The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I
Chapter 129 : A Brother for a Day, a Brother for Life
This was an unprecedented victory since the beginning of this semester, after discovering his rival, Lin Li.
In a great mood, Wang Yuezhi started scrolling through other people's Moments.
Upon refreshing, he found that Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu had also posted.
It didn't matter if others liked it or not, but Wang Yuezhi had to like Ding Sihan's post, as she had helped him vent his anger by cursing Lin Li.
After Wang Yuezhi liked the post, he was about to study if he could see a different version of Chen Yuying in their Moments to save, when his eyes narrowed.
Both Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu's Moments were nine-square grids. The surrounding pictures were different, but the picture in the middle was the same for both of them.
A group photo of the three girls with a parade float.
But the problem was, the front of the float behind them, as well as the heads of the dolls on the roadside, had all been photoshopped into Lin Li's smiling face with makeup on. And on the nose of each Lin Li face, a large red ball had been drawn.
The rest was fine, but this red ball...
It deeply stimulated Wang Yuezhi.
The scene of Chen Yuying handing him the nose this afternoon was still vivid in his mind.
The red nose... should be an exclusive bond between him and Chen Yuying.
When he saw the red nose in his backpack, he would think of Chen Yuying.
Then when Chen Yuying saw a red nose, she would also think of him.
But Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu's photoshopped pictures were challenging his authority over this red nose.
What if in the future, when Chen Yuying saw it, she not only thought of him but also of Lin Li?
A sense of crisis arose spontaneously. He shouldn't be arrogant in victory or discouraged in defeat. Now was not the time to pop the champagne.
Clicking on the comments, Wang Yuezhi's fingers were once again at a loss for what to type. After careful consideration, his clever brain took over:
「Rainy Day: Maliciously photoshopping pictures like this isn't very good, is it?」
...
At this moment, Lin Li was standing in the corner of his room as punishment, surrounded by a dense crowd of people, extremely noisy.
Around him, glasses clinked, laughter and chatter filled the air. Those playing board games were playing board games, those playing video games were playing video games, and those eating were eating.
Only he stood in the corner, trembling with heat—the corner was ninety degrees, it was really hot.
When he had just run to the door, Bai Bufan had already arrived with Wang Ze and the others.
Two fists are no match for eighteen hands. He didn't win.
These beasts, in order to prevent him from studying, not only physically humiliated him severely, but almost even filmed a defeat CG.
Fortunately, he had managed to hold on to his last shred of dignity.
However, in order to keep a close eye on him, they had moved their entertainment base to his room and wouldn't let him leave. He could only be trapped in the corner, and from time to time, a 'guard' would come to inspect his phone screen.
First, they would confirm that he wasn't studying, then they would spit on him.
Poet's hold.
He really wanted to summon a bolt of lightning from the heavens to strike all these dog-like things dead.
Now he really couldn't study. But fortunately, he had already used the 【Enhanced Memory】 ability once, and had memorized a lot of new knowledge today.
The core purpose of Lin Li's insistence on studying was to ensure that the cooldown of 【Enhanced Memory】 was always running.
After all, during the 20 minutes of 【Enhanced Memory】, his learning and memorization efficiency was more than ten times that of normal. It was too much of a waste to let it go to waste.
Tomorrow morning, while these people were sleeping, he would set aside twenty minutes to use it again, and then he could wait until he got home to study.
After looking at his Moments, Lin Li couldn't help but laugh.
「Lin Li: Do not do to others what you would not have them do to you. Have you forgotten the principles the Master taught you?」
「Ding Sihan: Is Wang Yuezhi very close to you? How come you're not even angry yet, but he is? [Image]」
Hmm?
Lin Li clicked on Ding Sihan's profile picture again, refreshed it, and saw Wang Yuezhi's comment.
To be honest, Lin Li didn't expect Wang Yuezhi to actually speak up for him.
Could it be that he really considered him a brother?
Wang Yuezhi's magnanimity made Lin Li feel ashamed of himself.
Not only was Wang Yuezhi braver than him, but he also far surpassed him in terms of magnanimity. And now his grades were better than his. He was truly a complete loser.
Lin Li decided that in the future, he would extend the duration of Wang Yuezhi being his good brother a little longer.
There was an update in the comments of his Moments.
「Ding Sihan replied to Wang Yuezhi: I asked him, he has no objections.」
「Bai Bufan replied to Wang Yuezhi: I was there, Lin Li really has no objections.」
Lin Li: "?"
