Liu Zixuan came out of Liu Ruyan's room and went directly to Jiang Yiyi's room, skipping the knocking and greeting. He went straight to the bedroom.

Seeing Jiang Yiyi still sound asleep, Liu Zixuan's eyes darted around as he tiptoed to the mirror and pulled out all of Jiang Yiyi's makeup.

He picked out an eyeliner from the pile, and then grabbed a red lipstick!

The corners of Liu Zixuan's mouth lifted slightly as he muttered to himself, "Jiang Yiyi, you were so smug yesterday. I want to see how smug you are today!"

With that, he began to use the eyeliner to demonstrate his art skills on Jiang Yiyi's face. To be honest, the drawing was so remarkable, so striking, so... absolutely awful!

He was just imagining and scribbling randomly over Jiang Yiyi's beautiful face. After a flurry of activity, Liu Zixuan took a deep breath and looked over.

Quite satisfied, he laughed a little, put everything back in place, and swaggered out of the room!

He completely forgot about fixing the plumbing!

As he left the room, Liu Ruyan had already gotten up, and although she'd been disturbed by Liu Zixuan earlier, she still had to get up and cook!

Seeing Liu Zixuan coming out so quickly, she frowned and asked, "Finished so quickly?"

"Finished what?"

"Fixing the plumbing! What were you doing in there?" Liu Ruyan asked suspiciously.

Liu Zixuan slapped his forehead, having forgotten all about it while pranking Jiang Yiyi. He couldn't go back in now; what if Jiang Yiyi woke up suddenly!

He grinned, "Well... the problem's a bit bigger, I need to buy some parts to fix it!"

Saying this, Liu Zixuan sat on the sofa, casually picked up the newspaper beside him and started reading it, his smile unable to be hidden!

"Did you do something to Yiyi again? Why are you smiling so wickedly?" Liu Ruyan asked while making soy milk.

Liu Zixuan responded unhappily, "Dear wife, that's unfair. A man as upright as me, my smile is charming, it's very appealing. How could you call it wicked? But speaking of which, I did come up with something!"

"What?"

"Women are natural-born artists!" Liu Zixuan said seriously, stroking his chin.

This piqued Liu Ruyan's curiosity. She put down the soy milk and sat beside Liu Zixuan, curiously asking, "How are women artists?"

"Well, even if a woman is plain, after some makeup, she's a whole new person!"

"And then?" Liu Ruyan asked again.

"And then I concluded that an ordinary woman with good makeup is a beauty, but if a beauty's makeup is messed up, well, that's a joke!" In his mind, Liu Zixuan visualized Jiang Yiyi's face with the makeup art, feeling extremely happy!

Liu Ruyan furrowed her brows, "What's wrong with you this morning? Why so strangely excited?"

She couldn't fathom what was going on with Liu Zixuan's reckless words!

...

About half an hour later, little Doudou came out of her room, sleepily greeted Liu Zixuan and the others, mumbled something, and sat down at the dining table!

"Ruyan sis, when will breakfast be ready? I'm so hungry!"

You have to admire a woman's ability to learn. When Liu Zixuan first met Liu Ruyan, she couldn't even cook. Now the whole family enjoys her delicious meals. How long has it been!

Truly a model wife and mother!

Liu Ruyan smiled, "Almost ready! You go and call Yiyi out!"

"No need to call."

At this moment, Jiang Yiyi suddenly walked out of her room.

However, when she appeared before everyone, Liu Ruyan was stunned, Doudou was shocked, and Liu Zixuan burst out laughing!

"Hahahaha!"

Liu Zixuan expressed all the laughter he had been holding back, laughing extravagantly!

"Have you gone crazy?" Jiang Yiyi said irritably.

Liu Zixuan nodded, "Yeah, did forget to take my medicine. Let me go back to my room to take it, you guys chat!"

Liu Zixuan quickly jumped up from the sofa and dashed into his room, locking the door behind him!

Just seconds later, a piercing scream erupted from the living room!

"Liu Zixuan, I'm going to kill you!"

"Bang bang bang!"

Shortly after, Jiang Yiyi came to Liu Zixuan's room, pounding fiercely on the door with her fists!

"Come out here, or else, I'm not letting this go!"

Liu Zixuan, holding a cigarette, called out calmly from inside, "One, two, three! I've said it, can we let it go now?"

"You!"

Jiang Yiyi's face flushed, irritated, "If you dare come out today, I'll kill you!"

"Ruyan sister, do you think Yiyi sister will really kill brother Zixuan?" Doudou cautiously walked over to Liu Ruyan and whispered.

Liu Ruyan was momentarily stunned but nodded, "Can't really say, since eyeliner and lipstick on her face are hard to wash off."

"Brother Zixuan really enraged Yiyi sister this time!" Doudou pouted, "Why don't we eat first, the scene later might be unbearable!"

"Sounds good to me!" Liu Ruyan and little Doudou quickly sat down at the table and started breakfast.

They finished quickly, changed clothes, and Liu Ruyan said to Jiang Yiyi, "Uh… you guys continue, I'm off to take Doudou to school!"

With that, they walked out of the apartment.

"Well, brother Zixuan definitely can't escape this time. I can't believe he'd draw something so atrocious on such a pretty face! If it were me, I'd go mad!" Doudou said, looking towards Liu Zixuan's room.

"Tell me about it!" Liu Ruyan said exasperatedly, "I wondered why he was smiling like that coming out of Yiyi's room in the morning, turns out he did this!"

Doudou turned towards Liu Zixuan's direction, clasped her hands together, and murmured, "Brother Zixuan, may heaven protect you. Ruyan sister and I can't help you now!"

"The heavens are indeed looking out for me!"

Just as the two were about to turn and get in the car, Liu Zixuan suddenly walked up from the side, cigarette in mouth, hands in pockets, looking very relaxed!

"How... how did you get out?" Liu Ruyan and Doudou asked in surprise.

"We only live on the second floor." Liu Zixuan waved them off, "Alright, let Yiyi vent at home, I'll take you guys."

There's no way Liu Zixuan would stay home getting yelled at by Jiang Yiyi, especially when Crazy Zhou was hosting lunch!