and forth and said, "don''t be angry. Maybe I didn''t make it clear. Besides, if I just want to be sick, can you come in person?"

The golden Wushu is almost going to cut us apart. After hearing what I said, I calmed down temporarily. Tieqing said with a blue face, "what''s your conspiracy?"

"Come on, it''s a long story. Let''s all sit down and talk calmly."

Jin Wushu reluctantly sat down and stared at me with his eyes.

I smiled and sorted out my thoughts. Then I said leisurely, "how can I tell you? Let me ask you first. If it weren''t for us, would your Jin army have won the land of song Huizong?"

Jin Wushu snorted, "that''s eighty percent."

I clapped my hands and said, "by the way, from this point of view, we should not exist. Your kingdom of Jin is destined to occupy half of the Song Dynasty - do you believe the general''s life?"

Jin Wushu: "

I continued, "if you are an atheist, let''s put it another way. Have you heard of our millions before?"

Jin Wushu said thoughtfully, "it''s really not. I only know what you are. The 109th bandit leader on Liangshan Mountain, but I didn''t expect a group of grass bandits to have such great ability. Our immortal speaks straight. Don''t blame us."

I said with a smile, "it''s all right. You''re right, and our Liangshan Mountain is actually only a small part. Don''t you think that more than 3 million people can live on a mountain?"

Jin Wushu said, "I also know that you people are allied forces, but I don''t understand how to unite France."

"Then I tell you that our coalition army is composed of troops from Qin, Chu, Tang, song, yuan and Ming - you have heard of other countries except yuan and Ming?"

Jin Wushu showed a confused look: "is Qin the Qin that unified the Seven Kingdoms?"

I pointed to fat Ying: "to tell you the truth, this is his majesty Qin Shihuang."

Jin Wushu had a big cough. After that, he covered his neck and red ear equator: "are you playing with me again?"

I saw that he was actually a little convinced, so I said earnestly: "in fact, it doesn''t matter whether he was Qin Shihuang, but if not, how many countries in the world can unite so many elite soldiers?"

Jin Wushu looked at fat Ying and asked me a little timidly, "he... Has lived until now?"

I took this opportunity to introduce my identity carefully, and then told him the origin of the coalition army. Finally, I pulled a half broken Qin crossbow from the ragged tent roof and said, "well, this is the terracotta warriors and horses No. 2. It is a new weapon launched by the Qin army and made by the Tang army. You should believe it now?"

Jin Wushu stood up and nodded to Qin Shihuang, "I''m disrespectful. To tell you the truth, I still admire you."

The fat man stretched out his hand and pressed it on him. "Haoshe (say). Sit ha (next)."

Jin Wushu wiped his sweat and said to me, "then the Tang army you said should be the army of the Li family?"

"Yes, those who block your door and ask you for weapons every day are the 18 heroes in the Sui and Tang Dynasties."

"... no wonder it''s so good! What''s the matter with the song army? The song army who fought with us is simply vulnerable."

"That''s the man sent by the ancestors of song Huizong to avenge his grandson. From this point of view, you are not as good as song Huizong. Your family has only two generations from father to son, and your family background is not good."

Jin Wushu sighed and said, "you just tell me once. What are the ways of the yuan army and the Ming army?"

I hesitated and said: "I shouldn''t have told you more about this. The yuan army is the group of ragged but exceptionally brave men and horses in the north of you, also known as the Mongols. In the future, they will wipe out all the troops in your Jin State, including Xixia and Southern Song Dynasty, and establish a greatly unified country, that is, the Yuan Dynasty. As for the Ming Dynasty, you don''t need to know too well. He is the one who flies garbage to you every day Thanks to our cannons. "

Jin Wushu looked ashen and said, "will the yuan army destroy us? How many years will our great Jin State last?"

I didn''t expect that my historical level still had the opportunity to literacy for others. I casually said: "not a few years, anyway, in the history book, you just bullied song Huizong and left the place names. Moreover, you didn''t beat down all the rivers and mountains of the Song Dynasty. There are still half of the shares of others in the south."

Jin Wushu smiled bitterly: "why do you work all your life? Since you will be driven back to Liaodong sooner or later, why do we have to come?"

I said, "you can''t be too negative. Think like you. Even if no one beats you, you''ll die anyway. Will society still make progress?"

Jin Wushu, as I said, was calm and calm, mixed with despair and great enlightenment. It was estimated that Xuanzang would push him here and become a Buddha directly. He straightened his armor and said weakly, "I have made up my mind, so I''ll go back to Liaodong to hunt and collect ginseng. I won''t take a step in the original place all my life."

I hurriedly said, "I told you for nothing. I''ve been talking to you for so long that I let you stay."

Jin Wu Shu asked me with a trill: "why?"

I stood up and walked back and forth on the ground, dancing and saying, "because history is history, it''s like a sugarcane. This is the head and that is the tail. In the middle, it means that you should stay in the Northern Song Dynasty for a few years. If you want to go, it''s like cutting off this sugarcane, and we all have to finish it."

Jin Wushu said angrily, "I see. You want us to use Da Jin as a stepping stone. We won''t do it!"

I pointed to his nose and said, "Why are you so selfish? Who is not a stepping stone in the alternation of dynasties in history?"

Jin Wushu shook his head like a cunning two-way peddler of cabbage and said, "don''t do it, don''t do it anyway."

What the hell? I was in a hurry to rob others, but now I quit mobilization. Those who know understand that I''m letting them enter the Central Plains. Those who don''t know think I forced good people into prostitution.

