Urban Ace Bodyguard
Chapter 1009 - 1075: Success Is Like Pregnancy - Special Edition
Lin Hai's inner feelings were a mix of frustration and excitement.
He never expected that while preparing to trick Cao Ziqing, fate would grant him an even greater surprise.
Most importantly, Cao Ziqing had no idea of the true identity of the Divine Doctor.
If he knew that the person he desperately wanted to befriend was his arch-nemesis Lin Hai, he would likely vomit blood in anger and despair.
"Alright then, since it's like this, I will reluctantly accept it; consider it the price for this bit of spirit, qi and mind."
Lin Hai spoke in a calm tone, as if he was unmoved by worldly fortunes.
This demeanor definitely marked him as the quintessential worldly master.
"Did Master Lin really earn such enormous wealth so easily?" Ning Qingyuan rubbed her eyes hard, her pretty face filled with shock.
"Divine Doctor, how about visiting the Xuanyuan Family someday?" Xuanyuan Lingfeng tentatively asked.
Lin Hai nodded and didn't refuse, actually curious about where the Xuanyuan Family's stronghold was and what it looked like inside.
"Great, then I'll personally come to invite the Divine Doctor in a few days," Xuanyuan Lingfeng said elatedly. After pausing, he quickly added, "The thousand-year-old Ganoderma will be transferred to you by the Ning Family three days from now."
He knew that such worldly masters often like peace and quiet and don't like being disturbed, so he entrusted the Ning Family to deliver the thousand-year-old Ganoderma, a considerate move indeed.
"Okay." Lin Hai responded languidly, as if sparing his words like gold.
"Thank you, Master." Xuanyuan Lingfeng took well to such demeanor.
Cao Ziqing also quickly bowed with respect, an admiring look on his face: "Thank you, Divine Doctor."
Lin Hai nodded and waved his hand: "The spirit, qi and mind will dissipate, you should take it quickly."
"Uh..." Facing reality was a bit tough for Cao Ziqing.
After all, it was literally a mouthful of phlegm.
But considering the value of this mouthful of phlegm, Cao Ziqing felt he could endure it.
"Drink it."
Lin Hai reminded without expression.
But he was laughing coldly inside.
The illustrious Young Master Cao, drinking a mouthful of my phlegm, heh, serves you right for putting on airs so deeply before.
"Brother Cao, drink up quickly, Divine Medicine is hard to come by and shouldn't be wasted!"
Afraid that Cao Ziqing would offend the Divine Doctor again, Xuanyuan Lingfeng urged him promptly.
After speaking, the look in his eyes carried a slight hint of threat, as if to say: "If you dare not to drink it and offend the Divine Doctor, I'll take care of you in no time."
Cao Ziqing's expression was one of agony, especially with that mouthful of phlegm, which seemed quite nauseating.
How was he supposed to swallow that?
But if he didn't drink it, not only would he not recover, but he'd also offend the Divine Doctor; offending the Divine Doctor would also mean offending Xuanyuan Lingfeng.
"Drink!"
Having said that, Cao Ziqing's face twisted as he picked up the bowl; Lin Hai clearly saw his eyes filled with emotion and brimming with tears.
He closed his eyes, steeled his heart, and opened his mouth.
"Gulp"——
Cao Ziqing felt something slick enter his mouth.
"Drink it down, Brother Cao! For your future!"
Xuanyuan Lingfeng growled softly by Cao Ziqing's ear.
Cao Ziqing, with tightly shut eyes, his pale cheeks trembled continuously.
The feeling of nausea was almost driving him to madness.
But, he had to drink it all.
"Gulp—"
Choking it down again, finally, he swallowed it.
Cao Ziqing's mind was instantly in a buzz.
This "spirit, qi and mind" from the Divine Doctor, why did it have a faint tobacco taste…
By estimation, no, by taste, it should be cheap cigarettes…
Cao Ziqing felt this was a great humiliation, but he could only endure it silently, like the truth of life, unable to resist.
