Chapter 831 - 562: Liu Zheng: No One Is Allowed to Bid on My Boss’s Horse Whip! - The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human? - NovelsTime

The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?

Chapter 831 - 562: Liu Zheng: No One Is Allowed to Bid on My Boss’s Horse Whip!

Author: Runaway Bottle
updatedAt: 2025-08-23

CHAPTER 831: CHAPTER 562: LIU ZHENG: NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO BID ON MY BOSS’S HORSE WHIP!

"Congratulations to ’Thousand-legged Flower’s Blossom’ and ’Super Large Radiating Blood Gem’ on their successful bids."

The Penguin Captain announced the results and exchanged the collectibles.

Liu Zheng held the blue gemstone, seemingly feeling the hardship of the Old Gem Dragon from the constantly contracting and blooming light.

"Name: Crystallized Feces of the Elder Gem Dragon"

"Type: Miscellaneous/Equipment"

"Quality: Perfect"

"Effect One: When holding this item while defecating, if constipated, there’s a certain chance of receiving resentment assistance from the Elder Gem Dragon. If very smooth, there’s a high chance of being attacked by the Elder Gem Dragon’s resentment."

"Effect Two: Can be used to create extraordinary items or cast extraordinary abilities."

"Note: I can’t die, I’m just taking a shit, how can taking a shit kill me?!"

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"So pitiful."

Looking at the note, he couldn’t help but feel sympathy.

Feeling that if this Gem Dragon were still alive, it might have a lot in common with the sewer.

"By the way."

Liu Zheng took out a green hexagonal gemstone.

"Name: Nature’s Resentment Crystal (Disposable)"

"Type: Item"

"Quality: Excellent"

"Effect One: After contacting the target’s body, it can continuously absorb the opponent’s vitality to grow plants and cause continuous resentment attacks on the opponent’s soul."

"Effect Two: After contacting the target’s soul, it can continuously absorb the opponent’s resentment to grow a soul flower (when the resentment is ample, it will produce a soul seed)."

"Note: In every sense, this is a pile of shit."

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"These two things seem pretty similar."

He pondered.

Both are resentment-filled shits, just the former is miscellaneous, the latter is an item.

So can the crystallized feces of the Elder Gem Dragon be used to enhance the Nature’s Resentment Crystal?

Then thinking about the temporarily reinforced Dragon Fishing Pole and the giant crescent-shaped blood gem he almost forgot to use, he felt he indeed needed to find a craftsman.

"The last round of auction was truly splendid, both the auction items and the bids showcased the level that us Metropolis collectors should have. Let’s hope the next auctions continue to improve and reach new heights!"

The Penguin Captain said passionately.

Collectors present didn’t make a commotion, they nodded slightly because the auction indeed was exciting enough.

"Next, we will proceed with the eighth round of bidding. Let’s take a look at this round’s auction items."

With the Penguin Captain’s order, new projections appeared in front of it.

"Oh? A cloak made from Red Dragon skin."

"Huh?"

Liu Zheng widened his eyes, staring at the projection on the auction table.

"It looks like it’s composed of the skins of three Red Dragons: adult, young, and juvenile. The material is acceptable, the craftsmanship ordinary, don’t even mention the Weaving Spider Clan, even if Kawas were to sew it, it would be better."

"Alright, let’s start the bidding."

The Penguin Captain introduced perfunctorily.

It was clear it wasn’t impressed with the item, and the collectors appeared disinterested as well.

Then, in the next second after it announced the start of the bidding, someone participated in the auction.

And it wasn’t Liu Zheng.

"I bid with this."

The Peacock, dressed in a chic urban lady style, raised her sign.

Today she wore barely any makeup, just a dab of blush on her cheeks, and with her off-white wool outfit, she looked nothing like the imposing figure met at the Emperor’s Garden, instead more relaxed and casual.

Perhaps that’s why Liu Zheng initially didn’t notice her presence.

Of course, a bigger reason might be that the Peacock intended to keep her presence unnoticed from the start.

And the bidding item casually thrown out by the Peacock was a shiny, pitch-black spiral horn and a majestically dignified horse whip.

"Huh?!"

He didn’t need to think to know, these were definitely taken from Niu Ma.

With the Peacock’s tactics and ruthlessness, it wouldn’t just be physical harm, she would take the essence down with it.

In other words, what Niu Ma had hanging underneath had always been a counterfeit.

No wonder it never succeeded in the reinspection.

"Damn!"

Thinking of Niu Ma’s dream of a warm home with wife and kids, Liu Zheng’s eyes turned red.

High temperature steam-like blood essence shot from his nostrils, and his skin cracked inch by inch, revealing the increasingly solid muscles underneath.

Even more striking was the Sun Flame burning on him, appearing like a human torch under the shade of the French Plane Tree.

"Why did you suddenly go crazy?"

The French Plane Tree was startled.

The sun is the loving mother of plants, but sometimes it turns into a strict father.

And the scorching Sun Flame is like the father discovering you spent his hidden money to buy cigarettes and even told your mother.

"When my boss comes back later, don’t tell about this."

Liu Zheng pointed at the horn and horse whip.

He was grateful that Niu Ma was sent off to deliver the Pyramid, otherwise, it would be hard to hide in his state.

"Oh, just for this? I was about to laugh earlier, but you interrupted. No, I insist on waiting until it comes and then ridiculing it properly for selling me fake wine."

The French Plane Tree said angrily.

"Dai Legao!"

Liu Zheng suddenly shouted.

"Who allowed you to call me by name?"

The French Plane Tree was stunned for a moment, then shouted loudly.

"Not only will I call you by name. If you insist on revealing everything, I will beat you up too."

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