Chapter 140 : It's Burning Up, the Sphincter that Surpasses the Limit! - The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I - NovelsTime

The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I

Chapter 140 : It's Burning Up, the Sphincter that Surpasses the Limit!

Author: InkQuillWrites
updatedAt: 2026-01-10

What is the most difficult escape room in the world?

For Lin Li, the one he had experienced so far, ranked first, was when he didn't want to pee at all, had a fully charged phone in his hand, and was lying in bed, needing to escape to the outdoors where the temperature was below 0 degrees Celsius.

And the second one was this very moment.

Lin Li was filled with regret.

He regretted why he and Bai Bufan hadn't stopped this guy from stuffing everything into his mouth just now.

So it wasn't Baowei's toilet that was going to suffer, it was them!

He digested it too quickly!

Lin Li also regretted why he had used up [Heal] yesterday. Otherwise, he might have been able to alleviate Baowei's symptoms by touching his butt now.

Unfortunately, some things, once missed, are gone forever.

"Let me out, let me out!" Wang Ze screamed at the top of his lungs.

Lin Li opened the cable car window to let the smell dissipate as much as possible, and at the same time, pointed at the window and said to Wang Ze, "There's enough space for you to squeeze through. Go ahead."

Wang Ze: "..."

You motherf*cker.

He wanted to get out, but not in this way.

"What time is it now, and you're still joking here! Is this the time for jokes!" Wang Ze roared loudly.

"Why are you shouting so loudly? What if you scare Baowei's poop out!" Lin Li was not intimidated at all and shouted even louder.

Wang Ze obediently fell silent and carefully looked at Zhou Baowei, whose face was still pale.

Everyone was actually quite rational. Although they were shouting and screaming, they didn't walk around, as they all knew that it was dangerous to do so in a cable car.

"Cable car, damn cable car, hurry up! Speed up!" Bai Bufan's face was pale, and he gripped the leather seat tightly, his voice pleading.

Cable car: "..."

There was actually an emergency button in the cable car that could call the staff, but everyone also knew that although the situation might be very urgent, it was impossible for it to be very urgent.

And pressing it might not solve the problem. On the contrary, it might easily cause Baowea to completely leave this planet and sail far away.

The calmest person in the cable car was Chen Tianming, who didn't shout or scream the whole time.

A model for us all.

Lin Li was about to take him as the backbone and go over to take a look, but his phone screen was a sea of green. The content of the conversation was naturally with Yao Qiaoqiao, and the content was:

「Chen Tianming: I'm screwed, screwed, screwed!」

「Chen Tianming: I might be about to die!!!」

「Chen Tianming: ...」

Yao Qiaoqiao had not replied yet.

The backbone of a human organization cannot be a dog, so Lin Li waved his hand in disgust. This kid, Chen Tianming, exuded a smell that was even more foul than Baowei's fart.

Lin Li returned to his original position, and at the same time, moved closer to Bai Bufan's side, then turned his head and asked seriously, "Baowei, can you hold on? There's probably about twenty minutes left."

The cable car had not been moving for long.

"I... don't... know," Zhou Baowei's hands were clasped together and pressed against his abdomen, his voice strained. "But I... have a feeling... that poop is imminent."

"Your butt isn't pointy right now, is it? Don't let it rain down, I don't want that kind of thing!" Bai Bufan said with a mournful face.

"Hold on! You have to hold on! I'm praying for you now, you can do it," Zhang Haoyang was a bit of a believer in Buddhism, so he put his hands together and started to pray.

It's just that listening to the scriptures he was chanting, Lin Li felt it sounded more like a funeral service.

"Yes, yes, Baowei, you hold on. In just twenty minutes, you can have a big poop!" Wang Ze also quickly chimed in, and then reminded, "And, at this time, you must not trust any fart. They are all temptations, all traps! Be careful of the soup and water!"

"Don't say... that kind of thing... don't... don't say... poop... that word!!" Zhou Baowei roared like a suppressed beast.

