CHAPTER 455: CHAPTER 286: THIS DAMN SIDE EFFECT, YOU AND I CANNOT COEXIST!_2

Lin Li burst into laughter upon hearing that, looking quite satisfied.

Then he took out another bag of medicine from the drawer and tossed it to Zhou Baowei: "Alright, this is for you, real stomach-nourishing medicine."

Zhou Baowei confirmed the name first this time. After ensuring it was indeed regular stomach-nourishing granules and small packets, he breathed a sigh of relief.

But holding the small blue pill in his hand, he didn’t know what to do. So, he asked in astonishment, "So you did it on purpose? Then why buy Viagra?"

"In ancient times, King You of Zhou lit the beacons to amuse Bao Si; today, King Lin You spends forty bucks on Viagra just to make Consort Zhou smile," Lin Li looked at Zhou Baowei with deep affection, "Do you like it, Bao Wei?"

Zhou Baowei: "..."

"You did it just to amuse yourself, right?" Zhou Baowei threw the pill back to Lin Li.

However, his expression turned to one of suspicion and teasing: "And... Lin Li, were you really just doing it for laughs? You weren’t using it as an excuse to buy it for yourself in advance?"

"Nope, I really just bought it casually." Lin Li shrugged.

When buying the medicine at noon, Lin Li did indeed ask about it, but the pharmacy clerk smilingly confirmed whether he wanted stomach-nourishing or erectile enhancement, so on a whim, Lin Li bought both.

Making a pet laugh was worth it.

"Ha, I don’t believe it."

"You’ll believe it if I just throw them away." Lin Li laughed as he stood up and walked towards the trash can.

"Oh crap, I saw Senior Sister at noon, and she’s not even..."

Wang Ze came over excitedly to share his progress, and hearing Lin Li’s words, he curiously asked, "What are you guys talking about? Throwing what away?"

"Viagra." Lin Li handed the medicine to Wang Ze.

Wang Ze: "?"

Something more explosive than his progress had arrived.

...

"Why throw this away, just give it to me." After learning the backstory, Wang Ze immediately said.

"Wang Ze, you’re... so young and already thinking like an old man?" Lin Li and the other two looked at Wang Ze, hesitantly asking.

"Can you guys not have such filthy minds?" Wang Ze scoffed, then explained to the three of them:

"Sildenafil tablets, in our country, are covered by health insurance.

They can lower the concentration of nitric oxide in the lungs, thus improving the blood oxygen saturation, exercise tolerance, and other conditions in pulmonary arterial hypertension patients, making them a treatment for pulmonary hypertension.

It can also be used for treating heart disease; it’s a very good drug. As for the boost it gives, that’s just a side effect of the medicine."

Lin Li and the other two suddenly understood and sincerely confirmed with Wang Ze: "So Wang Ze, do you have pulmonary hypertension or heart disease?"

"If so, we’re sorry for our dirty minds."

"Nope."

"I just wanted the side effect." Wang Ze shook his head rapidly.

"Oh my gosh, hahahahaha—" The three burst into laughter upon hearing his honest answer.

"What’s the expiration date on these anyway? It’s probably a few years, right? I should try to increase the frequency of gluing activities, might have a chance to use it completely before it expires." Wang Ze looked for the expiration date on the medicine, saying.

"No need, no need."

"Hey, forget about the Viagra, let’s continue talking about my big singlehood breakthrough!"

Wang Ze tossed the pill he wasn’t interested in into his pocket, then eagerly started again, looking at his prime minister:

"Lin Li, what should I do now? I didn’t finish earlier, at noon I had lunch with Senior Sister, met her, good news, she’s pretty decent in looks and voice, I’m quite satisfied.

Am I ready to confirm the relationship?"

"Is she really that pretty, Senior Sister?!" Bai Bufan widened his eyes, "Don’t confirm the relationship yet. I suggest you let her get a check-up first, I suspect she might have brain or vision problems."

Ignoring the sour pickle Bai Bufan, Wang Ze just looked expectantly at Lin Li.

"Don’t be so hasty, you can’t just like someone based on their appearances," Lin Li waved his hand with a grand master’s air.

"True, but I feel like her inner qualities are fine too, she didn’t curse me even when chatting, she’s pretty patient, her personality seems okay," Wang Ze nodded but still added.

"No, what I mean is you can’t only look at her appearance; you should also look at your own appearance." Lin Li finished his words, pointing at Wang Ze’s head: "Oh, basic-average guy."

Wang Ze: "...."

"Damn."

Lin Li continued:

"When you had lunch today, you weren’t the only one observing her; Senior Sister Qian was definitely observing you too because you guys are in a mutual selection process."

"And now, the fact that you’re satisfied with her is certainly good news, but she’s not necessarily satisfied with you."

"I know, even though she was the one who added you first, Wang Ze, you also have to understand this: during the sports meet, you were bright and charming, running to first place, but normally, you’re foolish and low in emotional intelligence.

And this lunch, plus the weekend’s chat, who knows if you punched right through the filter she had from the sports meet."

Wang Ze: "..."

"But, but when we parted at the dorm entrance, she said she had a great time at noon," Wang Ze tried to salvage some face.

"You think she would say, ’Wow, junior, today at noon was disgusting,’ right in front of you?" Lin Li retorted.

"..."

"Damn, Lin Li, you’re quite brutally honest."

Wang Ze felt gloomy, sat on Bai Bufan’s desk, and rubbed his forehead:

"So what do I do now? Defensive stand reversal, I have to be the simp? I don’t want to be; there are already too many simps in the class, this lane is too crowded."

"Not necessarily, above is just my worst-case speculation, and why are you in such a rush? You’ve only known each other for a few days, you indeed need more understanding.