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The Most Random System

Chapter 164 - 142: Legs or Chest? I choose both.

Author: Fallen Antenna
updatedAt: 2025-09-21

CHAPTER 164: CHAPTER 142: LEGS OR CHEST? I CHOOSE BOTH.

On the return journey, the system didn’t trigger any new tasks.

Also, because Bai Bufan often peeks and spies on me, and even takes off my headphones to listen to what I’m listening to, Lin Li has no way to study at all.

Lin Li made a mental note of this grudge, and he will definitely get back at Bai Bufan tonight.

Having nothing much to do, Lin Li didn’t want to play games or read novels.

The main concern was whether he had enough self-control. Some entertainment activities, if not done for a while, seem like you’ve let them go and have no desire for them. But once you pick them up again, it’s easy to get hooked again.

So Lin Li simply chose to take a nap.

He woke up earlier today than usual, and barely slept at noon, feeling a bit sleepy.

When he woke up with his head leaning against the glass window, he wasn’t leaning toward Chen Yu Ying like last time. Lin Li glanced at her round shoulder, exposed because of her off-shoulder top, unsure if he should feel fortunate or regretful.

"Where are we now?" Rubbing his eyes, Lin Li glanced at his phone. It was already 6 PM, and his stomach was getting a bit hungry, so he asked softly.

"We’ll probably arrive at school in ten minutes; we’ve already left the highway," Chen Yu Ying replied.

"We’re already in Xiling, and the air here really stinks. I still miss the air in Pingjiang; Pingjiang’s air is so fresh and sweet, with a strange luxury to it."

Bai Bufan, who was regularly checking on Lin Li, also chimed in.

"Kid, they don’t issue green cards for Pingjiang here," Lin Li sneered as he looked back.

He pulled open the curtain to look outside; the sun had already set, but it wasn’t too dark yet.

"Ding Sihan, what are you looking at?" Lin Li stretched lazily and then looked to his left.

Chen Yu Ying was still sorting her photo album, and Ding Sihan was looking at her phone. Curious about the screen’s content, Lin Li asked.

"Live streaming?"

"Yeah, watching a recommendation stream. I’m waiting for a discount," Ding Sihan nodded and then asked, "This blogger’s discounts during live streaming are quite good. Lin Li, Ying Bao doesn’t mind this little bit, but since you’re also broke, should I share it with you?"

Your words are so hurtful.

Lin Li didn’t have a good impression of live streaming sales that crazily call out to family, so he shook his head, "No need, for shopping streamers, I only watch Emperor Qin Shi Huang."

"Emperor Qin Shi Huang? Are his deals really good? Is his nickname Emperor Qin Shi Huang? I’ve never heard of him, let me search." Hearing this, Ding Sihan was curious and exited the live stream interface, "How many followers does he have? Which platform? I can’t find it."

"Of course, you can’t find him, Ying Zheng retired from the circle — he’s out of the biosphere."

"...You’re talking about the real Emperor Qin Shi Huang? What does he have to do with shopping streamers!" Coming to her senses, Ding Sihan was speechless.

"So many books became popular because of him, and scholars who liked those books fell into the pit because of him. Isn’t Ying Zheng the top shopping streamer?" Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan with a gaze like she was silly.

Chen Yu Ying, Ding Sihan: "?"

Don’t even mention it, just don’t.

"My mom told me not to talk to foolish people." Ding Sihan shook her head.

"No wonder I’ve never seen Xiaoding talking to herself; now I understand," Lin Li realized.

Ding Sihan: "?"

"Lin Li!!"

Once again, Chen Yu Ying became the strongest shield.

Lin Li passed the remaining time by watching an episode of Family Guy.

It feels like instead of broadcasting the Spring Festival Gala this year, they should broadcast Family Guy. This cartoon has both dumplings and childbirth, and even dumplings giving birth. Doesn’t that meet the promotional needs well?

The scenery outside had become particularly familiar; it was the scene Lin Li saw every day while biking. Left turn, straight, right turn, and the gate of Nansang Middle School appeared in front of him.

Quite a few private cars of parents were already parked here, waiting to pick up their children.

"Alright, we’re at school. Everyone, gather your things and get off the bus in an orderly manner. Students who need to go back to the classroom to get things can temporarily leave their luggage at the entrance and let security guard it for a while. Have fun these days, and when school starts, focus well. Don’t forget to do your holiday homework, and don’t be late for the evening self-study on Tuesday."

After sitting for three to four hours, his body felt uncomfortable. After doing several stretching exercises and taking out the luggage for Chen Yu Ying and Ding Sihan, Lin Li returned to the classroom himself.

He placed the specialty Holy Sword, baton, and magic wand brought back from Pingjiang on the windowsill and put a few textbooks into his backpack.

"Why are you still at the entrance?" Lin Li asked, pushing his bike to the gate and noticing that Chen Yu Ying and Ding Sihan were still standing there.

"Today’s return time was later than expected, so the teacher notified the parents’ group, which made my parents depart later too. So, they got stuck in the holiday rush hour traffic," Chen Yu Ying explained.

"Same here," Ding Sihan nodded.

Zhou Baowei is fully responsible, suggesting execution by shooting, and Lin Li would vote in favor.

"What a pity, my bike can only take one person, otherwise I would surely give you guys a ride home," warm-hearted Lin Li said dramatically, patting his bicycle.

"Ah, I’m feeling a bit hungry," Ding Sihan said, rubbing her stomach and sighing.

"Ding Sihan, want some fried chicken?" Lin Li asked upon hearing this.

"Yes!" Ding Sihan reached out her hand.

"What good teeth you have, Ding Sihan, you eat it; no matter what you eat, I’ll cover the bill." Lin Li turned his head to point behind him.

Ding Sihan and Chen Yu Ying looked over their shoulder.

Lin Li was pointing to the security office, or more accurately, to the gate that requires swiping cards to enter the security office. The structure is made of steel, and indeed, it would require good teeth to eat it.

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