The cabin was quiet for a moment again.

"Slap!" Wang Ze slapped himself in the face, saying with despair and remorse, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please forgive me!!"

I f*cking deserve to die.

"I declare that the cabin has officially entered a state of emergency martial law! All of you, you must be careful with your words and actions! Give Baowei the best environment to hold in his poop!"

At this time, Great Leader Lin had to stand up. He shouted sternly.

Everyone immediately fell silent, not even daring to breathe loudly.

Everyone was very nervous, and at this moment, every second felt like a year.

"*buuu—*"

At this time, the fart was particularly clear.

Everyone looked at Zhou Baowei nervously, but he shook his head, "It's... just... a fart."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief again.

"But... but next time... I... can't... guarantee it," Zhou Baowei gritted his teeth.

Everyone's hearts were in their throats again.

Everyone tried to find a solution on the internet, but found that these were all empty talk and had no practical use.

Looking at Zhou Baowei again, his expression was already a little dazed, and his pupils were gradually dilating.

He felt like he was already seeing his life flash before his eyes, and he might have even been dead for a while.

"Hold on, there are only ten minutes left, and we can reach the other shore," Lin Li said with a ferocious and terrified expression after Baowei let out another fart that was just a fart.

"Ten minutes... I might... might..." Zhou Baowei's voice was extremely weak, and he didn't finish his sentence.

When he looked up with an expression that was even more fiery than Fire Punch, everything was already unspoken.

He had reached his limit.

He couldn't reach the other side.

"Baowei, I have a bag here, a black one," Bai Bufan rummaged through his backpack and found a bag.

"Poop in this? And we carry it over?" Wang Ze asked on behalf of Zhou Baowei.

"No, let's use this to cover his head after we get off the cable car. That way, no one will know it was him," Bai Bufan shook his head.

Wang Ze: "..."

Should I say Bai Bufan is a genius, or should I say Bai Bufan is a genius?

Zhou Baowei turned his head and stared at Bai Bufan.

Although he didn't say anything, his expression looked like he wanted to put his butt on Bai Bufan's head.

Time continued to pass.

Zhou Baowei's forehead and neck were already covered in sweat.

"What should I do? I really can't hold it in anymore..." Zhou Baowei's voice was already choked with sobs, and his vision was blurry. He didn't know if it was sweat or tears running down his forehead.

Among everyone present, when it came to despair, who was really as desperate as him?

Everyone was afraid he would really let it out, but he was the one who was most afraid of himself really letting it out.

He was in so much pain that he was about to break down.

Once the gate was breached, even if everyone present promised not to tell anyone, it would still become a nightmare for the rest of his life.

"It's okay, don't cry," at this moment, Lin Li's voice in his ear was blurry.

Then Zhou Baowei suddenly felt a needle prick on his arm. It was a little painful. He turned his head with difficulty and saw that Lin Li was holding his Pingjiang Warrior's medal in his hand and had pricked his fingertip with the pin on it.

"The sharp pain will help you relieve it a little," Lin Li said.

It seems to be working a little?

Not sure.

"Then... continue... pricking," Zhou Baowei was willing to believe any method now, so he replied with difficulty.

Lin Li really couldn't bear to see his brother cry, and neither could everyone else.

After discovering that Zhou Baowei had started to cry, the cabin became completely quiet. Chen Tianming had already put down his phone, and Bai Bufan was so anxious that he was scratching his head. He had already started to hold his black plastic bag with his hands and was constantly gesturing, probably planning to deliver the baby.

"It will be fine, Baowei. You think you've reached your limit, but people can break through their limits," Lin Li continued to comfort him.

At the same time, he smeared the blood from the pin onto the "Limit-Breaking Talisman" hidden in his palm.

I'm sorry, Lord Limit-Breaking Talisman. I didn't expect your first use to be in this situation, but this is the only thing I can do at this time.

Since it says it can break through all kinds of limits, then the ability to contract the sphincter and endurance should also be no problem, right?

