CHAPTER 443: CHAPTER 282: FROM NOW ON, BAI BUFAN IS NO LONGER BAI BUFAN_2

But you, Lin Li?

I’m still here celebrating your birthday!

It’s a damn work injury!

"Bai Buji, are you alright?" Lin Li couldn’t handle the look he was getting, so he asked suppressing his laughter.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"You damn Bai Buji, who the hell told you to take away this piece of mine!! It’s still there! Still there!!" Bai Bufan was dumbfounded hearing his new name, and after realizing, he roared.

The laughter that was about to subside instantly reached its peak again.

"Lin Li, is it funny! Look in my eyes! Answer me! Is it funny!" He couldn’t care less about the "three" but the "one" was really damnable, Bai Bufan asked angrily yet with difficulty.

"Not funny, I only saw a desperate girl." Lin Li immediately put away his smile after being scolded, and said heavily and sadly.

"Damn!!"

But the pressure of the confetti cannon wasn’t too big, although some things got wrecked, it wasn’t to the point of total destruction.

After a moment, Bai Bufan sat on the ground, shook his head, and sighed sorrowfully: "Although there’s no Buji, it feels like one shattered."

"It’s okay baby, now you’ve just turned into a fragrant, soft little single ball." Lin Li comforted.

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

"Th-thank-thank you anyway." Bai Bufan gritted his teeth and thanked.

Lin Li shook his head ever so slightly; actually, the thanks were premature.

Because although being called a little single ball could be praised, losing one ball also means losing a large amount of artistic cells.

After all, the more balls a man has, the more he understands art, because it’s hyper-ball.

And the reason Xi’Er didn’t get into the art academy is exactly because Xi’Er only has one ball.

From this, it can be inferred that Bai Bufan might trigger World War Three.

So... Lin Li’s current thought of killing Bai Bufan to avoid WW3 is kind of understandable, right?

"Why the hell is your gaze even fiercer than mine?" Bai Bufan was stunned.

"Oh oh, sorry, got into character, it’s okay, come out now." Looking at Bai Bufan’s face, Lin Li wanted to laugh again.

After another moment, Bai Bufan stood up and walked out.

"It’s all good now."

Looking back and seeing Lin Li’s gaze still fixed inside the room, Bai Bufan roughly guessed Lin Li’s thoughts, so he patted Lin Li’s shoulder:

"Don’t worry, the three of them insisted on privacy and wouldn’t enter your room, only I did.

So, the three inflatable dolls, ten pocket pussies, seventeen bottles of lube, thirty-nine porno magazines under your bed, I was the only one who saw, they didn’t, rest assured."

The three figures on the sofa behind turned their gaze over upon hearing this.

Lin Li: "..."

Damn it, boomerang again.

This kid Bai Bufan really holds a grudge.

But there’s nothing shameful in Lin Li’s room.

Considering Wu Min could come home at any time, Lin Li always dealt with system-related stuff.

Including the doomsday return gear, always washed first.

Otherwise, seeing them first thing upon entering home, you’d be too panicked to be this relaxed.

The "Spiritual Spring", the "Spirit Stone" and apocalypse firearms, all these were locked in the cabinet.

The gold under the bed was also in a box, the only thing not hidden yet was the super large gold brought back early morning, too big to fit in the drawer or under the bed, now on the table.

Originally planned to buy tools and cut it then store separately, but didn’t manage to do it.

Bai Bufan, having stayed in his room, should have already seen it but hasn’t shown any odd reactions.

After all, who would think this casually placed yellow stone is actual gold?

"If there are no inflatable dolls under my bed, you’ll stay tonight and be my inflatable doll, Bai Bufan." Lin Li put an arm around Bai Bufan’s shoulder, ready to prove himself.

"Haha, then forget it."

So the five of them sat in the living room, with the cake on the coffee table, its candles flickering constantly.

Lin Li sat cross-legged on the sofa, looked at the "three people" on the side sofa and the "dog" beside him, and curiously asked, "So, what’s going on here?"

"Surprise." Chen Yu Ying’s eyes twinkled.

"It really is a surprise, don’t be fooled by my indifferent expression, I’m actually very happy now." Lin Li smiled and nodded, "Moved."

"How happy?" Chen Yu Ying asked with a hint of pride and anticipation in her voice.

Lin Li thought for a moment, then smiled and spoke:

"Like the first sip of ice cola in summer;"

"Like a doctor performing heart surgery;"

"Like finishing all your homework staying up on the last day of summer break, then checking the class notice and realizing you were mistaken, summer break has a whole week left."

"That’s about how happy I am."

Although there was something weird mixed in, everyone still got a vivid picture of happiness from Lin Li’s description.

"So how did you manage it? The keys to my house... did my mom give them to you?" Lin Li’s curiosity wasn’t satisfied yet.

The old neighborhood Lin Li lived in didn’t have property management, so the keys were kept by himself.

Lin Li took three keys out with him in total, one always on him, one always kept at school, and one under the stone at the corner of the water and electricity meter box by the door.

But he hadn’t mentioned this to even Wu Min, so the four of them shouldn’t have gotten in this way.

So it must have been the key Wu Min gave them.

"Yeah, Auntie sent it to us earlier." Chen Yu Ying took a key out of her school pants pocket, waved it proudly in front of Lin Li, then put it on the table: "Remember to return it to Auntie."