However, that feeling and taste lingered in his mind, refusing to go away.
Cao Ziqing's face turned green at that moment.
"Divine Doctor, I need to go to the restroom first, forgive me for being a poor host... ugh..."
Cao Ziqing clutched his neck and dashed madly into a room in search of a toilet.
"Alright, since the illness is treated, it's time for us to leave."
Lin Hai said lightly, amused inside, he had just secretly recorded the scene with his phone while no one was watching.
Looking ahead, the ways to trick Cao Ziqing would definitely be numerous and explosive.
And since Cao Ziqing was the one who begged him for treatment, this mouthful of spirit, qi and mind actually contained some of Lin Hai's body characteristics, like resisting ordinary poisons.
Leaving the special care courtyard.
Ning Qingyuan got into her family car, unable to hold back, she burst into silvery laughter.
"Cao Ziqing, haha, the so-called witty Young Master Wolf, being played around by Brother Lin, that face turning green, just thinking about it is funny, haha, he used to give off this high and mighty aura all the time."
"I didn't force him to drink my saliva, he did it voluntarily." Lin Hai also laughed.
Seeing Cao Ziqing so humbled was truly satisfying, the best part being it happened in broad daylight, consensually.
"Brother Lin, how did you do it?" Ning Qingyuan asked curiously after laughing enough.
"He thought my medical skills were good, so he asked me for help himself, he arranged the meeting, he must follow through even if it means crying."
"Brother Lin, you have many good points, but that mouth of yours is lecherous, what do you mean by arranged a meeting?" Ning Qingyuan wrinkled her brow, her moral compass as a teacher taking a major hit.
"What? Are you so pure you don't even know what a meeting is about?" Lin Hai blinked, smirked, clearly wanting to see the Beautiful Miss Ning blush with embarrassment.
"Oh, you're terrible." Indeed, the Beautiful Miss Ning's cheeks became as red as apples.
Lin Hai felt incredibly pleased, especially now that the thousand-year-old Ganoderma was in his hands.
He once had a special secret recipe, claimed by the Ghost Doctor himself, which when prepared into medicine, could give a fifty percent chance for someone at the Legendary Peak to break through into another realm.
Lin Hai used to doubt it, as no one had ever seen someone surpass the Legendary level.
Furthermore, the combined cost of the ingredients on this recipe could easily bankrupt his Blood-Colored Reincarnation Security Company and the Reincarnation Organization in an instant.
Yet one of the ingredients on the recipe was precisely the thousand-year-old Ganoderma, the cheapest one, unexpectedly something Lin Hai had always hesitated to seek was effortlessly obtained, practically begged to be given to him.
"Oh right, Brother Lin, I always felt you should be considered a successful person." Ning Qingyuan suddenly said.
A woman's sixth sense told her that Lin Hai was no ordinary person, that he carried an aura of success.
"Success? Heh, that depends on which aspect, I do have successful experiences." Lin Hai replied, touching his nose with a smile.
"Oh? Brother Lin, what is your successful experience?"
Ning Qingyuan was curious, as such a master reaching this point must have valuable methods and experiences.
"My success experience is..."
"Uh, how should I say this, let me give an example, or you can think of it as my view and understanding of success."
Ning Qingyuan nodded with a sweet obedience, listening intently.
After pondering for a few seconds, Lin Hai spoke: "Success is actually like pregnancy, everyone comes to congratulate you, but nobody knows how many times you did it to get pregnant, it sums up the bitterness of success."
Ning Qingyuan almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
This experience... is too absurd.
"What exactly were you successful in?" Ning Qingyuan started to doubt.
"Me? My greatest success, of course, is my experience with picking up girls!" said Lin Hai, his head held high, those crossed legs shaking in complacency.
The young Miss Ning rolled her eyes in exasperation, suspecting that the answer was predictably ridiculous as usual.