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The Most Random System

Chapter 451 - 285: New Machine Wow I Want to Touch Your Pants

Author: Fallen Antenna
updatedAt: 2026-01-15

CHAPTER 451: CHAPTER 285: NEW MACHINE WOW I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR PANTS

Ding Sihan is really not suited to be an online writer, after all, she didn’t respond to Lin Li’s request for another update.

Such a grave sin it’s beyond description.

But never mind, forgive her, it’s not easy being an author, maybe she’s truly out of ideas.

Lin Li put away this precious and useful notebook, placing it in the box containing black stockings, locking them together in the room’s cabinet.

Ding Sihan was right, it shouldn’t be shown to others.

Although it’s already memorized and it’s okay to destroy it, in the future maybe she or Qu Wanqiu could add to it, so just keep it.

"Phew—"

Great, since Option E is already completed, now it’s time to handle the other urgent options.

Lin Li never forgets his roots, he still remembers the knowledge learned in primary school, optimizing time.

For example, "Mom comes home from work to cook, rinses rice for 5 minutes, rice cooker cook for 25 minutes, washes vegetables for 5 minutes, chops vegetables for 5 minutes, stir-fries for 15 minutes. How many minutes at least does Mom need to prepare the meal?"

Following the sequence is foolish behavior, many things can be done concurrently.

This is the lesson Lin Li has learned.

So, faced with the urgent tasks of ABCD, Lin Li has made a choice.

AD, BD, CD, DDDDDD.

...

Couldn’t manage D.

The exhausted Lin Li leisurely finished everything, looking at the "Happy Birthday" letters still stuck on the living room curtains.

Thought about it, decided to let them be there for now.

Take them down when they deflate and look unappealing.

Now it’s time to sleep, having to get up around four every day, staying up late is a luxury he’s lost.

Lying in bed, Lin Li held the blue bear, which had a scent completely different from the room, gently stroking the bear’s back with his left hand and its butt with his right hand.

Harassing the bear, sniffing this fragrance, sleepiness gradually arrived.

Lin Li felt today was truly a perfect day, time to sleep.

"..."

"..."

"Whoosh—"

"If I hadn’t stood firmly then, had intentionally fallen a bit forward, we might’ve kissed?!"

Lin Li sat upright, slapped his thigh hard through the blanket, regretfully said.

"Never mind, never mind, what does it matter, sleep sleep." Seconds later, Lin Li shook his head with a smile, thinking there was no need for that, just keep a steady mind.

"..."

"..."

"Whoosh—"

"Just a little bit! Just a little bit! Bai Bufan, did you have to cough at that moment? What the hell are you coughing for?"

Lin Li grew angrier the more he thought about it, taking out his phone.

...

"Lin Li: Bai Bufan, you just irritate me every time I see you!"

"Lin Li: Voice message 60s·"

Opening the voice message, the burst of vulgar language shocked Zhou Baowei, who had his head buried in a cake nearby.

Bai Bufan: ?

Didn’t you say an hour ago we were best buddies?

What riled him up now?

...

The next day, Tuesday.

Lin Li, as usual, was carrying breakfast to the classroom.

Now no longer the birthday person, unaware if the class president would still aid the enemy, answering his questions.

Not hearing Bai Bufan’s wild stories in the hallway, entering the front door he found Bai Bufan wasn’t even in his seat.

Probably overslept.

"Class President, Ding Sihan, and Little Qiuqiu, breakfast for the three of you."

Lin Li divvied up the breakfast, first handing it to Qu Wanqiu who sat alone, then heading over to Ding Sihan and Chen Yu Ying.

Chen Yu Ying heard this and subconsciously wanted to lift her head, but quickly suppressed it.

"Alright, just leave it there, thank you."

Looking busy, she continued diligently writing on the extracurricular exercise in front of her.

But if you looked closely, you’d find no new writing appeared.

As the plastic crinkle of the breakfast wrapper reached the front of her desk, Chen Yu Ying pursed her lips, anxiously raising her gaze, following the delivery to Lin Li’s hand, then to his wrist.

Nothing there.

No worries.

Chen Yu Ying slightly turned her head, looking at Lin Li holding more delivery in his other hand.

Also nothing.

No worries.

"..."

Concerns indeed.

Soft lips puckered and flattened, the original anticipation in her eyes turning to disappointment.

In the bear’s hand, then.

But saying you don’t like and gifting it to the bear is a lie.

Didn’t mean you to really dislike it.

Clearly paired with great care.

Chen Yu Ying’s pen contacted the paper again, but it was no longer for answering.

"Ding Sihan, take yours quickly." Lin Li’s impatient voice came overhead.

"What attitude, what attitude! Not a bit filial." Ding Sihan reluctantly took the breakfast.

"It’s really heavy, you know?"

Lin Li looked at the ungrateful Xiaodingding, vigorously shaking his right hand, acting very tired, and incidentally let the bracelet hidden in the long sleeve show.

Afterward, he strongly placed his palm on Chen Yu Ying’s desk and confronted Ding Sihan:

"Plus, I’m helping you bring breakfast, isn’t it my turn to ask what attitude you have?"

Even patted the desk a bit.

Noticing the ’sudden’ appearance of the bracelet, the disappointment in Chen Yu Ying’s eyes completely vanished, turning to joy.

Then slightly some annoyance, so she turned her head towards the ground, darn, white shoes.

You dodged the bullet, stupid.

From now on, if I buy shoes for Lin Li, they’ll only be in dark tones, no problem if they get stepped on.

"Lin Li, try talking to me like that again? I’m angry, give back the crappy notebook I gave you yesterday." Pissed at Lin Li’s brashness, Ding Sihan was furious.

"Sorry Sister Ding, my attitude was wrong." Lin Li instantly kneeling apologetically.

"Ha, do you like the gift?" Ding Sihan, having won the battle, asked smugly.

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