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Chapter 299 298: Lagus is Baffled

Author: Hollowborn
updatedAt: 2025-11-09

[Gudako]: "Kenji, Dr. Romani asked me to ask you... do you have any ingredients that can... replenish the body?"

Gudako relayed the message, feeling a little awkward. Even though it was phrased delicately, it was her first time asking about this.

The men in the group all wore "I get it" expressions.

[Tsukasa Kadoya]: "Have the goji berries in hot water stopped working?"

[Gudako]: "He can't keep up. The Doctor is in 'painful bliss' right now and just can't take it anymore, which is why he had me ask you."

[Stank]: "Do I need to provide some 'little blue pills'?"

[Naughty Xi]: "Solving the problem at its root is one way. I can borrow a Silver Wing from Kayle. Clean, and the incision will be very smooth."

[God's Tongue]: "Hexi, you're really ruthless."

[The Champion]: "That certainly solves the problem at the root. But his life... would be over."

[Star Forger]: "The wisdom of the ancients once told us: 'Sex is too much? Cut to cure forever.'"

[Shizu-cute]: "You're not talking about Cao Mengde, are you? The original line should be: 'How fortunate I am, I sing to express my ambition.'"

They're really twisting it. A good ancient poem completely changes its flavor with a pun.

[Star Forger]: "Shizu-cute, you really are a Japanese teacher. You know your stuff."

Japanese language classes do include Chinese classical literature. Cao Mengde... truly a role model for our generation, to be able to say such philosophical words in that era.

[Gudako]: "You guys are all savages. But... it's pretty interesting. I'll pass it along to the Doctor."

"..."

Romani felt a chill run down his spine when he heard Gudako's "solutions." These guys really love to stir up trouble. If he had to choose between unleashing his first Noble Phantasm and self-castration, he would choose the Noble Phantasm without hesitation.

"Dame!"

The Queen of Sheba was the first to disagree. "That's too sinister! How could that be an option? Then I'd have nothing to use in the future."

Romani sweated. He knew exactly why she was disagreeing.

"Let's... just forget that method. I'm not... worthy of it," Romani had zero intention of using that "solution."

[Star Forger]: "This is from a cosmic beast."

Kenji returned to his own world and found a suitable ingredient in space. It was definitely a powerful tonic.

[Gudako]: "Okay, I gave it to the Doctor. But the Queen of Sheba snatched it away, saying she'd cook it herself."

[Ahoge King]: "To think the dignified Solomon would end up in such a miserable state. It's truly lamentable."

Artoria couldn't help but find it funny. Anyone who knew Solomon could laugh about this for two and a half years.

Merlin and the others: Longer than that.

Da, da, da...

A golden clock's afterimage spun in Kenji's palm. The power of time spread out in ripples, eventually covering all of Omphalos.

"Darling♪, what are you doing?" Elysia wrapped her arms around Kenji's neck, her soft body leaning against his back.

As for Mimi, she was being treated like a doll by the two little ones. For some reason, they both felt a very familiar aura from Mimi.

"Mimi~~"

Mimi (Xilian) had a "dead inside" look. The kids were cute, but being used as a toy was exhausting.

"I'm using the Power of Ohma to anchor and stabilize Omphalos's time and space. In other words, there won't be any more 'reincarnation' loops," Kenji said calmly.

Since they were here, there was no need for loops anymore.

"Mimi..." (Is that a power similar to Oronis?)

Mimi (Xilian) instantly thought of the Titan of "Years," the Everlasting Night's Veil, Oronis, and its authority.

"No. Don't think the Power of Ohma is that cheap," Kenji shook his head.

At the same time, in the "backend" of Omphalos, the administrator Lagus was browsing folders as usual.

A glaring red warning suddenly flashed, catching him completely off guard.

[WARNING: ABNORMAL ENERGY FLUCTUATION]

[SEVERE WARNING: SYSTEM ERROR]

[UNKNOWN HIGH-DIMENSIONAL ENERGY INTRUSION]...

Lagus: ?

What was going on? Even it was stunned for a moment.

Was it an Aeon? No, this energy didn't belong to any known Aeon, but its level was extremely high.

"Quarantine," "Run anti-virus"...

Lagus remained calm in the crisis, using its highest administrator privileges to skillfully execute the commands.

——[OPERATION FAILED]

After all that effort, all it got were four cold words. Lagus was stumped. It had breached the firewall so easily, and even the "Emperor's Scepter" super anti-virus system couldn't resolve it.

What in the world is this unknown variable?!

It had the power of time. Could it be Terminus, the Aeon of Finality? No... He isn't a mysterious meddler.

Or... was it his "good son" (Akivili) making a move?

Lagus felt its CPU about to smoke, but it couldn't figure it out, so it just froze.

"By the way, what were all the Tibats who died named♪?" Elysia asked curiously.

"Tighnari."

"Timmie."

"Teyvat."

"Timaeus."

"Tizi."

"(Boo)thill."

...

Kenji joked, just making up names. With over a thousand Tibats, just naming them wouldn't be an easy task. It's possible some Tibats died before they were even given names.

"Such weird names. Stop with the puns♪," Elysia was speechless. The key was that they all had "Ti" and rolled off the tongue.

Snap!

Kenji snapped his fingers, activating the "Great Tibat Summoning Art."

Arise, my... ahem...

"Where are we?"

"It's so crowded! Whose foot is in my mouth? Ptooey, ptooey!"

"Don't kiss me! My first... oh, no, ahhh!"

"Dammit, who's picking my nose!"

...

The room was instantly filled with little red-haired lolis. Kenji had forgotten this room had limited space, and there were still many Tibats he hadn't summoned because the room was full.

However, it seemed every Tibat had a different personality. Each one had a certain trait amplified: some were extremely wild, others spoke very bluntly...

Elysia couldn't tear her eyes away. So many cute lolis, all with different and unique personalities.

Was this the "paradise" she had been looking for?

In the Life Garden, the three lolis (Tibat, Ti'an, Tining) froze almost simultaneously. Everyone who had been "offline" for who-knows-how-many-years was suddenly reconnected to the "Tibat Network."

This discovery made the three of them ecstatic.

"Aglaia, we sense the aura of Tisong, Tixuan, and the others!"

Aglaia was stunned, and said, "My teachers, are you sure it's not an illusion?"

"It's not! It's everyone's aura!"

"We can feel them! They're in this direction!"

Tibat, Ti'an, and Tining flew off impatiently.

"That's... where the uninvited guests are staying."

Aglaia thought for a moment, and an idea popped into her head. Could it be... my teachers won their resurrection match?

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