I have a headache. I''m depressed. I pull my hair down one by one, but that also has an advantage. At that time, if I really want to borrow 8 million troops, it will be too easy. Basically, I don''t need to bother others. I''ll find yingpangzi No. 1 to No. 5 and a few Xiang Yu.

Fortunately, I have another advantage, that is, I don''t think about the problems I can''t figure out. It''s either a scientist or a psychopath. I''m obviously not up to grade, otherwise I don''t have to be looked down upon by old accountant Xiang. Now the old guy often takes double-digit and double-digit multiplication to make it difficult for me.

After the steamed stuffed bun and Mr. Li were rescued, the couple stuck their feet in the fat man''s place. Jin Shaoyan began to travel between the two places after spending his honeymoon with Mr. Li. Because the military road was closed, I had to drive to pick him up every time. The boy was grateful every time and said he was going to give me a gift. I don''t know what he can give me except money, I saw more new things from different dynasties than he did. If I had to send a big bag to shoot a special documentary for me, my level seemed to be a little insufficient. As a result, more than a month later, he gave me two tickets for the premiere of mobilization of the whole army and a round-trip ticket to and from Hong Kong. Fang Zhenjiang, Tong Yuan and XiuXiu also had all of them, but it was inconvenient for the steamed stuffed bun to have a big stomach, Some time ago, all Yucai people dropped out of class and didn''t have time, so we simply agreed to watch the live broadcast in Yucai''s school cinema.

At the premiere, it was called a gathering of stars. Anyway, the stars who had been in the magazine five times a year, whether positive or negative, semi naked or naked, basically arrived. Among the directors, those with "little" names, those with beards, those who like to shoot martial arts and those who like to fly pigeons in the church have basically arrived. Even those who sit in the last row with their backs to the spittoon have won three Golden Bear awards.

After a series of star repercussions and song and dance performances, the curtain slowly opened, the dots flickered on the black-and-white screen, and soldiers and generals dressed in all kinds of armor charged, injured and died silently and quickly. A fan Gang general with two mink tails on the edge of a helmet raised his hand with a stubborn and crazy expression - the film was launched against a background similar to a World War II documentary.

The plot narrative part of the film does not indicate when this happened. In short, a modern youth fell in love with an ancient woman. After this part was cleverly spliced, it did not make people feel mysterious at all. It seems that the love between two young people is such a simple and natural thing, just like the love between young people in two cities.

But as soon as the picture turned, general mink helmets with leprosy appeared. He commanded the men and horses to plunder the land of the woman''s country crazily, and the girl was also involved in the war. The young man who lost his lover worked hard sadly and calmly to save the girl. He took great pains to find the monarchs of various dynasties and asked them to send troops to save people. His story was sometimes sad, sometimes angry, sometimes full of humor and wit. Finally, eight strong countries sent troops to the girl''s Dynasty through the time tunnel. A total of 3 million soldiers surrounded the leprosy general under a city called "Taiyuan". Exhausted all kinds of insidious and strange ways to destroy and torture the leprosy general''s army and will, and the general had to compromise at last

During the screening of the whole film, the audience was silent. It was not that these big audiences deliberately gave Jin Shao face - they were caught by labor like nails attracted by magnets. No one can say what style and theme this film should belong to. Its first part was warm and beautiful, and then gradually heavy, This heaviness reached its extreme after the heroine was captured, and the style changed suddenly. The 3 million strong divisions of the multinational force and the leprosy general have fought life and death for many times in a confined area. If someone looks at it from here, he will definitely think it is an unprecedented war film. In the later stage, the leprosy general is unable to fight again and refuses to surrender. The coalition forces try all kinds of bad ideas to torture him and make the audience laugh: tons of domestic garbage fall from the sky, On the dead and numb head. On the billboard used by the leprosy general to enforce military discipline, there are even two wet condoms (someone plagiarized my creativity)... From here, this is another anti war film with black humor style.

When the heroine was rescued near the end of the film, many people at the scene shouted in surprise: "it''s Mr. Li! She''s back!"

This is not to say that Jin Shaoyan''s guests know that Li Shishi is Li Shishi. That''s the stage name used by Li Shishi in the last film "the legend of Li Shishi" (later renamed "Li Shishi"). Since the film became popular half the world, journalists have been looking for the trace of Li Shishi like leprosy. Now, one of the most talented women in the world is back again, and even these stars and directors are deeply excited.

