CHAPTER 355: CHAPTER 354: GENERAL LEON: TARGET CANNOT BE SELECTED

Chapter 354: General Leon: Target Cannot Be Selected

Splosh...

"Why is the shower spraying soda?"

Big Herta stared at the soda spraying from the showerhead and fell into deep thought. Isn’t this for drinking?

"Whatever. It’s fizzy and comfortable." Big Herta sat in the tub, closing her eyes to enjoy it.

Big Herta’s bathwater... tasted like sweet soda. Who wants a sip?

Literally drinkable bathwater.

[Oxer Slaughter Machine]: "I’m being hunted by my brother-in-law... no, by Qingshan Ma. Please help."

[Star Forger]: "First, tell us why you’re being hunted."

[Galactic Baseballer]: "General Leon, don’t you have your Armor? Just blast ’Brother-in-Law Oxer’!"

[Shizu-cute]: "Pfft. ’Brother-in-Law Oxer’... what a weird Oxer."

[The Champion]: "There’s no solution. In sibling relationships like that, the older brother is usually a sis-con."

[Oxer Slaughter Machine]: "Lila accidentally hugged me outside, and Qingshan saw it."

[Oxer Slaughter Machine]: "He didn’t even turn into an Oxer to chase me! He’s chasing me in human form! How can I use my Armor on him?"

Leon sighed. It really was an unexpected situation.

Target Cannot Be Selected. Opponent refuses to transform into Oxer.

[Star Forger]: "Ride your motorcycle with Lila on the back, park right in front of Qingshan’s house, and ask: ’Is it safe to park here?’"

[Star Forger]: "Then the Sangbao Virus might just ’Super-Evolve’."

[Gudako]: "After an Oxer is defeated by an Armor, they lose their memory of that time. So, Leon, you can just perform a ’physical memory wipe’."

[Naughty Xi]: "Genius solution. That could work."

[Light is a Bond]: "Isn’t that a bit extreme? He is your future brother-in-law."

[Odd Jobs Gin-san]: "It’s a good plan. No one knows about this except General Leon, so he can totally do it."

[Oxer Slaughter Machine]: "I think that’s a bit extreme."

Even General Leon found it incredible.

He wanted to eliminate all Oxers, but not for this reason. It was because Oxers hurt innocent citizens.

If Qingshan didn’t turn into an Oxer, there was no need for the Armor to transform.

...

"Ms. Herta, that is not how you cook."

Atashino and the other chefs were guiding Big Herta, but it was useless. Big Herta always came up with some whimsical ideas.

Is this the mind of a genius? Truly unique.

Don’t put those weird Curios in there!

"Is it wrong?"

Big Herta pondered. Big Herta reflected.

The steps are right. Adding my own ideas to the cooking method shouldn’t be a problem.

"Herta, I think you should just build an automated cooking robot," Ruan Mei couldn’t help but say. It would be better for everyone.

Big Herta’s "innovation"... was too painful to watch. She could tone down the whimsy.

"Maybe it’s a compatibility issue with the chef. Can you give me some pointers?"

Big Herta looked at Raiden Ei. Wearing a kimono, Raiden Ei looked like she would be great at cooking.

Kenji: ?

Everyone: ?

Awesome. Out of a group of people who can cook, you chose one of the few who can’t.

It was already a kitchen explosion. With Raiden Ei added... the kitchen might break free of Earth’s gravity and fly into space.

"Me?"

Raiden Ei was stunned. First Tiamat asked her, now another one. Why does everyone come to me?

"Sigh..."

Raiden Makoto sighed lightly. Who told you to have such a misleading face?

"Ei, since Ms. Herta wants to learn from you, go ahead and demonstrate," Raiden Makoto said.

"Okay."

...

After watching Raiden Ei’s entire cooking process, the famous genius, Big Herta, fell silent.

"You... are the real genius, aren’t you?"

She couldn’t comprehend this situation. All the knowledge in her head couldn’t explain it.

The process was identical to the book, but the result was different.

"Even Big Herta acknowledges you! Ei, you can join the ’Dummy Club’ now," Kenji said with a laugh.

And you, Raiden Ei, my friend... you are the true genius.

In the game Genshin Impact, even characters without cooking bonuses can cook. Only the Raiden Shogun is incapable of cooking.

Big Herta locked herself in the "small dark room" (time-out room). She needed to reflect. She had so many achievements in scientific research; there was no reason she couldn’t master cooking.

...

Ichiryu gathered Coco and the others, waved his hand, and placed the collected information on suitable candidates in front of them.

"I have a mission for you: Go on a blind date!"

"Huh? Old Man, you want me to go on a blind date?" Zebra was the first to question it.

As a "sigma male," women would only slow down his eating speed. He’d rather have Komatsu as a partner.

"That’s right. You’re not getting any younger. Toriko’s kid is old enough to buy soy sauce," Ichiryu said earnestly.

As an elder, he really worried a lot.

Coco frowned, rationally analyzing the situation. This didn’t happen before. The Old Man must have encountered something, so...

...There is only one truth. "Old Man, you didn’t get... pressured into one yourself, did you?"

Sunny and Zebra’s gazes fell on Ichiryu, making him uncomfortable.

Ichiryu’s expression froze. Coco... this guy’s head is too clear. Completely different from the other three.

"Oho! Old Man, so you were frustrated and took it out on us!" Sunny said disdainfully.

He figured it out too. It was 90% because of Senior Froese.

"Ahem! Don’t worry about that. You still have to go on the blind dates. I’ve arranged everything," Ichiryu coughed, maintaining his dignity as an elder.

"I’m not going," Sunny muttered.

"Let fate decide. No need to trouble yourself, Old Man," Coco shook his head.

"If there’s nothing else, I’m going to the Gourmet World."

Zebra just left. Blind date? Non-existent.

Ichiryu opened his mouth. These brats... so exasperating.

With the status and strength of the Four Heavenly Kings, countless people would chase after them, but they had no interest. It was unsolvable.

On the other side, Starjun’s scalp was also tingling. He glared viciously at his own brother.

My personal business... why are you butting in?! Do you have nothing better to do?!

"Old Ma, I don’t have any plans for that right now," Starjun laughed awkwardly, not daring to look at Froese’s expectant eyes.

He was speechless. How did this fall on me?

"Carrying on the family line... Toriko has already done it. So for me..."

Toriko hadn’t expected that excuse. He hadn’t managed to trap his big brother.

"Toriko. Let’s battle... in space."

"Let me see your strength."

Starjun "gently" patted Toriko’s shoulder, the smile on his face extremely "nuclear."

Toriko: Hey, hey, Big Brother... the eye on your forehead is open.