So, Seijuro had to suffer through his sensei squeezing him through her tits.

Also yes, he said suffering — he couldn't even breathe in that stuff. Truly felt like hell on earth.

Anyway, they had made a simple plan for Hanzo the Salamander.

Seijuro wouldn't directly join them in the fight. He just needed to catch the man in a Kyōka Suigetsu.

He did make sure to gather as much Sage Mode energy as he could.

As he was waiting, he was gathering as much sage energy as was humanly possible to gather.

Meanwhile, Hanzo was putting belt to ass on the Konoha shinobi he was facing.

He was up against like six goddamn platoons of Konoha shinobi. However, his biggest threat stood across from him — three of Konoha's finest.

Orochimaru. Jiraiya. Tsunade.

The future Legendary Sannin.

A title they would get after he beat their asses.

"So... this is the best Konoha has to offer," Hanzo murmured. "I am disappointed."

He reached behind his back — and unsheathed his scythe.

"Summoning Jutsu!"

BOOM.

In a flash of smoke, Gamabunta appeared, pipe in mouth and blade in hand.

"Oi, Jiraiya! You better not get me killed today!"

Jiraiya grinned. "Wouldn't dream of it, Boss!"

"Summoning Jutsu!"

THWAAAAAAM.

A massive serpent erupted beside Orochimaru, scales glistening like obsidian glass. The great snake hissed and snarled, coiling.

Tsunade, chakra swirling around her fists, didn't summon yet. She was saving Katsuyu for when the wounds came. For now — her fists were enough.

She blurred forward — her punch cratering the bridge under Hanzo's feet.

Hanzo flickered away in a misty blur. His rebreather hissed again.

"Bakuton: Hibashira no Jutsu!" (Blast Style: Pillar of Fire)

Orochimaru slammed his hand to the ground. A column of volatile detonation surged toward Hanzo — but the man countered with a Water Style wall, then moved in a blink.

"Suiton: Dangan Sōdatsu!" (Water Style: Bullet Clash Barrage)

Upon noticing this, Jiraiya, trying to flex too fine, used a jutsu where he fired dozens of compressed water bullets from Gamabunta's mouth, hammering the air in overlapping shockwaves.

Hanzo backflipped midair — dodging all of it.

The man began to use poison once more.

And only then did Tsunade summon Lady Katsuyu.

Her Hundred Healing Seal was activated — she was ready for this.

She was so freaking ready for this.

But first, she needed a distraction.

Hanzo's salamander surged from underground, trying to snap at Tsunade. She dodged — and slammed its face into the steel wall, sending it crashing back down.

Orochimaru had Manda try to restrain that damn beast.

Hanzo skidded back.

"This is troublesome," he murmured.

Yet, he didn't care. He would win.

The man began using Wind Jutsu, in order to spread the effect of his poison even farther than before.

Orochimaru, Tsunade, and Jiraiya were pushed to the brink.

For three damn hours, the fight went on, draining the man of every ounce of his will. By this point, practically Konoha's whole squadron was gone — it was only those three left.

Hanzo, noticing this, would ask them their names. Upon receiving them, he would crown them with the title of Sannin.

As those words left his mouth—

Just a flicker.

A shard of broken glass bounced along the floor — catching the light.

It shattered.

Hanzo blinked.

Hanzo's POV (Under Kyōka Suigetsu)

The world warped.

To him, the battle surged into a new direction — his mind registering the three Sannin rushing toward him, casting massive jutsu, forcing him on the defensive.

Each movement was calculated.

Each strike — lethal.

He countered with near-perfect grace.

He was... holding his own.

He still didn't get how those Konoha shinobi were holding their own against him. They should have been crushed long ago.

Reality (Everyone Else's POV)

Hanzo stood still.

Completely unmoving.

His rebreather hissed, but he made no defensive gesture. No jutsu. No commands.

He just stood there — expression blank.

"You sure took your sweet-ass time," Jiraiya said, gasping for air. For fuck's sake, his reserves were running on empty...

Hey... was the boy in Sage Mode? Wow. He just wanted to flex like that.

"I needed Hanzo to drop his guard. During the whole fight with you three, I managed to save 60% of the squadron. Since Hanzo was focused on you all, I waited for him to have his guard down before using this genjutsu — which takes a while to build up," Seijuro explained about as calmly as one man could.

Well now, with the man under hypnosis, Seijuro looked at Tsunade.

Tsunade didn't hesitate.

She shot into the air, chakra surging into her fist.

"SHANNARO!!!"

The punch landed square into Hanzo's chest — a wet, meaty crunch echoing through the battlefield. The bridge shuddered beneath them.

CRRRRAAACK.

Bones snapped.

Seijuro's eyes twitched slightly.

Jiraiya seemed to be getting vivid flashbacks as the punch landed — as if to say, jeez, that was almost me.

Somehow... someway, the man was still moving. How the fuck does one tank a full-power punch from Tsunade? How...?

Hanzo stumbled back, eyes blinking.

He tried to counter — but his breath caught.

His body began to leak a thick, purple mist.

"Tch. You think... this is enough...?"

The poison swirled out of his cloak, enveloping the causeway in a noxious haze.

Behind him, his salamander roared back to its feet, belching a poisonous fog to match its master.

Seijuro tapped both Jiraiya and Orochimaru back, and since Tsunade was behind him, this worked good enough.

Before using a Shunpo/Flying Raijin mix, he teleported them away — while leaving behind shadow clones of themselves for Hanzo to kill or some shit.

A/N The Sannin scene was added there, just so they get their title, that it, I was planning on changing their monicker to the sages of Konoha, but Orochimaru is not a sage energy user and while Tsunade could be one, Orochimaru try to learn it and fail....so yeah.

If it bug you it still happen, its heh, Seijuro is not a stagnant mc, so canon event wont stay the same, he will affect the plot instead of just being here to be op and not change shit, I am sure by this point, you have realise how much the plot has changed now.

Since Hanzo is like 100% dying I see no reason to keep him alive, well the people with braincells will get what that mean, if you not in that group, well just wish one of them left a comment behind explaining it. [hint....Yahiko]

P/s my computer is out of commission for a bit so chapter for hollow story will be delayed a bit since i can't write shit.