CHAPTER 304: CHAPTER 296: CRUSH YOU

The boys in the class all spoke up for Sisi, saying that Yun Huan had a bad attitude, mistaking pure friendship for dirty male-female relations, which was really inappropriate!

Yun Huan’s forehead bulged with anger, his face turning pale, as he looked at Sisi’s disdainful expression. Taking a deep breath, he tried to calm his anger and said loudly:

"Anyway, publicly expressing your liking for a male classmate like this is not right, it’s tarnishing our class’s reputation!"

"Yun Huan, I think not only is your brain not working, but your ears too, right? According to you, liking someone means declaring love?"

"Yes!" Yun Huan replied forcefully, his voice echoing through the skies.

Sisi huffed, trying to raise her head higher, damn it, not being tall is a real disadvantage! She’ll have Er Niu make her some bone broth when she gets back!

"Fine, since you said that, Yun Huan, let me ask you, do you like eating fatty pork slices?" Sisi didn’t wait for his response, and continued, "I think you definitely like it, otherwise why would you always eat up other people’s fatty pork slices so cleanly!"

"Hahaha!" The classmates burst into laughter.

"That means, Yun Huan, you like fatty pork slices, so according to you, are you declaring your love to fatty pork slices every day? Tsk tsk, that’s really corrupting morals, a perfectly fine person declaring love to fatty pork slices every day!" Sisi looked at Yun Huan disdainfully, her expression suggesting that Yun Huan was sick.

"Hahaha! Yun Huan really does love fatty pork slices, with quite deep feelings too!"

The class erupted into laughter, even the teacher who initially wanted to intervene couldn’t help but laugh. Generally speaking, those in the arts are more romantic, and they had suffered a lot during the ten years of turmoil, so they didn’t really respect actions like Yun Huan’s, who loved creating big-character posters and critiquing, thus the teacher also felt Yun Huan was making a fuss over nothing!

"You you... He Sisi, you are twisting the facts! Are fatty pork slices the same as people?"

"Of course they’re different, that’s why, Yun Huan, you’re really weird, liking fatty pork slices instead of proper people!"

Sisi kept spouting nonsense, turning a serious matter into a laughing stock, and the class erupted into laughter again.

"Also, Yun Huan, actually I think you are the most corrupting of morals, putting on unbearable scenes in school every day, severely tarnishing the class and school’s reputation!"

Sisi wasn’t going to let Yun Huan off easily, today she wouldn’t stop until she trampled him completely!

"He Sisi, don’t talk nonsense!"

Yun Huan never expected Sisi to be different from the other female students. In the past, he dealt with a female educated youth in the village in the same manner, and she was immediately scared silly, not only giving money and tickets but even letting him sleep with her several times without daring to utter a word.

Since then, Yun Huan tasted the sweetness, thinking that women are somewhat cheap, and without a bad man, a woman won’t fall in love! So, Yun Huan leveraged his handsome appearance and smooth talk, navigating through groups of women effortlessly, riding high, allowing him to concentrate on reviewing for the college entrance exam without working for money every day.

But why is this Sisi different from other women, shouldn’t she be trembling with fear at this moment, pleading with him and then falling for him? It’s said that He Sisi’s family is very wealthy, if he could land this big fish, he wouldn’t have to worry about his four years of college life, maybe even his job placement could be secured?

Sisi sneered: Daydreaming!

"Tsk tsk, I’m not like you, spouting nonsense all day long. Yun Huan, are you eating up fatty pork slices for some female students in the cafeteria every day?"

Sisi once again brought up the issue of fatty meat slices, and the classmates burst into laughter again, making Chang Yunhuan unable to save face, so he tried hard to regain his dignity.

"That’s because the female classmates don’t like eating fatty meat. Out of a principle of not wasting food, I ate it on behalf of these female classmates. What’s wrong with that?"

"Of course, there’s nothing wrong with it, we all know your caring and protective feelings for the female classmates, Chang Yunhuan, but still—"

Sisi paused for a moment, and the classmates urged her: "He Sisi, come on, tell us, don’t keep us in suspense!"

Chang Yunhuan’s heart was also lifted. He did not know what Sisi was going to say, and he was already regretting provoking Sisi, but now that he was riding a tiger, he had no choice but to brace himself and face it.

"But it’s just that those pieces of fatty meat were actually picked up with the chopsticks by the female students, and those chopsticks had been in the mouths of the female students multiple times, then Chang Yunhuan, you go on to eat those fatty meat slices... tsk tsk, you see, isn’t this just...?"

While speaking, Sisi used Zhu Yunxiu as an example, using a book as the fatty piece of meat, she kissed it first, then let Zhu Yunxiu kiss it, and finally, she kissed Zhu Yunxiu again, suddenly...the classmates had a realization.

"Oh, isn’t this just indirect kissing?"

"Yeah, Chang Yunhuan is really smart! How many kisses is that each day!"

"Classmate Chang Yunhuan, I think this kind of behavior really damages our class’s reputation. As a student with a corrupt lifestyle and filthy thoughts, you are truly not fit to become an honorable Communist Party member. I personally suggest that the examination period for Chang Yunhuan’s party membership should be indefinitely extended. If classmates agree, please raise your hand, and if you strongly agree, raise both hands!"

Sisi spoke righteously, raising both her hands first, Mo Liu and Zhu Yunxiu firmly supported their good friend by raising both hands, while other male classmates also swiftly raised both hands. In a moment, apart from the other four female classmates and a few male students who did not raise their hands, everyone else actually did.

"Good, the minority is subordinate to the majority. Ah Liu, please take note of the votes. After class, we need to reflect these opinions to the school leaders, so they can carefully consider the voice of all our classmates."

Sisi looked at Chang Yunhuan with a smile. At this moment, Chang Yunhuan was also stunned by the sudden turn of events, he did not expect things to develop this way, why was it completely different from what he had expected?

Extend his examination period? No, it can’t be like that. Joining the party is his dream and also the foundation for him to turn his life around, he can’t fail!

Mo Liu had already tallied the votes and handed them to Sisi, Chang Yunhuan, like a madman, snatched the piece of paper and tore it to pieces in an instant.

Sisi looked at him with disdain and asked Mo Liu, "Ah Liu, how many votes in total?"

"16 votes!" Mo Liu answered excitedly.

"Then write it down on another paper, write a few more just in case Chang Yunhuan goes crazy again!"

"Oh"

Sisi turned to Chang Yunhuan and said, "Classmate Chang Yunhuan, as a prospective party member, how can you disregard your classmates’ opinions like this? As your classmates, with a responsible attitude towards the country and the people, we have the duty and obligation to examine whether you qualify to become a Communist Party member, expressing opinions is something we must report to the leadership. Classmate Chang Yunhuan, your insincere and unserious attitude is extremely abhorrent!"

"Yes, it’s too abhorrent!"

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