Chapter 1058 675: Farewell, Britain (Part 2) - The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human? - NovelsTime

The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?

Chapter 1058 675: Farewell, Britain (Part 2)

Author: Runaway Bottle
updatedAt: 2025-11-13

The White Feather Chicken let out a mocking laugh, dropped the snakeskin bag, and turned away.

"Hey, boss, what was that laugh all about?"

Liu Zheng felt inexplicably annoyed.

"Heh heh."

Niu Ma released the same type of laugh and went back to lie on the haystack.

"A bunch of weirdos. I curse you all to have diarrhea whenever you're constipated."

He flipped two middle fingers in his mind.

Opening the snakeskin bag, inside was a neatly folded Iron-eating Beast skin.

The skin was very complete and well-preserved; stuffing it would make a vivid Iron-eating Beast.

"You know, it really looks like your new little buddy."

Niu Ma, seeing it from afar, remarked.

"Really? I can't see it,"

Liu Zheng said after a careful look.

After all, they're all pandas; apart from size, they all look quite similar.

Handlers in real life can tell apart the pandas they take care of, but even they struggle with others.

"What kind of eyes do you have, what kind of eyes do I have, is there even a comparison?"

Niu Ma seized the chance to disdain him again.

This guy's progress was outrageous; if he didn't mock him while he was still in the novice stage, once he was out, the tables would turn.

"Fine, fine, you have big eyes, you win,"

Liu Zheng rolled his eyes.

He checked the skin again and found it was a female Iron-eating Beast.

According to Niu Ma, this Iron-eating Beast might be Ah Bao's relative, or even its mother.

Why does he always end up delivering bodies of close relatives? Including Red Pig's wife and Niu Ma's father, this was the third time.

And considering he's an orphan himself, it added a touch of dark humor to the situation.

"Sigh."

Liu Zheng sighed, putting the Iron-eating Beast skin into the Headless Mandarin Duck Pouch.

As he was about to sit on his little horse and play some games, Yuan Baoer's call came through.

"Mr. Liu spends two hundred thousand delivering takeout in person; such grandeur!"

The call connected, and Yuan Baoer teased.

"President Yuan, stop mocking me. Besides me, who else would pay to work, and spend so much?"

Liu Zheng chuckled bitterly.

"Hahaha, doesn't that make you stand out, Mr. Liu?"

Yuan Baoer laughed.

"Actually, I've always wanted to get along as an ordinary person, but alas, my abilities won't allow it,"

Since she wouldn't let go, Liu Zheng decided to play along.

"Alright, alright, stop bragging. I've got the money ready, when will you come to get it?"

Yuan Baoer finally couldn't take it anymore.

"Send someone over with it, and order takeout, while you're at it,"

he said matter-of-factly.

He had allocated forty million to Yuan Baoer, who could easily make twenty million. Ordering takeout should be a piece of cake.

"Alright, I'll send Lao Si. Where's the meetup?"

Yuan Baoer asked.

"The clinic, Lao Si knows the place,"

Liu Zheng thought for a moment and replied.

"Okay, I'll get ready to go,"

Yuan Baoer hung up the call.

"If you dare embezzle my share again, I'll beat the crap out of you,"

Niu Ma raised a hoof threateningly.

"Don't worry, I'll make sure you have your fill,"

he replied.

Returning to his stool, he played games for a while, and Ghost Hand pushed open the wooden plank.

This time, it didn't even come in, just tossed the delivery slip and ran off, clearly still frightened by Liu Zheng from the last time.

"Is it that exaggerated? They've made me out to be some kind of monster."

He walked over helplessly to pick up the delivery slip.

"Meal: One serving of roasted lamb kidneys"

"Address: 'Imhotep' Clinic"

"Orderer: Manager Si"

"Time limit: One hour"

"Another fan of aphrodisiacs."

Liu Zheng shook his head, opened the Legendary Takeout Box, and took out a replica of the last order.

"Name: Poached Elephant Trunk (single-use)"

"Type: Item"

"Quality: Excellent"

"Effect: Recover a small amount of stamina after use, permanently increase a small amount of sexual capability, certain probability of entering 'Amorous' state during attacks."

