CHAPTER 92: 90. DAMN IT! ZHANG ZHICHENG IS SO MISERABLE!

"Yeah, maybe next month."

"What? Next month?"

"What’s the matter?"

"Nothing."

"Let me tell you, Luofeng, I need to behave well during this period, or else my stepfather will definitely not trust me."

What could he even say? Being managed by such a strict stepfather, and being allies with a woman like this... It was truly exasperating. The crucial part was, she was also an absolute bombshell. Only Luofeng knew how incredibly comforting she was on the Simmons mattress.

「...」

Around noon, Bai Ningbing sent him a screenshot of Zhang Zhicheng’s Moments Circle post.

Luofeng opened it and read:

"Feeling awful. Got mouth ulcers from eating crayfish, even blistered up. Friendly reminder: crayfish are delicious, but don’t get greedy!"

In the screenshot, Zhang Zhicheng had shared a few pictures of crayfish, along with a selfie of his lower face, showing a ring of blisters around his mouth. He really looked like someone who had overindulged in crayfish.

Heh, even in this state, he can’t forget to flaunt his wealth?

If they had been ordinary crayfish, it would have been one thing. But these were clearly large, plump, and expensive ones.

"Luofeng, you can’t see this post of his, can you?"

"I can’t," Luofeng replied to Bai Ningbing.

"Actually, I can’t see it either; someone forwarded it to me," Bai Ningbing said.

"You can’t see it either?"

Luofeng chuckled. Is this a flatterer’s awakening? Giving up just because he can’t get what he wants anymore? So Bai Ningbing is blocked too?

But right at that moment, a girl named Guo Chengfen, who had a pretty low presence in class, sent him a private message.

"Luofeng, want to see something exciting?"

"Huh?"

Luofeng was a bit stunned, recalling Guo Chengfen. She actually seems to have a pretty good figure.

"Yeah, something exciting."

Then, she sent over a picture. It looked like someone’s medical diagnosis form.

"Is this Lin Xiaoting’s?"

Luofeng looked closely.

According to the examination, the patient had Plum Flower Disease?

Considering the person’s age was 20, could it really be Lin Xiaoting from their class?

"This... how did you get this?"

Guo Chengfen explained, "My cousin works at the hospital, you know? She posted a picture of her lunch, and accidentally included a patient’s diagnosis sheet that was on the table. To avoid revealing the patient’s information, she deleted it from her Moments Circle almost immediately, but I still managed to spot it and save the picture."

Luofeng feigned surprise. Damn, really? What a coincidence? But I know this has to be the Unlucky Card’s doing.

And Lin Xiaoting had been diagnosed with *that*.

Speaking of which, who’s the unluckiest one here? Of course, it’s Zhang Zhicheng. And if this gets exposed to the class, who’s the unluckiest? Still Zhang Zhicheng.

Damn you, Zhang Zhicheng! You still claim it was crayfish that gave you that rash? I bet it was from eating that ’seafood’ you got it, huh?

After thinking it over, Luofeng sent a red packet to Guo Chengfen. It was for 500 yuan. Then he sent her a screenshot as proof that he had deleted their chat history.

Luofeng’s smooth handling of the situation surprised Guo Chengfen, who immediately thanked him, "Thank you, Brother Feng!"

Luofeng didn’t reply to her. Instead, he sent a message to Bai Ningbing.

"Ningbing, I just got some information. I’m afraid Zhang Zhicheng’s issue isn’t just from eating crayfish!"

"Ah? What is it then?"

"Take a look at the picture I’m sending you..." Luofeng said, forwarding the saved image.

"Ugh..." Bai Ningbing replied, clearly disgusted.

At this moment, Bai Ningbing’s face flushed slightly. "Lin Xiaoting... sigh. I don’t even know what to say about her."

"Alright, I’m going to share the good news with Li Jie now," Luofeng messaged. "But you need to be careful too. I don’t want to catch anything in the future."

"You stinker! What are you saying?" Bai Ningbing shot back, her tone one of playful indignation.

"Li Jie, hurry up and call me Daddy! I’ve got good news for you."

Luofeng immediately opened his chat with Li Jie.

"It’s the middle of the day, why are you spewing crap? What good news?"

Li Jie was speechless. He was already in a bad mood, and now Luofeng was trying to rile him up?

"Of course there’s good news. Take a look at the picture."

"Take a look, a real close look. Should crayfish really take the blame for this? This is clearly Zhang Zhicheng’s own fault for eating that ’seafood’."

Luofeng was speechless. A ’green tea’ like her? How could Zhang Zhicheng bring himself to get involved with her? Isn’t that disgusting?

"HAHAHAHA!"

Li Jie burst into laughter after seeing the picture.

"This is great news! With news like this, I could drink half a kilogram of liquor."

Although Li Jie was happy, it was clear he was also wrestling with some mixed emotions. Of course, he was glad he had avoided a disaster. If he had gone through all that trouble to actually win her over, then he would have been the one to get poisoned.

