CHAPTER 165: CHAPTER 142: LEGS OR CHEST? I CHOOSE BOTH. _2

Ding Sihan: "?"

"You’re talking about the turnstile!" Ding Sihan grabbed her backpack to hit someone.

"Aren’t there restaurants by the entrance?" Lin Li dodged and said, laughing.

"We cooked at home, if we eat now, what will we eat when we go back?" Ding Sihan said.

Chen Yu Ying nodded in agreement.

"Oh, if you’re looking to fill up a bit, there’s a snack street about 200 meters from here, the stalls should be setting up now," Lin Li said, "Want to go? If you go, I can take you there since it’s on my way home."

The two discussed for a bit, then nodded and temporarily stored their luggage with security.

Lin Li also chose to walk, pushing his bicycle beside the two.

"What a cute little girl." Chen Yu Ying exclaimed softly.

They saw a chubby little girl, who looked at most four or five years old, wearing a puffy dress, bouncing as she walked, very adorable, coming from the other side of the intersection.

Even the corpses would feel warm watching her.

As they got closer, they saw she was clutching a fifty yuan note and mumbling, "Mouth ulcer, mouth ulcer, mouth ulcer..."

She was alone.

Although public safety has improved these days, a child this age shouldn’t be alone.

The three looked back towards where she came from and saw a woman who, upon noticing Lin Li and the others, waved to them and gestured dismissively.

Probably training the child to go to the pharmacy alone.

Only then did the three relax, and Lin Li smiled slightly before suddenly saying to Chen Yu Ying and Ding Sihan: "Chewing gum, chewing gum, do you two want to eat super delicious chewing gum?"

Chen Yu Ying was puzzled.

Ding Sihan was puzzled but reached out: "Sure."

However, Lin Li ignored Ding Sihan’s hand and looked at the little girl: "Chewing gum, chewing gum, super delicious chewing gum."

The little girl was briefly attracted by Lin Li’s voice, but soon remembered her task, clutching her money tightly, her eyes set only on the pharmacy, mumbling her target: "Mouth candy, chewing gum, chewing gum..."

Lin Li watched with satisfaction as she walked into the pharmacy and loudly raised her money at the counter: "Sister, my mom wants to eat super delicious chewing gum!"

Counter: "?"

Sighing in relief, Lin Li dusted off his clothes, finished and walked away, hiding his success and name.

The mother from afar seemed to express gratitude to the three for escorting her child.

Only after being stared at by Ding Sihan and Chen Yu Ying did he feel awkward and scratched his head: "What’s up?"

"Brute." Ding Sihan summed up concisely.

Then continued to comment: "I can’t tell if she would be more unlucky to encounter you or a trafficker. That little girl’s mom just waved to you, if she knew what you did, her hand would have been on your face."

Chen Yu Ying didn’t scold Lin Li, but nodded heavily, clearly agreeing with Ding Sihan’s words.

You’re really too bad, bad to the core!

"But you two were just laughing too, I heard you," Lin Li said innocently, then smiled wickedly: "And this is bad? If her mom wasn’t behind, I would have done something even more wicked."

"Lin Li, would you really be that disgusting?" Ding Sihan stopped walking, her features revealing disdain.

Then Ding Sihan saw Lin Li pull out a mandatory math book from his backpack: "I was just planning to force her to learn this."

Ding Sihan: "..."

Lin Li’s malevolent thoughts are really too terrifying.

"Xunzi won, how did Mencius ever say ’At the beginning, humans are inherently good’." Ding Sihan shook her head in frustration.

"Hey, you’re wrong there, Old Meng was clever; he also said, ’Without the heart of compassion, one is not human; without the heart of shame, one is not human; without the heart of courtesy and modesty, one is not human; without the heart of distinguishing right from wrong, one is not human; so when Brother Meng sees me, he won’t treat me as human, he might treat me like a roadside wild Bai Bufan.’"

Lin Li waved his finger, displaying his erudition.

Ding Sihan: "..."

Only Lin Li can be so proud of not being considered human.

...

"We’re here, it’s this way, what do you want to eat? Too bad not many stalls are out at this hour. When I come back from self-study in the evenings, the street is full, smells amazing, I’ve given in a few times." At the snack street, Lin Li pointed to rows of snack stalls on the road.

The stalls are rather sparse now, incomparable to nighttime.

"I’ll have some marinated snacks." Ding Sihan directly headed to the nearest big stall, then looked at Chen Yu Ying and Lin Li: "What do you guys want to eat? I’ll treat, other stalls are fine too."

"Then boss, I want this stall, name your price." Originally checking the price list, Lin Li suddenly said with grandeur.

"Lin Li, get lost! I’m not treating you!" Ding Sihan wanted to kick Lin Li but could only kick his bike, and added fiercely: "Don’t spend more than 20 yuan!"

"Then boss, here’s the deal, give me 1.176 portions of cold shredded chicken, to-go." Lin Li had to change his tune, calculating for a moment before speaking.

Boss: "?"

What does 1.176 portions mean?

Ding Sihan fell silent looking at the seventeen-yuan-a-portion shredded chicken on the price list, then furiously explained: "Boss, it’s just 20 yuan worth of cold shredded chicken."

Not willing to spare even one yuan!

"Oh, oh." The boss understood.

"Ying Bao, what about you?" Ding Sihan asked Chen Yu Ying.

"I’ll just have two pieces of marinated tofu." Chen Yu Ying nodded, not refusing Ding Sihan’s treat, which showed their good relationship.

"Okay, all to-go, please wait a moment," After Ding Sihan also expressed her request, the boss nodded and began preparing marinated flavors and making dishes.

"Young man, do you prefer more leg or more breast meat?" The boss asked while preparing to toss the shredded chicken.

"I value inner beauty more, prefer having a good personality, being kind to me." Discussing preferences with strangers isn’t great, especially with girls nearby, so Lin Li shook his head with a response against his true feelings.

"..."

The boss stared at Lin Li.

His eyes scanned the knife used for cutting meat three times, wanting to chop but holding back.

I was asking if you prefer more chicken leg meat or breast meat, and this is your answer?

I’m selling marinated salads, not matchmaking!

The boss glared at Lin Li, who returned an innocent gaze, causing them both to freeze awkwardly.

Meanwhile, being bystanders, laughter streamed consistently from Chen Yu Ying’s and Ding Sihan’s bent and trembling bodies.

"Boss, don’t secretly put chicken butt in my portion, okay?" Lin Li, sharp-eyed, detected the boss’s dirty trick and immediately spoke.

The inner beauty of chicken butt is truly unappreciated by him.

"Don’t worry, it’s on the house," the boss’s smile lacked sincerity.

"No need."

Lin Li glanced at Chen Yu Ying and Ding Sihan and then decided to change his answer: "Boss, I prefer more breast."

The boss sighed deeply, feeling that Lin Li still didn’t answer his question properly, but let it go, no need to ask again, regretting extra small talk, and began to toss the shredded chicken.

"Yo, Lin Li, why do you prefer more breast now, I feel like you mostly like legs?" Ding Sihan joked.

"I actually like both, but mainly since you two have legs, I’m afraid you’d misunderstand if I said it." Lin Li sincerely told Ding Sihan.

Chen Yu Ying crossed her arms over her chest, covering herself, muttered ’pervert’ quietly, then turned her head, not letting Lin Li see her front.

As for Ding Sihan: "?"

She looked down and found five words on her toes—"Lin Li must die."

Seems like it’s Heaven’s will.

"Lin Li!!!"