"Hello, Hou Xiaofeng, I want to break up with you!" He Xiaojie shouted angrily at the mobile phone microphone.

    The roar of the lion in the east of the river made Hou Xiaofeng''s eardrums vibrate again and again.

    He had to take the phone a little farther away and coaxed in a soft voice: "Xiaojie, Xiaojie! What''s the matter with you? Why did you break up with me suddenly? Did I do something wrong?"

    "You don''t even know what you did wrong. You say I want to break up with you!" He Xiaojie was more angry when she heard such an answer!

    This damn Hou Xiaofeng, they have been together for more than a year. They have seen their friends get engaged, get married, and even have children.

    But he didn''t say it at all. Obviously, she hinted at him so many times!

    What made her most angry was that even the first time they were angry, it seemed that Hou Xiaofeng... It seemed that she forced him to do everything.

    "Woman''s heart, sea needle. Xiaojie, how can I understand if you don''t say it?" Hou Xiaofeng looked sad and tried to recall what he had done wrong.

    About a few days ago, when he Xiaojie took him to the mall, she excitedly changed into a dress... The salesmen kept saying it was good-looking. Only he told the truth - Xiaojie, you look fat in this.

    Then, he Xiaojie was angry?

    It could also be... Last night, he Xiaojie said she wanted that. She tossed him seven or eight times and almost broke his waist. Finally, he held his waist and begged for mercy. He escaped by dressing and sleeping.

    Then, he Xiaojie is not satisfied?

    He was still thinking hard, and a strong air flow came from the microphone. He Xiaojie roared again: "don''t understand! In the future, you don''t need to understand! I announce that from today on, we have officially broken up!"

    After yelling, he Xiaojie threw her cell phone out and collapsed on the sofa angrily. The leather sofa immediately sank into a big hole

    She touched her round belly with her chubby little hand and sighed for the thousandth time in her heart: is it because she is fat that Hou Xiaofeng has been so hesitant?

    Thinking about it, tears streamed down and rolled down her round cheeks. If he thought she was fat, why did he pursue himself at first? Deceived his feelings for more than a year, but refused to propose to her!

    Do you know how envious she is every time she sees her friend wearing a wedding dress!

    "Hou Xiaofeng, you bastard!" She screamed hysterically at the ceiling, and the whole room shook a few times.

    On the other side, Hou Xiaofeng fell into confusion with Dudu''s mobile phone: is he Xiaojie a woman, really?

    How can we say we broke up without even a prelude? Did she deliberately deceive him because she had other wild men outside and couldn''t find a reason to break up?

    Pitifully, he even bought a diamond ring, so he waited for how to propose to her and give her an unexpected surprise.

    But this woman, every time he wants to take out the diamond ring, she will cross her waist and yell. Her lines are the same - Hey, Hou Xiaofeng, when are you going to marry me?

    He had to take the diamond ring back. When he took it out at this time, it didn''t look like he was forced to propose by her? Moreover, although he is nervous, he still likes the feeling of surprise!

    After all, such a proposal is only once in a lifetime.