"I never believed what everyone said about Lin Xiaoting before, but now I finally do."

After Li Jie read the message, he took a deep breath. At this moment, he had given up on Lin Xiaoting, but he had certainly not let go of his desire for revenge against Zhang Zhicheng. On the contrary, he wanted to add fuel to the fire.

"My Brother Feng, you’re truly my dad for this! Can I post this news directly on my Moments Circle?"

"Hahaha, of course, you can. But make sure to cover up Lin Xiaoting’s last name and circle her age. Also, blur out the name of the hospital to avoid any trouble."

"OK."

Li Jie chuckled.

In less than a minute, Li Jie started posting the news on his Moments Circle.

[Seafood is tasty, but don’t overindulge, okay?]

[Image: Diagnosis_Form.jpg]

The caption was filled with ridicule aimed at Zhang Zhicheng.

Luofeng was the first to give it a thumbs up.

Luofeng then immediately posted in the class group chat: "Zhang Zhicheng, show yourself. What’s going on with you and Li Jie? It looks like he’s calling you out on his Moments Circle."

At that moment, Zhang Zhicheng had also seen Li Jie’s post. His first reaction wasn’t to pick a fight with Li Jie. Instead, he finally understood that his problem wasn’t from eating too many crayfish and suffering from "excess heat."

He immediately messaged Lin Xiaoting, demanding answers.

"Damn bitch, are you diseased?!"

"Huh? What’s wrong? Why are you suddenly cursing at me? How am I diseased?" Lin Xiaoting, who hadn’t seen the post, was completely baffled.

"Plum Flower Disease..." Zhang Zhicheng typed, sending Li Jie’s screenshot over.

"......" Lin Xiaoting could only reply with a string of ellipses.

"Just tell me, is what Li Jie posted on his Moments Circle true or false?"

Confronted with such a question, Lin Xiaoting fell silent.

"Damn it, stop playing deaf! Hurry up and tell me!"

Lin Xiaoting finally couldn’t hold back and typed: "It’s true!"

"What? Damn it!"

At this moment, Zhang Zhicheng felt like his brain had exploded.

"What are you panicking about? It’s not like you’re going to die. Just spend some money and get it treated."

"Damn bitch! When I was eating that ’seafood’ with you, why didn’t you say anything?!" Zhang Zhicheng was on the verge of a complete breakdown.

Now, Zhang Zhicheng felt like throwing up. It was as disgusting as eating filth. It was supposed to be tempting seafood, but the thought of it now was utterly nauseating.

Zhang Zhicheng tried calling Lin Xiaoting, but she rejected the call. When he tried again, he found he had been blocked.

"Fucking hell!"

Zhang Zhicheng was so furious that he smashed his phone.

Honestly, if I were the only one who knew, it would be one thing. I could just spend some money on treatment. But now, somehow, everyone knows. Could anything be more unlucky than this? This was like misfortune opening the door for its mother—bad luck had well and truly come home to roost.

In the class group, Luofeng continued: "Classmate Zhang Zhicheng, say something! Have you been poisoned to death or what?"

Zhang Zhicheng saw Luofeng’s message and seethed but restrained himself. He chose to play dead. After all, with something like this, he was too embarrassed to say a single word. I’ll just play dead and let them mock me.

Luofeng: "Should we start a fundraiser for our classmate Zhang Zhicheng? Let’s make a contribution, lend a helping hand! I’ll take the lead; even one cent is a token of love."

"I’ll support it with one cent."

"I’ll be more generous; I’ll give one yuan."

Once Luofeng spoke, Xu Shaoyuan, Li Jie, Zheng Zeyao, and others all joined in to fan the flames.

Gradually, those classmates who had been ’softened up’ by Luofeng’s red packets also began to chime in one after another. Truth be told, everyone found Zhang Zhicheng quite annoying but had never said anything. They weren’t going to miss such a golden opportunity to discuss it thoroughly.

Li Jie messaged Luofeng, "This is no fun anymore. The Pretentious King is playing dead... We can’t bait him out!"

"Would he dare show his face at a time like this? He’s probably afraid he hasn’t lost enough face already, right?" Luofeng laughed.

"Thanks, my Brother Feng! That exposé was really satisfying!"

"I’ve completely let it go now."

Li Jie sent two messages.

"I’m also very satisfied. I wish our classmate Zhang Zhicheng a speedy recovery," Luofeng replied with a smile.

Li Jie said, "Tomorrow, I’ll mess with him some more. I’ll delete my Moments Circle post and then make a new one wishing him a speedy recovery."

"Hahaha!"

Luofeng laughed again.

Honestly, if that bastard hadn’t been such a show-off, I wouldn’t have done this. Still trying to provoke Li Jie? Get revenge on me? Who’s provoking whom now? Of course, him getting infected wasn’t the Unlucky Card’s doing; only its exposure was the card’s effect.