The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I
Chapter 108 : Are Light Novels Real or Fake?
[For one consecutive month, rise before the hour of Mao (5-7 a.m.) and diligently practice the Eight-Section Body Tempering exercise for a cumulative total of at least half a shichen (one hour) before the hour of Chen (7-9 a.m.). (7/30)]
By the time the training mission was completed, Chen Yuying had long since returned.
Letting out a long, turbid breath, he turned his head to look at the window and saw the faces of Qu Wanqiu and Yu Yu. No wonder the progress of his Mission 5 had been increasing. He was only one step away from completion.
Having felt so much of his charm, he hoped they wouldn't fall in love with him.
Waving at the two of them, Lin Li put his hands in his pockets and left.
After confirming that they could no longer see him, Lin Li scratched his butt and pulled out the pants that were stuck in his butt crack due to sweat.
Fortunately, he had just checked the window.
In front of Little Zhou, he had no such scruples.
Returning to his own dormitory, he prepared to take a shower.
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei were still lying in bed. Chen Tianming had already gotten up and started to tidy himself up. As for his tidying up, Lin Li's evaluation was that it was like putting a shit-rimmed border on a shit pot.
"Lin Li, what were you doing?" Bai Bufan, who had barely opened one eye, asked.
"I'm all sweaty now. Guess what I was doing outside?"
"Fucking Wang Ze," Bai Bufan analyzed rationally and gave the answer.
"That's right," Lin Li yawned, opened his backpack, and took out his clothes.
"Lin Li, do you think this wavy hairstyle suits me?" Chen Tianming asked Lin Li with some expectation.
Lin Li shook his head.
"Then what kind of hairstyle do you think suits me? Forget about yesterday's traitor hairstyle," Chen Tianming decided to trust Lin Li one more time.
"A grave mound."
"Get lost," Chen Tianming decided never to trust Lin Li again.
After taking a shower and simply machine-washing and drying his clothes, it was almost 6:30. However, the assembly time at the entrance was 7:20, so Bai Bufan and the others still hadn't gotten up.
They would set off at 7:30. The base was about a twenty-minute drive from Pingjiang Amusement Park, so they could make it for the summer opening time of 8:00 and be the first batch of tourists.
Lin Li, who had exercised for an hour, was already hungry, so he left the room alone and went to the breakfast place included in the accommodation fee.
He didn't expect that even on an autumn outing, he would still be responsible for bringing breakfast for these animals.
Love is always feeling indebted.
Lin Li had recently often felt that he owed Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei. It seemed this was love.
Damn it, am I actually gay?
It couldn't be that he really owed them, right?
After taking a picture of the types of breakfast and sending it to them, letting them tell him what they wanted, Lin Li prepared to go back with a large and small bag.
At the entrance of the breakfast place, he saw Chen Yuying and the other three who had just arrived.
Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu avoided Lin Li's gaze and hid behind Chen Yuying and Yu Yu.
Trying to play dead? Not a chance.
Lin Li sneered and blocked the door, "You two know what to do, otherwise don't even think about getting in through this door."
Seeing this, Chen Yuying smiled and pulled Yu Yu aside, indicating that she would not protect them.
"Aiya, so annoying. Daddy, daddy, is that okay! Tsk—" Ding Sihan wanted to struggle, but she was too uncomfortable being stared at by Lin Li. She gave up and said in a decadent voice.
"Hey! My little Ding Ding!" Lin Li smiled kindly.
Ding Sihan: "?"
"Daddy..." Qu Wanqiu also called out helplessly.
"Hey! My little Jiu Jiu!" Lin Li's smile became even more kind.
Qu Wanqiu: "?"
"Alright, go in. You're allowed to have breakfast," Lin Li nodded with satisfaction and then made way.
There were always a few girls from other classes following behind the four of them.
When Lin Li was done, he looked at them and was about to move aside and say sorry for blocking their way when he saw the girls' heads shaking like a rattle drum, "We're not eating, we're not eating. We don't have to call you that, right!!"
Then they ran away as if they were fleeing, without any hesitation.
No one told them that they had to acknowledge a father to have breakfast here?
What's with this place! No wonder it's so cheap! There really is a trap.
"Hey! Bro! No! Sis! No! Hey!" It took Lin Li a second to understand their misunderstanding, but when he wanted to explain, the people were already gone.
"Bùháo, I have a vague feeling that I'm going to be scolded again," Lin Li gave up the chase and narrowed his eyes.
...
Lin Li was actually Spider-Man, and that was just a spider-sense.
School Dad Lin Li was once again sanctioned by Xue Jian.