Unfortunately, the ending of the film is too vulgar. The hero and heroine hug, kiss and finish. I was so angry that I stood in the Yucai small theater and jumped and said, "what''s the matter? It''s over? At least you can make a scene of the sunset or the feathers floating away, and the two gnawed --" steamed stuffed bun scolded me: "sit down! Take pictures if you have the ability."

At this time, Tong Yuan suddenly stood up and said loudly, "look, look, there''s me!"

I wondered, "where are you?"

I followed her hand and saw that the first one on the slowly rising production list was photography, Tong Yuan. XiuXiu''s name followed. XiuXiu screamed. Qin Qiong said with a smile, "sit down quickly. Just having a name is so happy. I was still showing my face in there just now. Did you see it?"

When he said this, all the people shouted, "and I and I, do you see it, where..."

Sure enough, the names of the co stars in the back, Qin Qiong, Mu Huali, Wu Yong and Hu 121, were also listed. I waved desperately and said, "be quiet and quiet. See whose name his director hangs?"

Then there was a long blank, and finally flashed a few incomparably huge words: general director, producer, Xiao Qiang.

I said with a smile, "see, I''m the Lord!" Then I curled my lips and said, "if you don''t say to hang up early, the audience won''t hit my name until the audience is over."

I proudly said to the steamed stuffed bun, "see, your husband took it."

The steamed stuffed bun said, "didn''t you know he was going to hang your name?"

I said with a smile: "almost. Didn''t Jin Shaoyan complete this set when he gave a gift to the teacher last time? I don''t think he has anything new."

Suddenly, everyone booed

At the premiere, there was also a lot of excitement. The stars began to look around for the guy named Xiao Qiang. There was such a big production that the director and producer worked together. No matter how big the wrist was, Jin Shaoyan stood up and smiled to signal the stars to be quiet, Then he explained: "director Xiao is not a person in our industry. The only thing I can reveal is that he is currently in an important position. In order not to disturb his normal life, we decided to keep all his information confidential for the time being." There was a sad sigh below.

I danced and said, "boy, you''re not kind. What''s the secret? Just tell them, especially Ziyi, Xiaowei and Zhilin..." the steamed stuffed bun said coldly: "don''t you still like Zhixian?" I hurried and sat down.

Later, I heard from Jin Shaoyan that after the show ended, many directors stayed. Their only requirement was to play it again from the beginning. In particular, several directors who were good at shooting big scenes chased him and asked me for my contact information. Jin Shaoyan said that it was the first time he saw such fanatical and pious eyes from these people''s eyes.

Of course, I know this better than anyone else. It''s useless for them to find me, because the 3 million people in the film are real 3 million people. It''s useless for you to use high technology. To put it bluntly, even if Hollywood Bollywood cooperates and loses all its wealth, it can''t afford to hire so many mass actors - 30 yuan a day doesn''t cost much. Can they give 3 million people a pair of armor? Can you find hundreds of thousands of horses? Ten thousand steps back, they have done all this. Do they dare to let these millions of people really die?

Not modestly speaking, the war scenes in "general mobilization of the whole army" are definitely the most shocking, luxurious, real and... In history! Although Tong Yuan and XiuXiu took two large sections with their mobile phones, they were blurred and the lens swayed when they were released, but these two sections have the highest replay rate. It interprets the cruelty and authenticity of the war in a new way of shooting, giving people a very realistic feeling of the sneak camera in the real-time interview column, Even a film critic said: I think the Oscar winner should be awarded to the photographer of the whole army. There is a scene of war. Through the movement of the lens, I can almost feel his hidden fear.

This guy is generally right, but it''s not the wandering of the lens, but the trembling of XiuXiu

The general mobilization of the whole army was released on an ordinary day not close to May Day and not close to the new year. Three quarters of the earth''s more than 6 billion people were filled with tears and thrilled. Unfortunately, it failed to include all the Oscar Awards, the best art director and the best music editing. There was no way. Who made our scene too big, Ordinary people understand that the bigger the scene of a film, the farther away from art.

As for Jin Shaoyan, the boy made a lot of money. All those who had participated in the "shooting" got a lot of money. Tong Yuan and Fang Zhenjiang used the money to decorate their duplex villa with incomparable delicacy and luxury. All specifications were saved by King Dajin, the identity of Tong Yuan.