Undefeated Sword God
Chapter 53
"Well, it''s none of my business. I''ll go first."
The young man''s face turned blue. Just now Luo Zheng punched Tang tianwu directly on his knees. His strength was far inferior to Tang tianwu. He dared to fight with Luo Zheng and quickly turned around and ran away.
I wish my parents had two more legs!
"It''s none of your business? It''s none of your business. Why are you chasing me so hard?"
Luo Zheng sneered. After stepping out a few steps, he had caught up with the tall and thin boy, grabbed him directly, grabbed an arm and broke it.
Click!
The boy broke his hand and hid on the ground crying.
"Luo Zheng, I''ve been loose these days. It''s really hard to carry. It''s a waste of my clothes."
In the distance, Wang Nian came over with his nose, a rolled up dress and a bundle of hemp rope on his back.
"Luo Zheng, what do you want me to do with a bubble of shit? Who are these two guys?"
Wang Nian looked at Luo Zheng and swept away the two guys holding the broken arm wailing on the ground. His face was confused, and the clothes in his hand smelled like smoke.
"Hey, hey, naturally someone is going to eat shit."
Luo Zheng stared at Tang tianwu and the tall and thin boy with a bad smile.
"You dare!"
Tang tianwu''s face changed greatly. Seeing Luo Zheng''s malicious face, he quickly shouted, "you kill me, I won''t eat."
"Hehe, I have said that if you dare to provoke me again, you should eat shit on your knees. You don''t have to worry too much. I don''t have the courage to kill you. I just let you eat shit, and I won''t kill you."
Luo Zheng smiled and said to Wang Nian, "take the hemp rope and tie them up. If you don''t eat, I''ll feed him!"
"Some people really eat shit. It''s new. I have to meet them today."
As soon as Wang Nian heard this, he smiled. He hurried to take the hemp rope and blamed Luo Zheng. "You didn''t make it clear. I knew it was for two people. I''ll pull more. What if it''s not enough?"
"It''s all right. Wait a minute, I''ll take a bubble too." Luo Zheng grinned.
"Luo Zheng, you bitch, I''m going to kill you!"
Tang tianwu''s faces turned green and kept shouting and scolding.
Three times five divided by two, Luo Zheng and the year of the king tied them into mummies.
Wang Nian found a stick and carefully lifted the clothes covered with excrement. There was a big pool of yellow and black things, which smelled to the sky.
"This guy scolds the most. Open his mouth and I''ll feed him."
Wang Nian stirred it with a stick and pointed to Tang tianwu with a joking face.
Tang tianwu panicked. He scolded fiercely just now because he knew that Luo Zheng dared not kill himself in the five beast army, so he was unscrupulous.
I didn''t expect that Luo Zheng was so wicked that he asked himself to eat shit. If he really ate it and the news spread, it would be more painful than death.
"Hey, you two have something to say! You can''t insult a scholar if you don''t kill him. How can I live in the future if you humiliate me like this?"
Tang tianwu was sad. The two guys in front of him were so wicked that they didn''t look like joking. He quickly softened up.
"I broke your arms. Anyway, the hatred has been settled. If you don''t humiliate you today, you won''t give up in the future. Naturally, you should make more capital first." Luo Zheng still sneered.
"There is no revenge. There is no revenge there. We just compete in martial arts. Injuries are inevitable. We will never seek revenge from brother Luo."
Tang tianwu heard the meaning of Luo Zheng''s words and quickly piled up a smiling face. Unfortunately, severe pain came from his broken arm from time to time, which distorted his face and made him more ferocious.
"Really?"
Luo Zheng smiled faintly and asked suspiciously.
"Naturally, I Tang tianwu stand firm and keep my word, or I''ll be killed by Tianlei." Tang tianwu quickly swore for fear that Luo Zheng wouldn''t believe me.
"Forget it, I can''t afford the risk. Wait a minute. When you talk, you should fart. Find someone to kill me. It''s all over. Who am I looking for?"
Luo Zheng disdained and winked at the year of the king.
Wang Nian smiled grimly, held up the excrement stirring stick, grinned a pinsen''s white teeth and shouted, "boy, open your mouth quickly, or you can''t blame fat ye for this excrement on your face."
"No, Luo Zheng, no, no, it''s Luo Shao. How can you believe it?"
Tang tianwu kept his mouth closed and his tears were about to flow down. "I promise you everything you say. Please don''t let me eat shit!"
The tall and thin boy also begged: "yes, yes, anything is easy to discuss. This shit can''t be eaten. We haven''t married yet. If things get out, the girl will marry us."
"So it is. What can I do? I''m a good man. I can''t bear to make you two can''t get a wife in the future."
Luo Zheng said with a smile on his face.
"Well, if you dare to chase me this time, I should have punished you severely. But I''m generous to give you a chance to reform. Now write me an IOU and let you go."
Pretending to think for a while, Luo Zhengcai said solemnly.