"What f*cking scene were you at, Bai Bufan? I didn't see any dog shit on the roadside at that time," Lin Li looked up and expressed his thoughts directly.
"There was, I was in your ass at that time," Bai Bufan smiled.
Lin Li: "..."
What a kamikaze truck, inflicting eight hundred damage on the enemy and a thousand on himself.
Compared to Bai Bufan, Wang Yuezhi was a true good brother.
「Lin Li replied to Ding Sihan: I have objections.」
「Comment has been deleted」
「Lin Li replied to Bai Bufan: I have objections!」
「Comment has been deleted」
「Lin Li replied to Wang Yuezhi: I have no objections.」
「Ding Sihan liked your comment.」
Damn.
Censorship is truly terrifying. A person really can't be without power.
Thinking back to being kicked out of the group chat tonight, Lin Li decided that he had to seize power into his own hands.
New!
「Lin Li: 1」
「Lin Li: Chatting in that group makes it hard to find the photos we took today. Let's chat in this group.」
「Ding Sihan has left the group chat.」
「Qu Wanqiu has left the group chat.」
「Chen Yuying: ...Are we still chatting?」
Lin Li: "..."
「Lin Li: I feel like private chat is better.」
Question: What's the point of a group chat with only two people?
Answer: When a mini-program game requires you to share it to a group chat, you can send it here.
Lin Li relied on pulling Bai Bufan in and then having Bai Bufan leave the group to have two group chats with only himself. Besides sharing, they could also be used as a memo.
Lin Li didn't disband it either. Let's keep it. A small group with just him and the class president was quite interesting. Maybe it would be useful someday.
Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu in the original group chat had already started barking and laughing at him.
A person who has not won the love of the people, even if they briefly grasp power, will be quickly overthrown—Lin Li felt that his political grades were about to improve again.
Isolated by the boys, discriminated against by the girls.
Why is life so difficult?
Only Wang Yuezhi could make him feel a little bit of human warmth.
"Wang Yuezhi—"
...
"Lin Li—"
Perhaps it was a telepathic connection.
When Lin Li called out Wang Yuezhi's name, Wang Yuezhi was also calling out his, just with a different emotion:
"I will not rest until you are dead!!!"
After seeing Lin Li reply that he had no objections, Wang Yuezhi had completely lost his reason to interfere. At this moment, he roared with hatred in a low voice.
Zhuo Yongfei: "?"
What the hell is going on now?
...
The next day.
【For one consecutive month, rise before the hour of the Rabbit to diligently practice the Eight-Stage Body Tempering Art, for a cumulative total of at least half a shichen before the hour of the Dragon (8/30)】
Lin Li still finished his workout at the same old place.
The 【Light of Xiling】 title was very useful, it really increased his workout efficiency by 50%.
And in broad daylight, the light of the righteous path was completely concealed, so he didn't need to worry too much.
Because he woke up even earlier today than yesterday, after waving to Chen Yuying who had just woken up by the window, Lin Li returned to his dorm to take a shower.
At this time, breakfast was probably still steaming. Lin Li decided to use 【Enhanced Memory】 to study first.
Let's kill a hundred words first.
He opened the learning app, put on his Bluetooth headphones, and Lin Li immediately got into the zone.
tadpole, noun, tadpole.
Mhm.
tad (tao, condom) po (po, broken) le (le, suffix), the condom broke, the tadpoles came out.
tadpole, tadpole.
Memorized.
heritage, noun, inheritance.
Mhm.
he (he) ri (ri, f*cked) ta (ta, him) ge (ge, brother), in order to fight for the inheritance, he f*cked his brother.
heritage, inheritance.
Memorized.
"heritage~"
This memory method completely ignored the pronunciation. When Lin Li clicked on the pronunciation, he suddenly realized that his Bluetooth was not connected and immediately started frantically pressing the volume down button.
His movements were exactly like when he was playing on his phone during evening self-study and it made a sound.
Taking a deep breath, Lin Li turned his head.
The three people who were like dead pigs yesterday, including Chen Tianming, were now sitting up. Their usually sleepy eyes were now staring intently at Lin Li.
【Enhanced Memory】 had already been activated, he couldn't afford to rest.
"I'll go get you guys breakfast," Lin Li said calmly.
"Stop!"
Dodging Bai Bufan who rushed up to hug him, Lin Li rushed out the door.
Bai Bufan: "You f*cker, at least leave the door! It's cold in the morning!"
(End of Chapter)