CHAPTER 162: CHAPTER 140: FIRED UP, SURPASSING THE LIMITS OF THE SPHINCTER!

What’s the hardest escape room in the world?

Lin Li has experienced it. Ranked first is lying in bed with a fully charged phone, and not wanting to use the bathroom at all, yet needing to escape to the outdoors where the temperature is below 0 degrees Celsius.

And ranked second is right now.

Lin Li is furious.

He’s angry at himself and Bai Bufan for not stopping this guy from stuffing everything into his mouth just now.

It turns out it’s not Baowei’s toilet that’s going to suffer, but themselves!

Digests way too fast!

Lin Li regrets using [Healing] yesterday; otherwise, maybe touching Baowei’s butt now could alleviate his symptoms.

Unfortunately, some things are lost once missed.

"Let me out, let me out!" Wang Ze screams from the depths of his soul.

Lin Li opens the cable car window to let the smell disperse as much as possible and points to the window saying to Wang Ze, "The space is enough for you to crawl out, go ahead."

Wang Ze: "..."

You son of a bitch.

He wants to get out, but not in that way.

"At a time like this, you’re still joking around! Is this really the time for jokes?" Wang Ze shouts loudly.

"Why are you shouting so loudly? What if you scare the shit out of Baowei!" Lin Li is not overwhelmed at all and shouts even louder.

Wang Ze promptly shuts up and carefully glances at Zhou Baowei, who is still pale.

Everyone is actually quite rational. Despite the shouting, no one is moving around recklessly, knowing that such behavior on a cable car is dangerous.

"Cable car, damn cable car, hurry up! Speed up!" Bai Bufan, face pale, clutches the leather seat tightly, with a hint of plea in his voice.

Cable car: "..."

In reality, there is an emergency button inside the cable car to call staff, but everyone knows, even though the situation may seem urgent now, it’s not truly urgent.

Besides, pressing it might not solve the problem and could easily send Baowei completely off to another planet.

The calmest person in the cable car is Chen Tianming, who hasn’t been shouting the whole time.

A role model for us all.

Lin Li was about to consider him as the backbone but upon checking, saw his phone screen glowing green, the conversation naturally with Yao Qiaoqiao, and the content:

"Chen Tianming: I’m doomed, I’m doomed, I’m doomed!"

"Chen Tianming: I might die!!!"

"Chen Tianming: ..."

So far, Yao Qiaoqiao hasn’t replied.

Humans can’t have a dog as a backbone, so Lin Li dismissively waves his hand. This kid Chen Tianming stinks worse than Baowei’s fart.

Lin Li returned to his original position, sliding towards Bai Bufan, then earnestly asked, "Baowei, can you hold on? There’s about twenty minutes left."

The cable car hasn’t been on its way long.

"I, don’t, know." Zhou Baowei mutters with difficulty, pressing his hands on his stomach, "But I feel like I’m on the brink of shitting."

"Your butt isn’t pointy now, is it? Don’t let it flow, we don’t need that!" Bai Bufan says with a tearful face.

"Hold on! You have to hold on! I’m praying for you right now, you can do it." Zhang Haoyang, slightly religious, folds his hands and starts praying.

But what Lin Li hears sounds more like a chant of passing than praying.

"Yes, yes, Baowei, hang in there! Just twenty minutes, and you can finally let it all out!" Wang Ze quickly chimes in, then adds, "And remember, never believe any fart at this time. It’s all temptation, all traps! Be cautious about a potential explosion!"

"Don’t, say, such words, don’t, don’t say, pull, that word!!" Zhou Baowei screams like a suppressed beast.

The compartment falls silent for a moment.

"Slap!" Wang Ze slaps his own face, desperately remorseful, saying, "Sorry, sorry, sorry, please forgive me!!"

I really deserve to die.

"I declare the cabin has officially entered emergency lockdown! All of you, must speak carefully! Give Baowei the best environment to hold it in!"

Grand Commander Lin has to step up now, and strictly commands.

Everyone immediately goes silent, hardly daring to breathe.

Everyone is extremely tense, feeling like every second is dragging.

"bu——"

At this time, a fart sounds remarkably clear.

Everyone nervously looks at Zhou Baowei, but he shakes his head: "Just, a fart."

Everyone breathes a sigh of relief.

"But, but next time, I, can’t, guarantee." Zhou Baowei grits his teeth.

Everyone’s hearts are up in their throats again.

People try to look for solutions online, but realize it’s all useless fluff with no practicality.

Looking at Zhou Baowei again, his expression has turned somewhat blank, his pupils gradually losing focus.

Feeling that the carousel of life is flashing before his eyes, maybe he’s already been dead for a while.

"Hold on, just ten more minutes, and we’ll reach the shore." Lin Li says with a twisted, fearful face, as Baowei only lets out another fart.

"Ten minutes, I possibly... possibly..." Zhou Baowei’s voice is extremely weak and doesn’t finish the sentence.

When he lifts his head, showing an expression more blazing than a blazing fist, everything is understood without words.

He’s reached his limit.

Can’t make it to the shore.

"Baowei, I have a bag here, black one." Bai Bufan rummages through his bag and finds a bag.

"Poop in this? We carry it down?" Wang Ze asks for Zhou Baowei.

"No, when we get off the cable car, use it to cover your head, so no one knows it was you." Bai Bufan shakes his head.

Wang Ze: "..."

Should Bai Bufan be labeled a genius, or just a genius.

Zhou Baowei turns his head to glare at Bai Bufan.

Although he doesn’t speak, his expression seems like he wants to plant his butt on Bai Bufan’s head.

