CHAPTER 45: CHAPTER 45: THIS SCHOOL HAS ONE MORE HEARTBROKEN PERSON

"Bai Bufan: Sis, can we meet up? How much?"

"Waiting for My Pure Love: Sorry, you must be mistaken. No matter the amount, I’m not interested. I post these things just to share out of interest, because I don’t have a boyfriend right now, so they’re only put on Douyin. I have no plans nor the intention to make money with my body. I can’t accept such things."

"Bai Bufan: Huh? Sis, are you a real-life goddess?!"

"Waiting for My Pure Love: Haha, sort of, but once I have a boyfriend, I definitely won’t share anymore. In reality, I’m a very conservative and traditional person. I’ll probably only be a goddess for him."

"Bai Bufan: Sis, you’re so nice. I really envy your future boyfriend."

"Waiting for My Pure Love: Sigh, it’s been really boring lately. I’ve encountered some difficulties in real life and have no one to talk to. It’s nice chatting with you. It’s kind of a hassle to chat here. Want to add me on WeChat?"

"Bai Bufan: No, sis. I wish you find a truly good boyfriend soon!"

"Bai Bufan: Good luck!"

"Due to the other party’s privacy settings, they cannot receive your message."

"Bai Bufan: What? Huh? Why? Why am I blocked for this too? Sis? I don’t get it! Give me an explanation! It makes no sense!"

"Due to the other party’s privacy settings, they cannot receive your message."

...

"Bai Bufan: Hey? Meet up? 178, 18, 6 times a night."

"Longing: v2685..."

"Bai Bufan: 111 added."

"Bai Bufan: No, why is your WeChat selling tea? Is this you?"

"Bai Bufan: Damn, why does every one of your posts look different? Stupid image-stealing dog! I’m the Marshal of the Heavenly Horses, I’ll feed your horses to grass!"

"Bai Bufan retracted a message."

"Bai Bufan: @’Post’, sis or bro, can you push the original blogger to me? I genuinely like it; I beg you."

"Longing: Douyin account 6BK..."

"Bai Bufan: Thanks, you’re unexpectedly nice, but fair is fair. I still have to keep calling you out."

"Bai Bufan: Image-stealing dog! I’ll feed your horses to grass!"

"Due to the other party’s privacy settings, they cannot receive your message."

...

"Bai Bufan: Hello, blogger. I have a good brother named Lin Li. He’s terminally ill now, the doctor has issued a critical condition notice. He can’t even type with his hands anymore, but he has a last wish, to see the blogger’s legs. So I have to rudely disturb you, hoping you can fulfill my brother’s last wish."

"Bo Bo Xiaobo: Hahahahaha."

"Bo Bo Xiaobo: Since you’ve typed so much, I’ll satisfy you this once."

"Bo Bo Xiaobo: (Picture)"

"Bai Bufan: It’s not for me, it’s my brother Lin Li, but thanks, sis, now he can rest in peace."

"Bo Bo Xiaobo: Alright, alright, then tell me, what’s your brother’s serious illness?"

"Bai Bufan: Terminal hemorrhoid cancer, the hemorrhoids have spread throughout the body, want to see a picture?"

"Bo Bo Xiaobo: ...no thanks."

"Bai Bufan: Sis, he’s looked at the legs, he entrusted me to ask if there are any more?"

"Due to the other party’s privacy settings, they cannot receive your message."

...

Lin Li sat on Bai Bufan’s body, already laughing so hard he might pass out.

Halfway through the laughter, out of sheer curiosity about what was so funny, Zhou Baowei and another roommate present, Chen Tianming, also came up to Lin Li’s side, sitting on the remaining empty space of Bai Bufan’s body, and looked at the chat log.

The result was laughter going from one person to three.

Bai Bufan, in front of guys and girls, was truly two extremes. See, this is the consequence of playing abstract, turning into pure brain damage, a lesson to bear in mind.

Almost all private chat results, without exception, ended in being deleted and blocked, isn’t this a talent too?

No wonder Bai Bufan said he made progress, but only a little, this morning.

Now it seems, that little was an overstatement.

Usually, Bai Bufan can mouth off wildly in front of guys, but in situations like this, his IQ and EQ were zero.

Lin Li even wanted to open Bai Bufan’s head to see what kind of structure could produce these messages.

"Simple people easily get fished, but idiots don’t count as simple, because idiots don’t even know someone threw a hook in front of them." Chen Tianming shook his head and sighed, "Bufan is truly a divine person, Pure Love Sis: Want to add WeChat to enter my fishpond and prepare to explode Gold Coins?

But our Brother Bufan is like: Sis, good luck~ I won’t add! Hahahahaha——

Bufan, from now on, we’ll each call each other our own, you continue to call me dad, and I’ll call you bro!"

The sorrow and joy of humans do not interconnect, Bai Bufan didn’t know what was funny now, he only felt the unbearable weight of life: "You three... can you get off me for now..."

No need to mind, no one cared.

"Hahahahaha——"

"?"

But after seeing himself inexplicably diagnosed with hemorrhoid cancer, with hemorrhoids already spread throughout the body, Lin Li wasn’t giggling anymore.

Such a vile and disgusting disease, no wonder the other side blocked you out of disgust.

What made Lin Li angriest was that Bai Bufan, that dog, used his name to scam leg photos, and after getting them, didn’t even share with him. What kind of selfish person is this?

If he shared, maybe Lin Li could even forgive him.

Zhou Baowei and Chen Tianming were giggling more instead.

Chen Tianming even laughed till tears came out, so he wiped his tears with the tissues on the bed.

Why are these tissues all clumped up?

Wait a minute.

Realizing afterward, Chen Tianming stopped giggling and went to wash his face in the bathroom.

Lin Li discovered a law in all this.

——The Snootiness Conservation Law, snootiness doesn’t disappear, it only transfers from one person’s face to another’s.

Snooty snoot.

And with Chen Tianming gone, Bai Bufan finally able to breathe, face twisted: "Damn, I’m a bit alive again, but come on guys, did you really treat me as a cushion! Get up!"

...

The chat logs that were left had mostly been viewed, there were also some that simply didn’t get responses, so Zhou Baowei left to continue examining his package deliveries, while Bai Bufan gazed hopefully at Lin Li:

"So, how was it, after reading these, were they of any help to you? Can we follow the thread, quickly take action?"

"Helpful, you made me feel better, so my work efficiency should improve from here on." Lin Li nodded seriously.

"?"

Is this considered help?

Bai Bufan felt very hurt.

Last night he kept getting blocked until one o’clock but this is the laughter he gets in return.

True feelings can’t exchange for true feelings.

"I added a few WeChats, they aren’t the tea sellers, maybe you want to check them out?" Bai Bufan said sadly.

"Send them all to me, these bloggers, and the WeChats you added, send them all, but not the tea sellers. Later I’ll use my account to ask around, see if I can still gather some intel." Lin Li nodded.