CHAPTER 453: CHAPTER 285: NEW MACHINE WOW I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR PANTS_3

Zhou Baowei: "..."

Insulted twice within ten seconds, knowing Lin Li, Zhou Baowei felt his life was ruined.

"Alas, after leaving Nansang Middle School, who else could break my defense?" Zhou Baowei sighed.

"Your future salary."

"Get lost, Lin Li!"

Broke down, broke down again.

"If it hurts all morning, it’s quite serious. Shouldn’t you go to the infirmary?" Lin Li laughed and showed his concern, albeit jokingly.

Baowei can’t die just yet; it’s not time for his body to turn into lard.

"Forget it, I don’t really want to go. I have a fear of the infirmary, and it’s not serious. If I endure, it’ll probably be fine. Anyway, I’m off to eat, bye."

Zhou Baowei still felt it unnecessary, waved his hand, and walked away.

Watching Zhou Baowei’s desolate figure and feeling the ground’s tremor, warm-hearted Lin Li decided to intervene.

...

"Why are you holding up your hand, Lin Li?"

Chen Yu Ying looked at Lin Li, who, since entering the classroom, had been holding up his right hand. Though she might have guessed the reason, she tried to suppress any expression as she inquired.

"Class monitor, do you know the arm-raising ascetics of India? Starting today, I’m joining this prestigious group. Loyalty! Dedication!"

Lin Li shook his right hand, making the bracelet jingle, and said earnestly.

"Ascetics can’t have any adornments; it’s sacrilege. You’ll have to return the bracelet to me," Chen Yu Ying said, suppressing a smile as she extended her hand.

"Then starting today, I quit this not-so-prestigious organization. Peaches!" Lin Li immediately lowered his hand and changed his tune.

"Class monitor, what do you think? Does it look good? It matches quite well, doesn’t it? You don’t have one, do you? Aren’t you envious?" Afterward, Lin Li put his arm on Chen Yu Ying’s desk, showing off.

"Childish." Chen Yu Ying pushed his hand away, gave Lin Li a reproachful glance, and said, "The bell’s already rung. Let’s study."

Besides, who said she didn’t have one?

"Alright, alright, study, study, study."

And since it was time for studying.

At the end of the lunch break.

"Class monitor, how do you solve this problem?" Lin Li, pretending not to understand, poked Chen Yu Ying with a rolled-up textbook and whispered.

"You’re not the birthday star today, so I’m not teaching you," Chen Yu Ying replied without turning her head.

"Didn’t you say yesterday that today’s you would find today’s reason? Why aren’t you finding it?" Lin Li widened his eyes in disbelief.

Lin Li decided to retract the compliment he gave yesterday about how Chen Yu Ying was so adorably rule-breaking.

"Couldn’t find one," Chen Yu Ying said playfully, glancing at Lin Li with a jaunty tone.

Lin Li decided to retract his retraction.

"Are you really not going to teach me?"

"Really not."

Hearing this, Lin Li let out a sigh, then a ghostly voice came——

"Class monitor, can I touch your pants?"

Chen Yu Ying: "?"

Originally sitting with legs together facing Lin Li, Chen Yu Ying immediately turned them towards the aisle and looked at Lin Li warily.

After all, this guy might really pull such a stunt.

"Can I?" Lin Li was still asking, quite politely.

"Of course not, and why do you suddenly want to touch my pants?" Chen Yu Ying said, half annoyed, half embarrassed.

"Obviously, it’s because I want to check if your pants were frozen; otherwise, why would you become so cold? It’s certainly not because I want to use this chance to feel your smooth and comfy legs again, right?

No way, I couldn’t do such a thing,"

Lin Li shrugged in denial.

Chen Yu Ying kept a straight face and shook her head: "No, they weren’t frozen. I just cut them into pieces with scissors, so they became a bit harsh."

Upon hearing this, Lin Li’s eyes lit up: "Are the pieces still around? Can you send them to me? I’ll cover the postage, thank you very much, arigato."

"Pervert!" Chen Yu Ying scolded with a laugh.

"It’s not like you think, class monitor. Don’t you know? In many places, kids can only wear thin clothes in winter. If people could donate some unused clothes or fabric, it would help them survive a warm winter."

Lin Li said somewhat disappointedly.

Chen Yu Ying bit her lip, looked at Lin Li, thought for a while, nodded, and her heart swelled with charity: "Alright, I’ll send them this weekend."

"Hey! Look, class monitor, isn’t it a coincidence? I happen to know one of those kids right here. I’ll send you the address later, so there’s no middleman organization taking a cut, and that child is very kind. He even said he would cover the postage."

Lin Li clapped his hands in a lowered voice, appreciating the altruism.

Chen Yu Ying: "..."

This kid...

Must be at least eighteen by now.

"Alright, alright, let me see the problem." On this topic, Chen Yu Ying felt that even a thousand of her weren’t a match for Lin Li, so she decided to surrender, playfully and powerlessly punching Lin Li.

"So what’s today’s excuse?"

"Because your bracelet is beautiful, and I really like it." Chen Yu Ying thought for a moment and gave today’s reason.

Of course, it’s not just the bracelet she liked.

"What a coincidence, I really like it too."

What a coincidence, he does too.