I said with a smile, "why don''t you go back and bring your mother tiger."

    Liu Bang said, "it''s not bad enough. That woman can''t live anywhere. I''m sorry for brother Ying."

    Hua Mulan said with a smile, "I''m not single, too?"

    Xiang Yu said, "that''s what you don''t want to find." He said to us, "it''s amazing. We stayed at Mulan''s house for a day. Her old comrades in arms went to visit them for more than 20 minutes. Although they said they were visiting their comrades in arms, who can''t see why they went. They dressed like grooms."

    Steamed stuffed bun asked Hua Mulan, "don''t you have a favorite?"

    Hua Mulan blushed: "you listen to brother Xiang''s nonsense."

    Yu Ji said, "sister Hua''s eyes should be high. Don''t you know that she is now the Vice Marshal of the Northern Wei Dynasty."

    Hua Mulan waved and said, "it''s just a virtual job."

    I nodded and said, "it''s really hard to find. It''s very difficult for female masters and doctors to choose a spouse, not to mention the female Marshal?"

    Hua Mulan stared at me and said, "that steamed stuffed bun is still a big Sima."

    I looked up and smiled: "she has been in bed with me for two years before she became a big Sima. If she dares to change people, she has to ask Bao Gong''s guillotine first."

    The steamed stuffed bun said, "don''t say you''re so pathetic. Your status is not low. You''ll kill me with Duke Bao? If we want to leave, we have to be a celebrity divorced. It''s better to tell Lao Yanfei to give up his personal life for his career."

    Liu Bang said, "when will you two fly apart?" He was scolded by everyone.

    Liu Bang also said: "Mulan''s personal problem, if you want to say that the status of the men present is not low, it''s a pity that they have been locked up - eh, doesn''t Ke Zi have no object?"

    We all focused on Er Sha. Er Sha was carefully peeling off a cooked crab stick. Suddenly, he felt that the atmosphere was wrong. He looked up at us and said, "why?"

    Liu Bang smiled and pointed to Hua Mulan and said to him, "Kezi, look how beautiful Mulan is. How about being your girlfriend?" Hua Mulan also wanted to know what Er silly would say and looked at him with a smile.

    The second fool looked at Hua Mulan and resolutely shook his head. Everyone was surprised. To say that Hua Mulan in women''s clothes was as beautiful as Yu Ji and Li Shishi, the fool couldn''t see her at all. We all asked, "why?"

    The second fool stuffed the crab stick into his mouth and said, "everyone is Xiaoqiang''s customer. Rabbits don''t eat nest grass." The crowd was overwhelmed for a moment.

    At this time, there was a sound of cars and horses at the door. Jin Shaoyan came back in a copper car and horse. He jumped out of the carriage. The servants of the Xiao family hurried forward to greet him. Jin Shaoyan handed the reins in his hand and said, "the horse has finished walking. The car should be cleaned." By the way, I stuffed a handful of round square hole money.

    The servant said respectfully, "thank you very much."

    ... I finally know why the servant asked me if I wanted to clean the car. Dare you, it''s really not free.

    The steamed stuffed bun asked us, "who''s here?"

    Liu Bang said with a smile, "the rabbit is back." Li Shishi spat at him with a red face.

    Jin Shaoyan was stunned as soon as he entered the house, and then said happily, "brother Qiang, steamed stuffed bun, brother Yu and sister-in-law... Are you all here?" He was so excited that he came to meet and hug everyone one by one. Then he naturally found a seat next to Mr. Li. Before sitting down, he kissed Mr. Li on his forehead. All the men whistled and the women laughed. Two silly slowly put a chopstick meat into his mouth, and his other hand timely blocked Xiao Hu Hai''s eyes

    Liu Bang said reluctantly, "Jin Shaoyan not only ate our nest grass, but also ate it in front of us. Is he worthy of him if he doesn''t kill him?"

    Xiang Yu and the fat man came to Jin Shaoyan''s nose with a big bowl of wine pestle and shouted, "drink!"

    Jin Shaoyan repeatedly begged for mercy and said, "don''t you, brother, isn''t this very normal?"