Although the effect of one talisman only lasts for ten minutes, it's enough.

As for the fifty system currency, he still had over nine hundred in his pocket. He wasn't short of this little bit.

It would be a great loss if his brother died so early. At least he should die after the class division when he has no more use.

The moment the blood on the pin touched the "Limit-Breaking Talisman," the scattered bloodstains were completely absorbed by it, and the talisman itself changed color slightly.

"Baowei! I just saw a massage technique that should be able to help you relieve it and help you break through your limit!" After Lin Li stood up and said a sentence, he slammed his palm on Zhou Baowei's neck, and then his hands began to rub pretentiously.

"Lin Li, are you crazy! You can't stimulate him at this time!" Bai Bufan's liver and gallbladder were about to split. He quickly went up with the bag.

"F*ck!" Zhou Baowei shouted.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li was also a little nervous. He had never used the "Limit-Breaking Talisman" himself, and he didn't know what it felt like to have it attached.

"My corpse has returned to life!"

"...Much better. I felt like it was about to pop out just now, but now it feels like it has retracted."

Zhou Baowei's face, compared to just now, visibly had a bit more life in it.

"Good, good, good! Hold on, hold on. It's probably only five or six minutes left. We can already see the foot of the mountain! Let your sphincter burst out with its true limit!" Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this, and then said with great passion.

Lin Li was very gratified.

Why did he cultivate? Besides making the auntie and child he had already met fly..., wasn't it to plug Zhou Baowei's butt?

"As long as my stomach doesn't go crazy again, I feel like I can do it. I'll try my best to hold it in," Zhou Baowei nodded and smiled for the first time in a long time.

The feeling of being saved when his life was hanging by a thread was really wonderful.

"You can do it! Big brother who often does Kegel exercises!" Seeing this, Bai Bufan also encouraged him with tears in his eyes.

"You can do it! Sphincter!"

"You can do it! Anus!"

"You can do it! Large intestine!"

Seeing Zhou Baowei break into a smile through his tears, everyone relaxed a lot and sent their blessings one after another.

"Mmm, I don't know if it's Lin Li's massage or if the stomach cramps have stopped? Anyway, I feel much better now," Zhou Baowei nodded, and even had the time to wipe the sweat from his forehead with his arm.

The tense atmosphere gradually relaxed a little, and the foot of the mountain was gradually approaching.

The dawn of victory was right in front of them.

Lin Li also had the time to observe the "Limit-Breaking Talisman" during the massage.

It had been attached for almost five minutes now, and its color seemed to be slowly fading.

After dripping blood, can only the original owner of the blood use it?

Lin Li curiously tore it off and stuck it on his arm.

He felt nothing, but—

"It's coming out, it's coming out, it's coming out! My stomach is starting up again, I'm going to lose control! I'm sorry everyone!" Zhou Baowei instantly sat up straight and screamed.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

So sudden? Without any warning?

F*ck! Lin Li quickly pressed the talisman back on.

"The bag, the bag! You guys turn your heads, Baowei, just let it out!" Bai Bufan had also gone up.

"It's fine, it's much better again. This poop is like it's playing a joke on me," Zhou Baowei breathed a sigh of relief again and waved his hand at Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan: "..."

"You're not f*cking messing with us, are you, Baowei?" Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes.

He was a little suspicious that Zhou Baowei was the poop that was playing a joke.

Zhou Baowei: "...I'm really not, bro. Would a boy like me spread rumors and joke about pooping my pants? I'm not Xiao Huijun."

"You'd better not be," Bai Bufan's distrust had reached its peak at this moment.

But Zhou Baowei also felt that he was very wronged.

He also didn't know what had happened to his body just now. One moment his butt was like a landslide, and the next second he was fully revived and could clench again.

The human body is amazing, isn't it?

Lin Li looked at the talisman on Zhou Baowei's back and blinked.

He really wanted to tear it off again.

It looked quite fun.

(End of Chapter)

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