CHAPTER 1236: CHAPTER 1234: LITTLE WITCH LEARNS TO DRIVE

A martial arts ring was set up, displaying a banner for the International Friendship Exchange Martial Arts Competition, and the stands around the ring were filled with people.

Bang!

A massive figure flew out of the ring.

Immediately, thunderous applause erupted from the audience below.

"Huaxia people, such big losers!"

"Seems like being called the Sick Man of East Asia isn’t wrong at all."

"Long live the Empire of Great Dongyin, invincible Great Dongyin!"

...

"King Kong, are you alright?" Long Qiuyu frowned slightly, reaching out to support King Kong.

The towering man wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and gently shook his head.

King Kong’s strength wasn’t top-notch, but his defensive ability was astonishing. Normally, getting hit by a car wouldn’t faze him in the slightest, but the opponent’s seemingly flimsy palm strike sent King Kong flying off the ring, leaving him significantly injured.

"Captain, let me go this time!" Demon Princess volunteered.

"Alright, be careful, avoid direct combat with them, I’m afraid these Dongyin people might go for the kill," Long Qiuyu warned seriously.

...

At the school gate.

"My beautiful goddess, please accept my confession and be my girlfriend!" A male student holding a bouquet of roses looked admiringly at Lin Shir.

From his clumsy Huaxia, it was clear that this male student was not a Huaxia student, but a Dongyin student.

"Why should I be your girlfriend?" Lin Shir wasn’t particularly fond of Dongyin people, but she didn’t dislike them either.

"Didn’t you just say, if I wrote your name on my test sheet, I could be your boyfriend!" The Dongyin student exclaimed excitedly.

The people around immediately looked at the Dongyin student as if he were an idiot. Like, seriously, who hadn’t heard of Little Witch’s reputation? If her words could be taken seriously, she wouldn’t be called Little Witch.

But this time, Lin Shir smiled and said, "You want to be my boyfriend, huh?"

"Yes, Lin Shir Goddess, please let me be your boyfriend." The Dongyin student nodded earnestly.

Wang Dadong saw Lin Shir’s expression and knew she was up to her usual mischief, and with Lin Shir’s usual antics, it was definitely going to piss someone off.

"Okay, but, I already have a boyfriend. If you want to be my boyfriend, you’ll have to defeat him first." Sure enough, Lin Shir glanced at Wang Dadong and said to the Dongyin student.

"Really? Then, I... uh, my beautiful Lin Shir Goddess, I decide to give up, I think we should be friends." As soon as the Dongyin student saw Wang Dadong, his expression changed instantly.

What a joke, at the university sports meet, this guy was the star, even defeating the samurai of their Empire of Great Dongyin; challenging him would be sheer madness.

"Boring! Brother-in-law, let’s go!" Lin Shir’s interest evaporated when she saw the Dongyin student back down.

Hearing Lin Shir call Wang Dadong brother-in-law, the Dongyin student said, "Wait a minute, my beautiful goddess, he’s not your boyfriend, he’s your brother-in-law?"

Lin Shir turned back, irritated, "Who told you my brother-in-law can’t be my boyfriend?"

Wang Dadong quickly grabbed Lin Shir’s hand and ran, afraid she might say something even more outrageous.

People might even think they were having an illicit affair.

The two went directly back to Eastern County Villa and took out Wang Dadong’s dust-covered Cadillac.

This Cadillac was actually bought for Wang Dadong by Lin Shir.

After washing the car, Wang Dadong drove it back to the villa and prepared to teach Lin Shir how to drive within the villa.

The Eastern County Villa was a standalone house, with sizable gaps between villas and few people around, making it perfect for a female driver to practice.

Lin Shir got into the driver’s seat, her pretty face brimming with excitement.

She hadn’t touched a car in ages since being blacklisted by every driving school, and now she finally had a chance to drive.

Lin Shir took a deep breath and then skillfully buckled her seat belt.

As the Little Witch, eagerly gripping the steering wheel, was about to start, she suddenly noticed Wang Dadong hadn’t fastened his seat belt and immediately said seriously, "Brother-in-law, why didn’t you buckle up?"

Wang Dadong said helplessly, "As long as you’re happy."

You’re buckling the belt in the passenger’s seat slot, how the heck am I supposed to buckle up?

"Uh, sorry, brother-in-law, I’ve always sat in the passenger seat, it’s a habit..." Lin Shir seemed to realize why Wang Dadong wasn’t buckled up and bashfully touched her head.

Wang Dadong fastened his seat belt and started explaining how to drive to Lin Shir.

A few minutes later, Lin Shir claimed she had completely mastered it.

She started the car and slowly drove forward.

"Shishi, step on it!" Wang Dadong turned to Lin Shir with an encouraging look.

"Okay, I’ll step on it!" Lin Shir nodded.

"Shishi, step on it!" Wang Dadong repeated.

"Got it."

"Got it, my ass, I meant the gas pedal!"

...

"When shifting gears, look at the road, not down!"

"Damn! I told you to shift gears, not grab my leg!"

...

"Shishi, do you see the person in front?"

"I see him!"

"Quick, run him over!"

"Ah, brother-in-law, I don’t dare!" Even if Lin Shir had guts as big as the sky, she wouldn’t dare run someone over.

Wang Dadong’s face twitched uncontrollably, then he cursed, "Then hurry and brake, you idiot!"

...

After an afternoon of driving practice with Lin Shir, Wang Dadong finally understood why driving instructors are known for their tempers.

Every instructor is like a fallen angel, not just teaching driving, but risking their lives.

"Shishi, I finally understand why you’re blacklisted by every driving school; they’re just trying to save their lives..." Wang Dadong said helplessly.

"Brother-in-law, am I that dumb..." Lin Shir seemed kind of embarrassed too.

By the end of the afternoon, the once pristine Cadillac had become a sorry sight, with numerous damages to the villa’s streetlights and fences.

If he’d known this, Wang Dadong would’ve taken her to the suburbs for practice; just the compensation costs alone could buy a new car.

"Not too bad." Wang Dadong was too exhausted to complain anymore.

"Brother-in-law, are you saying I can still be taught?" Lin Shir suddenly felt hopeful again.

Wang Dadong, with veins popping on his forehead, replied, "At least when you’re crashing, you remember to scream for help."

"Brother-in-law, don’t be mad, I’ll pay for the car repairs if that’s what it takes," Lin Shir said sheepishly.

"That’s more like it." Hearing the Little Devil’s words, Wang Dadong’s expression slightly improved.

Afterward, Wang Dadong drove the car to the repair shop.

He was informed it would take a few days to fix, so he left his address and the car key, asking them to deliver it to Eastern County Villa once done.

After leaving the repair shop, Wang Dadong saw someone he didn’t particularly want to meet.

Hao Wentao.

Seeing this guy meant there was a task at hand.