"Why would I ever stoop to such a trashy job as a security guard?" Gao Chao's tone was full of disdain and contempt.

"Oh, then you can go home now, the interview is over, you're no longer being considered for the position."

"What did you say? What do you mean?!" Gao Chao became completely irate, how dare a mere director give him trouble?

Lin Hai lit a cigarette, squinted his eyes, and said indifferently, "Have you stayed abroad for too long to understand Chinese?"

"Last name Lin, I am dignifying you by calling you Director Lin, if I don't dignify you, you're just someone employed by my dad," Gao Chao's voice filled with anger.

Lin Hai remained calm, dealing with this kind of guy who thinks he was born with a golden key is too familiar for him, he knew exactly how to put him in his place within minutes.

"Young Master Gao, security is a highly intellectual job, don't look down on security guards. I am curious, where does all your confidence come from?"

Gao Chao snorted coldly through his nose and said disdainfully, "Lin Hai, a security guard is just a watchdog, what is there to learn? Rather, you're quite arrogant."

"Heh, I've always been big."

"Big in every aspect," Lin Hai replied with a smile.

"Vulgar!" Gao Chao held his head high with a sense of superiority, feeling it beneath him to argue with someone like Lin Hai.

"Young Master Gao, I have this flaw, my 24K gold eyes can't stand posers and arrogant people, and I enjoy crushing their confidence," Lin Hai grinned.

Gao Chao was extremely annoyed; shouldn't a lowly security guard kneel and fawn over him with an ugly face to win his favor, and then he would nod slightly with a charitable gaze, while the other person would show extreme gratitude and excitement?

But now, he saw Lin Hai looking unconcerned.

"Young Master Gao, let's have a comparison, maybe you'll find that you're not even better than a security guard."

Gao Chao, hearing what seemed like the biggest joke, scoffed disdainfully, "What can a retired soldier with brute strength possibly have to compare with me?"

"Heh, are you even a man?" Lin Hai asked.

"This provocation tells me you could compete with kindergarteners in an intelligence battle," Gao Chao scoffed continuously, thinking his eloquence was superior and that Lin Hai would be speechless.

"Are you really a man?"

"I'll have you know, I am a highly educated, knowledgeable, and capable man," Gao Chao proudly lifted his head, reminding himself that he graduated from a prestigious university with a master's degree.

"Since you are a man, then let's compare something unique to men."

"I bet yours isn't as long as mine."

After saying that, Lin Hai lifted his head proudly.

Murong Xue and Murong Yu heard Lin Hai's words and immediately blushed.

Something unique to men? Long? Even the innocent sisters couldn't help but let their thoughts wander.

"Young Master Gao, do you concede?"

Gao Chao looked disgusted, "Disgusting, in the presence of two ladies, you, a director-level employee, don't you have any sense of shame?"

"How am I shameless? I was talking about beards."

Lin Hai stroked his stubble, "Some people, with their dirty minds, still accuse others, tsk tsk, truly shameless."

Gao Chao's face turned pale.

"Not convinced? Then let's compare the man-specific part of our bodies, see who's bigger!"

Gao Chao's gaze involuntarily moved towards Lin Hai's pants, noting that he indeed seemed well-packed, then he glanced unconsciously at himself - his look slack - feeling a mix of envy, jealousy, and anger.

Men's competitions extend beyond the external appearances to internal qualities, like innate capabilities. In this area, Gao Chao is no match for Lin Hai, and such a sense of defeat could be incredibly humiliating and unnerving, especially in front of women.

"What are you staring at my pants for? I said nose, mine is bigger than yours."

Gao Chao was instantly so furious he nearly exploded with anger, this guy was so hateful.

"Not convinced? Alright, let me ask you, what is usually soft and fluffy, but after pulling and stretching becomes hard and big?"

After hearing this, the Murong sisters were incredibly shy again.

Gao Chao's face turned red and his neck thickened; he knew the answer, but how could he possibly answer such a question in front of two girls? He certainly couldn't say it's the 'Second'.

Suddenly, his eyes flashed with an idea for a counterattack, and he sneered back: "I admit I don't know, you tell me, what is it?"

Gao Chao thought to himself, as long as Lin Hai dares to reveal the answer, he could use it as leverage and complain to President Ouyang that he was using vulgar language and harassing female colleagues.

"Youtiao (Chinese doughnut)."

Lin Hai answered indifferently.

The two women felt incredibly ashamed again, having thought wrongly.

Gao Chao was stunned too; that answer was too damn frustrating!

"A brain teaser for five-year-olds and you can't figure it out, even my seven-year-old goddaughter understands this. Tsk tsk, you might as well start from being a security guard."

After finishing, Lin Hai was nonchalant, smoking a cigarette.

"I'm going to complain to President Ouyang."

"Then you failed the interview, not hired."

"On what basis! You are abusing your power!" Gao Chao was about to jump with rage.

"Because no interviewer likes someone who tattles, and men despise such actions."

Lin Hai paused, then added: "Let everyone see what you can handle besides holding a golden key. Don't talk about college student theories, you don't even know the basics, how will you manage the company's overall situation from an office later?"

"So, am I the deputy team leader? Or the team leader? I need a personal assistant." Gao Chao insisted.

Lin Hai pointed towards the window: "See the entrance of the company building downstairs? You start from that post."

"You..."

"Alright, the interview is over, please leave."

Lin Hai waved his hand dismissively.

Grinding his teeth, Gao Chao was helpless and could only temporarily hold back his anger, thinking bitterly about getting back at Lin Hai one day.

After Gao Chao left, Lin Hai then turned to look at Murong Xue, looking quite embarrassed and quickly said: "Murong Yu, you passed the interview, stay in the finance department, starting as the director's assistant."

"Really? That's great, thank you, Brother Lin."

"By the way, Brother Lin, you were so clever just now, although a little crass, but still very charming," Murong Yu said happily.

"Speaking of which, do you have any hobbies?" Lin Hai asked, thinking of one last question.

"I like eating noodles."

Plop, Lin Hai almost fell over.

...

Ten minutes later, in the president's office.

After hearing Murong Xue's report on Lin Hai's interview process, Ouyang Xiaoya nodded and praised: "Not bad, I approve of Lin Hai's approach. University students these days are full of youthful vigor, and I was worried he wouldn't be able to manage, but it turns out, he has a knack for it, although slightly vulgar."