CHAPTER 448: CHAPTER 284: SO, MAKE A CHOICE

After meticulously retrieving his health information from Baidu, Bai Bufan came to this conclusion.

"Baidu tells me that my symptoms are indeed those of late-stage uterine cancer. I’m done for." Bai Bufan said sorrowfully.

The "three people" burst into laughter.

This is the charm of Baidu.

Consult Baidu for medical advice, you get late-stage cancer, water boils at a hundred degrees, and humans die at a hundred degrees.

These things are never baseless.

One situation that easily frustrates clinic doctors is when they painstakingly explain a lot to patients, only to have the patients shake their heads and say, "That’s not what Baidu says."

Hearing this, Lin Li silently snatched Bai Bufan’s phone and immediately started searching.

"Don’t try, I know you don’t want this, but, that’s the result... Wait, Lin Li, what the hell are you searching for!"

Bai Bufan initially thought Lin Li wanted him to search again himself and was ready to dissuade him. But upon looking, this guy hadn’t even opened Baidu; he was entering the keyword "loans" in the app store.

"I’m turning waste into treasure."

Lin Li clicked download on all the loan apps in the popped-up list, then looked at Bai Bufan and said.

Bai Bufan: "..."

This guy really plans to have me take out small loans before I die.

"Shoo shoo shoo," Bai Bufan snatched back his phone, canceled everything, then expressed his concerns more seriously:

"Forget Baidu, what’s really going on with me? Health check-ups shouldn’t just point out anomalies without teaching how to deal with them, right?"

"No worries," Lin Li nodded, and forwarded the suggestions from his private customer service to Bai Bufan: "The issue isn’t very serious. Your anomalies aren’t diseases.

The accessory spleen is congenital and usually doesn’t undergo pathological changes, the tendency towards fatty liver isn’t fatty liver, it’s simply because you eat greasy food and exercise little, if you balance your diet the trend will stop.

As for the kidney crystals, you need to pay some attention, as they are precursors to kidney stones, but the response is simple: drink plenty of water, and they can be expelled through urination. That’s why I told you to drink more water and fewer drinks."

Lin Li smiled as he summarized the suggestions.

"Phew— got it."

"You scared me. So my kidneys are just forming a core, as long as it’s not causing other issues, it’s fine, phew—"

Bai Bufan let out a long sigh of relief.

"It’s just drinking water and exercising, easy. Starting tomorrow, I’ll carve ’remember to drink water’ on my desk, and have Bao Wei remind me every day, one glass in the morning and one at night, I’ll have two bowls of soup from the canteen for every meal, perfect."

Bai Bufan first gulped down the glass of water in front of him, making his grand declarations.

Lin Li frowned, realizing something was off: "Did you forget the part about exercising?"

"We’ll discuss it later."

Lin Li pointed at Bai Bufan.

"But Bufan, I heard there’s a niche way to expel stones, do you want to try?"

"Go on."

"It’s not convenient to say, I’ll send it to you." Lin Li took out his phone, selected an image, and clicked send.

Bai Bufan opened the image, seeing a forwarded statement.

—— "My boyfriend flushed his kidney stone into my swallowtail, now my swallowtail is like a clam with a pearl inside."

Bai Bufan: "..."

The niche part wasn’t the method of expelling the stone, but the combination of these words.

Sometimes Bai Bufan feels that he reads too fast, causing him to already be too late to react to what he sees.

"The method is fine, but keep it away from me." Bai Bufan concluded.

The four of them were eating cake, Bai Bufan sipping water, and Lin Li started gathering opinions:

"Originally I should be the one treating you for my birthday, but you all bought these, right? My mom gave me a significant birthday fund, telling me to treat you all to a good meal this weekend, probably anticipating this situation.

So what about this weekend? Do we continue to meet at the library?

I’ll cover the meals, or we can balance work and play, study for half a day and hang out for the other half?"

"I’m in; I already planned to stay for midterms. I’ve even brought my phone this week." Qu Wanqiu nodded.

She was among those who handed in their phones at the Monday meeting.

And Chen Yu Ying and Ding Sihan unsurprisingly agreed.

So the four of them turned to Bai Bufan.

"Since the end of the National Day, I haven’t been home," Bai Bufan suddenly realized.

The first weekend was too short with only one day off, the second weekend he went to Pingjiang to experience shooting, and the third weekend was just the past two days.

"So do you want to go home?"

"Mainly I feel like my dad, mom, and computer all miss me, I’m quite homesick," Bai Bufan said.

"Which of those three misses you the most?" Lin Li squinted his eyes.

"The computer."

"... You can just come over to my place and play, or better yet, I’ll use my esteemed adult ID to open a computer for you at the internet cafe." Realizing the truth, Lin Li snorted.

"Psst— that works, I’ll stay then." Bai Bufan thought for a moment, nodded, and was convinced.

"But I really need to go home the week after, Lin Li, if you have any money-spending plans, arrange them for this week, not next week."

"Alright—" Lin Li prolonged his laugh.

"That’s it for tonight, we should head back to school."

They had nearly finished the cake in front of them, and Chen Yu Ying looked at her smartwatch for the time and told everyone.

In fact, each person had only eaten a small piece of cake, and they hadn’t stayed long at Lin Li’s house, but they needed to leave to return before the dorm closed its doors.

So Lin Li didn’t hold them back either, efficiently dividing the cake into one large and one small piece, allowing Bai Bufan and Chen Yu Ying to take it back to their dormitories.