Old Jian Tou had really become more and more skilled at scolding him recently. After promising that he would no longer go around being everyone's dad, Lin Li finally got his freedom.
Getting on the bus with Bai Bufan and the others, Lin Li sat in his old seat. After sitting down, he found that Bai and Zhou had also silently sat behind him.
The seat next to him was clearly empty.
Lin Li turned his head, "Why don't you sit next to me?"
"Do you have to humiliate us twice before you're satisfied?" Bai Bufan gave him the middle finger.
"Lin Li, I already know your true nature. I'd rather sit next to a stray dog on the side of the road than sit next to you," Zhou Baowei's scolding was even more vulgar.
"Support!" Bai Bufan nodded heavily.
Lin Li sighed and looked at Bai Bufan with the eyes of someone looking at a fool, "You're still supporting here? Do you want to guess which stray dog on the side of the road Baowei was talking about just now?"
Bai Bufan: "?"
Bai Bufan turned his head mechanically, looked at Zhou Baowei, and pointed at himself sitting next to him, "It can't be me, right?"
Zhou Baowei looked at Bai Bufan on his left and the car window on his right, and shook his head sincerely, "No, look at this window. It looks so much like a stray dog on the side of the road. Of course I was talking about it."
"..."
"Baowei, I %¥# (birdsong and fragrant flowers)."
The two of them had a good relationship and quickly started fighting. Lin Li smiled slightly, hiding his merits and fame.
This was the strategy of driving a tiger to swallow a wolf.
Good, good.
Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan were also loyal. The four of them in their dorm sat in six seats in the front. They could have sat in the front, but after seeing him alone, they still came over to sit next to him, not letting him be alone.
Although Lin Li didn't really care.
His eldest daughter was definitely not a petty person. It seemed she hadn't blown much pillow talk to him. At least she was a neutral person.
Unfortunately, Chen Yuying didn't trigger any missions when she got on the bus this time.
[Mission 5 has been completed.]
[You have received the reward: Constitution Improvement: Mecha Synchronization Index +10; Random Talent*1]
The title had been silently nourishing Mission 5 ever since Yu Yu got on the bus. It was already on the verge of completion, and now it was done.
[You have obtained the talent: Singing]
It was a little better than ballet, but it was just icing on the cake. After all, Lin Li thought he was already a god of singing.
Lin Li's mind was immediately filled with a lot of knowledge about singing, such as vocal techniques. However, this ability, like ballet, did not appear on Lin Li's panel.
On the way to Pingjiang Amusement Park, everyone was quiet because a good number of people, including Lin Li, chose to take a nap during the bumpy twenty-minute ride.
Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying were also napping, leaning their heads against each other.
Light novels are all lies.
At this time, shouldn't Chen Yuying have swayed with the bumps of the vehicle, and then unknowingly leaned on his shoulder for a bit of romance?
With this thought, Lin Li also closed his eyes and fell asleep.
"Alright, those who are asleep, wake up. Everyone, get off the bus in an orderly manner. Don't wander off after getting off. Stay in..."
Woke up.
Light novels are real.
When Lin Li was woken up by Xue Jian's voice, he found that the two of them were leaning against each other.
The only flaw was that he was leaning on Chen Yuying's shoulder, which was a bit of a reversal.
But, a girl's shoulder, even the shoulder area, was really fragrant and soft.
Lin Li felt that his own arm was just getting in the way.
Chen Yuying didn't seem to be awake yet. Lin Li immediately sat up straight and subconsciously touched his mouth. Fortunately, he didn't drool in his sleep, otherwise he would have lost all his face.
Chen Yuying then woke up, stretched elegantly and restrainedly, her gaze seemingly avoiding Lin Li.
Lin Li narrowed his eyes, "Class president, were you already awake just now?"
Chen Yuying pursed her lips. Her cheeks were a little red from being exposed, but she said with some annoyance, "Lin Li, you're being nosy."
Then she rubbed her shoulders. Leaning on one side and then the other, the experience of sitting in the middle was really too heavy.
Next time she should sit... forget it, she'd still sit in the middle.
"Class president, it's not that I have low EQ, but that my face is thick and I don't get embarrassed, so I just wanted to see you get embarrassed," after getting the answer, Lin Li laughed out loud.
Chen Yuying pretending to be asleep was indeed to avoid embarrassing Lin Li.
But she had worried too much.
A pervert, especially a self-disciplined good pervert, doesn't get embarrassed.
"Hmph!"
Chen Yuying decided in her heart that she would put a nail board on her right shoulder.
It would be better to just stab Lin Li to death.
(End of Chapter)