    Fat Ying said, "it''s normal when you play (that), but it''s immoral when you''re hungry."

    After all, Yu Ji and Xiao Huan are women with traditional thinking, and their faces are blushing. Fortunately, no outsiders, they also followed the coax.

    Jin Shaoyan said with a bitter face, "well, I recognize the punishment." Then he took a bowl of wine and sighed, "Hey, it''s easy to change an era, but it''s difficult to change a tradition."

    I cried, "what''s the matter with tradition? This is the national condition."

    Jin Shaoyan was filled by us as soon as he entered the door. He was dizzy and sat down. Liu Bang said, "let you gnaw at our nest grass again."

    Qin Shihuang waved his hand and said, "everyone should (don''t) run on Xiao Jin. If he wants to bite behind his back, he has a chance."

    As a party, Li Shishi was always embarrassed to speak. At this time, he couldn''t help saying, "bah. I always thought brother Ying was a good man!"

    Hu Hai was full first. The child couldn''t sit still. He ran to the ground and asked steamed stuffed bun, "aunt, when can my little brother play with me?"

    The steamed stuffed bun looked at me and stopped. Finally, he said, "we really should bring the baby elephant. Can we get together so much in the future?"

    I winked at her, but no one else saw anything. Only Mr. Li glanced deeply. At this meeting, the men had enough and talked together. There seemed to be a lot of topics about steamed stuffed buns and Yu Ji. The two pregnant women together was not simply a problem that one plus one was greater than two, but a problem that two plus two was greater than four

    I brought a glass of wine to Qin Shihuang and asked, "brother Ying, do you have any difficulties?"

    The fat man said, "it''s not enough to touch SA (nothing), just silk (yes) and bear swish (hands)."

    I nodded. In the sequence of emperors, Qin Shihuang''s task is relatively heavy. Other people usually have nothing to do as long as they fight down the rivers and mountains. He has to build two major projects, the great wall and the underground imperial mausoleum, in addition to the unification of the six countries. Since the Qin army came back from the Northern Song Dynasty last time, its weapons and war skills have been upgraded a lot. The unification war is no big problem, However, the population and productivity of the state of Qin are limited. After all, it is not so simple to think about completing so many things.

    Liu Bang said, "are you in charge of food? As long as you are in charge of food, I''ll find tens of thousands of people to work for you. There''s a disaster in Shandong. I''m worried about how to settle these victims."

    Qin Shihuang said, "I''ll give you money when you''re hungry."

    Liu Banghong raised his face and said, "Xiaoqiang, you can open that soldier way again. I''ll get people now."

    I said, "forget it. It''s best not to string dynasties too close. What should a 20-year-old father call his 30-year-old son when he meets him?"

    Xiang Yu kept teasing little Hu hai to play. At this time, he whispered to me, "by the way, Xiaoqiang, I''ve always wanted to ask you - will this little guy meet another Xiang Yu when he grows up?"

    My head was as big as a fight. I waved my hand and said, "don''t ask me. I don''t know." Seeing that Qin Wuyang is almost a year old, will he stab Qin again after he goes back? If he stabs, will it be yingpang in front of him or yingpang No. 2? I still haven''t figured out this question. Now Xiang Yu has thrown me a new proposition: will Hu Hai repeat the fate of Qin II when he grows up

    Just then, the phone in my arms suddenly vibrated, and I glanced at the caller ID. It was Liu Laoliu. My heart was cold. I was going not to answer it. Liu Bang said, "why don''t you answer it? The little secretary will hit the ground for you?"

    This sentence attracted the attention of steamed stuffed bun. As soon as she saw my face, she knew whose phone it was. She stood up stiffly and murmured, "won''t it be so fast?" Hua Mulan said, "what''s so fast?"

    I motioned her to sit down, walked to a quiet corner and said, "we can''t go back?"

    Liu Laoliu flustered and said, "it''s not this..."

    My heart finally eased down a little. But the second half of Liu Laoliu''s sentence immediately raised it again: "but it''s a hundred times more serious than this!"

    I said crazily, "what''s up?"

    Liu Laoliu panted and said, "isn''t the Tao of heaven about to return to calm?"