I begged, "if you have something to say, just don''t go."

Jin Wushu said coldly, "what if I don''t do it?"

I can''t help it anymore. "You have to do it if you don''t do it! Are the Ming army''s cannons powerful? I tell you, there are thousands of times and tens of thousands of times more powerful than this. In our Dynasty, I made such a big thing (with my arms) and threw it over. All 800000 of you have to reimburse. Do you believe it, have you heard of the original bullets of nuclear weapons?"

Jin Wushu was stunned for a moment, then crossed his legs and said with a sneer: "I believe what you said, but you also said that you would be finished without us. Come on, get such a big thing and throw it over. Kill us all. I''ll see what you do?"

"Yo -" I looked at Jin Wu Shu in surprise. Chuckled: "I didn''t expect to meet green skin today!"

Jin Wushu shook his legs triumphantly and smiled silently.

Tong Yuan muttered, "virtue!"

As soon as I turned my eyes, I pulled Tong Yuan and Jin Wushu and said, "don''t be complacent. See this sister, strictly speaking, she is also a real woman. My book said that the real woman destroyed the Northern Song Dynasty, but I didn''t say how many people. If you want to commit two more strokes, I''ll really kill all your people. Let this sister replace song Huizong alone, and we''ll do the same with her!"

Jin Wushu sat up straight and said angrily and helplessly, "how can there be such a despicable person as you in this world?"

I laughed and said, "just for this sentence, you and song Huizong must have a common topic." So did song Huizong.

I saw that Jin Wushu had softened down, patted him on the shoulder and said softly, "don''t do this. It''s not to make you smile. Besides, you still owe me a favor. Have you forgotten?"

Jin Wushu said, "what do I owe you?"

I pointed to his nose and said, "how ugly did you call my daughter-in-law?"

Jin Wushu immediately wilted and said weakly, "what do you want?"

I said, "Song Huizong is in Taiyuan. Tomorrow, all three representatives will go to the city and hold a ceremony. The north of the Song Dynasty will belong to you. Then you will take song Huizong and his son to your five countries for a walk. Let''s even this matter."

Jin Wushu bowed his head and said, "what''s left, just wait for the Mongols to beat us?"

I smiled and said, "you''re dead. What else do you fight? When the Mongols come, you''ll be over. Let''s get together and break up. A harmonious society."

Jin Wushu sighed: "it''s the only way."

I put the bear on his shoulder, patted him, and then said in an old-fashioned way, "come on, young man, tragedy is more infectious. Don''t you want to be a hero? Your people will always remember your benefits."

Jin Wushu murmured, "I prefer others to be remembered."

I said with a smile, "well, let''s go. Later, you can send someone to me to get relief food for one night. Let''s turn fighting into friendship."

Jin Wushu stupidly sent us out of the account. As soon as we got on the horse, he suddenly grabbed my reins as if he couldn''t figure out any major problems and said, "ah, no, in that case, why are you looking for millions of people around me? Don''t worry about me. Haven''t I taken Zhao Ji now?"

I was confused for a while, and then I shouted, "who told you to catch my wife and my cousin?"

Jin Wushu''s expression was like being shocked by hundreds of thousands of volts. First it was stiff, then it was paralyzed, and then he muttered to himself with chagrin: "I''m so stupid, really, I didn''t think this war was really only for those two women."

I said, "it''s not. Isn''t it that many people die less?"

Jin Wushu cried with tears: "but I didn''t die at all!"

I said with a smile, "there are no undead people in war? See you tomorrow!"

When we returned to the coalition camp, there was already a lot of jubilation. The soldiers knew that their efforts had won phased victory and were encouraged. The steamed stuffed bun was surrounded by Liangshan heroes. She was happily telling her experiences and feelings during the half month of her captivity. She also said that she had tried to dig a channel to escape, so she put the table at the hole in the ground, The excavated soil is evenly sprinkled on the outside while the wind is blowing every day. Unfortunately, I gave up after digging less than 2 cm. The reason is that considering that my stomach will be bigger and bigger, the hole dug now will not be used in a few months

I squeezed in and said, "don''t be ashamed. Even if your waist is as thin as an ant, who do you think can dig the hole if you want to?" From the place where she and Li Shishi lived to the territory of the coalition army, at least several miles. If we really succeed, the subway in our city will be directly handed over to her to dig. I asked, "where''s the teacher?"

Steamed stuffed bun vaguely pointed to a tent and said, "we are telling each other our true feelings."

I went to the door and listened. There was nothing unusual inside. Then I went in. Sure enough, the two were holding each other and crying and laughing. Jin Shaoyan took a knife in his hand and cut the cowhide for Master Li one by one. When they saw that it was me, they stopped temporarily, I hurriedly said, "you are busy, you are busy. I''ll stand guard for you. Shaoyan, if you still have the mind after the cowhide steak, don''t use a knife for the clothes inside. Our coalition army doesn''t have women''s clothes." Li Shishi spat in shame.

In the evening, the coalition lit bonfires for countless times for unprecedented celebrations. Jin Wushu sent a small team with shy eyebrows and eyes to receive relief with us. Since everyone''s meaning has been reconciled, I will give enough rations for 800000 people a day. I insisted on giving only 300000 people, and then explained to them: "before it is completely finished, you can''t let ya''s Jin Wushu eat and have strength!" Everyone laughed: "Xiaoqiang is too bad."

Of course, some people are happy and others are worried about everything. Tang Long is very depressed when he hears that he will not fight - he has developed a new Qin crossbow that can hit the center of Jinying: terracotta warriors and horses No. 6.