Time continued to pass.

Zhou Baowei’s forehead and neck were covered in sweat.

"What do I do? I really can’t hold on anymore..." Zhou Baowei’s voice had a noticeable choke, his vision blurred, unsure if it was sweat or tears streaming down his forehead.

Among everyone present, speaking of despair, who could really be more despairing than him?

Everyone feared he would really come out, but he was the one most afraid of really coming out himself.

He was in such agony that he was on the verge of a breakdown.

Once he lost control and the door failed to stay shut, even if everyone present promised not to speak of it, it would still become the nightmare of his life.

"It’s okay, don’t cry." At this moment, Lin Li’s voice was already faint in his ears.

Then suddenly Zhou Baowei felt a sting in his arm, difficultly turning his head to see, only to find Lin Li holding his Pingjiang Warriors medal and pricking his fingertip with its pin.

"The pain might help you relieve a bit." Lin Li said.

Seems like it might?

Not sure.

"Then, keep, pricking." Zhou Baowei was willing to believe any method now, so he responded with difficulty.

Lin Li couldn’t bear to see his brother cry, and neither could everyone else.

Upon noticing Zhou Baowei’s voice breaking into tears, the carriage fell completely silent, Chen Tianming had already put his phone down, and Bai Bufan was anxiously scratching his head, already using his hand to hold a black plastic bag, constantly making gestures, probably planning to deliver the baby already.

"It’ll be fine, Baowei, you think you’ve reached your limit, but humans can push beyond their limits." Lin Li continued to comfort him.

Simultaneously, he smudged the blood from the pin onto the "Limit Breaking Talisman" hidden in his palm.

Sorry, "Limit Breaking Talisman", I didn’t expect your first use to be in this kind of situation, but there’s nothing else we can do now.

Since it said it can break the limits in all aspects, then the sphincter contraction ability and endurance should be no problem, right?

Although the effect lasts only ten minutes, it’s enough.

As for the fifty system currency, I still have over nine hundred in my pocket, I can afford this.

It’s a loss if a brother is played to death so early, at least wait until after the class division when he’s of no use before dying.

The moment the blood latched onto the "Limit Breaking Talisman", it absorbed it completely, slightly discoloring the talisman paper itself.

"Baowei! I just saw a massage technique that might help you relieve and assist you in overcoming your limits!" After saying this, Lin Li got up and placed his hand firmly on Zhou Baowei’s neck, then his hands began to pretend to massage.

"Lin Li, are you crazy! You can’t stimulate him at a time like this!" Bai Bufan was shattered, quickly stepping forward with the bag.

"Oh shit!" Zhou Baowei shouted.

"What’s wrong?" Lin Li was also a bit nervous, having never used the "Limit Breaking Talisman" himself, unsure of how it felt once applied.

"My body’s having a sudden resurgence!"

"... Much better now, I felt it was peaking just now, but now it feels like it’s withdrawing."

Zhou Baowei’s complexion visibly showed more vitality compared to just now.

"Good, good! Hold on, hold on, it’s estimated just five or six minutes now, we can already see the foot of the mountain! Let your sphincter unleash its true potential!" Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief and said passionately.

Lin Li was quite gratified.

What is cultivation for if not to help the aunty’s kids you meet fly... if not for sealing Zhou Baowei’s rear?

"As long as my stomach doesn’t spasm again, I should be fine. I’ll try to hold on." Zhou Baowei nodded and, for the first time in a while, managed to smile again.

The feeling of being saved at such a critical moment was truly wonderful.

"Keep it up! Frequent contracter brother!" Seeing this, Bai Bufan tearfully encouraged.

"Go sphincter!"

"Go anus!"

"Go large intestine!"

Seeing Zhou Baowei smile through his tears, everyone felt relieved and sent their blessings one after another.

"Hmm, I don’t know if it was Lin Li’s massage or if the stomach spasms have ended? Anyway, I really feel a lot better now." Zhou Baowei nodded, even having the leisure to wipe the sweat off his forehead with his arm.

The tense atmosphere gradually relaxed a bit, and the foot of the mountain was getting closer.

The dawn of victory was right before their eyes.

Lin Li also took the opportunity to observe the "Limit Breaking Talisman" during the massage interval.

It has been almost five minutes since it was applied, and the color seems to be fading slowly.

Does the blood completely bind usage to the original owner?

Lin Li curiously peeled it off and stuck it to his arm.

No sensation at all, but—

"It’s coming out, it’s coming out, my stomach’s acting up again, I’m going to lose control, sorry everyone!" Zhou Baowei suddenly sat up straight with a sharp scream.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

This suddenly? No warning signs?

Oh shit! Lin Li hurriedly reapplied the talisman.

"The bag, the bag! Turn your heads, Baowei, just let go!" Bai Bufan already stepped forward too.

"It’s fine now, much better again, this shit seems to be joking with me." Zhou Baowei breathed a sigh of relief, waving towards Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan: "..."

"Are you fucking playing with us, Baowei?" Bai Bufan squinted his eyes.

He suspected that Zhou Baowei himself was the joke here.

Zhou Baowei: "... I really wasn’t, bro, would a guy like me joke about soiling himself? I’m not Xiaohui Jun."

"You better not be." Bai Bufan’s mistrust had reached its peak at this point.

But Zhou Baowei also felt really wronged.

He didn’t know what happened with his body just now, one moment everything was breaking down, the next it was fully revived, able to hold tight again.

The human body is quite miraculous, isn’t it?

Lin Li stared at the talisman on Zhou Baowei’s back, blinking his eyes.

I really want to rip it off again.

Seems like fun.