CHAPTER 442: CHAPTER 282 FROM NOW ON, BAI BUFAN IS NO LONGER BAI BUFAN

"Lin Li, you’re crazy! Are you trying to get yourself killed?" Ding Sihan held the cake in her hands, aiming it at Lin Li’s face, her tone not friendly.

"I’m done for, bro. I’ve now gotten involved with a murderer... All my inheritance is left to my mom, farewell forever." Lin Li’s voice was forlorn.

Chen Yu Ying, Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu: "?"

Seeing the cake really about to fly at his face, Lin Li merely laughed, put away the phone that hadn’t really connected, stopped walking, looked at the doorway, and raised his hands in surrender:

"Don’t throw, don’t throw, don’t throw, just a joke, didn’t actually call."

Seeing that this guy was just acting, and had acted twice, Chen Yu Ying gave Lin Li an air-tap with the confetti cannon in her hand.

Lin Li made a teasing noise.

"Alright, come in first, standing outside is not right, just make yourself at home."

Ding Sihan finally lowered the cake she had raised and aimed, then turned and walked toward the living room, simultaneously signaling Lin Li to follow in.

Lin Li: "..."

What?

What did you just say?

What does "make yourself at home" mean?

"Then sorry to bother," the guest Lin Li walked in awkwardly, feeling timid, he stood on the mat, somewhat at a loss, and eventually quietly asked Ding Sihan:

"Ding Tongxue, can I take off my shoes here in your house?"

"You can, but remember not to leave them outside the mat area, if you dirty the tiles I’ll be angry." Qu Wanqiu nodded on her behalf, "Also, these slippers, if you want to wear them you can, but don’t take off your socks."

"Grass!"

"You two really treat this place like your own home, huh! What kind of mess brought you up like this, when I first met you guys, you were decent humans."

Lin Li mocked with a smile.

Such is Heavenly Dao’s good cycle, Heaven spares no one.

Turns out, in Bao Wei’s eyes, I’m born like this for the sports meet? Sorry Bao Wei, next time I won’t let you into the dorm so your eyes can be at peace.

Lin Li put on his own slippers, before inquiring about the backstory, he looked around curiously, searching for Bai Bufan’s presence.

No sign of him.

"Where’s Bufan, didn’t he come?" Lin Li then asked.

"Oh, he was supposed to come, but he had a stomach upset and couldn’t make it, such a pity." Qu Wanqiu answered regretfully upon hearing, "Even though he put some thought into it, sigh."

Lin Li, who was about to nod, paused in his action.

No, that’s not right.

If I remember correctly, my room door, when I left in the morning, was fully open, but now it’s ajar, leaving just a slit.

It’s quite hard for me to have remembered wrongly now.

Besides, given that there’s supposed to be a surprise for me, not long ago Bai Bufan insisting on going back to the dorm just to use the toilet seemed odd.

"Class rep, he really didn’t come?" Lin Li pointed to his room door, asking Chen Yu Ying in a lowered voice: "...not in there?"

"Mm, didn’t come, I think."

Being stared at directly by Lin Li, although Chen Yu Ying nodded in response, her gaze gradually shifted.

Such a lousy liar; nearby, those already seated on the sofa, Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu, buried their faces helplessly.

If you’re sneaking out like this in the future, what if Chen Zhongdeng found out?

"Is that so! Never mind! If he’s not here, he’s not here! Wait a second, my phone’s dead, I’ll go to my room to grab the charger."

Receiving the answer, Lin Li said this loudly to the trio and then walked towards his room.

He had no intention to harm Bai Bufan; at such a moment, even if feigning, he must still be ’surprised’ once again.

Lin Li pushed open the room door.

"Happy Birthday you little ba—ah!!!"

Bai Bufan’s birthday wishes turned into a scream of pain before he could finish.

But the culprit wasn’t Lin Li.

It wasn’t Lin Li at all; Lin Li’s grin had completely twisted, gradually failing to support his standing posture, and so he slowly collapsed onto the floor, slapping the sofa beside him amidst convulsive laughter.

"You, you, you—"

Lin Li pointed inside the room, unable to utter a second word from laughing.

And a puzzled Chen Yu Ying and the other two, upon seeing this scene, walked over, discovering inside the room, Bai Bufan was also lying amidst a sea of streamers, seemingly convulsing, but his looked like it was in pain.

What happened, bro?

"What happened?" Only hearing the sound, Ding Sihan voiced the collective sentiments of the three, utterly baffled.

"He, he, hahahaha, he—"

Lin Li was truly laughing to the point of tears, and with great difficulty described what had just happened to the three:

"Didn’t he also have a confetti cannon in his hand, that idiot, that idiot, damn, that idiot took it the wrong way! Just now he was chanting ’happy birthday’ while twisting the cannon and ended up spraying—ha—"

Because it was interspersed with plenty of laughter, Lin Li’s description was stuttered, not finishing in the end.

Yet the three had already understood.

Especially Chen Yu Ying, who had just used a confetti cannon, too.

As everyone knows, you use a confetti cannon pointing at a forty-five-degree angle to the sky, but if used incorrectly—

Dear folks, Bai Bufan is now holding his crotch.

The pitches on the floor are quite pitiable, from birth they were sexually harassed by Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan, violent offender, wicked!

No, he can’t be called Bai Bufan now.

Bai Buji, violent offender, wicked.

Thus, once the three understood everything, they too collapsed on the sofa, pleasant laughter resonating through the room.

"You guys are a bunch of unsympathetic folks..."

People’s joys and sorrows do not connect, Bai Bufan moaned in pain, feeling even worse listening to the piercing laughter.

The "three" originally didn’t have such a thing, unable to comprehend his plight, Bai Bufan could only understand.