"IOU?" Tang tianwu looked at each other. They didn''t know what the IOU was about. They hurriedly asked, "Luo Shao, how do you write this IOU?"
"Well, just write that one day in a certain year, I should have eaten shit. Now I owe it first. I will never dare to ask for trouble in the future, otherwise I will eat shit right away."
Luo Zheng organized it randomly. It''s really hard to write this shit eating IOU. It''s OK to let people see it anyway.
Poof! Poof!
Smelling the speech, Tang tianwu vomited blood for three liters, looked sad and angry, and stared at Luo Zheng. Writing this IOU is a lifelong stain, which is worse than eating shit.
"Why, look at your two faces, are you still hating me?"
Luo Zheng''s face was cold. "Say it, write an IOU or eat shit, you choose!"
"No, how dare we hate Luo Shao? Just can''t we not write this IOU? If it spreads in the future, we won''t have to be human."
Tang tianwu smiled and discussed, and greeted Luo Zheng''s family all over his heart.
"Spread out, do you still intend to revenge me?" Luo Zheng''s eyes were cold.
"No, no, no, Luo Shao is an adult. I don''t remember villains. How dare I retaliate!" Tang tianwu was startled. "It''s just that this IOU can''t be guaranteed. It''s too embarrassing."
"Hum, shame? It''s up to you whether you write or not. If you don''t write, it''s OK."
Luo Zheng had an idea, suddenly grinned and said to Wang Nian, "I just thought of a good idea. What do you think of knocking them out, filling their mouths with shit and throwing them to the place with the most people in the camp?"
"My shit is too thin, so I can''t plug it!" Wang Nian scratched his head and looked serious.
Poof!
Poof!
Tang tianwu and the tall and thin boy spit blood for nine liters. They have an impulse to commit suicide. This move is too poisonous. They can think of this way!
"We''d better write an IOU!"
Finally, Tang tianwu gave in, tragically wrote down two IOUS and pressed his fingerprints.
"Wen Cai is not bad!"
Luo Zheng looked at the IOU. He was very flattered. He untied the hemp rope on them and said: "You two must remember that if I tell you to do something, you must be obedient. Also, don''t leak half a word about today''s affairs. If I hear any bad news, the contents of these two IOU notes may flow out accidentally."
"Let''s go!"
Tang tianwu and the tall and thin young man glared at Luo Zheng. One of them held a broken arm and hurried away.
Today, even if they were killed, they refused to take the initiative to say that this time they were ashamed and really lost their hair.
Watching them go away, Luo Zheng and Wang Nian sat down in another place in the woods and talked about their experience in the blood refining examination.
Before the blood refining test, Luo Zheng refined two magic tools with thunder iron gold, and the other one was his own thunder exploding bow.
The one given to Wang Nian was a pair of boots.
This pair of combat boots was forged by Luo Zheng with the strength of nine oxen and two tigers according to an immortal weapon recorded by the Heavenly Master of the spirit sword in the Tongtian record refining device volume. It is called thunder running boots.
It is said that the real lightning running boots are immortal weapons made of nine Heavenly God thunder and Xuantian god gold. After wearing them, you can cross a hundred miles away in one step.
The pair of thunder running boots sent to Wang Nian can''t be so awesome. If it weren''t for the power of heaven thunder contained in thunder iron and gold essence, it would be impossible to imitate thunder running boots.
Although he managed to succeed in the end, the effect was definitely worse than 18000 miles, but he stepped 60 feet in one step. Among the martial arts, unless he is a strong man in the state of changing marrow, it is difficult for anyone to catch up with the year of the king.
I have to say that the fat man was really lucky. In wanzhangjue Valley, he followed others into the tomb of an ancient martial artist, picked up a lot of cheap and grabbed a spiritual fruit.
"You see, this is the spirit fruit."
With that, Wang Nian took out a jade box from his arms. When he opened it, a smell of fragrance came in, refreshing and refreshing.
The skin of this spiritual fruit has lost its luster. It looks like a big raisin. Obviously, it has lost a lot of medicine in the years.
However, it can also be seen that the remaining medicinal power in the spiritual fruit is still extremely majestic. It is much stronger than the elixir on the human level. If you can refine it, you will make great progress in cultivation.
"The spirit fruit doesn''t know what it is. You can''t take it casually. You have to find a way to find out the name and efficacy of the spirit fruit, and then find a way to use it."
Luo Zheng looked at it for a few times. Unfortunately, he knew nothing about miraculous medicine. He had to close the jade box first to avoid the loss of medicine.
"Take it for me first and put it on my body. I''m afraid I''ll be robbed." Wang nianxi was very happy.
Luo Zheng nodded. It''s really a little unreliable to put this precious thing on the fat man.
After receiving the spirit fruit, Luo Zhengcai asked, "by the way, who did you take this spirit fruit from? Be careful not to be met in the future."