CHAPTER 58: CHAPTER 57 I’LL PAY FOR THE BUNS, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE (PLEASE SUBSCRIBE FIRST!)

「Bufan Bai: ’Voice’ 60s·」

「Bufan Bai: ’Voice’ 60s·」

「Bufan Bai requests a voice call.」

「You have hung up.」

「Bufan Bai: Come on, Lin Li, turn on your mic, turn on your mic!!!!」

「Lin Li: ’Zhen Zidan Emoji’ (Look, he’s getting anxious again.)」

Lin Li hadn’t clicked on these voice messages at all; he could easily imagine what nonsense would come out of Bufan Bai’s mouth again. Though everyone is swearing at virtual mothers online, there’s no need to get close just to get scolded.

Sixty seconds is the limit for WeChat, not Bufan Bai’s limit.

Probably not just his voice alone; clicking it open would be a thrilling ensemble from their dorm room.

「Bufan Bai: The dawn’s first light, the evening’s emerald glow; the rosy mist seen at twilight, like dusk on a hilltop.」

Bufan Bai suddenly decided to write a poem for himself, expressing his longing for home through descriptions of natural scenery.

Lin Li ignored.

「Bufan Bai: I’ve had enough of your baseless accusations, we’re done, I’m teaming up with Bao Wei to bully you!

Listen up, this weekend we’re throwing a super cool party, all the school’s notable figures will be there, but guess who won’t get invited? ’American Baseball Shirt Dance Emoji’」

「Lin Li: No problem bro, just so you guys can party, I’m going on an anti-harassment mission this weekend.」

「Bufan Bai:?」

「Bufan Bai: Bro, have you already found your target?」

「Lin Li: I don’t understand what you’re saying.」

「Bufan Bai: Hey, good bro, isn’t this a flood hitting the Dragon King’s Temple? Guess what, I suddenly remembered, though I don’t have hemorrhoids, I can learn, I love hemorrhoids!」

「Lin Li: Aren’t you going to keep teaming up with Bao Wei to bully me?」

「Bufan Bai: Bro, I’m just joking, my playing with Bao Wei is purely false, playing with you is the real fun. If you say the word, I’ll add mustard to his hemorrhoid cream and mix mint oil in his eye drops without hesitation.」

「Lin Li: To be arrogant first and humble later, amusing upon reflection.」

「Bufan Bai: Laughing! Actually laughing! Young master, you haven’t laughed in ten years. Now, being able to make you laugh, even if I die, it’s worth it.」

「Lin Li: Alright, let’s talk more at school, and stop gathering data from other apps; don’t accidentally trap yourself. It’s getting late, let’s sleep.」

Took a detour and had a midnight snack, now it’s almost twelve, and he hasn’t even showered.

「Bufan Bai: Okay, sleep well.」

「Lin Li: Press 3 for goodnight, press 2 to revive Lao Da, press 1 to send pudding.」

「Bufan Bai: 1111 Are you really going to send it, bro?」

「Lin Li: +3」

「Bufan Bai: +3」

The chat ends here, a yawn followed. Although the body wasn’t tired today, using the brain seriously is exhausting, and ever since activating the system, Lin Li’s sleep quality has been surprisingly good.

...

Good sleep quality doesn’t mean easily getting up early.

If it weren’t for the fact that this September’s weather is still hot as summer, Lin Li’s plan to get up early would be even harder—after all, in winter, the bed is undoubtedly the place where most lingering spirits are born.

Rubbed his tired eyelids, Lin Li opened the curtain; unfortunately, the morning light at this moment wasn’t warm, his own body still cold.

Looking at the sky, there are many clouds today, but they are bright, not dark; Lin Li checked the weather forecast, and there’s no mention of rain.

But as everyone knows, weather is as changeable as a woman, and forecasts as unreliable as men; better take an umbrella just in case, if there’s no rain, it can be left in the classroom as backup.

Looking at these clouds, Lin Li’s sleepy eyes suddenly turned determined. He wiped nonexistent tears: "Lao Da, with all your efforts, what right do I have to complain?"

These clouds in Lin Li’s eyes are not just clouds; they are clearly the cotton planted by God at four in the morning, just like Kobe.

See that cloud, looks like a watermelon.

See that cloud, looks like fried chicken.

See those contrails left by planes, isn’t that God’s whip?

Lao Da planted so much in less than an hour; as a successor of the Mamba spirit, how dare he be weak!

...

[Get up strictly before 5:00 AM every day for a week, diligently practice Body Refining Eighth Rank Technique, accumulate at least half an hour before 7:00 AM. (5/7)]

Only two days left to complete this task.

Today is still a very easy day.

"Odd Chapters are physical exercise, even Chapters are magical; truly, Master Mage is the right path." Lin Li stretched lazily, feeling emotional.

Although there are no concrete stats, Lin Li can feel he’s become healthier in just these two days.

For instance, his left eye which had a bit of pseudomyopia hasn’t shown any blurry vision in these two days.

Spiritual Qi is indeed good stuff, and this is just the effect after two days, an extraordinary must-have; too bad there’s only one Spirit Stone left now.

Why isn’t there any in modern times?

Let’s work hard on the anti-harassment mission, after eliminating three Hehuan Demon’s strongholds, get five more, and enjoy a leisurely day.

"See you, Grandpa Zhou." He greeted the usual NPC Xiaozhou who was always secretly watching him.

Probably hasn’t been successful in stealing techniques these past two days, as he looks more and more frustrated.

...

In the classroom.

"According to unofficial history, Zhuge Liang’s empty city strategy was to cut Sima Yi’s losing streak." Bufan Bai is still keenly discussing Three Kingdoms.