"Note: An elephant with an elephant makes sense, a rhino isn't impossible, but isn't a crocodile a bit much? What the heck is a cheetah?"

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"Amorous: Player will become amorous towards any entity or object fulfilling the basic arousal conditions in sight and conduct a will check. If the check fails, the player will temporarily lose control over their body until their desires are satisfied."

"This thing..."

He looked at the "thing" in front of him, thicker than his arm, lost in thought.

Permanently enhancing sexual abilities is certainly a good thing, it can strengthen the two powerful skills of "Sexual Abundance Catastrophe" and "Cut to Cure Forever".

But the additional "Heat" status is a bit of a pitfall, not only affecting battles, but if it takes effect successfully, those two skills would be wasted.

"Forget it, I can't bear to eat it anyway."

Liu Zheng finally decided to give up.

Metropolis has plenty of items that can enhance sexual abilities; there's no need to use one with side effects.

"Come to think of it, it's been a while since I interacted with Britain."

He mused to himself.

After all, the other side is one of the three giants, and as long as he's still mixing in the restaurant, he will inevitably have to deal with them.

Moreover, the customer service department also produces cosplay costumes, which are quite supermodel-like.

"Boss, do you want this?"

Liu Zheng showed the elephant whip to Niu Ma.

"Who are you cursing? I'm terrifyingly strong right now; I don't need such things."

Niu Ma refused outright.

"Then help me call Britain, I'll give it to them."

He said.

"What are you asking that dead eunuch for this time?"

Niu Ma asked.

"Nothing special."

"If it's nothing, why are you currying favor? You're crazy."

Niu Ma scolded.

"Building relationships takes time. If you don't burn incense regularly and only pray when you need something, the god won't strike you with lightning but will certainly raise the price."

Liu Zheng replied.

"Tch, if you're strong enough, you don't need to pray to the god; rather, the god would want to pray to you."

Niu Ma scoffed.

"You've got to aim for both, aim for both. Hurry up, I still have deliveries to make."

He urged.

"You're so damn annoying. Add another bottle of Golden Label, or don't even think about asking me to make a call for you next time."

Niu Ma took the opportunity to extort.

"Fine, fine."

It's just a bottle of Golden Label; he could now afford a hundred bottles.

Of course, if Niu Ma wanted a hundred bottles of Golden Label, it wouldn't be just about making a phone call.

"Hey, the new guy has something for you."

The call went through, and Niu Ma said one sentence before giving the phone to Liu Zheng.

"Haven't heard from you in a while, newbie."

Britain said roughly.

"I'm sorry, British Minister, it's my incompetence, unable to balance daily work and serving you."

Liu Zheng said respectfully.

"..."

Britain was momentarily speechless, while Niu Ma was in awe.

It had worked in the restaurant for so many years and had never seen anyone flatter to this extent.

"Considering your attitude was somewhat sincere, I'll forgive you this time, but don't make it a habit."

Britain managed to keep from laughing.

"Thank you for your mercy, British Minister."

Liu Zheng even bowed.

"So, what do you need from me?"

Britain asked.

"I came across a braised elephant whip and thought only a strong man like you, British Minister, could handle it, so I specially called you."

He said.

"Hmm, your consideration is correct. In light of your sincerity, I'll come and get it myself."

Britain feigned contemplation.

"Thank you for your hard work, Minister."

Liu Zheng waited for Britain to hang up.

But soon enough, it called back.

"Open the door."

Britain said only two words before hanging up again.

"Damn, already at the door, can't just knock, has to call, how pretentious."

Niu Ma cursed.

"Alright, alright, I'll add another bottle of Golden Label."

Liu Zheng appeased.

Niu Ma instantly shut his mouth.

He chuckled and walked over to open the door.

A Minotaur wearing a luxurious formal suit stood outside, looking down at him condescendingly.

A similarly luxurious golden belt tied at its waist, positioned a bit lower than usual, and slightly more pronounced in height.

Unlike Niu Daji, who appeared thick-minded and brutish, Britain gave off an impression like a letter opener, reserved yet sharp.

"Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to come, esteemed British Minister."

Liu Zheng withdrew his gaze, bowing deeply.

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