Chapter 447: Chapter 445: The Love I Gave You is Written Before the Common Era

The great pyramid owned by Pharaoh Lin Shuang was forcefully occupied by this bad woman named Zhu Xiaoman.

Folks, who understands! It’s so delicious that I can’t stop eating! I just a whole storm sucked it down!

The pyramid was leveled by the bad woman! How horrifying!

Okay, actually, the great pyramid still exists, it’s just been hidden.

Waiting to be discovered and excavated by archaeologists.

The love I gave you is written in the era before Christ~

Buried in the Mesopotamian Plain~ Ooh~

Discovered centuries later~

The cuneiform on the clay tablets is still clearly visible~

Speaking of which… is this Mesopotamian Plain in Ancient Egypt?

Nevermind, anyhow, now the great pyramid has been conquered by the Mesopotamian Plain…

Pharaoh Lin Shuang suddenly realized inside the pyramid: Oh right, the earth’s plates do move.

Isn’t Mount Everest, the world’s tallest peak, formed by plate tectonics?

The movement of tectonic plates collided, the plains swallowed the pyramid, and it was buried underground. Centuries later it was surrounded and submerged by the sea, washed by the waves, and after many more centuries, it resurfaced to see the light of day again.

It’s quite magical.

That’s archaeology for you.

The only thing that confused Pharaoh Lin Shuang was.

This Mesopotamian Plain, it’s not that peaceful.

It should be called a plain only if it’s like the kind Little Ling Meng and Wanwan are…

No, that’s not right, I can’t pick on Wanwan. Wanwan should be considered a small hill.

But then again, plains, plateaus, hills, mountains, and basins, these five basic landforms always coexist.

So, having high plateaus jutting out on the Mesopotamian Plain is quite normal.

Yep, it’s very much in line with geographical laws.

So…

“Zhu Xiaoman! Why is it you?!”

“Young Master Lin… Your servant has… been chasing you… for a long time…”

The weather on the Mesopotamian Plain is unpredictable, sometimes a violent storm, sometimes thunder and lightning…

This line should probably be delivered with the voice-over tone of a documentary narrator like Zhao Zhongxiang…

Anyway.

In the end, the great Egyptian pyramid was finally unearthed.

Pharaoh Lin Shuang returned to his throne, looking up at the pyramid.

Even though he was bound and taken back…

Is there anyone who can rescue the Pharaoh!

The second phase of the archaeological activities is about to start!

There are so many treasures inside this pyramid, the archaeology project seems endless!

In a moment, Pharaoh Lin Shuang will become Mummy Lin Shuang! He’ll turn into a dried corpse!

At last… the rescue arrives, belated.

Before the person arrives, a voice comes like a stream flowing through a banquet of cups, “Husband, your consort has returned.”

Lin Shuang turns at the sound, and a refined and elegant Female Sword Immortal enters the bedroom unhurriedly.

Her top is pure white, her skirt is light green, her black hair is held up behind her head with a jade hairpin, and she’s wearing Evil-Resisting Ice Silk long stockings on her legs.

—This outfit on Xia Yubing, where has Lin Shuang seen it before!

“Yubing! Save me!”

Fairy Yubing, upon seeing the scene on the couch, frowns deeply, “What are you doing!”

Zhu Xiaoman, who’s holding the hostage, is too busy to care about her.

Can’t you see!

Yubing does the voice-over, “Let go of my husband!”

Lin Shuang continues to cry for help, “No, Yubing, why are you just watching! Strike this Demoness with a sword!”

The refined and elegant Fairy Yubing, however, points her sword at him.

“My lord! My husband… why would you betray me? Where did your consort go wrong?”

The Fairy’s speech is heartrending, but why does Lin Shuang feel like she’s holding back laughter!

“I’m the victim here! How did I ever betray you?!”

“My husband must be tired of me and seeking new thrills, huh?”

Lin Shuang thought to himself that this was indeed a fresh experience, he never dreamed there would be such an innovative play!

Oh, it seems he is actually dreaming right now, so no worries.

So what exactly is this play!

Before Fairy Yubing’s tearful eyes, Demoness Zhu Xiaoman conducted another archaeological excavation.

It wasn’t until this moment that Fairy Yubing suddenly realized she should save Lin Shuang, drawing her sword and attacking Zhu Xiaoman.

“You demoness, let go of my husband, take this!”

“Your pure and yang husband tastes so delicious~”

The fairy and the demoness started fighting right before Lin Shuang.

“Stop fighting, both of you!”

“Old… My husband, do you feel sorry for your concubine for striking her?”

Did this fairy just almost call him her hubby?! She’s slipping up! Cut and reshoot!

Demoness Zhu Xiaoman swung her sword while letting out an evil woman’s laugh.

“Young Master Lin has already been thoroughly seduced by me~ slurp~”

Lin Shuang shouted loudly, “I’m not! I didn’t!”

Fairy Yubing, like a girl deceived and pure, “You say you didn’t! I saw it with my own eyes, husband!”

Lin Shuang was also getting into the act, “…My lady! The demoness only took my body, but my heart is still with you!”

Oh my god, what kind of prime-time soap opera dialogue is this!

Demoness Zhu Xiaoman showed a weak spot, and Fairy Yubing finally won this sword fight.

She approached Lin Shuang with her sword, her eyes brimming with tears, “Husband keeps saying his heart is still with me… now prove it!”

So how to prove it!

Archaeological excavation began once again…

The defeated demoness Zhu Xiaoman peeked out, secretly watching, wanting to help.

Lin Shuang was left speechless by the absurdity.

Is this some kind of dream love square!

…

As dawn approached.

The hatch of “Soul Dreaming” slowly opened, Xia Yubing slowly opened her eyes, while Zhu Xiaoman also woke up on the other side.

“Why did it suddenly stop?”

“…He must have woken up.”

Xia Yubing nodded thoughtfully, “Then probably, some other sisters at home are up to no good again.”

Zhu Xiaoman held her cheeks, still intoxicated, “I… wasn’t done having fun with hubby…”

“Don’t you dare call him hubby, you demoness!”

“Young Master Lin… Mmm… I want to go back to Huai City…”

Xia Yubing sat up, stretched lazily, “You just keep working hard here. Until all of hubby’s memories are awakened, don’t even think about going out.”

“Young Master Lin… Hehe… Young Master Lin…”

…

When Lin Shuang opened his eyes, he found himself being held by Ayao, who was gently smoothing his brows with her hand.

“Master~ Did you have a nightmare?”

“Um…”

Waking up to see a girl by your side in the morning is such bliss!

Especially after having such a weird dream!

Lin Shuang hugged her and washed his face, “…It wasn’t exactly a nightmare, did Ayao sneak over?”

“Little Dove was too restless in her sleep! Otherwise, I could have come over earlier.”

Ayao also hugged him tightly and began to coquettishly snuggle up, “Master has to go back to the set after breakfast.”

“Yes…”

“I’ll miss you… Hmph, but by the next time Master comes back, Ayao might be barely ready to start working as Master’s little secretary.”

During this time, Ayao has been working hard on her internship.

“Secretary Ayao, you’ve worked hard.”

The two held each other and fell asleep again, comforted.