    "Ah, yes, what''s the matter?"

    Liu Laoliu patted his thigh: "the darkness before dawn!"

    "... tell me, what''s the situation? I can stand it." I never expected the old God to come to me for something good, just as I never expected him to ask you for an account to make money when I received a phone fraud.

    Liu Laoliu stammered, "this... This time..."

    I comforted him: "speak slowly, don''t worry."

    Liu Laoliu said, "it''s going to be a long story from the beginning!"

    I put some vermicelli in the hot pot and said, "well, go ahead."

    Liu Laoliu: "... Smelly boy, you''re good at urinating. You''ve stretched your gallstones in your gall?"

    Me: "... You old bastard!"

    Such a "joke", Liu Laoliu finally slowed down a little and said positively, "to make a long story short, this time it''s big. In short, the cause of the incident is that your customers live again after they go back."

    I interrupted him, "heavy work is heavy work. Don''t you have a point list? Basically, if you press that, it won''t change anything?"

    "Yes, it was. But I told you it was the darkness before dawn - the heavenly brother above us didn''t know why he was crazy and began to scan the total population of each dynasty. This is a good phenomenon and a bad phenomenon. It''s the same as the year-end inventory. If the accounts are right, it''s over. If not, we''re over!"

    I said, "how can it be wrong?"

    "Of course not!" Liu Laoliu stressed: "tens of thousands more people than before in the Han Dynasty and the Northern Song Dynasty alone! Other dynasties are not much better."

    "Why?"

    Liu Laoliu said, "don''t you understand? When Xiang Yu beat Liu Bang, he didn''t really have a black hand. Song Jiang and Fang La fought for a long time, and no one died. After Jin Bing took over the Central Plains, he didn''t hurt the people of the Song Dynasty. Do you think there can be no more people?"

    I frowned and said, "isn''t that a good thing?"

    "The way of heaven doesn''t care whether you are good or bad. It just maintains the original order and situation. Now tens of thousands of people come from each dynasty. This guy is going crazy."

    I said unhappily, "this is the wrong way of heaven, isn''t it?" In the past, I had a good impression of Taoist brother. He pressed the magic wands of Liu Laoliu. Our people at the bottom were very relieved. Unexpectedly, it was also a bureaucratic style. My customers, especially high-end talents such as Li Shimin and Zhu Yuanzhang, returned home with richer governance level and more mature and old-fashioned in foreign wars, With the improvement of people''s living standards, of course, many unnecessary deaths have been reduced, and the total population has certainly risen. Is it wrong?

    Liu Laoliu said, "you know it''s not a thing, right? But there''s no way. You have to listen to the words of brother Tiandao. Otherwise, we have to destroy the wheel together." This wheel probably refers to the human axis knocked down by he Tiandou.

    I was worried: "what do you want to do? Let Liu Bang and Jin Wushu kill the extra people?" That Liangshan hero has to work hard with Jin Wushu? As for the Han Dynasty, those victims didn''t have to worry about it, but to be fair, Liu Bang did his duty in the emperor''s job, and he certainly wouldn''t do so.

    Liu Laoliu said, "fortunately, Lao he and I soon worked out countermeasures - of course, it''s mainly me (he Tiandou''s voice by the phone: can you order a face?)."

    "Say, what way?"

    Liu Laoliu said proudly: "according to my observation, Tiandao only scans the number of people corresponding to one dynasty..."

    "What do you mean?"

    "In other words, for example, there should have been 50 people in the Song Dynasty, but now there are 51 people. The extra person will be fine as long as he goes to the Tang Dynasty."

    "... isn''t there one more person in the Tang Dynasty?"

    "People in the Song Dynasty will not be scanned when they arrive in the Tang Dynasty. Yes, they are not people. If there are more people in the Tang Dynasty, they can also go to the Song Dynasty. Isn''t that the end?"

    "What you mean is the same as the above inspection. If a unit has 50 headcounts, check whether these 50 people are on duty. Even if you hire 10000 temporary workers, you won''t ask?"

    Liu Laoliu smiled and said, "either we find you as a temporary worker in Tianting. Our brain is much better than that of a staffed person like Lao he!"