Wait...

Where's my OO?

Gintoki reached down to touch his "below," starting cautiously, then increasing in force.

Gone. It's really gone.

Gintoki's expression rapidly shifted to panic, turning into a full-on "face-art" emoji.

"Gin-chan, why are your pecs so... chaotic?" Kagura picked her nose indelicately, glancing at Gintoki's chest.

Tsk... that size is annoying.

"Don't 'tsk' at me! This is an accident, okay?!" Gintoki's panic returned to calm.

For him, it wasn't the first time he'd lost his "OO." This time, he just lost the "I" in the middle too.

A mere inch or two... child's play.

He'd been turned into a girl before, so he could adjust his emotions quickly.

His "little brother" had even been turned into a screwdriver by aliens. It had just run away from home this time; it would definitely come back.

Kagura: "Yes, yes, Gin-chan."

Gintoki: "#"

[Odd Jobs Gin-san]: "Kenji, what is this soup?"

(All chat logs related to "PAIR" had been deleted, mainly so latecomers wouldn't see them. Otherwise, they wouldn't fall for it.)

[Star Forger]: "PAIR. One of the planet's top dishes."

[Star Forger]: "The taste is undeniably delicious. It just has a tiny, insignificant side effect."

[Odd Jobs Gin-san]: "Please! How do I get my 'oIo' back, and make these exaggerated pecs disappear?!"

Although... these 'oppai' are surprisingly soft.

Gintoki touched his current "oppai" and got a nosebleed. Really awesome.

[Brother Scorching Sun]: "Ah... what a terrible experience. This isn't funny."

[Miss Pink Elf♪]: "I'm curious about Bai'e's gender-swap. He must be cute♪."

[Brother Scorching Sun]: "It feels terrible. I can't stay on Omphalos anymore."

Kae's-lan-na... is now Kae's-lan-na (female).

"Wandi, why are you getting a nosebleed?" Bai'e looked at his best buddy, black lines appearing on his forehead.

Is it really that serious?

"Oh, this? I've been soaking in hot springs too much lately. Getting overheated." Wandi wiped his nosebleed, speaking calmly.

Holy crap... is this still Bai'e?

Can't think like that. Wandi shook his head, throwing out the inappropriate thoughts.

No matter what, I can't think of my best bro like that.

"Bai'e, why do you look like this?" Wandi asked curiously.

"I don't know. An accident. Here, have some. Brother Kenji gave it to me." Bai'e, deadpan, handed a portion of PAIR to his best bro.

Good things must be shared. Definitely giving Wandi a portion.

"This aroma..."

Wandi didn't suspect a thing. He trusted his bro. He was just shocked by PAIR's aroma. Such an impactful presence.

"Brother Kenji has top-tier ingredients. It tastes great. I already had some," Bai'e said calmly.

"Oh, thanks."

Wandi thanked him politely, then took a sip.

Seeing Wandi's throat move, a triumphant smile appeared on Bai'e's face.

His eyes were glued to Wandi. He didn't want to miss the transformation.

Wandi's chest began to grow. Holy...

Bai'e watched, dumbfounded. What was happening before his eyes was completely unexpected.

Wandi's usual attire left his upper body very exposed. So, when his chest grew... without clothes to cover it... everything was revealed.

Drip...

Bai'e didn't notice the nosebleed flowing from "her" nose, dripping onto the ground.

"Ah! How bold! How bold..."

Feng Jin passed by and saw the gender-swapped Wandi. Her face turned beet red, and she quickly took out spare clothes to cover Wandi.

This is simply... indecent! Scandalous!

Good thing this is the Golden-Born area. No one else passes by. Otherwise...

But... why are they so big?

This looks like Lord Wandi... Heavens, what happened?

Wandi felt the changes in his body. His eyes turned cold, filled with pure killing intent.

"BAI~'E~!"

"Explain yourself!"

At this moment, Wandi was like a male lion—no, a lioness—unable to suppress her rage.

I trusted my best bro so much, and I get backstabbed like this?!

"Ahem... Wandi, this is a rare experience. Others want to try it but don't get the chance," Bai'e coughed, speaking awkwardly.

"I ******* (Xuanfeng curse words)!"

[Brother Scorching Sun]: "How do I change back?! Someone's gonna die!"

[Galactic Baseballer]: "Just drink another sip."

[Star Forger]: "Let me guess... you gave it to Wandi, didn't you?"

Knowing Bai'e and Wandi's relationship, he definitely wouldn't not share with his best bro.

[Brother Scorching Sun]: "How did you know? Wandi's figure... ahem..."

[God of Justice]: "Bai'e... you don't have thoughts about Wandi, do you?"

[Shizu-cute]: "You know... that's actually possible. Bai'e and Wandi have been together for so many years. Sprouting some 'forbidden' feelings... would be understandable."

[Brother Scorching Sun]: "Stop it! Wandi and I don't have that kind of relationship!"

[Naughty Xi]: "This is great stuff! I secretly gave it to the 'Manly Woman' (Kayle), and now she's really a man."

With a chance to prank her best friend, Hexi had to take it.

[Sherry]: "Ah... are best friends just for pranking?"

[Naughty Xi]: "Yes. If you don't prank your best friend, you'll never experience that thrilling rush."

[Star Forger]: "And then... Kayle is chasing you down now, right? Even Morgana (Liang Bing) would be behind you in line."

[Naughty Xi]: "Indeed. I'm being chased by Kayle. The 'Manly Woman' knows the Sacred Body is hard to kill, so she's beating me to death."

"Manly-Woman! If you hit me again, I'm teaming up with that 'Bitch-Sister' Liang Bing!" Hexi looked at the dense array of weapons behind her, her mouth twitching.

I might have gone too far this time.

"Fine! Go ahead! I'll chop you into pieces and put you in a jar!" Kayle sneered.

Being naughty is one thing, but playing such an excessive joke... she needs to be taught a lesson.

Hexi sighed. Forget it. Keep running. We'll talk after Kayle calms down.

...

"PAIR is really useful. Definitely the top choice for pranks," Kenji said with emotion.

"Indeed. Just watching the expressions change after they drink it... puts a smile on my face♪."

Elysia held the PAIR. Little Shi wouldn't fall for it. Otherwise, she could give it to him, and the dresses would fit even better.

But... he was too young. Even if he gender-swapped, his body wouldn't change much.